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Thank you very much.
You are...
Let me introduce you. This is Seirogan.
My stomach hurts so much!
If you have a stomachache, I'll take it off little by little.
I've been resting for nine days.
That's right.
I feel like I'm going to pass out.
Because you didn't do your job?
Because I didn't do my job, I feel weird even if I'm here.
Can you hold it down for me?
Why?
It's shiny!
What do you mean?
The monitor doesn't look like that.
I saw it with my naked eye. Is it shiny?
It doesn't matter if it's naked eye!
The TV is the essence!
No, no, it's shiny even on TV!
It's okay! It's like this!
Everyone is laughing because it's shiny, not because it's black!
Well, well, let's release it from now on.
Release?
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I just got too much rest.
Oh, really?
I went to Hachijojima.
Why do you keep saying that island again?
I thought it was interesting.
Hachijojima doesn't have many trees, does it?
There's nothing there!
There's no convenience store, either.
But it's in Tokyo.
Are there people there?
Well, maybe a little bit.
From that little bit...
It's a little scary.
The room is a little scary.
That's not it!
I don't have a theme like that!
It's my theme to play around naturally!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll change it in the afternoon.
I'll change it in the afternoon and go to Okinawa.
Okinawa!
You bastards!
I only have a stupid family, so I don't care about that at all.
Well, you do have a family, but...
No, not in Okinawa.
What are you talking about?
There are a lot of people traveling.
Well, I don't know how many people there are, but...
Come on!
Stop it!
If you say it like that, it'll be even more shiny.
Come on!
I don't want to talk about that!
I've heard a little about Okinawa, so I want to talk about it!
I don't care about women!
No, it's not like that!
Basically, that's what I want to ask you about!
What happened there?
I'm a little surprised, but...
What's up?
I was driving in Okinawa at night.
We were on the road.
There weren't any streetlights or anything like that.
It was bouncing.
It was bouncing in the distance.
I said "what's going on?" and drove off.
And I saw a cat fighting.
But you see that in Japan and in Osaka, right?
They say "foooh" and "foooh" and "foooh" and "foooh" and stuff like that.
But in Okinawa, I think it's something like Illion, where there's blood.
And the cat wasn't just any cat.
It was big and rough.
And two of them were fighting without making a sound.
You know?
Two of them were fighting without making a sound.
I was like "what is this?!"
It was so scary!
Sometimes we were shining with the streetlights, and sometimes we were drinking beer.
It was amazing!
It's a lie if you say "cats are cute, cute"
I've never seen it
After all, in front of humans, it's like "meow, meow"
But in a place where people don't look like, the fight of cats in such a dark place was terribly scary!
So you've been watching it all the time?
I've been watching it all the time, and in the end, I stood up and bit my ear
You know how you pull it when you're bitten?
My ear came off like "pchink"!
Scary, isn't it?!
The one who took it off said "toko toko toko toko"
and the one who bit it ate "kutakuta"
What? Is it over already?
That's what I thought
It looks like a scary thing!
It's amazing
It's amazing!
At first, I thought it was "fukumen wrestler"
Both of them?
Both of them!
Oh, both of them
I see
I wanted to see that!
Well, you'll see it when you get there
It was amazing!
In the end, it was like "fukumen no toriai"
My hand was in it
But...
The center of my eye was off
No, it wasn't off
You could see my nose from here
No, you couldn't see it
I didn't wear glasses!
It wasn't off!
Man, there were a lot of things
It was scary
I see
That stupid Yamashita!
Yeah
You like it, don't you?!
You only complain about it!
It's off!
Um...
Is there anyone who has a bad nose?
Or who has gastritis?
How about that?
People like that...
When their blood pressure is off...
Um...
Something amazing happens, right?
Like, his face hurts!
Hmm...
And you know, when you go to Okinawa...
At the end, you're in a chagrin state...
And you go like "Waaaahhh!"
That's when your blood pressure goes crazy!
And he was next to me...
And I was like, "Ah, I'm gonna die..."
And he was like...
And he started doing it...
I was like, "Did they break up in Tokyo or something?"
With who?
With his girlfriend...
Why are you doing it now?
It's fine, but...
Why are you doing it now?!
What's up with you?!
And I was like, "What's up with you?!"
And his face was blue!
It hurts! My face hurts!
"My face hurts!" He said...
What are you guys doing?!
We're having fun in Okinawa right now!
And his face was blue...
That's enough! Let's go!
Let's go...
And I was following him...
And I didn't know what was going on...
You haven't recovered yet?
No, I haven't.
Your face hurts.
I didn't know what "your face hurts" meant...
What's up with your face hurting?!
My stomach hurts...
My stomach...
I heard he had an operation a long time ago...
And it looked like he was pooping...
You dirty bastard!
Your nose stinks!
Ah, I'm sick...
I didn't know what that meant...
Your nose stinks! Just leave it like that!
So, I borrowed a rent-a-car, I got in the car - what the hell?!
