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I heard you've eaten a father's child, Mr. Matsumoto.
What kind of creature is it and what does it taste like?
I've eaten it.
I'm full now.
I'm almost full of a father's child only.
No, no, no.
Where did you find it first?
Yeah, that father's child.
Huh?
Where did you find it?
Hmm... you say it funny, don't you?
No, no, no.
For example, have you ever eaten Beijing duck?
No, I haven't.
Hey, where did you find that duck?
I... I went to a restaurant and ate it.
Yeah, me too! I went to a restaurant and ate it!
Restaurant?!
Why do you have to find your own food yourself?!
You're crazy! You're crazy!
You don't put a father's child in a restaurant, do you?!
There is a restaurant that does that! There actually is!
It's very far away, though.
Um...
You say it's far away, but you don't know.
You don't know where it is.
Um...
Where is it?
But if you say it like that...
No, no, where is it?
What prefecture is it in?
Oh, it's in Tokyo.
What kind of restaurant is it in?
Um...
Okay, I'll say it.
Can you cut this out?
No, it's fine.
Um... in Ebisu...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There is a Nepalese restaurant.
Oh, is there?
There is, but...
Yes, yes.
It's in the back...
No, it's not there!
Why is the word "sushi" in Nepalese?!
Well, well, it's actually in a Nepalese restaurant...
In a Nepalese restaurant...
Yeah, yeah.
There is a Japanese restaurant in a deeper area.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's there.
It's called "Kanafusa".
It sounds like a steakhouse.
It's there.
Oh, is that it?
It's a Japanese restaurant, so...
It's not on the menu.
It's on the back menu.
I see, I see.
Yes, yes.
If you say "Taisho, can you serve me that?"
If you say "can you serve me that?"
Well, you can serve me that, right?
Well, it's quite valuable...
I don't know what kind of people come in and serve me that.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
How do you cook it?
Well, there are various ways.
What did you eat it with?
The most orthodox way is to eat it with octopus thread and...
No, it's grilled.
You don't eat it with sushi?
No, I don't eat it with sushi.
I cut it like this and...
Oh...
I slice it...
I slice it and...
I eat it with curry.
You eat it with curry?!
Curry...
It smells strong.
Oh, I see.
That's one serving?
Yes, one serving.
How much is it?
To be honest, I only know the price after payday.
Is it expensive?
I don't know.
It's expensive.
It's a little more expensive if it's not a card.
It's not like a card.
Other than that, it's not like a grilled pig.
It's Japanese food.
Even if you say it's Japanese food and cook it like a grilled pig...
But that's the most orthodox way of eating it.
If it's Japanese food...
Do you put vinegar or something in it?
The most Japanese-like...
The most Japanese-like is...
It comes out like that.
It looks like that.
If you cut it like that, there's a lot of rice in it.
It's squid rice!
There's a lot of rice and it's squid!
It's squid rice!
No, it's not squid!
It's not squid at all!
It's like you're cooking it all together!
Like a grilled pig!
It's squid rice!
Even if you say it's squid...
That's why you say it's Japanese food.
Even if you say it's Japanese food, I don't know.
Japanese food is like that.
Oh, is that so?
If you cut it like that, there's a lot of rice in it.
There's a lot of rice in it.
How does it taste?
It tastes like...
You said it smelled bad.
It smells bad, but...
If I were to say how it tastes...
It tastes like my mom's...
I've never seen it before!
I've never eaten it before!
It tastes like my mom's!
Well...
It's close.
Put your head on it like this...
Sake... Japanese sake...
Put your head on it like this...
No, salt...
Salt, salt...
Normally...
What do you do with your head on it?
And then...
Let's go to the edge of the glass...
It's not a decoration, is it?
Well, yes, it's a decoration.
It's like a lemon, isn't it?
Well, yes, it's like a lemon, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
Well, this is...
Please leave out the name of the restaurant.
If you can list it, you can find it again.
Well, with only the information we have now, we can't tell.
Even if you say it's a Japanese restaurant with a lot of Nepalese cuisine...
