AISubs v3.5
Ah, I'm tired.
You said it was cold last week, but it's hot again today!
It's cold today!
It's hot, Kakunin!
Eh, you're kidding!
I'm working hard.
Really?!
Yeah.
I'm serious...
Oh!
Not again!
Not again, you idiot!
Yay!
Oh!
Who?!
No, no, no...
Thank you, thank you.
Wow!
Okay, go!
Oh?
Oh!
Congratulations!
Hurry up and give it to me!
Why are you dressed like that?
What's with you?
Hamada-san!
Yes?
Um...
Hamada-san?
I heard it's your birthday today, so I brought you a present.
No, I don't want it.
Please accept it!
No, it's fine.
Just accept it!
No, it's fine.
I've never received anything like this before, so I don't want it.
It's Valentine's Day, isn't it?
On this year's Valentine's Day, Hamada-san confessed his passionate feelings and sent off a great envoy, Oshima Mori-san!
In the end, he lost the battle, but this time around, Oshima-san's love for Hamada-san will explode!
In the end, Oshima-san's love for Hamada-san will explode!
- Please accept this. - No, it's fine.
- Oshima-san brought it for you! - Well, maybe, but...
- Well, you said it yourself! - It's your birthday!
- I'm a newcomer! - Shut up, you self-righteous entertainer!
- Shut up! - Shut up, you guys!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey! - Hey, hey!
- Stop it!
- It's Hamada-san's birthday! - Stop it!
- Hey, hey! - Hey, hey!
- What's up with you?! - It's messed up!
- Hey, hey! - Hey, hey!
- Hey, cut it off! - Let's eat, everyone!
- Let's eat! - Let's eat!
- Please accept this! - No, it's fine.
- It's really... - Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey! - We're fine with it, sorry!
Let's eat, let's eat.
Is it good?
It looks good.
How do I say it...
The type of woman has changed.
That's right, that's right.
Normally, everyone wouldn't be able to eat it.
If someone like you came.
What are you saying?
Is it good?
"Is it good?" he said.
After eating it...
Even if you put it in your nose, it doesn't hurt.
I like that kind of woman.
Really? But there's no such woman.
What's wrong?
There's a kuwagata!
It's attached! You can do it for sure!
There really is one.
It's a kuwagata!
Really?
Wow! Amazing!
You can do it for sure!
Go, go, go!
Hamada-san!
Yes?
Look at me for a second.
What's that?
She's crying! She's crying! She's crying!
She's crying! She's crying!
What are you doing? Are you stupid? Get out of here!
Get out of here!
What's going on?
You're not talking to me!
What's going on?
Why did you do that?
I've been to a love hotel and I know nothing about women.
You know nothing about women.
What's going on?
I like fat women.
You can't eat fat women.
I'm fine.
I like fatter women.
They have balloons in their belly.
I've heard of a love affair.
But that's not true.
Even if it's true, you don't have any balloons.
It's an old story.
- What's wrong? - In a place like this...
- Huh? Huh? - Brother balloon!
You're lying!
I can definitely do it!
You're pretty low up there.
Let's do it! Let's do it!
- Brother balloon... - This is bad! This is bad!
Brother balloon...
- Let's go. - Hey, everyone, come on, let's eat the cake!
I'm going to get it right now!
- I think you can do it. - I can do it!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Um... - Mr. Kamada! - Yes.
Just go somewhere and get some rest!
- Where you going? - Wait a minute!
- Whoa! - Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- Ah! Wait a minute! - Over there! Over there!
- Over there! - Over there!
- Wait! - Whoa!
What's going on?
- Please go out with me. - Yes, let's do it.
- Huh? - Huh? - Huh? - Why?
- We're talking about something else. - Why? - What are you talking about?
- Huh? - Why? - Why did you say no?
- Because you said it after I was born. - That's right.
- That's right, you said it at the right time. - You said it when you were born.
- You said it when you were born! - I didn't say it.
- You said it after you were born. - After you were born.
- Nonki! - Ah, yes! I remember now!
- What is it? - Hama loves gay men.
- I love gay men. - Ah, yes, I know. - It's easy.
- Even if you say gay men, I don't know, maybe a gay man?