I got in the car and was driving like crazy.
It got a little better, I said.
It got better, but in the middle of the road, in the middle of the car, I still hit Yamashita's head -
and again, the pressure from there went crazy -
"Wait a minute, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" I said.
"That's enough, let's go!" I said. "Let's go somewhere and eat!" I said.
Even back then, I was like this - "My face hurts, it hurts," I said.
"Anyway, let's eat something!" I said.
Then, I'll eat udon noodles.
So, I got a little better, and I took a bite of udon noodles -
and now, the pressure from there went crazy -
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" I said.
"Whoa!" I said.
Don't follow me, you annoying bastard!
"It's a rest area, it's a rest area!" I said.
So, I got a little better -
but what the hell was that?!
When I got on the plane, I had an ear infection and my head hurt -
Why does it hurt?!
Because it doesn't come out well.
What did you say?
Because it doesn't come out well.
Well, it's not that bad.
What do you mean, it doesn't come out well?
"Well, you know, when I did that thing, you know -
I couldn't pull out my ear."
Oh, the scuba dive?
Yeah, I couldn't pull out my ear, so my ear...
I think I crashed.
Oh, yeah.
My ears get weird because of the pressure,
and my head hurts.
So it's not like my head hurts,
but it's my head and my face that hurt.
That's scary.
Yeah, your face hurts.
No matter how you think about it, it's weird.
What do you mean, your face hurts?
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
Even if you say that,
it doesn't hurt.
Are you okay?
No, I'm fine.
Really?
You're such a hot-headed person.
Actually...
I always say this,
but there's someone I'd like to talk to.
Should I call him?
No, you don't have to.
Please come in!
Thank you!
Well...
Yamasaki Hosei...
Yeah?
Yes...
Will make a statement...
That's great!
Yes...
Yeah...
Can I make a statement after I leave?
No, you can't!
It's okay!
I'm a musician and I've been playing the piano since my second year.
You've been playing since your second year.
Yamasaki Hosei.
Yes, that's right.
It's been twelve years, has it not?
Thank you for your hard work
Ah, thank you for your hard work
Thank you for your hard work
If you say it like that, of course I'll say it like that
Well, I'll say it like that
I'm getting married!
Congratulations!
Is this...
It doesn't look like anywhere else
Is this your first time here?
It's my first time here
This is a true story
A true story, yes
Who is it?
Aya
I'm sorry
Who is it?
Aya!
Who is it?
Aya
Aya, who is it?
Who is it?
Maybe it's a celebrity
That's right
It's not like that
It's just an ordinary person
An ordinary person
You know, there's a picture
Ah, amazing!
The other person
Who is it?
It's not like that
What are you talking about?
I've met her many times
Really?
Yes
We've been dating for a long time
That's right
3 years
Yes, we've been dating for 3 years
It's been a long time
Yes, it's been a long time
Her eyes are so small and hers are so big
Anyway
Yes
This is
It's amazing
Yamazaki-san, you're married now and you have many questions
Please answer them
I'll ask you many questions
Yes
Thank you
First of all
Being a wife
What is your first impression of your wife?
Well...
I don't have one
I think you don't like it
Because she's your senior
I want to know that
Your first impression
I want you to get used to it
If you get used to it, Yamazaki-san will say "ask me"
What is it?
My first impression is...
Ah, that's important
My first impression is...
It's important
Well...
I think she's cute
That's important
Where did you meet her?
In Roppongi
Didn't you eat out with Matsumoto-san in Roppongi?
What?
You ate out with him 3 years ago
Yes
Matsumoto-san got in the car
And...
When I got in...
You got in and got out
Matsumoto-san went home earlier, right?
Matsumoto-san went to the store earlier
He went to the store earlier
Yes
And he looked me in the eye and said "ah, it's Matsumoto-san"
Really?
That's right
I've never heard of it
And I got out of the car and said "what's up?"
What's up?
Who did you say "what's up" to?
To Aya
Where was Aya?
Aya is outside
Eh?
Aya is... are you stupid?
I'm not stupid!
You don't look like you're stupid at all!
Why were you outside?
Eh?
Were you outside normally?
I was walking outside normally
You were walking normally?
I was walking normally
With who?
Aya and Aya's friend
Yes, yes
And I was walking normally and suddenly a car came
Matsumoto-san's car came and I shouted "ah, it's Matsumoto-san!"
And Shonara and I got in the car and shouted "ah, it's Matsumoto-san!"
And we looked at each other and shouted "ah, it's Yama-chan!"
And we got out of the car and said "what's up?"
Ah, so that's how it connected
Yes, yes
That's how it connected
That's about it
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Yes, yes
It's weird to say "what's up" like that
I know
And we shook hands
Yes
And then...
Yama-san pushed me
You're fast!
And then...
That's how it happened
Yes
And then you started going out more and more
We started going out more and more
Ah, I see
Yes
And then...
Where did you go for your first date and what did you do?
