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Good morning!
I asked you to come today to do the seven changes of "Gaki no tsukai" from our show "Meibutsu kikaku"
Ah! Seven changes!
Yes, we asked you to do it
"Gaki no tsukai" "Meibutsu kikaku" "Seven changes" started with Matsumoto Hitoshi
Until now, when the thirteen famous actors fought their own wars, they changed it into "Seven laughs"
Seven dramas
And this time, this man got "Seven laughs"
In the first episode of "Gaki no tsukai", will it be Kichi or Kyo?
Yamashita Shigenori's seven changes!
It's been a year since we did it last time
Yes, when we said "Yamashita Shigenori's seven changes"
It's like when you say it to CX
It's like that, right?
This is bad! The atmosphere is bad!
Is it?
Usually, when we say "seven changes", people say "please change it to "senrensatsu"
But no one says it
Everyone is still "mansatsu"
I'm just "kosen ni oshoushou"
That level of "kosen ni oshoushou"
I'll read it
Yamashita Shigenori!
This is Yamashita-kun
Yamashita Shigenori, 32 years old
In 1991, he formed "Jyarizumu" and joined Yoshimoto
In order to make a sharp statement, he won silver prize for "seven laughs" and rookie prize for "seven dramas" and went to Tokyo
He steadily increased his regular program and in 1998, Yamashita's selfishness suddenly disbanded
As a pin entertainer, Yamashita-kun is restarting his entertainment life
The more you work hard, the more you'll get hurt
I think you'll get really mad during the show
Miyasako is 1st place
I'm excited!
Really?!
He earned 44,000 yen
And Miyasako, who thinks of making money
I don't like this!
Where should we aim?
At least Miyasako-san
You want to win against Miyasako-san, don't you?
Ah, is that so?
Don't hold it!
It's really scary!
I don't know!
I know what kind of love amateurs like
I know!
I'm not addicted!
Types like you and Ritton are really strong!
It's been a while!
Do you want to look at it?
It says "Suga-chan's Harley Dive"
Why don't you take one by one?
You're riding a Harley, right?
How much did you spend on it?
1,500,000 yen
You spent 1,500,000 yen on a motorcycle
That's amazing
That's what it means
This is also a underwater makeup that came to this place
I want to quit swimming
My baldness is really fixed
Underwater...
You're talking about your baldness!
No one will think you're floating in water!
How is it?
There's something, right?
Ah...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being late.
Ah, I see. Memorandum.
I see.
I understand.
I see. I see.
I'm sorry.
What are you going to do?
I don't need that box.
Eh?
Richard still has six of them.
Is that so?
Maybe I should steal one.
I see.
Ah, thank you for the meal.
Thank you for the meal.
This place is a little... cold.
It's kind of...
I wonder if it's okay...
to break cups and stuff like that...
Brother! Um...
I heard you moved to a nice place, right?
Yeah.
Can I play with you?
Sure.
Can I?
Yeah.
Can I... really... go home... once?
Yeah, sure.
Can I?
Yeah, sure.
Thank you.
He ran away.
Endo, do you have anything in stock?
Um...
Zero.
Yes, yes.
Um... I'd like to see it.
Understood.
Yes.
Um... I'll try it.
Mmm...
I'm sorry, but this is just a level.
Even if it's just a little laugh, would you allow me to say that you laughed, Mr. Yamasaki?
What?!
You laughed a little, didn't you?
Why did you laugh?
Well, you know...
The knob on the door was quite slippery.
I know, I know.
That was funny.
Slippery, slippery...
Even here, you know...
I want to move a little, but...
My grandfather was so great that he could move freely.
That was a little funny.
But, Mr. Yamasaki...
Mr. Yamasaki, then...
Yes?
What number did you say?
Yes...
1,000 yen.
I tried to say it for a little longer, but...
1,000 yen...
A little more, a little more...
I can't do it anymore...
To be honest, I can't do this in Chichige.
I have to stand up.
It's scary to pull it out myself.
I'll ask Kame-chan for help.
Ouch!
Did it come off?
It came off, it came off!
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness, teacher!