- That's good. - Right? - I think he loves them.
- You love gay men, don't you, Kanada-san? - That's right, I said it when I was alone.
- I like girls like them, girls who make you go "gah, gah, gah", I like them.
- You prefer girls who are closer to your face. - Is that true? - That's what I heard.
- Ah! - Huh? - What's this? - Carbohydrate! Carbohydrate!
- Huh? - You can get this! It's floating, Oshima!
I want to go lower than you.
You too.
I can definitely get a rip with this.
You have everything you want.
Go, go, go.
Okay.
This is your chance.
You can do it.
It's right in front of you.
What are you doing?
You'll get in trouble.
What are you doing?
It's not coming out well.
You're the one who wants to change it.
That's not what we're talking about.
It's not what you like.
It's not, is it?
We're going to change the drama's logic.
I'm going home.
You're not going home today, are you?
It's not like that.
What's wrong?
Wait a minute.
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
A popular drama "Tomorrow's Star" is about to shoot.
The main character, Hamada, has a very busy schedule.
He's showing a serious expression that's a little different from comedy.
In such a crowded shooting site, Mori Sanchu, a Thai broadcast specialist, sneaks in.
Isn't it time for the show?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, there he is.
There he is.
Isn't it time for the show?
It's time for the show.
You shouldn't do it.
But it's better for you to say it.
I can't help it.
Hey.
What?
I started eating hot Doria.
What is this?
By the way, Hamada-san.
You like girls who eat hot Doria.
And you like girls who eat it with bare hands.
Have you heard of it?
I have.
Really?
What do you mean?
You like girls who eat hot Doria with bare hands.
I like hot girls.
Hot girls.
You are lucky.
You can do it.
Do it.
The show is about to start.
It's okay.
You can do it.
What are you going to do?
Are you going to do it?
Wait a minute.
This is not good.
The show is about to start.
This is not good.
The show is about to start.
He is stupid.
The show is about to start.
Please don't say that.
I'm doing this for my future.
I can't drink it under these conditions.
Please don't say that.
I know it's not good, but please don't say that.
Please don't say that.
Cut!
It's okay.
You can do it.
It's hot.
What are you doing?
Please go out with me.
Go home.
Don't you know what you're doing?
Get out of my way. Go home!
Hey, leave me alone.
Go home!
Please take it.
Go home!
Get out of my way! Go home!
Matsumoto!
What's wrong with you?
This scene is different!
What's wrong with you?
Get out of my way!
Cut! OK!
It's over, isn't it?
It's over.
He's leaving.
What should we do?
He's leaving.
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's chase him! Let's chase him!
What a vitality!
You're doing it, aren't you?
Let's do it.
This is bad.
You're a drama queen.
You're going to a place where you work.
There she is.
She's a little nervous.
By the way,
I've heard that Hamada-san likes girls with bulging eyes like foxes.
It was written in Mansoury Yoshimoto.
I think he chose it.
I don't know,
but I wore stockings and parachutes and was blown away by the wind.
It was like that.
If it was like that, it wouldn't have happened.
Even if you say that,
there's no way there's a huge fan.
That's true, but...
A huge fan!
I'm stuck!
Hey!
I can do it!
I'll be back in a minute!
Stop it! Stop it!
You're amazing!
Are you okay?
I don't know anymore!
It's really starting!
Is it okay for me to be around here?
It's really starting!
I'm sure there's more. Look for it!
Look for it all!
There's got to be more!
Excuse me.
Who left this here?
Please go with me.
Get out of my way!
I'm telling you to go home!
Please take it!
It's none of your business!
Go home!
If you say it like that, I won't say it.
That's not what we're talking about!
What are you going to do?
Isn't it better for you to give up?
Are you done?
Isn't it better for you to give up?
I won't give up!
This love is impossible!
It's not impossible!
Mr. Hanada has moved!
I'm busy!
Stop it!
Take it!
No!
Are you a stalker?
I can't give up!
I got it!
You're such a fool!
Take it!
I'm telling you, he's not your type!
He's an "s" type.
He's the type of guy who bullies girls.
That's right.
I like him.
Is it okay for you?
What?
Can you attack him with water?
Yes.
