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Today's guests are extraordinary.
Extraordinarily energetic.
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I'm glad. I'm really glad.
However, only guests are exceptionally energetic.
That's not true.
It's fine.
That's not true.
I'm not that energetic.
That's not true.
I'm a little tired.
Ah, you're tired.
That's why I thought I'd talk for four hours today.
What does it say?!
"Sherry"?
You're "Sherry" from now on!
Nice to meet you, "Sherry"!
Um...
The other day, I was just walking around and saw...
...some kind of handwritten "horoyoi set" at a bar.
How much was it again?
About 1,200 yen for a "horoyoi set".
With a bottle of beer.
Not bad.
And four "oden" bottles.
It said...
Leave the stuff to the owner of the bar.
When I saw that...
...it was really depressing.
Why?
I don't know.
Why is that?!
Isn't it a little old-fashioned?
That's not true!
It's very old-fashioned!
Really?
We're filming a drama right now...
...and we don't say "this is a bad restaurant"...
...but we don't have any bad dramas.
I love "horoyoi set"!
That's the worst!
What's that?
Huh?
It says "rice variety".
"A", "rice variety".
Is that a single meal?
Or is it a yakisoba set?
Where's the "rice variety"?!
Your English is a little off.
It's off!
In that sense...
...what you just said is very old-fashioned.
No, it's not like that.
If you don't say it...
...I'll end up like a bad person.
Is that enough?
Isn't it depressing...
...for a salaryman...
...who worked hard all his life...
...to eat a set like that?
Isn't it depressing?!
But it's fine!
With all that food and even beer...
...what set is it?
"Horoyoi" set.
It's fine?!
I thought it was depressing...
...so I thought I'd at least order four oden.
But...
There are a lot of them.
And konjac...
Maybe there are three kinds of konjac.
That's impossible!
No, you don't know!
No, that's impossible!
And maybe konjac!
No, you don't know!
That's impossible!
It's almost non-calorie, non-calorie!
You're kidding me!
Non-calorie is fine!
It was really rude!
I know, right?
I'm sorry, but I don't like it!
I didn't like it when people said "do you have money?"
No, no, it's fine like that.
Is that so?
It's fine like that.
I didn't want to talk about this at all.
You know Clamorce, right?
The writer Clamorce.
He was riding in a car and a couple of foreigners were fighting over there.
A man and a woman.
"They're amazing," they said.
And the man was like, "What?!"
And he was like, "Ugh!"
And when he was like, "Ugh!"
He hit the hood of Clamorce's car that was parked there!
What should I do?!
(Laughs)
That's kind of scary!
It's scary, right?!
It's scary, but...
What?!
(Laughs)
Why?!
But you couldn't do anything, right?
That's right.
It can't be helped.
(Laughs)
It can't be helped, right?
It can't be helped.
I've had it before, but I was riding in a car and a car in front of me did this.
Um, um, well, this is it.
I was like, "Whoa!" and I didn't care, right?
And I was like, "Whoa!" and I didn't care, right?
When I was dashing towards the car and it hit me, my mirror went like, "bling"!
(Laughs)
Your teeth hit you?!
My teeth hit me and went "bling" and then it became "whoa" and "bling"!
(Laughs)
What?! Me?! Me?!
That's not it.
And then it went crazy over there!
I wish it came over here!
What do you think?!
And then it went crazy over there!
Even if it's a payment, it's still a lot of money
Yeah, that's a bad man
Mr. Katsumoto
Yes
How much is a glasses monkey's glasses copper?
That depends on where you put it
It definitely depends on where you put it
Whether you put it in a zoo or something
In a zoo, right?
Yes
Well, yes
Well, I was just told I was a professor of animals
I don't think you were told that
No, I was told I was a professor of animals
Is that so?
Yes
Then answer me this
What?
How much is a glasses monkey's glasses copper?
Have you ever seen a glasses monkey?
No, I have
But it's not like I'm wearing glasses
What do you mean?
But it's not like I'm wearing glasses
Then what do you think it is?
It looks like it, doesn't it?
