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Hamashou!
October, Tonai bow ground.
In the fall, Hamashou returns to the first class.
A hot battle is about to begin.
All right, then, Captain.
All right, then, Captain. Thank you.
All right.
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First and foremost, the attack of the Hamashou Team is...
No. 1, First, Hamashou.
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Huh? Why are you laughing?
Halt!
In the midst of poverty, love is broken and disappears. I don't like life like that.
Like putting myself in a show window, I dressed up and waited for someone.
When love returns, tell me the reason for those tears.
When love returns, tell me the reason for those sighs.
It's was a dream.
Yodan, Pitcher, Hamashou.
Ai no kotoba wo kimi ni sasayaku
Dakedo ima wa there's no meaning
Lovers quietly exchange each other in the darkness of the night
Gribop!
You have rest, I have freedom...
At the back of the first floor, the Hamasho team's attack is number one, the pitcher, Hamasho.
The Hamasho team's attack is number one, the pitcher, Hamasho.
Your innocent smile, my innocent smile too,
No. 4, second, Hamasho.
Worship, stand!
Cut!
Three times in a row, one out and two in a row and three in a row.
A great chance!
Mukail Butter is called "hamasho".
It's a famous movie.
I love this song.
It's one of the most beautiful songs in the album.
J-boy, smash it, everyday life J-boy, get over it, sadness J-boy, J-boy
Blow it away, that emptiness J-boy
7 times in a row, 1 point lead for the Hamashou team
The batter is again, Yovan Hamashou
Get over it!
The main street of the city is only a few hundred meters away
A rusty movie theater and a stupid croquette
Those who left high school leave with a bug for the next morning
Money, money makes us crazy
Money, money changes everything
Someday, I'll hit his feet with big money
It's the last inning
After a one-point difference, two outs and one runner
If the Hamashou team scores one, it's a reversal chance
The batter is Yovan Hamashou
I won't show it to others, but I will sing it for you.
I love you.
Are you sad?
Seasons pass by
Only love, only love
I only look at sadness
I can't give myself to you
I'm the one who can't forgive myself more than anyone else
Enari Kazuki's strategy
Please teach me Enari Kazuki's strategy
I always get killed in three sides
I don't know
The last big boss, right?
That one
The big boss in three sides
Teach me
What are you going to do?
Strategy
If I were you, I'd always get killed in three sides
In the end, you know, right?
If you get a sword, you come out
Enari
The attack is very simple
It comes like this
I see
I easily cleared it
Really?
Yes
How did you do it?
Um...
Lacoste's mark
Men are quick to attack
I have a question for you, Mr. Matsumoto, who can't help solving any problems on his own.
That's true.
Previously, when your house was attacked by white ants, I heard you rescued one of them without leaving any. How did you chase away the white ants?
There's no way you can chase away white ants if you don't have any expertise.
Do you know?
Yes.
Um... synthetic matter.
Do you know what synthetic matter is?
No, I don't.
Synthetic matter is bacteria.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
If you dare to hit bacteria against your body, bacteria will...
Bacteria will...
Your body will make bacteria immune.
It's not up to you if you add poison, but if you dare to add poison to someone who has been poisoned, it will...
I don't know how to say it, but it will happen.
Do you know?
No, but it's fine.
How do you fight back?
Of course, how do you fight back?
How did you pay for it?
Well, there's a lot of things.
There's a lot of things?
There's a lot of things.
Well, it's simple.
What?
I got rid of every last white ant.
You got rid of it?
Yes, yes.
See that book?
Yes.
So, did you hear what I said earlier?
Yes, I did, but...
To chase away white ants, white ants are the best.
What do you mean?
I mean, how do you chase away white ants?
How do you chase away them?
What do you mean?
How many white ants are there? How big are they?
Oh, the size? White ants aren't that big.
For example, if you have this many white ants at home, you can release them.
Oh, you mean you can make them bigger?
You can make them bigger.
If you do that, I don't think white ants would be this big.
Yes.
You'd be like, "Oh, no!"
Right? Then you'd run away.
Yes.
It's simple, right?
What do you do with the big ones?
You just bury them.
I don't know about that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
For now, you want to do something about these white ants, right?
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
But if you put in a bigger one, it won't work.
Why?
This one is bigger, and this one eats a lot.
I see, I see.
It's faster. It's faster than this one.
So you want to do something about this one?
If you want to do something about this one, you'd have to do something about this one, right?
No, no, it's not over yet.
What?
Where did you get that wrong button?
The other day, you said that you bought a lot of glasses because of your impulse buying.
Even though there are a lot of Japanese people who wear glasses, why isn't there a single person who has a ghost picture as an example?
I don't know about myself, but I haven't seen many people wearing glasses.
What do you think this is? There's got to be something.
This is something that only I know about.
What do you mean "that"?
We did this show on Sunday at 8, didn't we?
