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The Greatest Showman
What's funny about it?
It's not funny at all!
Even after this...
It's not funny after this!
The Greatest Showman
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The other day, I was driving on Daikan Mountain.
I was driving like this.
The car in front of me...
It stinks.
Yes, it does.
It does, doesn't it?
And it's not like it's a traffic light, but...
Um... how do I say it?
When pedestrians come, they stop all of a sudden.
Yes, they do.
They do, don't they?
Yes, they do.
They do, don't they?
They honk their horns.
Go away!
How long are they going to wait for us?
Until we're completely gone.
Isn't that impossible?
On Daikan Mountain's main street.
But they are there.
They honk their horns, don't they?
But they are there.
And then, from here, they come back and...
A car like this comes out of nowhere.
Of course, let's stop!
And then, they stop again.
And I'm not... I'm not backing up a car like this.
I'm honking it like this.
And then, in the end, it went away.
Ah, it went away.
And then, this guy...
My reaction is...
I think I honked it like this.
Yes, yes.
And then, this guy opens the window and...
I'm a foreigner.
I'm 100% a foreigner, but...
In beautiful Japanese...
Shut up, you country bumpkin!
You're lying!
If you think about Tokyo, you're clearly further away!
Well, that's true.
I was told clearly!
I'm a really bad foreigner.
I'll never lose!
You're a foreigner!
I was told by a guy who looks like me that I'm from the countryside!
I'm coming from Osaka to Tokyo and from city to city!
You're definitely from New Jersey, right?
You just said the city you know!
I'm getting angry!
Is that so?
How do you know it's small?
Well, the seats are like this.
I was told, "You're annoying!"
They're really proud of themselves!
Well, I guess.
If I go abroad and say I'm sorry for about a year...
Right?!
You won't say it!
I won't say it!
If I say it, it's a foreign word!
If you say it out loud, you'll get angry!
It's money, money!
It's too much money!
It's money, money!
Well, it's weird.
Well, yeah.
It's not like that at all!
They're really...
They must be proud of coming here!
Before, when I was in Roppongi...
You know how foreign people sell stuff when they're drunk?
They sell paintings and stuff like that.
When those foreigners are drunk, they say, "Go home already!"
(laughter)
No, that's...
You're coming from so far away!
(laughter)
You're making me worry!
Well, that's true, but...
It's easy, you know.
It's good, it's good, but...
How is it?
How's the drama?
I don't intend to reflect on it, but...
Well, for now...
Well, Otaku-san is, you know...
A little bit here and there, the two of us...
A little bit here and there...
Well, that's true.
How is it?
Well, you know...
I'm nervous.
Who?
All of us.
It's red!
"East" is red, you know!
"East" is like a period drama.
(laughter)
You know...
The way you say your lines...
Tanaka said it yesterday, but...
You know...
You're thinking in your little hair!
You're thinking under your little hair!
This scene is like this, you know...
It's like this...
You're trying to move like this, you know...
It's like that, but...
Well, it's all...
Period drama, you know!
Sometimes you walk like this, you know...
(laughter)
If you think about it...
You move with your bare feet, you know...
If you think about it, you know...
Period drama is not like that, you know...
And it's standard language, you know...
It's like you're doing a skit, you know...
Is it standard language?
No, "kokoriko" and "fujii" are all standard language.
- What? Is that so? - Yes.
Ah! Well, "fujii" is more like standard language...
But "fujii" is...
It's been sweating here for a long time!
(laughter)
I've been acting for a long time!
Is it okay for me to act like that?
It's been sweating here for a long time!
He's got a drinking heart!
Even in a real deluxe or something like that...
He comes to me and says...
Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
(laughter)
He comes to me and...
He's not good at it...
But I think Endo is a little weird too...
When Endo's standards go crazy sometimes...
I mean...
You don't know what's going on, do you?
When I come...
It's usually just the two of us acting!
But I've never seen anyone else acting before!
You haven't, have you?!
I haven't!
To be honest...
I'm scared!
Wait a minute! But...
If you don't like this...
Have you done it before?
