AISubs v3.5
Before recording with the instruments, you can only see that man happy in his private life in the usual dressing room.
I hope you like it.
No, I don't like it.
I hope you like it.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'll kill you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
Well, I'm sorry.
Mr. Yamazaki...
That's fine.
What are you doing in the morning?
Mr. Yamazaki asked us to call you all here.
It's weird to ignore it.
He's always like that.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
He's always like that.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's very serious.
What's serious about it?
It's modern.
But recently, it's a happy private life.
Yes, it is.
After getting married.
But he's very depressed.
He asked you all to come here for now.
Most of the people who ask us to come to this show are crazy.
That's right.
He's always like that.
This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
Excuse me.
This way.
You're an elder.
Yes, I am.
Excuse me.
You asked us to call you an elder.
It's weird.
What is it?
You scared me.
What is it?
You scared me.
I'm sorry to bother you.
Different colors.
Of course, you're my senior. Why didn't you call me?
I'm sorry. Actually, my private life is fulfilling now.
I don't know.
I had a beautiful dream that everyone envied me.
And I have a cute baby, Momo.
I had a cute baby, didn't I?
But that luck went to my private life.
Do you remember?
It's a show called "Gaki no tsukairi aerohende".
It's this show.
It's a punishment game.
I put on my fundoshi and everyone went in.
When I came out, my fundoshi fluttered and my cranium came out.
It was a big hit.
You remember, don't you?
I remember it.
No, at that time, my cranium was still coming out.
It's been a while.
Go!
It's a punishment game where you put on your fundoshi and freeze in winter.
It's a punishment game.
Anataki! Get me that ball!
Go!
In fact, a laughing god came down to this man who came up from the sea.
You've done that before, too.
Yes, I did.
But you didn't come down then, either.
What's going on?
So...
Komu!
Yes.
Give me that.
Yes.
Give me that.
Why Komu?
I don't know.
They're close.
Komu!
Yes.
He was right next to me.
There's only one wasabi in here.
Right?
Wasabi secret.
It happens a lot.
It's a common pattern.
If a god came down in this situation...
You know what I mean, right?
I know.
If a wasabi came out of this, it would be a good recording.
Of course.
If a god came down...
Let's do it!
What's wrong?
It's sweet.
It's a normal one.
It turned out like this!
Did you just laugh at this?
Hana-san, did you laugh at this?
I didn't laugh at all.
I didn't laugh at all, but...
But it's only one fifth, so...
Come on!
Ah, it's two!
It's two.
Ah, I see!
This is...
This is different, right?
Fifty percent.
This is...
What are you doing?
Mr. Ozaki!
Are you serious?
Are you crazy?
I'm serious!
He's laughing. He's getting punished.
Should I quit?
Well...
But, you know...
Maybe it was bad today.
Maybe it's just a little bad now.
It doesn't matter if you did it yesterday or the day before.
Right?
It doesn't matter if you did it yesterday or the day before.
It's always the same.
Even if it's one-half mistake,
will this man really be forgiven by God?
From now on, I'll say tongue-twisters.
I'll say tongue-twisters three times in a row.
What?
What did you say?
Tongue-twisters.
Tongue-twisters?
What's that?
What do you mean "what's that?"
No, tongue-twisters.
Usually, you say tongue-twisters first and then bite.
But you just bit now.
That's right.
You're right.
You don't know the basics of laughing anymore, do you?
Right.
The time axis is weird.
It's distorted, isn't it?
Distorted?
It's distorted.
Distorted?
It's distorted, isn't it?
Yes, distorted.
I'll say it now.
Tongue-twisters.
I'll say it three times in a row.
Come.
Yes.
The viewership of "Shuzo"!
I was about to say "x3".
That's why it was boring.
This is funny.
This is funny, but...
What?
Hey! Endo!
Yes?
You try it.
Me?
Yeah.
But I'm pretty good at it.
Yeah, try it.
Okay, then I'll do the middle one.
