AISubs v3.5
"Who said that?!" I said. "What's that?" "What's that?"
The mic also smells really bad, doesn't it?
Speaking like this...
Well, normally people don't hold mics like that, but...
But you're not speaking with it on!
But I'm lucky, I'm speaking with it on quite often.
So, you know, at concerts, people go "wow" but there are a lot of flies flying around, and you're saying "wow" pretty close up.
"Awesome!" you say, but it's the worst!
For me, it's the worst!
Definitely.
Well, I understand that.
No, no, no.
No, but please tell me.
Can I say it for real?
What do you mean?
Can I say it for real?
No, please tell me.
Can I say it like, "I've never heard of anyone who smells this bad in my life"?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you said it.
Can I say it for real?
No, you didn't say it.
Well, then...
I don't know if it's been fixed or not, but it was amazing!
Until about last year.
What do you mean?
Well, you know, it's like...
My breath has gotten worse.
It's worse than sh*t.
For real?
You know...
When you call them "guests", they all know it!
That it stinks?
Yeah.
It's amazing!
If you call them here and stand there, they'll all know it!
For real?!
When you say "haaa", they all go "uwaa"!
But if you call them "guests", they usually say it, right?
That's right.
They don't say "haaa", do they?
They don't say it.
They don't say it, but they all go "uwaa"!
It's amazing!
And one of my companions told me...
Come on, that's enough.
And that was the last thing I said.
What did you say?
Then I started to think about it.
Before a show, I'd eat ginseng.
But it's not as bad as ginseng.
So I brought in ginseng!
I see.
And I said something amazing!
If you try to say it, they'll all think you're crazy.
That's funny.
I see.
That's true.
Right?
If you say it with your heart, it'll end up like this.
But that's fine.
For people like us...
Yeah, well...
We understand.
Yeah.
Why does a man get so excited when he sees a leopard print?
What do you think about it?
No, I don't...
You don't, do you? I don't either.
But...
It seems like you do a lot.
And you get excited?
Why do you get excited? Then I want to know, too.
Actually, I feel like I'm immortal.
Oh, I see.
It's like...
Because...
A leopard...
It stinks!
No...
Actually...
Well...
That's true, but...
A leopard print doesn't make you immortal.
It doesn't stink or anything like that.
Well, that's true, but I have a trauma about it.
You have a trauma about it?
That a leopard prints stink.
Oh, I see.
That was my mother's habit.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Get up already!
Don't go out without breakfast!
What does that have to do with anything?
Huh?
What does that have to do with anything?
No, I mean...
What does it have to do with anything?
Is that right?
Yeah.
Get up already!
Don't go out without breakfast!
It stinks!
I don't know, but in my opinion, a man should be strong.
And you want to push someone who is stronger than you.
So you want to beat someone who is stronger than you.
You want to suppress someone who is stronger than you.
That's different from happiness.
However!
There is also something like "I am a zebra".
You don't know that.
Because zebras are weak.
I see.
You want to beat the zebra. You want to become a leopard.
You don't know that.
After all...
I think it comes from our previous life.
What do you mean?
Our previous life was hostile to leopards.
We were excited about them.
So...
Our previous life was...
We were hunters.
Hunters.
I see.
People like us who are not excited about zebras are farmers.
I see.
On the contrary, we are more excited about white rhino.
Wearing white rhino panties and white rhino-like panties.
I see.
If you see it, you will know.
If you wear it, you will know.
I haven't seen it since I took it off.
You don't care about it?
I don't care about it at all.
Even if you say "You, me, this way!"
What are you talking about?
I think we are different between farmers and hunting people.
We are farmers.
But there are people who are excited about it.
That's right.
Wow, white rhino!
White rhino!
You used to say "white rhino" in the past, didn't you?
On your cell phone?
Yes.
What is it?
It's hard to understand.
What is it?
When you write it in your name.
I used to wear white rhino clothes.
You did.
White rhino "daddy"
White rhino "daddy" is still different.
What is it?
"Daddy" is big.
Even baseball players say "brother" or "brother- in-law".
If you don't say it like that, it's hard to understand.
I see.
But you have to say "white rhino"!
Voice reaction.
"White rhino "daddy"
You said "daddy"!
You could only say "white rhino".
"White rhino "daddy"
Matsumoto san, could you tell us in detail about that death match where you kept laughing during the match?
Well, I did a lot of death matches.
Death matches!
Death matches.
Aren't they amazing matches?
It's a battle of death, you know.
But you kept laughing during it?
Yeah.
I'm not nervous anymore.
Who did you have a match with?
That guy, Lou Teysu.
You...
How old are you?!
How many years?
How long ago did we talk about it?
About 20 years ago.
20 years?!
It was 20 years ago.
You were in high school, weren't you?
That's right.
They called me "young high schooler."
But you didn't change.
That's right.
It was a tough death match.
Oh, was it?
