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Next, Yama-chan's happy wedding without anyone's wedding gift!
The official big screening!
So, today...
Yes!
The other day...
It's the worst, isn't it?
The worst...
It's the worst project, isn't it?
This opening, right?
This project, right?
I don't think there's going to be much of it in the end.
It'll be short...
But we've taken a lot of V-logs...
Seriously?
We hope you'll watch a lot of it.
Wow...
I heard you were moved or something.
I'm tired of my own evil!
Who's evil?
That's right.
Her pregnancy was discovered...
And at age 33...
She decided to marry a happy man...
Comedy entertainer...
Yama-saki Hosei!
The other day...
She performed a touching performance...
With only her family present!
Today...
We'll show you all of it!
Let's have...
Today's star...
Yama-saki Hosei...
In charge of it!
Here you go!
Why do you have such a face?
Thank you for coming!
Why do you have such a face?
Thank you!
Are you going to cry?
If I don't cry...
My human face...
It's your human face, right?
Which one is it?
You don't know, do you?!
You said "human face"...
Give it back!
It's okay, I won't cry!
I'll definitely cry!
It's a human face...
It's a human face, right?!
It's not a human face!
It's a human face!
It's a different size, right?
It's not a human size!
It's about the same size...
If you don't say something like that...
It's definitely not human...
If you don't cry...
That's how touching it is!
Today...
The four of us and the staff...
And there are 25 of us!
We'll decide whether or not we'll be moved...
After we're done...
We'll collect it...
Based on the number of points...
We'll give you a luxury item...
As a present...
I think you can see it here...
If it's 0 to 5 people...
It's this kind of item...
Well, it's good for 5 people, isn't it?
It's about this size...
If it's 6 to 10 people...
It's this item...
A stomach pillow...
That's nice, isn't it?
It's good for a married couple, isn't it?
You always make those sound like that...
No, no, no...
11-15 years old can enjoy it with their children.
16-20 years old can enjoy it with their parents.
21-24 years old can enjoy it with a luxurious chandelier.
I don't need it.
It's a wonderful thing.
It's a gift!
And if you are 24 years old, you can enjoy it anywhere!
Are you serious?
Yes!
They will pay for it.
It's amazing!
I'm the only one who can afford it.
Happy Wedding Big Screening
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And now, Yama-chan's happy wedding big screening will begin!
I'm not getting off this last one either.
Yama-chan's Happy Wedding Big Screening
This is more like a ceremony, right?
Yama-chan's Happy Wedding Big Screening
At ease.
I, Izumo Oyashiro, hereby announce...
Don't call me that!
We, in this good time...
Are you putting on makeup?
...will exchange a couple's glasses...
Yama-san, you're putting on makeup.
...and hold a wedding ceremony.
From now on...
In God's name...
Huh?
...we will love one another...
No one's laughing.
I'm sure Ujiro's Miko-san is laughing.
I ask for your understanding.
No one's laughing.
On October 21st, 2013...
It's like a comedy.
Yama-san and I will be married.
Aya, Aya...
She talked, Aya.
Can you talk?
No, I can't.
You can talk.
What are you doing?
Are you trying to make me cry?
It's too heavy, isn't it?
It's like a wedding "how to" video.
It's good.
What is this?
It's a strangely beautiful image.
Even if you do it with music, it won't look like this.
It's a wedding video.
What?
It's a lie!
What's wrong with you?
It's a lie!
It's a strange image.
What? Why?
Even if you don't cry so much.
I'm not crying!
I'm crying, so I can't cry!
On the contrary, I don't know why you're crying.
You should have received it.
What? Why are you crying?
Now, the bride and groom will come in.
What is this?
You're the one who made me cry, right?
Wow!
The umbrella doesn't break, does it?
You're laughing.
Now we will announce the wedding heroines of the Yamasaki, Narabini, Ito and Goryo families.
If you have a camera, are you ready?
Please enter the wedding cake.
Congratulations!
You're laughing.
Please answer the question in your own way.
As it is a dinner party, we will excuse you from the venue.
The wedding is over.
Yes.
They didn't break the umbrella at all.
I was also saying so.
The wedding is over.
Please pay attention to the right side.
We have prepared a screen.
These are pictures of you two when you were little.
Now, let's begin.