I've done it before!
No, no, no...
The first day of filming...
You have to say "no" eight times!
It's so hard!
I have to say it in front of the camera...
But I don't know what it is anymore!
I'm afraid I'll get caught by other people!
When you say "no" in the eastern part...
You have to say it in your own lines!
If you say it wrong, you'll be in trouble!
When I see that, I get really nervous!
I'm used to it now!
Are you okay?!
I'm nervous for the first and second episodes!
Yeah?
I'm used to it now!
Sometimes I add some ad-libs in my lines!
I feel like they'll change it for me!
But I don't think I can do it now!
You can't do it now!
Once...
There was a scene where I smoked!
At the very end...
I said it in the eastern part!
That I can't say it!
But it's cold in the eastern part!
I said!
Then...
He's not dead!
He's already dead!
What?!
Did you say 'okay'?
Did you say 'okay'?!
He was in a V-cinema!
He played a yakuza!
I didn't see it!
I saw it at home!
There was a bed scene!
Really?!
There was a woman on top of him!
Yeah!
She was licking her father!
I see!
She said 'kachi kachi'!
She said 'takai takai'!
This is how it's supposed to be, but it's like this!
She's just being like this!
I'm a little scared, everyone!
If you're looking forward to it like that...
Like that?!
She said 'kachi kachi'!
Is that so? Are you really okay?
How old are you?
That's right, but...
What's standard Japanese like?
It's not like that! Standard Japanese is something you can do!
- Yes, yes... - You can do it, right?!
- When you do a skit, you use standard Japanese, right? - You can do it!
You all think you can't do it, right?!
You can do it! You can't do it, but...
You all look at it with weird eyes and you can't do it!
Eh, is that standard Japanese?!
That's right, that's right!
That's why, since you debuted, if you used standard Japanese, you can do it at all!
But the words that come out of your faces are "Osaka style"!
- You all have decided it! - That's right, that's right!
Just because different words come out of your faces, you're like "Uwah, it's cold!"
What's cold?!
It makes you feel weird!
- That's what you're saying, right?! - Yeah!
It makes you feel cold, right?!
It's like... your butthole feels fluffy, right?
It feels fluffy?!
- No, the viewers are also like "Uwah, what is it?! What is it?!" - That's right, that's right!
- I don't like that... - That's why...
- I don't know what it's like... - That's right...
- I don't know... - Even with eyebrows, you're like "Eh, it's over..."
That's right...
- Ah, what a troublesome story... - Troublesome story...
Here, a toothpaste.
- What? - No, no, I mean...
- Oron... - Ah, but I still don't know!
- What? - If you talk about dramas too much...
Why?!
It's so thick, my teeth turn blue...
Earlier in the dressing room, we talked about it, right?
Like, "How much did you get?" and "How is it?"
There are people like that, right?
So...
What's with this Kanji?! It's not even in the script!
Well, in a way, I'm just saying "Yamanagi is the main character."
What do you mean?
I mean, it's not in the script, but...
Oh, I see! You're just saying it, Yamasaki!
Well, Yamasaki is the only member who hasn't appeared in the show.
But is it okay for a main character who hasn't appeared in the show to be in the show?
You're so old-fashioned!
Yamasaki, you're watching too much!
Too much?!
I can't talk about this anymore!
You're watching too much!
I mean, we can talk about it, right?
Like, "What made Lee Japan go crazy?" or "What's going on?"
Once, Lee became number one, right?
He became number one!
That's true!
Oh, Yamasaki appeared again!
You look like you're 62 years old!
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who's always enjoying the thrill of life or death.
Okay.
Please tell us about how you managed to escape from the huge underground hell that drags humans who live in the Sahara Desert.
That was tough, wasn't it?
Really?
Yeah.
Do you know what underground hell is like?
No, like...
Do you know what it's like in the end?
No, I don't know.
Oh, you don't know any of that, do you?
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah!
Let me tell you something you don't know.
What is it?
You know Nagoya Kochin, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nagoya Kochin.
That famous chicken store.
Like chicken?
