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Summer! The sea! The sunshine! The beach! The tour!
The first "Kids' Tours" is...
Summer! The sea! The sunshine! The beach! The tour!
- Please raise your hands. - Yes, yes.
- We've raised our hands. - That's right.
- From now on... - Yes, yes.
- After all, it's the sea and the pool. - Yes, it's the sea and the pool.
- Yes. - I don't know why Endo's Aloha and Suzuki's Aloha are wearing the same thing.
- We're not wearing anything at all! - Maybe it's the same thing that flows.
- Let's go to the sea right now! - Yes!
Summer! The sea! The sunshine! The beach! The tour!
- Did you bring it? - Yes, we brought it.
- You brought it, didn't you? - Yes, we brought it.
- I brought it, too! - I brought it, too!
- You brought it, too! - Yes, I brought it.
- That's good! - Can we set sail already??
- Just a little bit more! - Huh?
- Huh?
- Why did it stop? - I don't know.
- Let's go! - It stopped because of the sea breeze.
- Hey, what's that? Is it a weapon? - Huh?
- Huh?
- What's with that guy?
- It's like... - Whoa, whoa...
- Huh? - Huh?
- I got in and got away... Whoa!
- Huh? - Don't move!
I'll shoot you if you move!
What are you talking about?
I took this bus.
What are you talking about?
I took it, so...
I have a microphone and I'll explode if you don't listen to me.
Your grammar is terrible and I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
No sea today.
Your grammar is terrible and I don't know what you're talking about.
No, that's enough.
If you move, I'll shoot you.
Recently, my grammar is terrible and I wanted to do something cool and I thought about it.
Don't move!
I'll shoot you!
He shot you!
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
Today, I'm going to change the image of the gun.
I'm going to do a big operation.
Why?
Why are you doing that?
I've done a lot of terrible things.
When I was Napoleon, when I was a lord, and when I was a lord.
I was treated badly and I didn't look cool.
Today, I want to show you a cool gun.
I've set it up myself.
You can't change the program without permission.
Outside!
Absolutely not!
I think you already know, but I'm sick of it.
I don't want it anymore.
Can you just follow me quietly today?
If you follow me, you'll be fine, right?
Rokubasu Jack!
What exactly made him take up arms like this?
The problem seems to be his misbehavior as a child's servant.
And it seems that he has exposed an unexpected problem.
So this time, he risked his own life and created his own self-sacrifice image-up plan!
The members of the band who were attacked were taken to the scene where the military police had prepared.
What is this?
I'll explain it to you now.
Cameraman! Staff! Are you ready?
I'm going to do this today!
Ta-dah!
A big rock is rolling towards me like a little girl.
A big rock...
The parallelogram is cool!
Yes, it's cool.
And then...
I'm going to become Superman and save the little girl from this big rock.
That's how I'm going to set it up today.
Therefore, the parallelogram of the world...
Today's big presents...
I'll stop the little rock for you.
Will the "world's first self-made salt" "image up" project be a success?
- Wow! - Is that real? - Wow, wow, wow, wow!
- There's seeds on it, too. - Wow!
- Wow, wow, wow! That's awesome, Heipo! - It's amazing!
- I want to do more with this kind of money!
It's as big as a memogram.
It's 30 meters in length and 6 meters in height.
The diameter of the big rock is 2 meters.
The money and effort are as big as a special edition!
- Wow! - There's a big rock rolling up from above.
- There's a little girl. - Yes, yes.
- I'm going to help her. - I see.
- And with the "image up" big project... - I see.
- I'm going to make a cool place. - I see.
- I'm only going to do it once, so watch carefully. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I'm only going to do it once. - Yes, yes.
- I'm going to ask Tamura-san and Onsen-san, "Is it okay to stand by?" - No, it's dangerous!
- Can you really stop it? - With one hand!
- No, it'd be cool if you could stop it! - Yes, yes!
- If you do it like in the movie, you can stop it like this. - Yes, you can stop it like this.
