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- Do you feel like changing? - No, I don't.
- I don't know about that. - Well...
- It's been a while. - Yeah.
- Are you happy you're here? - I'm happy.
- Are you happy? - I'm happy.
- What is it today?
- It's finally far away today. - It's finally far away today.
- It's really far away. - Why are you in front of me like this?
- It's really far away. - It's really far away.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The other day... - Yeah.
- I don't know if it's okay for that to happen... - Yeah.
- But it really surprised me. - Yeah, what is it?
- I don't know what it is... - Yeah.
- I was pooping alone at home. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry for talking about pooping all of a sudden... - Yeah.
- I was pooping all of a sudden. - Yeah.
- And all of a sudden... - Yeah.
- A huge cockroach was found on the wall. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's scary, isn't it?! - Yeah, yeah.
- It was right here! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- A cockroach... - Yeah.
- If it was here and it was like, "Whoa!", it would be over there too.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Why?!
- You think it'll do something... - You think it'll do something...
- You think it'll tell you something, even if it's an animal... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It was like, "Whoa!", and it moved. - Yeah.
- I was like, "Whoa, what should I do?!" - Yeah.
- And if you let it go at this time of year... - Yeah.
- You never know how many cockroaches you'll get. - Yeah.
- I mean, even at that stage, there must be a lot of them. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I haven't seen it in a while! - One cockroach...
- No, no, I haven't seen it in a while! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm sure it just came in from somewhere! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I want to think that if I exterminate it, something will happen! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I don't want it to say it! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I looked for something to hit it with, but there wasn't anything. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But, you know... - Yeah.
- I didn't know what to do. - Yeah.
- I went to the bathroom... - Yeah.
- And found a towel... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And a stick... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And like a samurai... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I took it out and... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I had to exterminate it with one blow! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I couldn't exterminate it at all! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I said, "Kasagasagasa!" - Yeah.
- And I ran outside of the bathroom. - Yeah.
- But it was a carpet outside of the bathroom. - Yeah.
- So I ran away to the carpet... - Yeah.
- Well, cockroaches can't run that fast on a carpet, right? - Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
- So I got pretty slow and got lost. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And I was like this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I was like this.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But I had to exterminate it!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was like, "Bang! Bang! Bang!"
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But I couldn't exterminate it at all! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And when I was like, "Bang! Bang! Bang!"
- Something terrible happened! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I was so surprised! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- A cockroach came out of me!
- Because you're pathetic! Because you're pathetic! - Well, I guess you're right.
- Well, I don't know... I don't know what's going on... - Is there a poop?
- Well, you know... - I dug it up... I dug up the cockroach, you know?
- But I couldn't find a poop as big as the cockroach. - Yeah...
- You know... You're pathetic! - Well, I was doing it in the middle of it...
- You were doing it in the middle of it, and there's still some left, so you go back to the bathroom.
- You go back, but the bathroom door is still open, you know? - Yeah...
- You can clearly see the poop and the cockroach!
- Well, they're mostly the same color and shape! - Well, you know...
- They're the same color and shape! - Well, it's just that one of them is warmer, right?
- If it's like this, then this one is worse than this one, right?! - Well, you're the one who did it!
- Well, you know... - If you say it's a trick, what is it?!
- Well, I don't think it's a trick... - Is it a trick to chase two birds with one stone?!
- No, it's not like that... - Is it rust you hit from your body?!
- What is it?! - Well, you know what it is...
- It's like this, and it's similar! - Yeah...
- This one is blue! I'm wondering how to deal with it first! - Yeah...
- But I'll manage it with this one! - Yeah...
- Well, you can just use a tissue and... - No, no, I can't do it like that!
- I have a bad feeling about cockroaches under a piece of tissue! - Well, you can take as many as you like!
- You can take about 15 and pop them! - No, but if it pops and you hear a "pop" sound, I really...
- You can't even pick up a few of them, you know?! - Can you pick up a few of them?!
- No, I can't do it like you're trying to be gentle! - Well, you know...
- You know, I picked up a few of them with this... - You picked up a few?!