It looks like I'm wearing glasses, doesn't it?
Why?
You don't have glasses on, do you?
No, no, no.
I've never seen you like this.
No, no, no.
Hey, you're stupid.
What?
You're stupid.
What do you mean?
The glasses monkey in the beginning did like this.
"Did like" what do you mean?
Did like this.
You know, a giraffe doesn't have long neck from the beginning.
That's right.
At the same time, the glasses monkey in the beginning did like this.
You know, it's evolving little by little.
It's getting boring.
You know, it's getting boring.
It's becoming like a sport.
It's becoming natural, isn't it?
Or it's becoming like this now.
You know, it's evolving like that.
You know, it's becoming like that.
Why do you call it "glasses monkey" now?
What do you mean?
You're not wearing glasses now, right?
I'm asking you if you're wearing glasses.
You're the old type, right?
You were wearing glasses like this.
You used to wear like this.
You're wearing perfectly now.
Perfectly doesn't mean you're not wearing glasses.
Ouch!
Touch it. Touch the glasses monkey.
What an amazing lens.
I can tell you're wearing lenses.
I can tell you're wearing lenses even if you don't touch it.
Glasses monkey, right?
Even if you look at it at night, you can't tell the difference.
There's no way you can look at it at night.
If you go to the zoo, you won't have time.
You have to look at the glasses from the front.
Because it's a flat lens.
So when you do this, it glitters.
I didn't put it on!
It glitters!
Of course, every user is different from those glasses monkeys.
Well, of course.
Of course.
If you put it on!
No, you don't have to know.
I put it on.
I didn't put it on.
Where did you see it, glasses monkey?
No, that's a lie.
There's something like a headband.
If you go to the zoo, you'll see it, glasses monkey.
A headband is an "a".
Why do you say that?
No, even if you go to the zoo, you'll see it, glasses monkey.
If you go to the zoo, you'll see it, glasses monkey.
That's a lie.
What do you mean by "lie"?
Don't think that lions in zoos are lions.
No, they're lions, so lions.
No, lions in cages like that don't have the guts to eat prey now.
It doesn't matter if they don't have the guts.
Lions are lions.
So, since glasses monkeys are in zoos, I take them off.
But I wear glasses monkeys in the jungle.
I don't know what you mean by "take them off".
Why?
I haven't worn them since I was born.
Glasses monkey.
If I wear them in a zoo, I'm a lion.
Glasses monkey is glasses monkey.
Where did you get them?
My mom...
Your mom?!
Your mom is a monkey, too!
Your mom is a monkey, too.
Your mom is a monkey, too! Where did you get them?
She brought them for me.
She brought them for you?!
She brought them for you from humans!
She brought them for you from humans?!
That's right!
She said, "That's it, you know?"
That's it, you know?
My mom said, "Go get them, and you'll fit in."
At first, I didn't like it.
That's a forcibly made glasses monkey!
It's like a glasses monkey!
It's all forced!
She said, "Go get them, and you'll fit in."
That's right!
But at first I didn't like it,
but it became mature.
Understood.
Matsumoto-san, in the middle of your fight with Everest, you had a fight with a snowman.
How did you settle it?
This is a great question.
I want to know.
No, I want to know.
How many percent do you want to know?
Tell me in numbers.
You want to know, don't you?
No, I want to know.
How many percent do you want to know about the snowman?
Fifty percent.
Fifty percent. Ah, that's why it was like that.
How many percent do you want to know this time?
One hundred.
But on the contrary, I don't talk much with people who want to know that much.
Why didn't you tell me?
You made me expect too much.
Ah, I see.
It's not like that.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Um, that was tough, wasn't it?
First of all...
Well, it's fine.
You didn't say anything during your appearance.
Well, it's fine. It doesn't matter.
It's good that you covered it up in the middle of your appearance.
Before we get started...
The first thing I want to ask you is...
What kind of snowman is it?
I want you to tell me what it looks like.
Um...
Everyone misunderstands what a snowman is.
Um...
Actually...
It's about this big.
Huh...