Even now, people call me "young high schooler."
But for me, it was nothing special.
For me, it wasn't a big deal.
Really?!
What kind of rules did you follow?
For me...
It was a birthday death match.
It was...
It was a battle, but I kept laughing.
It was like they were celebrating for me!
So...
I was about to go, but they gave me a present.
Open it now!
Come on!
Open it now!
They said.
It was a brutal battle.
Lou Teysu is Lou Teysu, but it's the same thing.
Open it now!
Why aren't there any fat people in "Ghost"?
Well, even if you've watched movies and dramas up until now,
in "Ghost" scenes, there will always be people with bad faces and skinny bodies.
There are originally "pig" ghosts, but they come out, right?
And there are people you can see and people you can't see, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And most of the people, well, you can't see...
Oh, the other day I...
What are you talking about?
Maybe you've seen me before.
No way.
No, I'm serious.
Huh?
Really, you've seen me before.
You're too quiet!
Do you want me to tell you about it?
No, no, no.
I'm a little scared.
Are you sure you want me to tell you about it?
You know, I was sleeping alone.
I was sleeping facing this way.
And over here, I had a kotatsu and a mat.
I was sleeping like this, and when I looked over here,
it was obvious that I had a kotatsu and...
I'm scared.
It's okay.
I had a kotatsu and...
I had a randosel.
Oh!
An elementary school boy ran away!
That's right!
What are you talking about?!
What are you talking about?
Of course you want to say it now, so you want me to say it, right?
No, I'm serious.
You had a randosel.
A randosel ran away...
You were in elementary school.
Um...
I didn't have a randosel.
Hey, hey, hey!
Wait a minute!
You said you had a randosel when you were in elementary school, right?
Yeah, I did.
If you think about it, you didn't even have a randosel.
Yeah, I didn't have a randosel...
You might not have been in elementary school, right?
You had a randosel, right?
You didn't have a randosel, right?
I don't know if you were in elementary school or not.
You didn't have one, right?
I think it was small.
Oh, I see.
You were small and you were in elementary school.
I was small and I was in elementary school.
If you were in elementary school, you had a randosel, right?
You didn't, right?
Being small is a vague thing.
I said I had a randosel and a randosel.
I didn't have a randosel.
You didn't have a randosel?
To be honest, I didn't.
I felt like I was sitting.
Oh, you didn't have a randosel.
I thought it would be better if I said I had a randosel.
But I felt like you were there.
I felt like you were there.
I felt like you were running.
Did you see it clearly?
No.
It was really just the atmosphere.
The atmosphere?
When you said it at first, you said it 100%.
It was like you saw it.
At that time, yes.
But as time goes by and you analyze it, you realize it's not like that.
It's not like that.
I felt like everyone was staring at me.
You wanted them to pay attention?
I felt like they were staring at me.
I see.
But it's a lie, right?
It's a lie.
Every year at this time of year, I've heard you have a habit of digging really deep with your shovel, but what exactly are you looking for?
My wallet.
Huh?
My wallet.
Your wallet?!
Yeah.
You're digging that deep without looking for your wallet?!
Yeah.
Because I dug really deep with it.
What do you mean "deep"?
Like I said before, I dug really deep with my shovel and dropped it.
Then why did you dig?
Huh?
Why did you dig so deep?
Because I was looking for the wallet I dropped before that.
I see, I see.
And I found the wallet I dropped before that.
I see, I see.
When I was digging deep, I dropped my wallet in front of me, right?
And when I was glad I found it, it fell like this.
But even if I focused on it, it said "Okay, bury it!"
And I said "Ah, I buried it."
Ah...
And the wallet you dropped first was...
What was it you dug deep with?
Yeah, it was...
How do I say it...
You know...
It was there back then!
What?!
You were there with me back then!
What do you mean "back then"?
You were there with me!
What?!
Back then!
What do you mean "back then"?
Say it!
I don't know!
Hamada-san, please tell us the reason you couldn't stop smoking!
To be honest...
It's a trauma, right?
What?
Trauma.
Me?
Yeah.
Everyone said it back in middle school.
If you don't quit...
Ah, it'll be like that...
And when you took a break, it became a subject of the class reunion...
But Aoki-sensei said anything...
Let's talk about Hamadango together...
Ah, you've said too much...
In the end, we all cried...
Who told you to bring bread to Hamadango?
Who was it?
He said it...
Was it a trauma?
Huh?
What trauma?
Why was it a trauma?
Well, um...
But if you say it on TV...
Well, you know, we can't support you anymore...
Why not?
Can I say it?
Huh? It's the reason you became Karako Kutsumiru!
That's right...
There's no other reason for it!
No, no, no...
Because when I said 'Hamajo~n' and 'Hamadago~n'...
I thought of something similar!
What is it?
Well, I'll say it...
Dad, you ****!
What is happening in the center of the giant tornado?
