AISubs v3.5
Thank you for the food.
It's good.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you for the food.
The sake is good.
The sake is good, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
Actually, the cooler broke.
I think it's a little hot, but I'll fix it right away.
Please bear with me for a while.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
I'm sorry.
It's hot.
It's a little hot, isn't it?
It's hot.
Hmm?
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It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
It's really hot today.
And the cooler is broken.
It's really hot.
Isn't it hot, everyone?
It's a little hot.
It's hot.
I can't stand it.
Is it hot?
No, I can't stand it at all.
It's hot.
(Laughter)
Oh, no, no.
Can you take it off?
No, it's okay.
Can you?
(Laughter)
It's hot.
We have to do it.
All right! It's hot!
It's hot.
Can you take it off?
No, I can't.
The cooler is broken.
It's hot.
It's hot or cold.
It's hot.
It's before the hot pot.
It may be the hottest.
It's good, right?
Yeah. It's good, right?
It's good.
It's hot.
But if you take it off...
It's not that hot.
Yeah, if you take it off...
Yeah, it's not that hot.
Yeah.
The staff doesn't seem to be hot.
You're sweating a lot.
You're sweating in the hottest part of your body.
I do it like this...
You're sweating too much.
Isn't it hot?
It's hot.
Can I take it off?
Yeah, you can.
It's hot.
Are you serious?
It's hot, isn't it?
It's getting hot.
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
Don't bite me.
I'm sorry.
It's really hot.
It's hot.
Are you okay?
I couldn't stand it.
You couldn't stand it.
You didn't have confidence.
It's hot.
What?
Your hand is...
It's not hot at all.
Really?
Can I have one?
It's hot.
I see.
It's hot, isn't it?
I don't want it anymore!
Is it hot?
I don't want it anymore!
It's hot.
It's good.
Crab is good.
This is the hottest one.
It's hot.
Soup is hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
You haven't eaten anything yet.
You can't stand it, can you?
I can't stand it anymore!
It's so hot!
I can't stand it anymore!
Why is it so hot?
It can't be helped since it's so hot.
It's really hot.
I can't stand it anymore!
It's so hot.
[sneeze]
[laughter]
No, no, no.
You can't stand it anymore.
Why?
It's all Nagamura-san's idea.
One more.
Endo-san, isn't that a little too much?
Endo, is it too much?!
It's still a little too much.
It's still hot.
No, Endo, that's hot.
It's still hot.
You're dirty!
It's still hot.
Endo-san, take it off.
Take it off?
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
It's hot.
It's hot after eating it all.
It's hot.
I'm really satisfied.
It looks so delicious.
I'm burning now.
Look at me burning.
It's hot.
Oh my god.
It's so hot.
Oh my god.
It's hot.
It's really hot.
It's hot.
You know, I haven't been mad at you lately.
Not mad at me?
Yeah, I haven't done much lately.
I see, I see.
Maybe I don't have enough calcium.
That's not relevant.
It's been really hot lately.
I went to a video store and borrowed a love novel.
I see, I see.
Well, you know, it's pretty common.
But now I've rented it for a week.
I borrowed it for a week, but...
You know, it was like 300 yen.
I was pretty excited about it.
I dug it up and played it.
But it didn't say anything.
Huh? What is this?
What is this novel? I thought.
Is it a novel?
I don't want to write it! I thought.
I took it out and...
What is it?
Sevillean
"Sevillean"?
I don't know.
I opened it and I was surprised.
There's no tape.
What?
There's no tape.
It's cut off.
No, no.
If it was like this, it would be like this.
There's no tape.
There's no tape at all!
But if you look here, it's like a Baumkuchen.
But it's cut off.
It's cut off, right?
Normally, if it was me before...
If it was me in "Chimpura" days...
If it was me in "Jackknife" days...
It's cut off like that.
No, no, it's fine if it's cut off.
It's fine if it's cut off like that.
No, it's not like that.
At the time, I thought it was weird.
So I called the video store.
You called?
I called the video store.
I was worried.
If it was like this, I wouldn't be angry.
But!
They told me I shouldn't return it.
That's a big deal.
Isn't it?
A novelist like me...
"Why do you have to return it?" I asked.
They said, "What do you mean?"
Why do you have to return it?
Are you crazy?
It's not like I'm going to return it.
No matter what means of transport I use, it doesn't cost me anything.
Don't say nasty things like that.
Isn't that right?
If you go by car, it costs gasoline.
If you go by bus, it costs bus fare.
Isn't it strange?
I don't even have my own phone! It's my own phone!
I'm sorry.
"I'm going to get my 300 yen back." "What's 300 yen?" "I'm going to get my 300 yen back."
But I don't feel like taking this video with me.
"So..." "No, you're not going to do anything I say, right?"
"You're not going to do anything, right?" "No, no, no. You can just say whatever you see on the screen."
"It's not like that." "Okay, fine. I'll do it like that, okay?"
"Then you can just take it with you with my actions." "Okay, okay."