Well, according to our image, it looks like a big guy.
You think it's big, don't you?
But you know what?
Because there's only snow around it, it looks big.
It doesn't have a target.
Ah, I see, I see.
You've never seen a snowman with a cigarette, have you?
If you had a cigarette, it would look like this.
A cigarette.
A cigarette?!
Because it's a pure white world...
Somehow, it looks like it's big.
So...
How old are you?
I'm about this old.
What do you look like? Even if you are small.
What do you look like?
If you draw it in a picture, you can't tell.
You can't tell, but you have long hair and a short belly.
You have an image of someone who is cold.
You have more of the same face.
You have more of the same face. You have a round face.
What? I'm small and cute?
You have a round face. Amazing.
Really?
I was climbing up the Everest.
Elevator?
When I climbed up Everest,
back in the day, people used to say "konnichiwa" (hello)
Climbers.
Isn't that Everest?
Isn't it Mt. Fuji or something like that?
No, Everest...
Back in the day, there were hikers.
They would say "domo konnichiwa" (hello)
With that feeling, I was climbing up Everest.
I just had to say "elevator"
Right?
I saw a kid coming up.
I said "domo, it's me" and he kicked me.
"Ow!" I said.
"Did you kick me?" I said.
He was a snowman.
Why did you do that?
I don't know why he's a snowman.
You thought he was just a kid, didn't you?
What?
You thought he was just a kid, didn't you?
That's why he's a snowman.
Oh, I see.
It was amazing.
Was it foggy?
It was foggy.
Really.
This was scary.
I've never heard of this story...
But it's only this much, right?
Even if you're a professional climber, you can still win, right?
Why?
Because you have a cute face, right?
Me?
I have a really bad personality...
and I kick a lot of poop.
I don't look at anything else...
I only look at poop.
I kick it hard.
If you only kick poop...
you can do anything with poop.
But I only kick poop.
I'm scared of this kind of thing.
You're too young! You're crazy!
No, you're crazy!
You kick it and you stop it with your hands or legs...
No, no, it's not like that.
I'm used to kicking it.
Even if I kick it...
I kick it off and it comes back.
This is really scary.
You've kicked poop before, right?
Yes, I have.
How did you deal with it?
You kicked it many times!
I guess you could say that.
How did you deal with it?
I guess you could say that.
Even though you don't have a girlfriend?
Even though I don't have one.
Then you should have stopped it right away.
Your judgment is amazing.
Well, it's fast.
I understood where you came from.
The question is how you came to a conclusion.
It's a matter of interest.
Of course it is.
It's the first time I've heard of where you came from.
Yes, yes, yes.
I want you to tell me how you came to a conclusion.
Yes, yes, yes.
You know, kappa and...
Huh?
You know, kappa and...
You know, kappa and... you know, you can't fight kappa in water.
Well, you know...
Right?
Because you're used to it.
I'm used to it.
I can even control snow.
Of course you can.
I can even control snow.
Of course you can.
That little one.
Yes, yes, yes.
I can't win even if I fight there.
I can't even fight in my own field.
I see.
Before I say anything else, I'm going to tell Rick first.
By the way...
You've already won, haven't you?
You've been nervous all this time, haven't you?
You grabbed me and put me in there, haven't you?
It's already over!
But you took me out of my pocket and put me in there.
That's amazing!
And you're going to get kicked for that, too!
That's fine.
I don't know why that little one is running to me.
I took you to a warm place and you can't do anything anymore.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
I'm sleepy. I'm very sleepy.
I'm very sleepy. I'm dead.
I often see a plate with "children are riding" on the rear window of a car.
What does it mean? I always think "that's why", but please tell me.
I would like to ask you. What does it mean?
- Children are riding. - Children are riding.
So?
What does it mean?
- Children are riding. - Children are riding.
So? Is it "that's why"?
If children are driving, I get it.
Be careful.
- Be careful. - I get it.
If children are driving, that's not right.
If you say "children are riding", does it mean "don't make a horn"?
- Maybe it's like that. - Why should we make a horn?