Like chicken.
That one!
He's really stupid. Why?
If you scare him, he'll die.
Really?
Naoya Kochin.
It's really hard to raise him.
So you don't scare him?
So you don't scare him.
If you feed him like this, he'll die.
That's too much!
It's true!
That's too much!
If you don't feed him gently...
That's too much!
I'm getting angry!
That kind of chicken...
You'll get angry, right?
If you open the door like that, he'll come in!
That's no good!
He'll die.
He'll die if you scratch him.
Why would you scratch him?
You'll be surprised!
It's true!
So if you say you'll eat a chicken...
It's a sad story.
You twist his neck, right?
If you twist his neck and he can't breathe, he'll die.
Right?
But Naoya Kochin...
If you twist his neck, he'll die.
It's true!
It doesn't matter if you twist his neck or not!
It's just the atmosphere!
It's true!
If you twist his neck and say "what, what, what?"
No, it's not like that!
What do you mean "what, what?"
Does it mean he'll die?
What do you mean "what, old man?"
You said "what, old man?"
Why would he die?
You'll be surprised!
That's stupid, Naoya Kochin!
It's true!
That's really stupid!
If you're surprised that the person next to you died, you'll be surprised too!
That doesn't exist!
If you're surprised and you fall, you'll say "what, what?"
What, what?
Let's do it for real!
No, no, no... I mean for real!
Why are you raising them like that?
I love them, really.
That's hell.
What?
You should've said that when you ran away.
Ah, you ran away.
That's hell!
But the lower class doesn't know about us.
They don't know?
Of course they don't know! They've never been caught like that.
Ah, is that so?
Yes.
So, tell me what happened.
Should I tell you that?
No, it's not over for people from Nagoya.
That's what you said yourself!
If you say it yourself, it's really hard for me!
No matter what I do, people from Nagoya keep dying.
No, no, it's fine like that.
If you want to know about it now, you'd better tell me.
Yes, that's right.
You ran away, didn't you?
Even though I was caught.
In the Sahara.
Yes.
It happened in the Sahara Desert.
That's right.
Yes, that's right. Tell me about the situation.
Well, I arrived at the Sahara Airport.
Ah, without going to the desert?
Yes, yes.
Ah, but is the airport like that?
Sahara International Airport.
I arrived at the north wing.
It's white.
Sahara Airport.
Yes.
When I got off the plane, it was also like this!
That's not possible!
Why is it like that?
Why did you get off the plane and it's like this?
No, it's a really huge thing.
Is it in the middle of the desert?
What is it?
The airport is in the north wing.
Well, it's in the north.
No, is it standing in the middle of the desert?
Well, it's not standing.
Ah, I don't know anymore.
When you got off, it was like this!
Is it in the middle of the desert?
The airport is, you know...
Yes.
Ah, I don't know anymore.
Is it in the middle of the desert?
No, no, listen to me, you idiot.
What is it?
You're going 'wahhh' right?
What is 'wahhh'?
Isn't it like hell?
Yeah.
It's like a trash can, right?
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Why do you only care about what my boss says?
Which is more important, what I say or what my boss says?
Then listen to me.
You're going 'wahhh' right?
Yeah, you're going 'wahhh' right?
You're going 'wahhhh' right?
What are you doing?
You're going 'wahhh' right?
That's what you're saying, right?
It's getting bigger and bigger, right?
Yeah, at first it was this small.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's getting bigger and bigger.
Yeah, that's what it is.
It's going 'wahhh' at the bottom.
That's what's getting bigger and bigger.
Who's saying that?
I'll say it later.
Ah, okay.
There are people who say 'wahhh'.
Yeah.
Right?
You know, like, in the desert, there's an airplane that goes 'wahhh' like this, right?
Yeah.
And you think, 'Ah, it's easy to get through there,' right?
Yeah.
And you go 'wahhh' over there, right?
Yeah.
And at first it was okay, but when this landing battle starts, it's already 'wahhh' coming.
Right?
It was okay before, but now it's bigger than I thought it would be.
Yeah, yeah.