In Nishinomiya City, Hyogo Prefecture, a genius entertainer has appeared.
You know this yourself.
Down in the center, you can see a great symbol of a genius entertainer.
Wow, that's funny.
I'm so happy.
It's so long.
This costume is enough for the last scene.
You're always laughing.
I'm having fun.
It's so hot.
It's my second time.
Who are you?
Are you my friend?
No, I'm your relative.
Everyone, please give them a big hand.
What?
Until you get ready for your honeymoon, you'll have some time.
Please continue to enjoy your meal and entertainment.
We'll wait for you behind the video camera.
Now, it's time for your honeymoon.
What's this?
Oh, you wanted me to wear it.
See?
What are you talking about?
We pray for your health and long life.
I think you're a little different, too.
No, no, no, this is good.
This is good, too.
We pray for your love.
We pray for your health and long life.
Wait a minute.
I'm tired, too.
I'm a human who shot in the field.
No, I'm tired.
Thank you.
We pray for your health and long life.
We pray for your love.
We pray for your health and long life.
Congratulations on your marriage.
You are going to work hard for your family, love and health.
We got this from Keiichi Yamamoto of Gokurakutombu.
Look at this.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
He gave me this.
Why did you give me this?
It doesn't matter.
Dad, Mom, thank you for raising such a selfish child like me.
And Mom, until I met you now, you worked hard as a woman and raised us.
What are you doing?
Mom, thank you for your hard work.
From now on, I, Aosei-san, and my baby will work hard together.
Mom, from the bottom of my heart, I thank you for giving birth to me.
Thank you very much.
And Aosei-san and Dad, Mom, even though we are separated now,
I will do my best as Aosei-san's wife and as an entertainer's wife.
Thank you for your support.
Congratulations on your wedding.
And with that, we've finished the screening, but...
Um...
He's crying by himself.
Let's hear everyone's opinions.
Hamada-san, do you have anything?
No, but really, um...
I think it was a common...
...couple's...
...wedding performance.
He's staring straight at you.
But you know, even if you haven't said it yet...
...if you're moved...
...we'll play it for you.
If you're moved...
...switch on!
And with that...
It's a zero!
Zero?!
I didn't think it'd be zero!
Zero!
But you have the product, right?
Yes.
Toilet paper.
Unfortunately, it was a zero.
Really?!
Yes, it came out.
There were moments when I was moved...
Yes, yes!
But when you're lying down and being pulled like that...
It makes me laugh...
The mountain goat over there is crying...
And the mountain goat over here is crying...
It's tough, isn't it?!
Hamadan's medicine box!
It stinks!
Good evening!
Let me give you a hug.
No, no, seriously...
Um...
What do you think about this?
I think it's a very good thing.
I think it's a good thing, but...
I think there are only two rows of crackers in front of you.
Because of this cheapness...
I feel like I'm going to cry.
Everyone will eat you up!
How many are there?
Isn't that what you're talking about?
Why is it only two in a row?
I don't really...
You know...
On TV...
About driving a car...
I've said it countless times, but...
I don't really want to say it, you know?
It's like that...
But let me say this!
The left...
The leftmost lane is the lane that turns left...
And it's lined up, right?
You don't have to line it up on your own!
We're going in from this side, you know?
But it's lined up like this...
And then...
You're in the straight lane next to it...
And you want to turn left...
But...
You're trying to get in in the middle of nowhere, aren't you?!
Yes, yes, yes...
And for that...
You have to wait in the straight lane!
That's right.
Why in the middle of nowhere?!
Did you really want to get in between that white and black car?!
Why is it over there?!
Who are you paying attention to?!
If you're paying attention to me, you should be paying attention to me in the back!
I see...
The way you're using your chikki is weird!
I see, I see...
It's stuck!
And when I'm about three cars behind you...
You're still in the straight lane, you know?
And you don't even let me hear you in the back!
Not at all!
And when I'm about three or four cars behind you...
You let me hear you in the back...
But you're not letting me in at all!
It's not like you're in the front.
It's not like you're in the front!
And you know, there was that incident the other day...
I was so mad and I finally got in...
I got in next to you and opened the window...
And I was like "Why in the middle of nowhere?!"
Why in the middle of nowhere?!
And you yelled at me in the back!