We can't tell.
No, but...
It seems like it's very popular in places where it's popular.
Don't get caught!
It's a competition...
It's amazing for a competition, isn't it, Tsuchinoko?
Seriously?
I'm surprised!
It's not like it's that popular.
It's not like we're talking about it.
There's another one coming up.
Seriously?
Where there wasn't anything.
Well, we're not popular, but there's another one coming up.
That's like...
That's like a woman's...
Matsumoto-san, I have a question.
Yes.
What is there on the other side of the moon that you can never see from Earth?
Well, to put it simply, I was surprised too!
To put it simply, it's a hunt.
So, what is there on the other side of the moon?
Is there a hunt on the other side of the moon?
There's a hunt.
I don't quite understand the meaning of "there's a hunt".
I don't care if there's a hunt, but I don't understand the meaning of "there's a hunt".
There's a hunt on the other side of the moon.
Why can't you understand it?
Even if you could understand it, why can't you do it?
Why don't you explain it in an easy-to-understand manner?
I'm sorry, but it seems like you've hunted too much.
It's going up already.
It's going up.
Hmm...
What should I do?
Here, you know, I dared to do it.
Look at this.
What is it?
I made a space shuttle for summer vacation homework and went skiing.
I dared to do it.
You don't need to do that.
Focus on the other side of the moon.
Yes, yes, yes.
But the other side of the moon also says something weird.
No, it's not weird.
I said, "Well, let's try it."
I made it for homework.
But it was dull to go there.
No, it can't be.
Why can't it be?
Here it is.
I made it.
Really?
Yes.
It took me two weeks, though.
That's fast!
No, according to my schedule, it should have taken me six days.
But it took me fourteen days.
No, it was quite big.
It was quite big.
By the way, what happened to the material?
What?
The material, the material.
Well...
The man next to me was in NASA.
What was he doing in NASA?
I heard he was a man from NASA's canteen.
Oh, yes.
NASA's...
He was a man from NASA's canteen.
The man who lived next door said, "Fly me."
Is that all you can say?
No, no, he said, "Fly me."
Did he?
Yes.
Don't fly me when you lived in NASA!
That's what everyone said.
Yes.
Well, it's a pity, but...
Don't say such a stupid thing!
He said, "Fly me."
Fly me.
Yes, yes.
No, no.
The material, the material!
You're stupid!
What?
You don't know anything!
You're useless!
What, what, what?
Do you know?
Know what?
You know, the driver of the taxi or the mother of the club.
They know the most about politics.
I see.
Because they listen!
Yes.
They all talk about it!
Yes.
They hear it the most!
Yes, they do.
In that sense, Mr. Toba of the cafeteria who was working for NASA...
Yes.
Wow, that diode over there doesn't light up!
They say that, but they hear it all!
You're too detailed!
I don't care about that emission diode!
It's a material!
That's an aluminum foil film!
They say that, but they hear it all!
"Aluminum foil film", you say!
What are you doing?
Ah, ah, ah!
You idiot!
Where do you hear it from?
They pretend to boil the noodles, but they don't.
They hear it all!
There's a lot of surprising information!
There's a lot of it!
When you're working, you're not human, you're just a slave.
Work and life and work!
I see.
I hear that something can be said without saying it.
That's what I heard.
"Ah, I see. So that's what a space shuttle is all about," I thought.
No, you already know that.
No, I don't!
It's surprisingly easy to make a space shuttle.
There are parts where you're losing against the name "space shuttle".
Yes, you have that.
Yes, you do.
I think it's difficult.
That's right.
But what do you need? Can you tell me? It's easy and good.
Huh?
Then let's talk about it.
What do you need to prepare for this book?
Um... First of all, there's got to be a star- shaped one with mayonnaise in it.
I like this mayonnaise.
A crow or you? Which one is it?
I like mayonnaise.
The star-shaped one is the one that's clean, right?
Yeah, all of it.
Make sure it's clean all the way through.
Then you just pop it in and make it all inflate and put a cap on it.
