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Before the show, the kids are more excited than ever.
- Alright! - Let's do it!
- What's up with you?
That's how it should be. Today is the badminton competition with luxurious prizes.
This program is different from the luxurious ones.
Isn't it great today?
And if I win one point, I can get one prize.
Really?
And this one?
And the car?
Does it matter?
This one, too!
You didn't spend much money last time, so I'll give you that.
I think you should give me a discount.
You're good.
But it's windy.
It's windy.
It's hard to do it.
Hamaa-san said he didn't want to do it today.
Why?
It's like May sickness.
May?
May sickness?
Yes.
How did you get on the 42nd floor in May?
It didn't happen at all, Hamaa-san.
All of a sudden?
Yes.
I'm stuck in the bus right now.
Could you go with me?
No.
You're a salaryman.
Yes, I am.
There are a lot of salarymen, but...
I'll do my best in April.
Hamaa-san?
Yes?
You've been there, haven't you?
I've been to Jersey.
Then I'll tell you.
Yes.
I've been on that show.
Hamaa-san, let's do it.
Look at the products.
Look at them.
They're very luxurious.
Cars, bikes...
1 million yen.
If you get one point, you get one product?
No, I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it all of a sudden.
I haven't done it since last month.
Since last month?
April.
Last month.
April?
March.
May.
No, March.
May sickness.
I don't want to do it.
I'm tired.
No, you're not tired.
I want to go home.
I don't want to do it at all.
I'm tired of hitting you.
Sigh...
You want to do it?
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
It's true.
I was told it was close, so I went in.
What did you say?
But...
Let's go outside.
It's really...
Let's go outside.
It won't open.
The tragedy that struck Tamada.
Is malaria such a troublesome disease?
We can't film at this rate.
Is it really a high-risk plan?
I've been wanting to do badminton for a long time.
What's wrong with you?
This is a psychological thing, isn't it?
I guess so.
Is it okay for the four of us to do it?
No...
Is it okay for the four of us?
But...
The viewers will say "why?"
That's right.
What's wrong with you?
Why is it only today?
Right?
If it was another project...
Why is it like this?
That's right, that's right.
Huh?
Excuse me.
Excuse me!
Huh?!
You surprised me!
Really?
You surprised me!
What's up?
Good evening!
I was at a concert and I came to that meeting...
Oh, is that so?
I thought you were here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was just going home and now I'm here...
But you know...
It's dark, isn't it? The air is heavy.
I've been trying to do badminton and have fun, but there's been a problem...
You, too, Hama-chan?
- That's right. - I'm not going to do it, Mr. Hamada.
- If I may say so myself... - Yes?
- It seems like you're suffering from high blood pressure. - Yes.
- I don't know what's wrong with you. - Can I say it, Matsu-chan?
- Can I say it? - Yes, you can.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to consult with me.
- No, no, I'm fine with it. - I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
- If you don't mind, I'd like you to consult with me. - Yes, I'm fine with it.
- I'm sorry. - Can we talk for a moment?
- Yes, of course. - Can we talk for a moment?
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'm surprised. - I'm surprised.
- I see, I see. - I see, I see.
Even with their unexpected appearance, they don't have time to be surprised.
In order to quickly resolve the situation, along with the producer of the show, they once again head back to Hamada.
- Wait a minute... - Can we talk for a moment?
It'll be over soon. It's the usual badminton pattern.
- No, it's just... - Do you have any concerns? - Hypertension.
- Hypertension? What's that? - You're not even 42 years old.
- If you were 42 years old, you'd be a doctor. - It's a disease that makes you a new employee.
- You're not even 42 years old, you'd be a doctor. - It's a disease that makes you a new employee.
- Hypertension. - Hypertension?
- You're not even 42 years old, you'd be a doctor. - It's a disease that makes you a new employee.
- You do that every time, don't you? - Yes, I do it every time.
- You're busy. - Yes, I am.
- Can you go home now? - I'll break it. I'll break it. I'll break it.
- No, but you're already over 40 years old... - Go home!
- You're over 40 years old... - Go home!
- It can't be helped. - You look like a young comedian.
- No, I'm sorry. I said too much. - No, I'm sorry about that.
- I'm sorry. - Why do you keep coming out of there?
- What? - Stop it.
Is it a comeback of the recording?
The show's highest responsibility has been abused.
At this rate, the show will be ruined.
Will the situation be resolved?
- What should we do? - Are you okay?
- I'm okay. - Is your head okay?
- But it hurts, doesn't it? - Yes.
- Do you understand young comedians' feelings? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Even if it were a talk show, it would be like that. - Yes, it would be like that.
- It's impossible for a talk show, isn't it? - It's impossible.
- It's impossible for a talk show. - It's absolutely impossible.
- On the contrary, it's impossible for a talk show or even for badminton. - Yes, it is.
- Huh? - What's wrong?
- Is it okay if we don't show it? - Yes!