Okay.
Start.
Traveling customers!
Traveling...
Traveling customers!
Traveling...
Traveling customers!
Traveling...
I'm pretty good at it.
You just heard it, didn't you?
In your ears.
Everyone was laughing.
To be honest...
Yes?
They were clapping, too.
Why?
What's wrong with me?
Am I a freak?
In the end...
I'll do it in the end.
Bastard...
Okay, you do it.
Please.
Okay!
Please.
Okay, start!
Nyanko, nyagomako, nyanko!
It's funny.
It's really funny.
It's funny!
You're saying things that aren't written anywhere!
That's right!
It's not written anywhere!
See!
What is it?
If it was live right now...
What would I do?!
If it was a live broadcast right now...
I'd be finished!
But it was funny, so...
It's not about whether it was funny or not!
If it was a live broadcast...
I'd be finished!
Hey, you're finished.
Komu!
You saved Komu, didn't you?
Okay!
Now, this. A wire.
Oh, Mr. Hamamatsu, please hold this wire.
Oh, yes.
The person who hits the roulette will be hit by the wire.
Oh, yes, yes.
Everyone, stand in line.
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, this is easy to understand.
Is it like this?
Yes.
Oh, this is easy to understand.
Why is there a gun in it?
Just in case.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Here we go!
Yes!
Nya!
Gah!
It's me!
Maybe it's Kiri Kirian!
Ah, there he is!
It's me again!
One more time!
What's up with you?!
One more time!
(Whispering)
Hey!
Hey, Kirian!
(Laughter)
Just by chance!
They're exactly made of clay.
Just by chance, right?
What are you doing, Kirian?
The next person's gonna be different.
Then we'll change the place.
We'll change the place.
We'll try changing it.
We'll change the place.
We wanna change it already.
Yes.
I see, I see.
When the end comes, it's over.
No, no, it's fine.
I'll take it.
It's fine.
Yes, it's fine at all.
It's here!
Look.
What do you think?
It's here!
At the end.
I'm not happy at all.
Why not?
Not at all.
That's why you laughed.
What?
You laughed because the end didn't come.
It's here!
There's one more.
I don't know why.
I told you!
What is this?
What are you going to do with it?
This is a lucky charm.
Yes.
What are you going to do with it?
You blow it with your mouth and I'll stop it with my butt.
And I have a needle, so I only need one.
That's a good reaction.
May I?
You decide.
This one!
The second one.
This is the needle.
That's a good reaction.
Ready...
Go!
It's stuck.
Do you have a chance?
No, no, no!
You're so naive!
That was so close!
But you did it!
It was one and two!
But you did it!
Next one!
Finally, Kami smiles.
It would have been a great success if he could make it to the cream.
What was this?
What was it?
You can choose one.
Are you sure?
You can choose one.
Which one is better and which one is different?
I see.
The right one!
The right one is better.
I see.
You can do it, Hama-chan.
May I?
You can do it.
Ready?
Go!
(Laughter)
Terrible!
Why?
I can't stand it anymore.
I'm going to die.
One of them is my father and one of them is my grandfather.
Please!
(Screams)
Nice! Nice!
It's coming! It's coming!
I'm sorry.
That was close!
Mr. Zakki!
I was coming!
That was close!
(Laughter)
What happened?
I think it got better than it did in the beginning.
In the first half, there was a kick.
I was talking with my wife.
The wind was completely...
There was a time when I jumped.
When I jumped.
Since then, the wind has been going to Heipo-san, too.
Oh...
What's this?
I did it! I did it!
This little middle-aged man is just jumping, and it's really funny.
Certainly, at this moment, the laughing god descends to Heipo.
Certainly, it's funny.
Well, sometimes it's funny, but...
Yamachan and Garan are trying to make it funny, and it happens that they aim for it.
There are too many coincidences!
Who is it?
I'm not going out.
It would be great if you could return it here.
Let me have a match with Heipo-san.