Oh, yeah. Sunday at 8.
Right?!
It's not unbelievable.
You know...
Huh?
Shut up, you idiot.
What is that supposed to mean?
You're suddenly talking to me and I'm like "argh!"
That happens.
It does, but you don't have to pretend you don't know.
Is there something about wearing a ghost picture?
Yeah, there's been a lot of research about it in the 2000s.
There are a lot of things like that.
But still...
Why aren't you wearing glasses?
We didn't do this.
Even you don't know about this.
Really?
Then tell me about it.
Well, there is a ghost wearing glasses.
I see.
Yeah.
But why haven't we seen it before?
That's the question.
That's where the mystery lies.
Right?
This is the viewer's selfish ego.
What do you mean?
You know, even a ghost with glasses will come to you.
For example, if a ghost without glasses appears in a photo like this...
...then it will be treated like a ghost as a ghost photo.
However, sometimes a ghost with glasses will appear like this...
And...
And people will start calling you "Mr. Yoshino"!
Mr. Yoshino, you look more like Maedentō!
Finally, you will be treated like a ghost.
Even if you wear glasses, you will not be treated like a ghost.
This is a ghost photo that does not appear in public.
Do you understand?
Well, I understand what you're saying.
It's sad, isn't it?
Why is that? Is Mr. Yoshino sad?
Mr. Yoshino is sad!
Being treated like Mr. Yoshino is sad!
Mr. Yoshino doesn't know what to do.
"Well, I'm leaving for today," he thinks.
Ah, I see.
I'm going to be translucent today, too, but...
I understand.
Right?
He must be surprised.
By wearing glasses, you will be treated like a human being.
You will be able to see that.
Wearing glasses is scary!
It's scary!
Do you agree?
Well, it's like a power move.
It's a little different.
It's a human behavior.
But it's really not, right?
So, when you take a picture and there's an old man with glasses on and you don't know much about him, you'll think it's a ghost.
Oh, I see.
No, obviously, but the old man I went with had his eyes closed and looked sideways.
What do you mean?
Well, if you're wearing glasses you don't know much about him, that's fine, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No matter where you look, you're in the same picture.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not a ghost, is it?
What do you mean?
Yeah, it's a ghost.
Yeah, me too.
Oozumo has summer places, autumn places, Nagoya places, and many more.
Yes.
I heard there's a place that's gone because it's not popular anymore.
What kind of place is it?
Oh...
This is your first place, right?
My first place.
It's a morning place.
Huh?
Huh?!
Morning place.
Morning place?!
Morning place.
Morning place?!
Yeah.
What time is morning place?
No, it's really early in the morning.
Oh, it's in the morning!
It starts at four and a half.
Yeah.
Everyone's face is swollen.
You're right.
My breath stinks too.
Brush your teeth!
No, no, no.
We shouldn't have done it as soon as we woke up.
Back in the day, you know, if you turn your futon like this, it's like this.
And your head is like this.
It's like this.
The ratings were bad too. No one saw it at 4 and a half.
So we said, "Let's stop."
No one will benefit from it.
That's what we said and this morning, we lost our place.
How can you have a chubby butt like Matsumoto- san?
Do you know that?
You know, when you exercise, whether it's jogging or whatever,
you have an image of what you want to do.
Right?
If you want to make your abs plump,
you run while thinking about making your abs plump.
This really exists.
Yes, it does.
Right?
So you can do it with animals too.
Like crabs.
Crabs are so cool. They're macho, aren't they?
They can be in an ice cream shop too.
Like a chocolate board.
When you think about it like that...
I want to see a chocolate board! I want to see a chocolate board!
When you think about it like that, you get all flustered.
It's a bad example, but it seems like it.
That's right.
Even if you do it simply like that...
That's right.
It's useless.
It doesn't work.
Even if you do it at home like a room runner...
If you do it while looking at a photo album of a guy with huge muscles like this...
It's completely different, isn't it?
That's right.
I'm telling you the truth.
It's a story that we don't know whether our bodies are made for it or not.
That's right.
Moreover, if you want to have a flabby stomach...
You shouldn't think of your stomach as flabby.
Even if you just look at it and do it...
You end up like this.
It's too flabby.
It's absolutely useless.
Right?
No, it's funny.
No, it's true.
It's disgusting!
No, no, it's true.
It's true, it's true.
So, for me...
In order to keep this flabby butt...
Ah, that's what you were talking about, isn't it?
That's right, that's right.
I see, I see.
Thinking of it like that...
You do it like that.
I do it like this, right?
Huh?
Like this.
Like this, right?
Even with just this...
My butt becomes flabby.
You're imagining it, aren't you?
No, no, in my case...
I want my butt to be flabby, so...
It's a secret.
I'm only telling you this, but...
I'm thinking of Moomin.
It's extremely flabby.
You're imagining it, aren't you?
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