- If you can do it, it's a "image up" big project. - Yes, it is.
- It's a big success. - I think you'll get a wife.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Is that what you're doing? - That's what we want.
- "Image up", "image up". - Oh, is that so?
- Then... - I don't think it's funny, so do your best.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Then, please! - Yes!
- Ah! It's dangerous! - Ah!
- What? - He ran away!
- The police are coming!
- He's a superman, so he's dressed up.
- Ah, he's wearing a box. - He's wearing a box. - Yes. - Yes!
- Mr A-Bone, hurry up! - I'm coming! - Hurry up! - Hurry up! - You're late! - Mr A-Bone! - You're late! - Mr A-Bone, hurry up! - I'm coming! - He's waiting for you! - Mr A-Bone, hurry up! - Why are you wearing a T-shirt? - It's definitely dangerous. - Why are you dressed up like this? - There's nothing weird about it and it's not fast. - What is it? - It says "Saito". - Glasses! - Glasses! - Thank you for waiting!
- He's here! - He's here! - Oh no! Oh no! - Oh no! Oh no! - Hurt! Hurt! Put him down!
- What are you going to do? You can't run away! - No, but they're too big! - Big ones have faster speed too. - They're too small.
- Still too big, and... - I get it. We'll do it one more time! - Let's do it one more time and... - Just shut up and... - I get it. - Okay. - Please, let it be normal.
Don't do it again. I'll do it again and set it up quickly.
A talent is waiting for you. So do it quickly.
I'll do it. Please.
Even if you're cool, don't do it.
It's coming.
I'm scared.
No, no, it's too late for that kind of decision.
I'll do it again. I'll do it again.
Really?
You just threw it, didn't you, girl?
I'm not used to it. I just defended it.
You didn't defend it!
I defended it!
Look at me, girl!
I just defended it!
I didn't defend it.
Staff, hurry up and put it up.
I'll do it again.
Really?
I'll do it again.
Really?
Staff, hurry up and put it up.
I'll do it again.
Staff, please do your best.
I understand.
This is no good.
No, really.
I don't want it to end like this.
You don't want it, do you?
I absolutely don't want it.
Then, we'll go into action!
Yes!
Please!
It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
Are you okay with this?
No, no.
Because the girl fell.
Yes, I'm fine with it.
Are you okay?
You can't go to the beach, can you?
Yes.
And you spent a lot of money, didn't you?
Yes.
You can go home like this, but for the show...
Decide it!
You can take it off like this, can't you?
I can't.
Decide it!
You can take it off like this, can't you?
Decide it!
You can take it off like this, can't you?
Instead of a peaceful show with a miserable ending,
entertainer Yamazaki stands on the battlefield of comedy.
Hey, Tanaka, can you hold this for me?
"Hold what?" "Can you hold this for me?"
Yeah, you can hold it and I'll go help you if you need me.
I don't know any of that stuff.
"Oh, you don't know any of it?" "I'm just playing in the park right now."
"And you're holding my hand." "I don't know any of it."
"I don't know anything about girls being dangerous." "Yeah."
"You don't know anything about wolves coming, do you?" "No, I don't know anything about wolves coming."
"You know a lot about daily life, don't you?" "Yeah, I know a lot about daily life."
"So you're like, 'Hey!'" "Yeah." "I see."
Watch out!
What's up with you?
Is something off about me?
No, it's nothing.
This year, there's been some sort of "something wind" blowing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you don't know what "something wind" is, is this conversation over?
Yeah.
Of course it is!
There's no such thing as "something wind"!
"Something wind" is a problem!
But after that, Elmon is big, so it's fine, right?
Elmon is big?
Yeah, Elmon is big.
This year, that "something wind" is blowing.
People say that Asia is really hot.
But it's hot this year, right?
It's pretty hot.
Because of the "something wind".
Because of the "something wind", right?
I see.
So it can't be helped for us to lose.
Yeah, that's right.
Well, this conversation is over.
Well, it's not that big of a deal.
Let's end this conversation.
If you know what "something wind" is.