That's pretty much it for the main engine.
You're not talking!
What's with you?
That's pretty much it for the main engine.
But that's pretty much it for the main engine.
Yeah.
It's not like it's bad or anything.
No, you're smaller than you are!
I can't go all the way to the moon like this, can I?
You're an idiot.
Why?
Even if you think you can, you definitely can't go all the way to the moon.
Oh, really?
First of all!
I'll tell you the most important thing to go to the moon.
Yes.
To go to the moon!
To go and wish for it!
No, I know that, but...
If you don't have that, no matter how well your facilities are set up, you can't go.
This is impossible.
No good.
Isn't it?
No, it is, but...
You went because you wanted to go to Yoshimoto, didn't you?!
No, that and this is different.
What are you talking about?!
Yoshimoto! Space shuttle! They're similar!
No, they're not!
They're almost identical!
No, they're not!
They're almost identical!
Basically, you think you can't go like this, don't you, amateur?
Ah, if I was in a little worse mood, I'd go back and forth.
Really.
No, I'm sorry.
You're stupid.
No, I'm sorry.
No, no.
You think you can't go like this, amateur.
Even if you want to go, you think, "What's this? Is it the main engine?"
And you go like this...
What are you talking about?! Space shuttle's main engine is like this!
There's no way!
No, you're stupid!
You don't know anything!
There's no way!
Space shuttle's main engine is like this!
You put a rubber band through this and make a chopstick like this and spin it like this...
That's the basic. That's the basic. That's how it's supposed to be.
That's what's going on.
In the name of special sauce, it's mayonnaise star-shaped.
This is a mistake. No matter what anyone says.
You say you're going to put accessories on it, but what are you going to put on it? Is it a bell?
- That's right. - I see.
- That's right. - What kind of accessories are there?
- There are a lot of them. - What are you talking about?
Well...
- First of all, in the refrigerator... - No, no, what is it?
It's the vegetable room in the refrigerator.
- It's transparent, right? - Yes, yes.
Put a lot of water in it.
A lot of water, right?
- Put a lot of water in it. - Yes.
- Why?
- And...
Mayonnaise made in the base...
Put it in.
I see.
You have to put it in the vegetable room, right?
- It's a good... - Baguette?
It's a good...
It's a good span.
- It's a good field. - I see.
- Put it in there like this. - Yes, yes.
- Right? - Yes.
And...
It's God's request.
Well, well, I guess it is.
No, his laughter is telling everything!
No, it's not like that!
You should laugh more properly!
You know, you know...
God's request is so weird! You can't go like that!
You know, you're weird!
What's weird about it?
After all, invention is ultimately God's request!
Well, well, well, right? At the end of the end, right?
Then, you know, you know, you're blinking that bean light bulb, but...
...why is it on? Can you say it?
I'm saying Edison made it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Right?!
Yeah, if you say it objectively...
It's weird, isn't it?! It's on and off all the time!
It's on and off semi-permanently!
Yeah, yeah, I see...
It's like God's request!
You can only say it's God's request!
God's request...
Then explain the microwave!
What, what, what?
It's a microwave!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
It's warm from the inside!
Then what do you say it is?!
Well, well, of course!
Right?!
That's what God's request is, after all!
There are electronics, right?
If you go to a factory, you won't find much there!
You won't find anything, right?
There's no big God's festival!
There's a huge God's festival!
No, no, it doesn't matter if it's big or small!
If it's a V7, you can't make things!
You know, you can't make things and send them where they're flowing, right?!
You can't make things and send them where they're flowing, right?!
That's not it, that's not it, that's not it!
You really are an idiot!
What are you talking about?!
Then you go home and break the microwave!
Then you peel off the back of it!
Basically, there's nothing in it!
If you say "c", it's a charm!
At the time, Mr. Armstrong was already like "woah!"
He was already like "woah!"
I hope it warms you up!
But...
But I'm sending you away!
Get out of my way!
I didn't know you were like that!
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
You're such a pain in the ass!