- If you're doing it like this, you're picking up a few, which one are you doing?! - If you're doing it like this, you're doing it like this...
- That's right! That's why I'm not sure about the "popping" sound!
- I'm doing it like this, but it doesn't make a "coro coro" sound! - It's like this!
- You can do it like this! - Well, it's still thick and I'm relieved that it's sticking to me!
- I was able to do it like this, but it's like this! - No, it's still better like this!
- Why?! - It doesn't move! - That's right!
- It's like a pot! - That's right, but it's a carpet, right?!
- It's like a "carrot" is sticking out! - It's like a "carrot" is sticking out!
- So you don't want to hurt them? - No, no.
- This "flat" feeling is extremely subtle.
- If you can take it away, you can use your organs to wipe it off!
- No, I definitely don't want to do that! I don't like poop either!
- I wonder what it is?
- What do you mean "what"? It's poop!
- Cockroaches... I think cockroaches...
- There are a lot of people here today...
- I think I hate cockroaches the most of all.
- But if you hit it with a gun, it's over, right?
- I think it's that "gasa-gasa" feeling.
- If it were Japanese food...
- You know, standing up...
- But if I did that...
- If you walked like that...
- If you did this...
- If you did that...
- If you did that, I'd scream!
- Cockroaches have a strong sense of comradeship.
- When I was a kid...
- I killed a cockroach in front of a newspaper.
- I killed it and felt its gaze!
- It was looking at me from a different angle!
- It was scary!
- It was just there!
- No, it was looking at me!
- It wasn't looking at me like this!
- It was just there!
- It wasn't like this!
- It was like this!
- It was looking at you!
- I don't know if you believe me...
- There were 3 or 4 of them!
- It was just there!
- It was like this!
- I'm sorry!
- It was like this!
- The last one was like a floor!
- This one is like a wall!
- It wasn't looking at me!
- It was like this!
- It wasn't like this!
- The last one was like this!
- It was like this!
- It wasn't like this!
- It was like this!
- It was looking at you!
- When Matsumoto was a kid...
- He saved all the goldfishes in the store...
- But how did he save so many goldfishes?
- The thread of the question is wrong. - Oh, really? - Yes. - What do you mean? - Because... - Yes? - Goldfish... goldfishes... - Yes? - The one who saved goldfishes...
That's too soon!
- Yes. - Among the goldfishes... - Yes? - In the cage... - Yes? - In the aquarium... - Yes? - Don't say it again. In the cage... - Yes?
- They weren't born. - Yes, of course. - Right? - Yes, of course.
- They were brought here. - They were brought here. - Yes. - That means... - Yes?
- In that goldfish aquarium... - Yes?
- Don't say it's not organized! - Oh, come on...
- In the goldfish aquarium... - Yes? - They were saved.
- Right? - Yes.
- Where else do you need to save them?
- They were saved!
- They don't need to be saved anymore!
- Do you understand? - Yes, I do.
- If you think about it like that, this question of his hasn't been answered yet.
- No, but when you say "save goldfishes", you're actually saving them, right? - Yes, yes. - That's wrong! - That's human ego!
- I'm trying to save goldfishes!
- Goldfishes... I think I'm the first one who saved goldfishes. - I see, I see. - It's a big mistake. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I understand that. - Right? - Yes. - You think you're the first woman you've ever loved. - Yes. - You know you're the first man you've ever loved. - Yes, yes.
- But you've been saved many times already.
- You've been killed many times already.
- Are you stupid?
- Why can you only say that?
- You can talk about saving goldfishes, right?
- No, but... - Yes. - Some people don't know that goldfishes have such feelings.
- "We've been saved once, but you... you... you think you're the first one, right?" - Yes, yes, yes. - You know goldfishes' feelings, right? - I know!
- Well, you know, last week... - Yes. - I went there.
- Kawaguchiko. - I went to Kawaguchiko.
- "Right?" "Yes, yes, of course." "Who caught goldfishes? What? What?" "Who caught goldfishes?" "Who caught goldfishes?" "Who caught goldfishes?" "Who... goldfishes?" "Who... goldfishes?" I said.
- I tried to say something like that. - You did say something like that, and to be honest, I won the first prize.