Eh?
Seriously.
What do you mean?
What are you going to have a match with me about?
Actually, today...
Shinjuku and Ikebukuro...
We have two gyms.
One of them is a huge fan.
And the other one is a normal little fan.
We each have one of them.
And then...
Me and Heipo-san will go on this... you know?
Panso.
Panso. It's a parachute.
Panso. Parachute.
We'll go on one of them.
But we don't know which one we'll go on.
We'll go on one of them one by one.
Downtown-san.
Kokoriko-san.
Don't do it.
Don't do it!
Not at all.
You know, right?
Yes, I know!
Tell me!
What?
Will you come to Shinjuku or Ikebukuro? Which one?
What do you mean "which one"?
We've been to the giant fan.
Yes, we've been there.
It's only natural for us to come there.
Yes.
We absolutely have to go there.
Right?
Yes.
If God of comedy comes...
Then we'll ask him later...
Yes, yes.
We'll ask which one is bigger...
Are you out of your minds?!
Gameburns!
That sucks!
You know, Hana-san, you talk way too much!
In that sense...
We'd like to go to the fanny fan.
It would be a mistake not to go there.
Okay.
From now on...
downtown-san and coco-rico-san...
will go to the giant fan.
I understand.
Shinjuku or Ikebukuro?
Either one.
Which one will you go for?
You can decide that for yourself.
I'm betting on this one.
If Saito-san were to take me there, I'd really...
Which one will you go for?
Ikebukuro!
Will you go to Tohoku?
No, it's about the same distance.
About the same distance.
I understand. Then I'll go to Shinjuku.
Is that okay?
It's fine. I've already talked to Yama-chan.
I'll go to Shinjuku.
It's a match!
Why did you decide on Ikebukuro?
You know...
I've always...
When I first moved to Tokyo...
I was doing Ikebukuro.
Tokyo is a big city.
It's also a very popular place.
I see.
I think everyone is waiting for me.
I'm scared!
It's painful!
So...
What will happen to you, Yama-chan?
We've been waiting for you for a long time.
That's right.
We want you to come.
We want you to come, right?
Yes.
If you don't come...
I think we can be honest.
We can't be honest.
Right?
Some of you may think so.
Right?
Isn't he calling me?
Yes, hello?
Hello?
Yamazaki?
Yes, yes, yes.
Have you arrived?
Yes, I have.
How are you?
Yama-chan, you're quiet.
No, I'm fine.
Really?
When I came in, everyone was laughing.
Really?
Yes.
Of course, if you come in as you are, you can laugh.
Thank you.
There's a bigger fan.
It's big.
The fan is much bigger.
What about the tape recorder?
The tape recorder?
Hello?
Yes, yes, it's the tape recorder.
Mr. Sato.
It's the tape recorder.
Yes, yes, it's the tape recorder.
Oh, you're wearing underwear.
Yes, I'd like you to eat.
Oh, I see.
Tape recorder, are you ready?
Yes, I'm here now.
You're really low-key.
Are you okay?
What did you two do?
I don't know what will happen, but we're waiting for you.
Yes, yes.
Then both of you, please come in front of the entrance.
Yes.
I'm a little nervous.
I don't want to be nervous about something like this.
Are you in front of the entrance?
Yes, I'm here now.
Tape recorder?
Yes, I'm here now.
Yes, yes.
Then we'll count from five seconds before, you two.
Please come in at zero.
Then let's go!
Five seconds before!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go ahead!
Phew!
What did you do?
You fell over!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go to the top of the hill!
Watch out!
You fell over.
Wow!
I fell over. I fell over normally. I almost flew over.
I fell over normally.
That means Yamada-san just died.
That's right.
Is that so?
We can't see the other side of the movie.
We can't see it.
Except for this movie.
I'm looking forward to it.
There's only one digital camera over there.
I'm lonely.
Thank you for watching.
You were exhausted and cried that you didn't even want to live.
It's cool.