What are you going to do?
I'm not okay with that.
You can't do that?
I can do it!
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
But if you're going to do it like that...
For example, you know rats?
Rats will eat you with water.
Don't do that!
Don't talk about such things!
It's not possible! There's no water and no rats!
That's right!
That's why I'm telling you!
Rats!
You have a hat!
You have a lot of it! Even a water purifier!
Huh?
Hey, hey!
Maybe your fate is leaning towards you!
Hey, hey!
I'm going!
Hey, hey!
You can do it!
Why do you always do it in real life?
It's painful!
This is very mysterious.
Yes, it is.
It's mysterious.
It's very mysterious.
What are you doing?
What is he doing?
No, no, no!
Wait a minute!
I know you feel bad about this, but...
I'm sorry, but...
Please go out with me!
Get out of my way!
Watch out! Watch out!
He's coming! He's coming!
Run away!
Please!
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
I won't let you come near me again.
- I promise you. - Please!
- I don't care about the drama. - Right?
- I don't care about it. - Right?
I'm pushing the drama.
- Please. - I know.
- I'm sorry. - Really.
As expected... I've given up.
It's not about "as expected" or anything like that!
If you keep listening to what Ami says, you'll end up like this!
You'll end up like this!
Robocon!
You'll end up like this!
Robocon!
You'll end up like this!
This is a bowling alley! A bowling alley!
What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Even if you say that, it's Hamada-san's job!
Let's give up! Let's go!
Yes!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You'll end up like this!
You've come all the way here! What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
There's nothing we can do about it.
But you know bowling, right? The place we're at now.
Yes.
Hamada-san loves it when girls take strikes.
Seriously?
Seriously.
You're right!
But, you know, it's going to be the same everywhere.
It's going to be like that.
It's convenient!
What?
It's convenient! It's a bowling alley, right?
You can just take a strike!
Well, well...
You can do it!
Stop it!
Yes!
You... you...
Not really.
He usually goes when it's not really like that.
Yes!
Now I'm going to strike!
OK!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Come on, come on, come on!
Wait!
[Anxious]
No, no, no.
I'm ticklish.
Please pull me!
Ahhhh! Wait, wait!
Hey! I'm sorry!
Hmmmm! Wait!
No, no, no!
Aga, Aga, Aga!
Forgive me! Forgive me!
What are you doing?!
No, no!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What are you thinking?!
I'm sorry!
Where is it? Where is it?
I'm sorry.
Huh? Was he like this?
You woke me up, Hamae-san!
You woke me up!
It was a coincidence.
I don't know anymore!
I'm sorry!
Let's go.
I knew this would happen.
Next time...
You're annoying!
What's going on?!
I can't say anything anymore!
Hey!
What's wrong?
You're annoying!
Stop it!
You're annoying!
I don't know anymore!
Next time...
When we play golf at midnight...
I don't know how people will see us in the club.
I'm scared.
I was wondering...
Why does he like a short cut girl?
It's enough!
I don't think it's possible for her to do any more short cuts.
Especially when she suddenly starts singing samba.
It's impossible for her to do that at a golf course.
That's why we're telling you to go home.
Go home!
What?
That's Rioji!
Huh? Where?
He's there! He's playing golf!
Huh?
Oh, it's you!
You're here, Oshima!
You can do it! You can cut hair!
I'm going first!
Wait! What are you doing?
I ran over here.
What do we do?
I hope you're okay.
We're counting on you!
Let's go.
Ready, start!
Please!
Stop it! I told you I couldn't do it!
You can do it!
Please!
You're so...
Please! Please! Please!
What do you like?
I like you!
Ouch! Ouch!
Roboco! Roboco! Roboco! Roboco! Roboco!
Help me, Roboco!
Ouch!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
You're too much!
You can't do it like that!
Why!
You can't think like that.
You like it!
No!
I said, I said it!
You!
I told you!
I like it!
Take it!
What are you doing?
You!
I don't know what you're talking about.
You, too!
Get out of my way!
Don't think you're done!
You bastard!
I'll come back!
Don't think you're done!
Get out of my way!
You bastard!
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
Couldn't you stop him?
I'll come back next week.
You bastard!
Are you serious?