Let's see... How is it? Recently...
I think I've said this before on this show.
Yes, yes.
But at the time, the response was really bad.
So I stopped talking halfway through.
What is it?
No, I'm not wrong!
I really wanted to say this.
Can I say it one more time?
Yes, go ahead.
Well, I'm living alone, so I do the laundry myself.
Ask the real estate agency. I'm alone.
The real estate agency will lend you money.
I'm completely alone.
I'm alone and I do the laundry myself.
I wash my panties.
I wash my panties and I take them off in the bathroom.
You can put them anywhere.
I don't like putting them in a basket, so I always put them in front of me.
Do you understand?
When I take them off, they can be turned inside out, so I always put them in front of me.
When I wash my panties and I take them out of the dryer, they can be turned inside out, so I always put them in front of me.
I get really mad about it.
What does this mean?
Well, they can be turned inside out.
I thought so, too.
I thought they can be turned inside out, so I put about ten panties in front of me and put them in front of me.
When I saw them done, they were all turned inside out.
Can you explain this?
If I could, I'd like to be small and go into the dryer.
What's going on?
I'd like to see it.
They're turned inside out now.
I'm doing it myself, but it's definitely strange.
Why does it have to be like that?
You don't know, do you?
I know.
Look at it from your wife's point of view.
Laundry is pretty evil.
It's like a mountain.
You turn it inside out and put it in front of you.
If you could shorten this time, how good would it be?
Then you'd get one more serving of your husband's side dishes.
It's turned inside out, so it's not that bad.
It can't be that bad.
I think you can explain it in your own way.
Can I?
You turn your pants inside out and put in ten of them.
How many of them will come out of your pants?
I see.
Right? I think it's definitely strange.
But it's fine. It can't be helped.
It's not a problem.
You know, sometimes it's even turned inside out with a shirt like a DVD.
That's definitely a lie!
Can such a thin shirt be turned inside out?
I don't know how many of them are like this.
Then can I turn it inside out and put it in front of you?
If you could turn it inside out, you'd go back at least once.
No, you'd go back once and come back again.
You could do it again?!
What's with you?!
Well, there are times when you don't want to.
You don't want to!
You don't want to be cut or cut open by me, do you?
Huh? What do you mean?
I think we're finally at a draw today.
It's strange, isn't it?!
Right?!
Well, today's guest had a good reaction.
When I said it last time...
What are you talking about?
Well, you know...
It's because of the atmosphere.
Yeah.
Maybe if you watch it again on TV...
Did he watch this?
And maybe...
No, it's not like that.
You have questions about things like that,
and you remember anger,
and you try to solve it somehow.
That's how you solve things.
Humans have to be angry.
Earlier, about changing shirts...
Can't you make a dryer that never changes?
You'll buy it, right?
I'll definitely buy it.
But it's a little more expensive than a normal dryer, right?
But people don't buy it.
If you buy it, it's fine.
If you develop it, it's fine.
But if you do it with Project X...
It's fine if you do it.
If you make it, it's fine.
But it's expensive.
I'll do it! I'll think about it!
A dryer that never changes!
I'll release Project X by myself!
No, you'll release it!
I'll be killed in a documentary!
I'll cry a lot!
I dug 10 holes in it.
It didn't change.
I don't want to be in it.
I want you to be in it.
I want you to make it.
My cheeks are burning!
I don't care.
You don't wash your clothes, do you?!
When I lived alone, I washed my own clothes.
I definitely didn't do it.
There's no way I would do it.
What?! Why?!
What?! I've always worn dirty pants!
That one and that one!
You poop a lot in your own pants!
You threw them away, didn't you?!
You too!
Shut up! I remembered it now!
What?! What?!
You...
What?!
Um...
With you being so tall, you can't tell the weather or anything like that!
Remember that live show we did before? The latest one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were probably having a hard time back then too, weren't you?
When you were having a hard time, your punch was so painful!
Even after I got home, it still hurt like hell!
And I'm also live, so I'm like "Whoa!"