[Laughter]
You said you were a comedian, but you didn't explain it at first.
[Laughter]
That's right.
[Laughter]
Why do you do this?
[Laughter]
I was a little surprised.
[Laughter]
[Inhales and exhales]
Award winner, Shigenori Yamashita!
You worked hard and impressed us with your appearance!
Congratulations!
Thank you.
That's all!
I didn't need it anymore.
Why do you keep laughing at your dad's jokes?
What did you say at the end?
I can't do it. I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
What are you doing?
I can't do it.
I know.
I can't do it.
Everyone, run away.
He's funny.
What did you say?
I said "go out with me."
You're laughing for the second time.
It has nothing to do with you.
You look at me like that.
No, I don't think so.
I think you're stupid.
So, 11,000 yen.
11,000 yen!
Thank you.
You're in 9th place.
9th place?
You're in 9th place.
By the way, you look like an amateur.
You're in 10th place!
You're in...
10th place!
Thank you.
Hey, you know what?
I was listening to you for a while and I thought, "Oh, I see."
There is a movement to stop calling themselves "crazy people."
What do you mean?
"Crazy people" is a cool name, isn't it?
That's why I want to be "crazy people" too.
I see.
There is a movement to stop calling themselves "crazy people."
Instead of calling themselves "crazy people,"
we should call ourselves "crazy people."
No matter what people say about you,
you don't think you are "crazy people," do you?
No, I don't.
You don't think you are "crazy people," do you?
No, I don't.
I saw on the news that "crazy people" are crazy and cool.
But when I heard that "crazy people" are "crazy people,"
I thought, "That's not cool at all!"
"What? I'm "crazy people" now?"
I'm sorry, but I'm quitting tomorrow!
No, you're not.
But it's a nuisance.
That's right.
They say "crazy people" are not a nuisance,
but when they are tired and sleeping,
and you call them "crazy people,"
don't you say "noisy people"?!
It's definitely a violation!
Yes, it is.
So you don't know what "noisy people" are?!
No, I don't.
So you want to quit?!
Everyone thinks so.
When I say something good like this,
the audience's reaction is like this.
Do you think so?!
Even if you don't say it, I think you do.
Yes, you're right.
So you shouldn't change the news too much.
That's right.
I don't know much about news,
but sometimes there are adventurers like Yukiyama.
Yes.
Didn't someone do that recently?
It's gone.
It's gone, right?
What did you do?
What?
What did you do?
Yukiyama...
Did you go?
Of course I did.
No way!
You went there on your own and said "it's cold!"
You were treated like a huge challenger.
And two days later, the next day, there was an old man who looked like an iron man.
This old man was arrested!
Why?! As a challenger, it's the same!
It's just the difference of "this" and "this"!
It's like you and I gave a round of applause!
You're being handcuffed!
I can't take it off!
Isn't it strange?
But isn't it the law that you can't just ride whatever you like?
Why can't I just ride whatever I like?
Doesn't that mean I'm not my own?
Shouldn't you ride whatever you're not your own?
Shouldn't you ride as long as you can?
What do you mean?
Shouldn't you ride overnight?
If you say that, I can't do anything!
Isn't it the law that you can't just do whatever you like?
There are a lot of weird old men out there.
Like Spider-Man.
There are a lot of weird old men out there.
Yeah, old men that climb up and get handcuffed.
They're exhausted.
They can't do anything like Spider-Man.
They're so weak.
They can't do anything.
Isn't that amazing?
No one's ever climbed up that high.
But isn't it strange?
Why can't I just climb up?
But it's like that.
Why can't I just climb up?
But it's like that.
Everyone's exhausted!
Even Everest!
Everyone's exhausted!
Where's the guy who cleans up?
He's always at Everest.
What's with you?
Hey! Stop it!
No one does that!
Hey! Stop it!
They're doing Project X.
It's like that document they do at NHK.
They're always crying.
But if you do that old man who always climbed up to the top, you'll cry.
In the end, it's up to you how you treat him.
Old man who always climbed up...
If you treat him properly, will he cry?
Of course he'll cry!