- And don't use this as an excuse. Everyone knows it, you know!
- It's not fun if you judge everybody so uniquely!
- I didn't tie the thread around my husband's waist.
- Hm.
- And I caught some goldfishes. - OK.
- And I said "Well, I won the first prize", but... - Yeah.
- And... - Hmm?
You know, Matsumoto's big bass. I didn't catch it for the first time.
It was released by "Catch and Release".
It was caught by Sugimura-san in Yamanashi prefecture.
I don't know.
I'll catch it again.
Of course.
It's not a story.
So, don't treat people badly.
So, what is the story of goldfish scooping? Explain it!
If you say that, the goldfish scooper man scooped all of them.
He didn't scoop one goldfish by scooping goldfish scooping.
He scooped only by putting a bucket of goldfish.
We scooped one goldfish by putting hundreds of yen into a bucket.
You scooped a lot of goldfish. How did you do it?
Wait, wait, wait. You are strange.
Why can't you scoop goldfish scooping man by scooping bucket?
Maybe you did it for business.
No, no, no. Show me goldfish scooping man by scooping bucket.
You want me to show you goldfish scooping man, don't you?
Why did it become like this?
You are strange.
You were so happy at that time.
You are strange.
Why can't you tell me how you scooped goldfish scooping man by scooping bucket?
You should have told me not to lick goldfish.
Why can't you tell me?
I'm glad you told me.
Are you glad?
Why are you so excited?
Excited?
You said it while you were having fun.
You were so happy that you went to the airport.
You said it while you were having fun.
You should have told me how you scooped goldfish.
What are you talking about?
You think I scooped goldfish, don't you?
You too, you too, you too, you too.
Maybe you didn't scoop goldfish.
How can you judge it?
You were wearing a patterned shirt.
Oh, really?
That's what I want to say.
No, it's not like that.
We have a lot of goldfish in our shop.
Usually, we can scoop a few goldfish.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
Yes.
You scooped all of them, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
You scooped them, didn't you?
Yes.
You scooped them, didn't you?
I scooped them.
Didn't you scoop all of them?
I scooped them.
How many goldfish did you scoop?
What?
I scooped all of them once.
Once you scoop all of them, you can't scoop all of them.
Then you should have bought more goldfish.
Buy new goldfish.
Until you scoop all of them, you want to scoop more and more new goldfish?
That's what I said!
Yes, I don't like it!
I don't like that way of thinking!
But it's okay!
What are you talking about?
You can scoop more and more goldfish.
If you ask him, he will say, "What's wrong with that? Anyone can do it."
Is it about money?
Then...
I have a recommendation.
If you do like this...
Right?
If you have a container here and you do like this, it's no good.
You should just put it in.
If you put it in a container and you do like this, it's good.
That's us!
What is this inferiority complex?
I don't know if it's inferiority complex or not...
Which one is it?
Who are you telling that to?
To a goldfish?
No, I want to say it to a goldfish and also to an old man.
Please keep this between us only.
I'm in a bad mood.
I'm in a bad mood!
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who is not married yet but still crying.
I heard that there is another way of getting married - a love marriage, a matchmaking marriage, and a married marriage.
What is that, a marriage?
Of course, there is another way of getting married.
Please tell me about it.
Nowadays, a married marriage is quite common.
But the most common way of getting married is a married marriage with a bald head.
No, that's enough.
Why do you get married if you have a bald head?
I get married because I have a bald head.
I get married because I have a good feeling about each other.
I get married because I love each other.
Why do you get married if you have a bald head?
So, a married marriage is like a marriage between a woman and a man.
That's how it is.
A married marriage is like a woman working and a man doing housework.
Right?
She is at home all the time, so she gets stressed.
She takes off her hair and does other things.
Then one day, the wife finishes work at the company and comes home.
She says, "I'm tired."
Then her boyfriend says, "You have a bald head."
That's how it is.
Is it really my fault?
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
I do other things, too.
That's all for today.
No, no.
Tell me more.
What else do you have?
No, no.
I spent a lot of time at a goldfish shop.
I didn't know I had a bad luck.