- Are you going to fire it?
- No, I'm worried about it.
- But it's a gas gun, isn't it? - Yes.
- The air is different, isn't it?
- To be honest, what we're trying to do now is... - We can't do it yet.
- We haven't made any progress yet. - No.
- If it's that, it's powerful, but...
- The ship we boarded...
- If we go home like this...
- Even if Yuri calls me...
- Yuri is...
- Mitsuri is...
- She's a writer's reference judge.
- She has a permanent license.
- She has a license for nutritionist.
- Do you know Mitsuri?
- She's my wife. We were raised in the same place.
- I see.
- So, if you don't mind,
- If you don't mind,
- I'd like to talk with you for a while.
- No, but...
- If you don't mind, I'm sorry.
- If you don't mind,
- Can I give it a try?
- Well...
- I'm a little older than you.
- A little...
- I don't know if I should say "gah", but...
- I think you should say it a little.
- There are good cases, too.
- Can I say it?
- I don't know if it's okay.
- Can I say it?
- I can't do anything about it.
- I've said it many times.
- If you don't mind, I'm sorry.
- I'll do my best.
Nomuchi is persuading Hamada.
What will happen?
- If you don't mind, I'm sorry.
- I'll do my best.
- I'm sorry.
- It's better for me to stay away.
- That's right.
- It's better for me to leave it to you.
Yes!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- What's wrong? - No, no, I just happened to pick it up.
It's like...
Um...
- I took a peek. - Oh, I see.
- You don't feel well? - Well...
I don't feel like doing it.
- It's more effective than we say. - That's right.
- You're my senior. - Yes, you are.
I don't know if it's been a year or two, but it's really rude of me...
...but I like you, Hama-chan.
I said it. You know what I mean, right?
I'm sorry for being so late.
I've been doing this for years and it's weird to say it now...
...but I like you a lot.
Yes.
I was wondering if I could say it now.
Yes, yes.
But I like cheerful and energetic talkers.
Yes.
That's amazing.
You're like a big brother.
That's true.
I exercise for free like this.
And later on, I get paid for my lecture.
I'm grateful for this job.
And the audience and viewers are happy about it.
What are you talking about?
It's quite long.
Thank you.
It's not that difficult.
Thank you.
Maybe you can only see yourself now.
Look around you.
There are a lot of painful things.
Yamazaki.
Tanaka.
Endo.
They're painful.
What's painful is not their existence.
It's painful that you don't realize you're in pain.
You can see it like that.
Yes.
So...
Anyway, there's only one life.
Yes.
There's only one life.
Yes.
Let's do our best.
Yes.
Let's do our best.
Yes.
That's the only way.
I always waited for you at the train station.
I like to sing in spring.
Do you sing?
No way!
I liked to look for you.
When I closed my heart in sadness,
the flowers in the flower shop also changed.
In my city,
just one more time,
would you like some hot coffee?
In that shop,
I was asked
why you were there.
The phone number,
about you,
I wrote it and sang it in spring.
Asking my memories,
perhaps,
you will come to this city.
Will our love end?
The seasons also changed someday.
In my room...
When I came to visit you...
You always did the cleaning...
I don't know...
Why you are like this...
In the city where people go shopping...
It will be red soon, won't it?
Today, I...
Avoid people...
And just go home...
Alone...
Without crossing...
This bridge...
Why you are like this...
In the city where people go shopping...
It will be red soon, won't it?
Today, I...
Avoid people...
And just go home...
Alone...
Without crossing...
This bridge...
I'm waiting for you...
How do you like it?
Do you like it?
I see.
At this stage...
I can't say it. I can't say it. I can't say it.
You can't say it.
I'm sorry, but your glasses are too tight here.
Your glasses are really tight here.
You're blindfolded.
Blindfolded? Will I die?
There's something here, but I'll die.
Which one is it? Which one is it?
This one. This one. This one.
It's amazing, isn't it?
This is all stress.
Don't push me.
In short, there are only idiots in the world.
And every time I meet an idiot like this, I'm like...
Don't say things like that.
No, no, it's true.
When you're in the car and you're waiting for someone to call you on your cell phone,
you're standing in a place that's not that big of a street and you're talking on the phone, right?
Then you come from the opposite lane and you say, "If I stand like this, will you stop me here?"
That idiot.
Stop him.
Idiot.
By the time you say that, I'm already half dead.
I see, I see.
Why is that?
If you let me pass a little bit...
You can't pass, right?
I can't pass, but if you go like this, I'll take 50% of your idiot part.
That's right.
That's why, right?
If someone you don't know comes and says, "Why are you stopping me here, you idiot?"
I'll be alone for the rest of the time.
I see.
But if you do that, I'll be hooked right away.
You'll be hooked.
I see.
You'll get one, you'll get half of it, right?
But if you stop me here, you won't be hooked, right?
You won't be hooked.
If you give me everything.
If you give me everything, you'll be hooked, right?