I don't know!
It doesn't mean you can't run too fast.
So you don't have to be so angry in the back.
You don't have to...
You don't have to be this sloppy.
I really hate people who say things like "it's okay because it's a kid's opinion" and "it's okay because it's a kid's thing".
It doesn't matter!
I see.
You can't treat kids like adults.
Maybe you're right, but...
A while ago, Miyasa had a baby.
Yes, yes, yes.
She was born.
She said, "Please come and see me."
It's only been a few months, and she's always like this.
Everyone came, even Miyasa's juniors.
"Wow, you're so cute," they said.
What did I do? I wasn't cute at all!
Here, this is tobacco jam.
"What are you doing?!" I said.
Please smoke on the veranda.
She had a wife.
What kind of image do you have?!
You're not supposed to do things like this!
Why would I smoke on the veranda for Miyasa's kids?!
That was a long-standing image.
Well, well, since you're here, I'll see you.
But there's nothing you can say about it.
Everyone says, "You look like someone."
But that's all a lie!
You don't look like me at all!
I don't know if you've grown up a little more, but you don't look like me at all!
Well, we know that.
Miyasa and I know each other pretty well, so we don't know much about each other.
But when I saw you, I didn't have anything to praise you for.
Here, this is chickpea jam.
It's blue, but it's yellow.
It's cute, and it's yellow.
Miyamoto said, "Well, it's a chicken applegate."
"Oh, I see. Your wife must be laughing at you," I thought and looked at her and she was like this.
That can't be.
My image will be ruined.
Where are you looking at?
I don't know. Ask your wife.
Matsumoto and Hamada, who can't miss talking about the history of applegates in the 12th year, will face off and punish each other.
And this year, with the new century approaching, a new history will be carved out.
Matsumoto vs. Hamada team, 50-meter competition.
Hamada team won this competition.
Matsumoto and Muzan also lost.
So, it's been 7 years since Disney decided to do a punishment game.
The other day, the Hamada team had a punishment game discussion.
Last time we did it, it was really bad.
Too bad.
It was worse than a punishment game.
It was worse than a punishment game, wasn't it?
That's right, last time.
Physically and physically, I was beaten up.
But it was just normal.
I couldn't work for 2 or 3 hours.
That's right.
In the punishment game market, 24-hour tag-team game with high risk of disaster.
The four people locked up in a secret gym were attacked mercilessly by clowns.
It was worse than a punishment game.
Since the beginning of my life, I've never experienced the worst humiliation.
I want you to do it about 20 times by yourself.
24 hours of tag game by yourself!
You'll just get caught.
You'll definitely get caught.
You'll definitely get your target.
You won't get caught.
You'll just get caught.
You won't get caught.
I can do skydiving and...
Fujiyama-yu, right?
I'll definitely do it, but I won't get caught.
That's 24 hours of Fujiyama-yu, right?
24 hours of Fujiyama-yu or 24 hours of skydiving...
24 hours of skydiving!
If you can get off, you can ride it.
Our intention is to do something in 24 hours.
That would be really fun.
I think you can go higher.
Really?
It was originally 48 hours.
It was that hard?
It was hard.
I can say that, but...
You know, back in the day...
In the bus game...
In the broken elementary school...
It wasn't broken, was it?
The abandoned school.
They were doing it.
It was tough, wasn't it?
It was tough.
It was scary.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
If it's 24 hours, you can come in the afternoon
Oh, I see
It's not fear
Oh, that's right!
In the dark, it's fear
And when it's bright, it's endurance
Oh, I see!
And playing tag
Oh, that's good!
That's really good!
Two, two!
Two in one!
Oh, that's good!
That's really good!
At night, it's fear
And in the morning, when it's bright, it's endurance
And when it's bright, it's playing tag
Oh, I see!
That's good!
Well, we're late in that way
Well, that's good!
That's good!
Well, I'm looking at you
Yes!
It looks like you're looking forward to it
Yes!
I'm looking forward to it a lot
And I'm going to proceed with the punishment game that answers it
Yes!