That's you.
Well, well, well.
Is it really my fault?
Yes, it is.
There were some parts that were really good, but...
There were also some parts that were a little weird.
Please wait for the results.
Who are you talking to?
Huh?
What?
Hey!
Hey, hurry up!
Wait, wait, wait!
What?
What is this T-shirt for?
Victory!
Isn't it the T-shirt with the highest order?
What's wrong?
I want you to hurry up!
Yes!
Hurry up with the punishment game!
Punishment?
Punishment? What punishment?
What's the punishment?
What do you want?
We did it too!
No!
But there is a theory that if you win last week's fishing, you will become famous.
Is that possible?
There was a theory.
Who said that?
Suga-chan and everyone said it.
Say it! Say it!
There was a theory, right, Ema-chan?
What?
There is a theory that you will become famous.
Suga-san said it?
No way!
Okay, let's do it!
Let's do it!
What are we going to do?
We had a hard time.
That's right.
Mentally and physically.
We played tag for 24 hours.
Playing tag is for kids!
Even adults play it for kids.
No, no, it's not that bad.
We played tag and a scary tag came out!
That's right!
Of course it's the same!
If you do something like that...
You guys lost to me.
Of course, that punishment game was tough.
But you lost because you ran, right?
Yes.
Then why did I lose?
You said you were a swimmer.
No, I lost because I swam.
What is that?
No, no, no!
Why did you lose?
We are two-legged human beings!
No, no, no!
Why did you lose?
Two-legged human beings!
Why did you lose?
Two-legged human beings!
It doesn't matter why you lost!
Listen to me! Listen to me!
If two-legged human beings lose by running, it's a shame.
If you lost, you lost!
You do that sometimes, don't you?
What?
I said...
That's cute.
That's cute, isn't it?
That's why...
I can't agree with you doing the same thing over and over again.
So, you know, that thing we were talking about before...
You did it, didn't you, Yamcha?
At school for 24 hours...
At school...
At school late at night...
That thing...
No...
Give me a break, will you?
It's not that bad.
Why is that?!
There's a reason for you to have been expelled.
That's...
No, no, no!
Yamcha, you did it!
If you're a nice person, you wouldn't have been expelled!
You were expelled because you said something wrong!
No, no, no!
I was expelled because I didn't like people very much.
That's not true!
It's okay!
It's not a punishment!
Let's do it like that!
Right?!
Let's do it like that!
No, no, wait!
Expelled is a little...
No, no, it's not like that!
Hamada-san, stop it!
Hey, stop it!
It's not Hamada-san's thing!
No, whose thing are you talking about?
It's Hama-chan's thing!
This is Hama-chan's thing!
No, no, that's right!
Right?
24 hours!
That's why you can take Fujiwara with you.
Yes, yes, yes, you two...
Fujiwara...
If you take Fujiwara with you, you'll be safe.
Safe?!
What's going on?
Who decided that?
Us, us.
No, no, no, what are you doing?
Why did you decide it on your own?
We won the game!
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
For example, if five of you went to the family restaurant and went to the bathroom, you wouldn't like it if we decided the order on our own, would you?
You wouldn't like it if we decided the order on our own, would you?
You wouldn't like it, would you?
Do you know of such a thing?!
You wouldn't like it, would you?
We decided it on our own last time, didn't we?
That's right!
No, no, that's because I won.
That's why we lost!
We lost because we didn't decide it on our own!
If we decided it on our own and played a completely different punishment game, you wouldn't like it!
That's right.
How about you, Kaku?
Well, it would be difficult for me with my schedule.
I would have to play a Thai character.
What's that?
You're playing a Thai character?!
I'm playing a Dengue.
You're playing a Dengue?
I'm playing a Dengue.
Was it really that Thai?
No, I want to do it.
I don't want to do it, but it's for the show.
No, it's not for the show! We lost!
You don't want to do it?
No.
Hmm...
To be honest, I have feelings for this show.
I haven't done anything like this in a long time.
After "Hey, Hey, Deluxe", I like this show.
Isn't it the third show?
When did you think of that?
I know, I know. What are you doing?
You're making fun of me.