That's not it.
I'm still hooked.
Why?
Why? You're a different person.
Seriously, you're all idiots.
I want to change that.
Can I become a mayor?
Oh, go ahead.
If I become a mayor, I want to change that most.
You know, that not-so-big intersection.
You know that line, right? The car line.
I want to make all of that one meter behind the city.
That will never work.
When it does, it won't bend.
Right?!
Did you just see that?
Okappa, get out of my way!
Okappa!
It's Okappa, it's Okappa.
Next month, we have a question for Matsumoto-san, who is planning to release Matsumoto Resident's book.
Ah, that's right.
When you were in 3rd grade, you were riding a gorilla, but why did you switch to a hippo in 4th grade?
If you ask a gorilla, Matsumoto-san...
Do you know what you're saying?
You're saying Matsumoto-san because you're a gorilla.
I can't say it at all.
Say it properly.
Is this the first car you bought?
The first car I bought...
Ah, before that, I bought it for 10,000 yen.
Starlet.
From Starlet to Mark II, I've always been a gorilla.
No, that's weird.
Why are you a gorilla?
Then why did you quit Starlet?
I'm a little tired of it now.
Ah, I'm also tired of gorillas.
I'm tired of hippos and hippos.
You knew that from the beginning, didn't you?
That's not it.
Cars are means of transport for work.
You were riding a gorilla.
I was riding a gorilla.
Was it a Go Number?
Anything was fine with me, though.
Well, it's a gorilla, so it's Go.
What did you do when you went to school?
Were you at home?
I was waiting for the gorilla.
Were you at home?
I was waiting for it.
Where were you waiting for it?
Ah, at a parking lot.
A Go parking lot.
Why don't you say it again?
Say it in the beginning.
You know, I have a Japanese style of stopping cars...
...but in my case, the gorilla was facing this way.
I did it like this.
There's a difference. Gorilla faces this way.
Later, gorilla does like this.
No, no, no.
Gorilla always does like this.
No, sometimes like this.
No, no, no.
Hey, bald!
Hey, you!
Enough!
Hey, you!
Don't hit me using my power!
Are you a counter or what?
So, when you get off here, you can ride until you go home after class?
I can go right away.
I can ride and go right away.
Ride and...oh, you ride here?
You ride here?
I ride here.
Gorilla can rampage sometimes.
That's right.
Can you control it in the third grade of elementary school?
It's different from Mark II.
Isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Oh, that's what you like, isn't it?
Yes.
You like to give and receive, don't you?
Give and receive?
Can you eat with me?
That's right.
But it was hard.
For example...
After all, the fuel consumption is getting worse.
This is interesting.
At first, gorilla...
Gorilla, which ran so much with one banana...
Gorilla switched back to a hippo and said "Bonjour"!
So...
Did you switch back to a hippo?
Yes.
Because of the fuel consumption problem?
Because of the fuel consumption problem.
After all...
At first, there was "etc" in this.
When I was in 4th grade in elementary school?
I didn't ride stairs in 4th grade.
I rode stairs in 8th grade.
It wasn't 8th grade, was it?
"etc" is...
Yes, it is.
What are you doing?
Stop it!
If you meet a bear, you tell it to pretend to be dead, but when you meet an alien, what is the best way to deal with it?
Oh, that's not it.
What is it?
You've never met an alien, have you?
You know, that woman from the alien.
Yes, yes.
Shegani Weaver.
First of all, I have to make it clear that I'm not that woman.
I'm not Shegani.
First of all...
When you meet an alien...
When you meet an alien, you say "I'm not Shegani."
Aliens only go for Shegani.
They don't go for Shegani.
I don't know.
But what I can say for sure is that I'm not Shegani.
First of all, you have to say it out loud.
If you don't say it out loud, they'll come for you.
They'll come for you.
It seems like they're coming for you.
But I'm not Shegani.
Ever since you said "Shegani," my mouth has been closing.
If you say "Shegani" or not, it means you're definitely Shegani.
Where are you looking at?
From the inside of my mouth.
Is this Shegani?
Isn't that a stuffed animal?
What are you doing?
Why can't you say it?
This is Shegani.
No, no, why can't you say it?
It's easy.
First of all, if you say you're not Shegani, they'll think you're Shegani.
What do you do?
It's really embarrassing.
They'll come out and think you're Shegani.
It's really embarrassing.
In the middle of all of this, if you run away, my mouth will close.
It's the same for you, right?
You've been slapping me for a while now.
It's because you think I'm getting worse and worse.
Let me ask you something.
Is it annoying?
Right?
What are you talking about?
If you're an ordinary 42-year-old man who doesn't know anything about water, you wouldn't do that, would you?
To you, I'm Shegani.
At that time, if you say you're not Masumoto-san, they'll say, "Oh, no, no," right?
Well, it's definitely not a good analogy.
On the contrary, it's an analogy that makes me even more excited.
You always cleaned up after me.