Why in the middle of nowhere?!
And you yelled at me in the back! "Why in the middle of nowhere?!"
That's right!
Jeez...
Now that you mention it...
This is a difficult story...
I want to turn everything upside down!
I want to turn everything upside down with that okonomiyaki!
With a little bigger one...
I want to say "mokkol"!
If you can say it with a bigger one, say it.
I want to say it! From up there...
You do it this way...
Or you can do it like this!
No, no...
Why do you do it like this?
You do it like this, and with a tiny monja...
You do it like this...
Like this...
It really makes me angry...
While you're parking...
I want you to stop running slowly...
That's all I want...
There's someone who can open the gap...
Even though you're parking...
There's someone who can open the gap...
Even though you're parking...
When you're overtaking, you're like "pah!", and the other person is like "kutsu", and you're like "kunne".
You're like that, but when you see someone else, you're like "inagakara hitonne".
And you're like "waki ayaya" in the car.
Tsuitekara warae!
You know you can lift up your chair from your car, right?
It's like this.
That's stupid.
You can lift up your chair.
You know you want to ride a big trailer, right?
You want to crush it all.
That's not true.
What?!
There are times you want to see it from above.
Piiin! Piiin! Piiin! You're crazy! You're crazy! You're crazy!
That's not true.
There's a power line here!
This is a question for Matsumoto-san, who is the only athlete who can compete with Cain Kosugi.
Yes.
The triple jump is a hop, step, and jump, but Matsumoto-san said that this is the first time in human history that a quadruple jump has been completed.
In the case of a quadruple jump, what happens next when you do a hop, step, and jump?
Actually, "hop", "step" is English, right?
And then it becomes French.
"Hop", "step", "derbane", "serene" is English and then it becomes French.
No, it's not "mhmhmhm".
It's not "mhmhmhm".
No, no, what is it?
"Hop", "step", "jump" is understandable.
But you have to explain the movement.
What is it?
When you say "somehow", you have to explain what situation you are in.
Otherwise you won't understand it.
It goes "tata-tata", right?
Then it's "hop", right? It's the same thing here, right?
Then "step", right?
Originally it's "jump" here.
It's "jump" and it ends here.
What else is coming?
"derbane".
derbane
Where's "derbane"?
You know both situations, right?
"derbane"!
Then why is "serene" seen differently?
You don't know it, you don't know it, you don't know it.
You don't understand it.
Because you can understand it.
You don't understand it.
Why can't you understand it?
What's the point of doing it like this?
But it's "serere godi"!
No, no...
Hop, step...
Serere godi!
Stop! Stop!
I can't stop!
What's next?
Serere godi!
What's next?
Serere godi!
What's next?
What's next? It's landing!
Landing?
Serere godi!
And then...
the record will be set
15 centimeters before the landing.
The record will be set
15 centimeters before the landing.
I'm tired of watching it.
I'm tired of doing it.
Ah, sports...
It's going to be a big show.
There's no one doing it, is there?
That's right.
No, it's not like that!
Standing next to you, I always smell like shampoo, and I apologize to Matsumoto-san for the rumors.
When you're shampooing, you sometimes feel something behind you. Who is behind you?
Ah, I see.
Yes, yes, yes. This is something that even "unbelievable" doesn't do, right?
Ah, I see.
This is really like that. Do you feel it?
Ah, well, you know, like someone...
But you know, I don't think it's scary at all!
Is that so?
Yes! That's not a bad example.
How do you know that? Is there something bad about it?
No, no, no! In other words, when you're shampooing, the feeling behind you is like a rinse.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Eh? I'm next!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
It's like a rinse.
Hurry up and put it on me!
It's just me, you know!
The amount of breath of the rinse is like...
Hurry up and put it on me!
It's really similar to my scalp.
It's that similar?
It's really similar!
You're saying it's really similar?
It's really similar!
But it's not a bad example.
Ah, I see. Everyone is a little scared.
You wouldn't think I'm wearing a rinse, would you?
But you have to be careful of...
The smell of shampoo when you rinse your hair.
I jump in and rinse my hair?
It's me, you know!
It's like...
This shampoo smells like...
Female cat!
Thief cat!
It's not for you, it's for the rinse!
You're too young for this!
What is this supposed to be?