AISubs v3.5
- What's up? - What do you mean, "what's up"?
You're all asleep! What's going on here?
Even if you say so...
- Why are you whispering? - Huh?
- Why are you whispering? - Don't be so detailed.
- I'm not being detailed. - You're all tired.
- No, we're not... - You're tired, but you're asleep.
- Is that so? - Yes.
- What's up? - What's up?
- You're all asleep! - You're all asleep!
This broadcast is brought to you by these sponsors.
- Shouldn't we wake them up? - It's their job.
Hey! Wake up!
Hey! Hey!
You're not waking up at all!
- Huh? - Huh?
Mr. Stardust? Are you awake?
- Huh? - Huh?
- You're asleep.
- What do we do about this? - This is bad.
Hey, bring me some tea or gum.
- Wake me up. - You're not waking up at all.
Hey, you guys! Wake up!
Hey!
You guys!
- Hey! - Wake up!
Hey! Mr. Stardust!
- Mr. Stardust! - Mr. Stardust!
Mr. Stardust!
- You're not waking up at all! - You're asleep.
- This is a broadcast! - Yeah.
- What's going on? This is weird! - Gum!
- Bring me some tea. - Okay.
What do we do about this? Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
- Hey! - Hey!
Hey, when did you get up?
Hey!
Mr. Sugawa!
I just woke up. I'm fine.
I'm up.
You're all really tired.
I'm up.
I brought you some of this.
I'm not up at all.
You're up.
I think you're up.
Mr. Hamada?
Wake up.
If you keep walking like this, you'll get up.
Mr. Hamada?
Huh?
Where did he go?
Huh? Where did he go?
He went over there.
Whoa!
I'm scared.
Hey, wake up!
Wake up Tanaka.
Tanaka is type AB, so he'll wake up.
Is that so?
Yeah.
I'll help you up.
I'm not going to sleep.
I'm going to sleep.
You guys are hot.
Huh? Is someone awake?
What's with the loud noise?
Wake up!
Wake up your partner.
You go.
Huh?
Komu, did you say that?
Can you help me up? I can't do it myself.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. It's dangerous.
It's dangerous. I'm going to drop you.
Are you awake?
Who's this?
He's one of us.
One of us, huh?
Let me exercise.
I'm putting in the net.
If you move...
If you move, you'll get caught.
I don't know.
I don't know about this.
Bring me a tissue.
- A tissue? - Yes.
If you move...
If you move, you'll get caught.
I don't know about this.
If you move...
I'm putting it in like this.
If you move...
If you wait a little, I'll take it for you.
I'll take it for you.
I'll leave it here.
Mr. Suga's rubber band.
Here I go.
Wake up!
Can you catch it, Komu?
I hope so.
Hold it like this.
Hold it like this, Komu. Hold it like this.
Hold it like this.
Wake up!
I'll do it until you say it's too long.
Komu...
No! No, Komu, don't!
Komu, I'm sorry!
This is dangerous.
Look at it.
It's eye-popping!
I've never seen anything like it.
(knocking on door)
Komu! Hey! Something's up!
Oh!
Hurry up!
Watch out! Watch out!
Hey! Watch out!
Hey! Hey! Someone's been shot!
Komu! Komu! Komu!
Hey!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
Shall we do it?!
Shall we pick you up?
Shall we?
(snoring)
Hold him down.
Okay.
You're a poisonous spider.
Are you alright?
Hey!
You're a poisonous spider!
Hey! Hey!
You're not poisonous or anything!
I told you!
Something's up!
Wait.
Hey!
Endo, you're sleeping too much.
Hey!
Hey you!
I'll let you bite my belly.
Let's see what happens.
Eat it!
I'll let you bite my belly.
Let's see what happens.
Eat it!
It's a barricade.
Sit down.
You...
I'm scared of you, too!
Don't scare me!
Run away!
Mirror, everyone, come here!
Masao Hamada and Sui Mako!
Disaster!
It's good, isn't it?
It tickles me!
Well, well...
It tickles me!
Thank you for watching the opening.
That Yamazaki's stupidity is really...
That's right.
Well, well, it's good.
Well, I had a plan for a while.
What is it?
Well, in the afternoon...
I want to do "Fu-zoku Sanrenpatsu".
Oh!
It's refreshing, isn't it?
That kind of thing, too.
How long do you do "Sanrenpatsu"?
How many hours do you do it?
Well, I do it for about two hours.
Aren't you stupid?
No, I'm not stupid at all!
It's just a dream, isn't it a romance?
It's not like...
Can I say "marron"?
It's not like you can't go for three years in a row.
No, no, no...
Because you play Disneyland for a day, don't you?
Yes, we do.
Isn't it the same as that?
No, no, no...
Minnie is more than a fan for me.
But...
Yes, you...
You're like a goofy old man.
And also, lemon.
And also...
The lotion is Pooh's...
Hey, hey!
It's not like you can't go for three years in a row.
Honey.
It's not like you can't go for three years in a row in a row.
I thought it would be nice if we could have a funny little story like this.
After the third shot, I fell into a terrible self- dignity.
I'm sure you did.
What am I doing?
I was like, "Again?"
Again?
You again?
That's right.
I've taken a shower many times, and my skin is dry.
It's terrible, isn't it?
Yes.
You're bullying yourself.
Yes, I'm bullying myself.
But I thought I'd give it a try.
Even if I'm depressed, I can't help it.
So I worked hard and borrowed an AV.
I see.
It's terrible, isn't it?
I'm 37 years old.
So what?
So you should play me.
You're so stupid.
I'm so stupid.
You're stupid.
I don't think you should go into the unknown world.
It's not an unknown world.
Then what is it?
It's nothing.
Then what is it?
You should bully yourself more.
You should put it on the desk and hit it hard.
If you can train yourself like that, I'll do it, too.
You can't train yourself.
You should do it with all your might.
So you're going to train me, right?
I'll do it. I'll do it with all my might.
But you want to do it, don't you?
With all my might?
With all your might. You want to do a lot of things, don't you?
I want to do it with all my might.
Stop it for today.
That's what I'm saying.
In my dad's pajamas.
What's that old joke?
This year, I'm going to be an all-star.
You're not interested in it, are you?
Even though you say it every year.
In baseball.
I think I can do a lot of things.
For example, what?
I'll hit a home run and...
Oh, I shouldn't run?
What are you going to do now?
Bang! It went in, didn't it?
I don't care anymore.
I don't need to run anymore.
Really?
Even with that, I think you'll be short of time.
But if you say it like that, what are you talking about?
I haven't hit a home run in a while.
Don't make me appeal.
You don't have to appeal.
After you hit a home run, you say "wow".
It's about time you appeal and hit a home run with a home base.
Is there a rule that you can't hit a base?
When you hit a home run, you say "yeah".
That's short-term.
I'm sorry.
Then...
Let's end it behind the fourth floor.
Even in baseball, it's longer.
Even in seventh floor baseball...
Let's end it behind the fourth floor.
In that case, I'll make a middle in between both floors.
What do you mean by middle?
I mean, there's a back, a front and a middle.
What's the point of middle?
It's just for fun regardless of the team.
Like this.
You can change your hat like this.
Let me wear it.
That's for 3 minutes.
What are you doing for 130?
It'll open!