Anything happens for a reason.
Someone is doing it.
No one is doing it!
You're doing it yourself, aren't you?
No...
You're doing it.
I mean, I saw it.
Well, you can't win against someone who's seen it.
Right?
So what's going on?
Is it inside?
Yeah...
Is it inside?
If you say it's outside, I don't know if you've seen it.
If you look at it from above, what was going on in the middle?
There's a sauce.
Huh?
Sauce.
Huh?
Are you stupid?
Well...
A woman with a sense of humor...
About 40 points...
A woman with a sense of humor...
Alone...
Doing that kind of thing alone...
Kicking you out of the house alone...
Why are you doing something like that?
Why are you doing something like this?
What happened?
Um... you know...
A lot of things...
Like sexual harassment...
Right?
Um... about 40 points...
A little bit of being a model...
That happens...
Yeah...
That happens...
Your father is big, isn't he?
He's pretty big...
My father is pretty big...
He is, isn't he?
Yeah...
And there are men who only want to see their fathers...
I know...
Don't hit me!
I'm sorry for hitting you...
It's hysteria, you know...
What is this?!
Each one of them is only passing above me...
In the end, it's like this, isn't it?!
If you think about it like that...
Even if you have two senses...
About 40 points...
I'm going to an amusement park with my girlfriend, but I'm too scared of the screamer machine to ride it. Can you tell me how to turn down a screamer machine that doesn't look bad?
- Sure! - Please! - I'll tell you anything! - Even if you turn down a screamer machine, you'll still look bad when you're with a girl!
- Well, if that's the case, then I guess we'll have to ride it. - Yeah, yeah.
- Maybe you're right. - Yeah.
- Anyway, you want me to think about it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You have to show that you're a capable man. - Oh, I see.
- Of course. - Yeah, yeah.
- But, you know... - Yeah. - If you win a sword or something like that... - Yeah, yeah.
- And you're like, "Let's ride it," you know... - If you're like, "No, no, no," you're done for.
- That's just the beginning of it! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You should be more confident about it. - You're right.
- You know, your nipples are really... - Why? - You like it a lot, so... - Oh!
- You should stand upside down with your nipples up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'll buy you a ticket. - I bought one.
- You can buy me one, right? - Yeah, you can be completely confident about it.
- And I'll go all the way to the front of the ride. - Yeah, yeah, you can go all the way.
- I'll go like "pushh!" and come back to you in the next order. - Eh?! You came all the way up there?!
- Hey, you shouldn't have come up there! - No, it's totally fine.
- Eh?! - No, it's completely fine.
- I just saw you say "pushh!" in front of me! - Yeah, yeah.
- I really like this kind of thing.
- Even if you come up like this? - Yeah.
- "Nice!" You say like this, right? - Yeah.
- I like it like this.
Do it before you leave the house.
What are you doing? Do it at home!
At home? I can afford it!
- I can't afford it! - Oh, I see.
- You're right in front of me, how can I say no? - Yeah, you're right.
- But she's already on it, probably. - If you say so.
- Oh, I mean, she's already escorted. - Oh, I see.
What's this?
She's already on it.
- She's already on it. - She's strong.
- Well, fine. - She's already on it.
- I'll sit down. - Okay, go ahead.
- She's already riding a sports car. - Oh, riding it like that.
- She's riding it like that. - What? She's riding it?
She's riding it. She's riding it completely.
- Can you really get off of it? - It's okay for me to get off of it.
- What?! You can't ride it! - It's okay for me to get off of it.
- You're scaring me! - It's okay for me to get off of it.
- Really?! - Yeah.
- Is it okay for you to ride it?! - It's okay for me.
- Of course it's okay for you. - Can I close it?
- You can close it. - Really?!
- Like this, right? - Yeah.
- It's okay for me to get off of it. - Yeah, yeah.
- You don't have to close it! - It's okay for me to do it!
- You don't have to close it! - What are you doing?! Hurry up!
- Everyone's lined up. - Yeah.
- What do you want me to do?! I'm just getting off of it! - What are you doing?!
You know, like a part-time job guy. You know, like "I'm leaving now."
You know, like "chirin-chirin!" You do it like that.
- I'm just getting off of it like "poosh!" - Oh!
- I'm getting off of it! - It's okay.
- There's still plenty of time left. - Seriously?!
I'm getting off of it, you bastard!
Are you okay?!
I'm totally fine.
But you're moving.
I am moving.
What are you going to do?
I'm completely moving.
But what are you going to do?
Finally!
Before you came here...
I had a lot of useless talk...
On the side of the road...
I didn't want to hear that kind of talk.
That's right.
I'm asking you how to refuse.
Yes, please.
That's right.
I think you should tell your friends about this.
Call me.
Yes, of course.
You know...
You push and pull...
And then...
The pumpkin explodes!
Boom!
Yes!
Tell me!
Tell me...