We went to Ebisu for our first date and Hoto-chan and Hotara-san
Me and Hoto-chan and Aya and Aya's friends drank together
Ah, it's a future problem
It's like "what are you going to do about it?"
There's still more
There's still more?
There's still more
I don't think you're interested in it
I think I know what you're talking about. It's like "I don't care anymore"
What do you like about your girlfriend, Aya-san?
I don't know
I see
I... I... I'm being called "futtan"
That's gross!
Why are you being called "futtan" by Yamazaki Hosei?
You know... I...
What is it?
I used to live in Ikoda
I used to live in Ikoda and...
When my girlfriend came over...
She said "futchan, futchan, futchan, futchan" and climbed up the stairs
Huh? I'm sorry
You know...
To be honest, I've never had such a gross press conference
Press conference?
Who's the press?
There's no one
But I think you're the press
I think you've done a great job
There's no one
It's your first press conference
It's my first press conference
You said "futchan, futchan" and climbed up the stairs
I said "futchan, futchan, futchan, futchan" and climbed up the stairs
Before I knew it, my girlfriend called me "hey, futchan" and called me "futchan"
I see
Right?
You don't have any questions or answers
That's how she is
She's a cute girl who can say that
I see
She's pure
Right?
Wait a minute
I don't feel like asking you anything
I don't know! I can't read the atmosphere!
It's really effective here!
I can read the atmosphere!
It's okay
It's okay?
Then let's stop asking these questions
Which one do you want, Zaki-san?
There's a lot
Which one do you want to answer?
Did you raise your wedding anniversary?
I haven't raised it yet
I haven't even taken my seat yet
Are you okay with announcing it like this?
No, it's up to you two
Wait a minute!
If you open it like this...
Did you propose to her?
No, I didn't
What?
You said it yourself!
Yes, I did
Wait a minute!
Yes?
Are you really...
Yes?
Are you really in love with her?
Stop it!
You're making it up
Why are you doing the same thing you're doing to me?
Stop it!
You're in love, aren't you?!
No, you are in love, aren't you?!
You don't know me!
You're in love with her, right?!
You're in love, right?!
Yes, we are in love.
Shouldn't you propose or ring her?
Well, I proposed to her after dating for about a week.
That's early!
You said you wanted to get married, didn't you?!
We dated for about a week and I heard it was a good timing.
Marriage is all about timing.
I heard it and I proposed to her after a week and she said she didn't like it.
She said she didn't like it.
She said she didn't like it?!
Well, if you think about it, I think you should get married after dating for a week.
You didn't say you didn't like it, did you?!
No, I didn't say I didn't like it.
You said you didn't like it?!
But you know...
I don't think you said you didn't like it!
We haven't dated for that long, so you can't say you didn't like it.
Is that how you say it?!
You said you didn't like it...
When was that?!
Two years...
Two years and three years ago.
Oh, three years ago.
Yes.
You didn't propose to her, did you?!
No, I really didn't propose to her.
You didn't propose to her.
You should've said you didn't like it.
But I can't do it anymore. It's embarrassing.
You shouldn't ask Hamada about how to propose.
Ah!
Senpai!
Senpai's...
Propose...
What's wrong with me?
Is that how you propose?
I think you should do it properly.
But I've been proposing for 3 years now.
But you haven't proposed yet.
Do you have the will to do it?
Yes, I do.
And you're talking about it now.
I think it's strange.
I haven't heard of it.
Are you doing it on your own?
Yes, I am.
When you came out of the house, you said you'd talk about it on TV.
But you're at home now.
I don't know if you'll come back or not.
Tell me about it.
It's strange.
So...
I don't know.
It's strange.
I see.
Okay, I got it.
Right?
Yes.
There are so many things I want to congratulate you for.
What do you mean?
I did it.
If you didn't say it, I wouldn't have proposed.
And I don't know why you came out of the house and said it.
It's impossible.
Yes, I did it.
Congratulations.
But I'm surprised.
Yamazaki is the father.
Yes, he's the father.
What are you going to do?
The father.
I'm serious.
Are you crazy?
I don't like it.
Thank you very much.
And...
"Gas" and "People" get bouquets.
Well...
I know who you are, but "People" are "independent students" in second place.
Oh, you're one rank higher!
You should hand over your bouquets.
What should we do? Should we say goodbye?
Yes, goodbye.
Let's open it.
I'll do it.
I'm a little scared.
What should we do?
Which way should we face? This way?
No, no...
One, two...
Eiko-san!
You scared me!
Eiko-san!
I'm scared!
Don't worry!
In order! In order!
In order!
I'll do it!
I'll do it! Congratulations!
The uniform is amazing! I only raised it three steps!
Let's drink to the uniform of the world!
Congratulations, Yama-chan!
From now on, you won't be alone.
With your wife and children,
I wish you a wonderful life as an entertainer.
What?
I wish you a wonderful life as an entertainer.
Are you serious? Let's drink together later!
I'll pray for you.
Let's drink to Yama-chan's health!