But you can't keep it for a limited period of time.
That's what I said.
I don't know if it's going to be 5 years from now or 10 years from now!
What's that supposed to mean?!
You're just mad at me, aren't you?
"No, no, no." "You're mad at someone, aren't you?" "No, no, no. That's not it."
That's not it! What kind of communication method should I use?
No, I'm not asking you to give it back to me when I'm heading over there.
"You're stupid." "Then do I have to keep this video with me forever?!"
I don't know when it's going to go, but I don't know if it's going to go today!
Do you keep it with you?!
If you open it like this...
You're crazy! You're crazy! You're crazy!
Anyway, I don't know when it's going to go.
I don't know if it's going to go in a month or two.
I'll give it back to you.
I don't know if it's going in a taxi.
But I'll give you a receipt for it.
So make sure you give it back to me.
What did you say?
Well, okay.
I thought I'd go somewhere in a car or a yoga class and then get in a taxi.
Do you want me to pay you?
I will.
Really?
That's not what I said!
You're the one who's got the wrong idea!
I'm going to get 300 yen!
Then let's do exactly the same thing.
Okay?
You only borrowed a love novel, right?
What?
I borrowed a love novel today!
Wait a minute.
Who are you telling that to?
No, no, you're a wife and a child.
You're a wife and a child.
Yay!
Hey, continue the trial.
Yay!
It's shiny, isn't it?
Right?
All right, I'll be your father.
I'll put you in the deck.
Look at me.
Don't you get used to it?
No, you're a wife and a child.
Why?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's like a slip of the tongue.
The Alphs' monkey.
I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes!
In a snowy mountain, you are seen in the flowers.
With that momentum, you collide with a big tree and fall.
And as you fall, you die in a deep snow.
How do you escape from this situation?
Well, I don't have that kind of experience.
I don't think I can say it right away.
No, no, no, no.
There is.
What?!
It's a misunderstanding.
Seriously?!
First of all, what was your situation like?
I was skiing with one foot.
I was a little carried away.
Oh, I see.
I was excited.
Why?
I was thinking, "This is Gherendi."
No, it's heavier than before.
It's heavy, right?
It's slippery.
Yeah!
Why does it matter?
Yes, yes, yes.
No, it's not like that.
I was spinning and I hit a tree.
The tree hit me and I slipped.
Oh, I see.
I was the one who caused it.
Oh, I see.
Not only you, but everyone around you as well.
But everyone around me, well...
It was a bad time for me.
I had already crossed the top.
What?!
Seriously?!
Yes.
Skiing with one foot is basically prohibited.
Yes.
But I didn't do it much.
So...
When everyone else was skiing with one foot,
I got hit by the security guard.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
I was like, "Whoa!"
I know.
Whoa!
I was like that.
Hey!
I was hit like that.
I know, I know.
It was late.
Everyone was looking away.
Yes.
I was pretending to hold two sticks.
No one was looking!
I wanted to ride it alone.
Oh, I see.
I only had one.
I put it here and...
Whoa!
I did it like that.
At first, I was in a good mood.
You didn't even use your hands.
Oh, really?
No, I didn't.
You didn't even use your hands.
Whoa!
I did use my hands like this.
Then...
Whoa!
You fell down.
I fell down.
Not really a fall, but I tripped.
I tripped and fell again.
And you got caught up in the situation.
I got caught up in it.
Yes.
What was the situation like when you noticed it?
I think it was about five meters below the ground.
So it was on the ceiling...
Think of the ceiling as snow.
It's like this below.
It doesn't move at all.
It's a lie to say that snow is white.
This is something only I, buried in the snow, know, but snow is dark, isn't it?
Don't laugh at me.
It's dark, isn't it?
What should we do? It's five meters!
How can we save ourselves?
This is something I keep telling you many times, but don't make a fuss about it.
I see.
Instead, you should feel like a god.
Like this...
Why are we here?
I want you to feel like a Christian.
Well, well...
So we waited for five or ten minutes...
I see.
It was amazing.
An angel came down from above.
Fifty or sixty people!
Wow...
It was amazing.
Fifty or sixty people came down with their butts out.
Boo-ray!
Foo-wah!
They held me like this so I wouldn't fall.
Foo-ray!
It was amazing.
Foo-wah!
I was impressed.
Foo-wah!
And then I went to the rocky area.
It's cold in the rocky area.
It's cold.
Foo-wah!
It was right under my head.
Really?!
It felt good.
Foo-wah!
This hand is also an angel.
It's helping me out.
When do you go back to normal?
I say, "Thank you for your help."
The only thing that comes back is karaoke boxes.
And also "foo" and "pe" and "re".
Why do you need karaoke boxes?
"foo" and "pe" and "re".
The angel has made me do all of these.
"pe" and "pe" and "pe".
"foo" and "pe" and "re".
What's that? What song is it?
"Tomorrow" is the song.
"foo" and "re".
But I'm an angel who sings, you know?
O-oh, you sing?