I'm just doing it at home, and if it suddenly gets out of hand...
Should I just do it?
No, no, you can't do anything like that!
Call Miko-san!
And have Miko-san do "woah!"
But she's doing "woah!" at Toshiba Toshiba to sell new products!
Which one will win?
What are you talking about?
I'm sending you away for repair!
I'll take you to Toshiba!
I'm doing "woah!" at that repair factory!
I was asked to do it, but I can't fix it!
But even if I do, I only get a big amulet!
I'm sending you away!
I'm praying for you!
In India, there are people who continue to live with their right arm up for decades.
I heard recently.
I also heard that you did this for five years.
In what state did you spend those five years?
How should I put it...
If you ask me if I'm an "s" or "m", I'd say "m", right?
I don't know, but...
No, no, if you ask me if I'm an "s" or "m", I'd say "m", right?
Yes, yes.
Aren't you an "s"?
You'd be surprised, wouldn't you?
If you saw someone in pain or suffering, you'd be so sad.
You'd definitely be a little sad.
I'd definitely do this.
You did it too, but Yamazaki and Moriman's...
Yeah, I cut it out.
Yamazaki was beaten up so badly.
He was the loudest.
He was the best viewer.
So you've been doing it for 5 years.
Where does "M" come from?
There are times when you learn pleasure by hurting yourself or pushing yourself in.
In that sense, dare to do it.
It's like "dare to do it life".
It's like "dare to cross even if you turn red".
That kind of excitement. Outlaw feeling.
That kind of thing.
But it's not painful.
It's painful. It's painful, but you like it.
It feels good.
In that sense, I know you've been doing it for 5 years.
But you don't want to do the same thing as others.
I did a lot of training.
What did you do?
What do you mean?
What did you do for 5 years?
Ah, for 5 years.
I was surprised for 5 years.
I've been doing it for 5 years.
I couldn't do anything about it.
I was stopped by the police and I lost my driver's license.
But you're doing it now.
You're doing it now.
But even if you were taken and told "you're suspicious"
Even if you were told "you're the murderer of that time"
For those 5 years, it was really hard.
It's hard to live like that.
It was hard.
It was hard to be surprised for 5 years.
But I wasn't surprised.
You weren't, right?
I wasn't surprised.
I was surprised when we had sex.
I don't think there's anyone more surprised than you.
I've been surprised like this since I saw you from below.
What? Do you think I'm different from others?
Even if I take off my pants?
No, no, don't point it out.
If you point it out, it'll change its meaning.
When announcing a win or something like that,
the drum roll is used as much as you can say it.
Yes, that's right.
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who will win?
To say it clearly, I'm tired of it.
It's not like you're tired of it or anything like that!
Matsumoto-san, think of sounds when you announce something other than drum rolls that make you excited.
Well, if you say you're tired of it, you'll definitely have to think about it.
But everyone's used to hearing it.
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who will win?
Well, that's one thing, but is it okay to do it because you're used to it?
I see.
With that, you'll lose your adventurous spirit, won't you?
You want to find new things.
Well, well, well.
Right? Let's do that.
But there are many patterns of failure, right?
There's a lot of new things.
There's a lot.
There's a lot of things that were good before.
Yes, that's fine. Let's think of a new drum roll.
A new one.
Let's think of something that's not a drum roll.
Like what?
Let's think about it for ten minutes.
You'll be fired for sure.
Right?
The winner is...
Drum roll, drum roll, drum roll...
The piano is...
What's a piano?
The sound is a little different.
Drum roll, drum roll, drum roll, drum roll...
It's Hatsugaya!
Why don't you edit that out?
The winner is...
Number sixteen!
Can I go first?
Yes, you can.
Please edit that out.
Then I'll do it.
The winner is...
(Humming)
That's why I'm telling you to give me ten minutes to think about it.
It's not working at all.
It's a mistake.
You don't force yourself to do it.
I'm just wondering if I can do something about it.
I overestimated myself.
I'm really blaming myself right now.
You know...
Why can't I play the drums?
I see.
I want to say it.