He was naked in the beginning.
No, it has nothing to do with being naked or crying.
You're just making it up.
Stop it.
It was exactly like...
It was exactly like this moment.
What?
The feelings between you and me...
What is a retreat?
What is "brunch"?
What?!
Brunch...
You don't know that?!
Can you tell me what "brunch" is?
Well, to put it simply, it's like "joy."
Brunch, brunch...
Isn't brunch number one in defense?
Well, that's how it is.
That's where it comes from.
You're a joy-seeker.
All right, all right!
Where is brunch located?
You know the circle in the middle of soccer?
Yes, yes.
It's around there.
That's usually brunch.
Yes.
If you do well there, it's brunch!
What does "flat three" mean?
It's too late for you to know.
But I don't know.
Why don't you just translate it into English?
Yes, yes.
Right?
"Flat" means "what is it?"
Yes.
"Flat" means "as it is."
Yes.
"As it is," what do you do?
You'll be forgiven three times.
What do you do?
So, it was 45 minutes, right?
Yes.
During those 45 minutes, you'll be forgiven three "flat" times.
"Flat" times?
You know, when you take off your shoes and go "flat" around.
No, no, no.
No, you can't do that.
You'll be forgiven three "flat" times.
But you'll be told you can't do that.
You'll be told you can't do that.
You will?
You will.
So you'll stop doing it?
Yes, of course.
(Laughs)
You're doing it right now, aren't you?
"Flat" three?
Yes.
I'm doing it.
In Italy, it's "maio maio" "flat" three.
(Laughs)
"Sake on na" "flat" three.
(Laughs)
I see, I see.
That's why you're doing it now.
Um...
Let's not stick to one ball.
(Laughs)
"Katakurushii" in one ball.
"Katakurushii" (Laughs)
So I add two more in a ball. (Laughs)
Like "Which one is the real one?" in three. (Laughs)
I put it in and it came out! (Laughs)
It has appeared many times in ancient mythology.
Next question is for Mr. Matsumoto, who repaints the color of the temple.
I do not know. (Laughs)
What does "kentaurus" smell like? (Laughs)
What kind of question is that? (Laughs)
No, I do not know.
Even if you see it normally, it smells like a beast, does not it?
That's right. It is a human and animal half.
So what does it smell like?
Oh, I've been with "kentaurus" in the elevator once. (Laughs)
It was a very narrow and old elevator.
"kentaurus" went up to the eighth floor and I was on the ninth floor.
I was with "kentaurus" for a long time, so I felt a lot of smell.
I see. What kind of smell is it?
That's right. The easiest way to understand the smell is...
It is the smell of the air conditioner installed for the first time this year. (Laughs)
(Laughs)
Well, I don't think it smells that bad.
But you know...
He's got a lot of breath, doesn't he?
Kentaro has a lot of breath.
Up and down.
(Laughs)
Do you know, Kentaro?
Half, half...
(Laughs)
That's right.
The old man has thousands of them.
You said "half" first!
(Laughs)
Why did you say "half" now?
The old man...
No, no, no!
When the old man is breathing...
"Animal, low, pain...
Half, half...
(Laughs)
But the breath between animals and humans is different.
Sometimes they meet.
(Laughs)
Or...
When you're driving...
The car on this side and the car on the other...
The car on the other side...
(Laughs)
So...
To say whether it stinks or not...
The bottom one stinks.
It smells like poop.
To be clear.
(Laughs)
The bottom one...
(Laughs)
Ah...
(Laughs)
I made a terrible mistake.
(Laughs)
(Applause)
What are you talking about?
I'm a man like this in Shimura Prefecture. (Laughs)
What are you talking about?
I've been in a good mood for a while now, but my face is swollen like this. (Laughs)
It's not a face, it's a different memory.
To be frank, this animal smells like poop.
Does it smell like poop?
It smells like poop.
Oh, really?
Yes, but this one smells like "tactics". (Laughs)
It's like "pa-pa-an"! (Laughs)
It's nostalgic. (Laughs)
"Tactics"? (Laughs)
It's like "tactics". (Laughs)