So I'm like "Well, I guess it's fine, I guess it's fine."
And when I got home and was like "Well, I guess it's fine," it hurt like hell!
You're so young!
I don't think it's good at all!
But if you'd been screaming like that back then, you wouldn't have felt the pain, right?
But you remember, don't you?
You remember, don't you?
You remember, don't you, Matsumoto?
I guess I do, yeah.
No, but you know...
I don't mean to be rude, but...
Why aren't you used to being silent, you young people?
I thought you'd talk more!
I thought you'd talk more, so step on me!
Why aren't you stepping on me?!
What am I supposed to do?!
Well, you know...
When I first stepped on Endo, he looked like this.
I don't know why I'm saying this, but he immediately stepped on me!
Even after I stepped on him...
I was watching you in the dressing room.
The next time I stepped out of the dressing room, you...
You were amazing!
You had only one skin on your neck!
No matter how old you are, you still attack with your youthfulness.
When you get older, you get muscle pain after a day.
What does this mean? Can you explain the mechanism of your body?
This is because...
Your muscles...
To put it simply, they age.
Let's say you did push-ups 50 times when you were young.
Your young muscles...
Your young muscles, when you talk...
They hurt!
From the 49th day, you think, "Wow, my muscles...
I can move now!"
Right?
But when you turn them into 40 or 50 years old muscles...
When you do it like this...
It's like this.
But when I did it like 50 times, it was painful.
And I didn't realize it until I drank some tea.
And the next day, I felt like I moved.
Can you speak clearly?
Can you laugh with any animal?
Matsumoto-san...
Yes?
Can you tell me the difference between a goat and a sheep?
That's a classic question.
Can you make a goat cry?
You're not motivated at all.
That's a joke.
Can you make a sheep cry?
That's about it.
Can you tell me the difference?
There is a difference.
Oh, really?
It's completely different.
A goat is like...
And a sheep is like...
If you make me cry...
That's too loud!
It's not like that.
Let me ask you again.
Can you make a chicken cry?
That's a joke.
That's a joke, right?
If you make an American cry...
It's completely different!
Well, yeah.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
That's what you're saying.
Why? That's what we can hear.
It's not like that!
You can hear it like...
A sheep is like...
It doesn't matter to me.
I'm telling you it doesn't matter.
And the goat is...
Were you on the telephone earlier?
No, I wasn't.
The goat is like...
It doesn't say "aaah"
I'll give you a lion's roar.
It's completely different.
It's really...
It's just a feeling.
Just a feeling.
What are you saying? What can you hear?
The lion is...
The lion is like...
It doesn't matter.
It really doesn't matter.
What about a pig?
A pig...
It's the worst.
What do you call a pig?
A pig!
You said it.
What can you hear a pig like?
You can't.
I'm telling you.
Whom?
I've never said it.
They're all saying it.
I've never said it.
What?
They say it wrong.
It doesn't matter!
What?
If you let me say it, I can say it perfectly.
You can't say "naaah"!
I can't say "naaah"!
No, you can say it!
You can't say it clearly!
I can't say "naaah"!
You can't say it like that.
So you're telling me it's true?
Well, you know...
So I think you should doubt Mimi.
But she's basically crying.
She can say "niaaah", right?
She can't say it at all.
Dogs can't say "naaah"!
We've been taught that since we were little.
Dogs can say "baww" and "waww", right?
You can say "naaah"!
It's true that Americans say "baww" and "waww" twice.
Say it once!
Say it with "baww"!
Say "baww" and "waww"!
It doesn't matter.
Oh, really?
Yes.
And cats...
...are "niaaah" in the world?
So it's not "niaaah" but "niaaah".
Let's solve it one by one.
Say "lion" please.
Lion says "baww"!
Say "chicken" please.
"Chicken"!
"Baww"!
It doesn't change!
Say "dog" please.
"Baww"!
No, no... "baww"!
Say "cat" please.
"Niaaah"!
No, not "cat".
"Kyaaaah"!
Let's do one more.