And then from behind it's like, 'Ah, thank you for coming again. I'm looking forward to it from the bottom of my heart.'
When you say it, it's already 'wahhh'.
Yeah, what's that about?
That's not it.
Ah, I see.
When you get off, it's already 'wahhh'.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Well, it's 'wahhh' now.
It's 'wahhh' now.
What happened to you?
Was it 'wahhh' only for a moment?
It's 'wahhh' now.
Yeah, yeah.
At the time, I was wearing pants, so I don't know if it was a good idea,
but I'm going to say 'safara' for a bit,
so like...
Safara?
Since I'm going to safara,
I wore a bell-bottom that's a little different from my usual clothes,
a bell-bottom that's more than necessary.
Even though you were fine normally?
That's right.
So it was easier to grasp, right?
Who is that?
No, no, it's this guy.
No, who is that?
This guy...
Does anyone know about this?
Of course you want to know! You've been doing it for a long time!
After all, I can't talk about this without his permission.
This is... this is a surprise.
Who is it?
This is a surprise.
Who is it? Or rather, what is it?
This is...
Well, how do I say it...
Well...
To put it simply,
it's a foreigner.
He's not Japanese, is he?
That's right.
He's not Japanese.
Right?
So like, when you're in safara,
you want a specialty,
well, in safara,
even if you're not in hell,
you can't do it, right?
Do you understand?
I do.
So like,
every time you vote,
you decide.
Right, what do you decide?
That you're in hell.
I see.
And at this time, I was chosen because...
Until now, there were times when I was a grandmother or a child.
However, in my father's Sahara city...
There was a 31-year-old man who got over this oil.
Get over the oil
That's about 40 years old.
Well, whatever.
Even if it's 31 years old...
His upper body is still amazing.
His armpits are also full.
31 years old.
He's like, 'Whoa!'
It's as if it's not for sale.
It's like scratching on sand.
It's like that.
Right?
And then, he...
And you got one-legged, right?
Yeah, him.
Yeah.
And you get grabbed.
Yeah, I got grabbed.
And do you know what happens when you're pulled in?
No, I don't know.
If you're pulled in, you have to do it again inside.
Everyone has to do it.
Hey, you do it, too!
When I was pulled in, there were already 40 or 50 people.
You do it, too!
Yeah!
And you have to do it again inside.
Huh?
Are you okay?
No, I'm not drunk.
The other day...
Mr. Matsumoto went to the department store with his dog and monkey.
Deers have red and blue deers.
What's the difference?
This is complicated.
Is it complicated?
It's complicated.
Red and blue can only be broken.
It's complicated.
What do you think is different?
No, no, no.
No, the color is different.
Deers are deers.
Is it that bad?
Yes.
Ah, it's a pity that you don't have any knowledge.
Then I'll tell you.
What is it?
No, I'll tell you.
Well, to put it simply, red is Tsukkomi.
Are they always together?
Red and blue.
So, how can I say it?
It's difficult to become friends in the world of deers.
Blue deers can't be together.
Because they're bokeh deers.
I see. Why can't they be together?
They keep bokehing and bokehing.
On the contrary, it gets messy.
So you can't put blue on red.
Red is always Tsukkomi.
Because it's Tsukkomi of deers.
Don't laugh about it.
Right?
If red and blue aren't together all the time,
it's no good in the world of deers.
You can't even play pool.
Pool?
If red and blue are together, it gets messy.
I see.
Red deers!
On the contrary, blue deers.
You can't even play pool.
Right?
Don't laugh about it.
Right?
"I don't think so." "I don't think it's a problem like numbers." "I want to say more." "Making jokes and talking back." "To put it simply," "There's more." "Making jokes and talking back is okay, right?" "Well, there's more." "Two red horns and one red horn are different, right?" "There's also a difference." "Oh, one and two." "That's right, that's right." "How is it different?"
"What are you talking about? Two red horns." "Two red horns are the same as one blue horn." "So what's the same?" "Feelings." "You don't know that, do you?" "That's why I say it's complicated." "I make a kind of funny joke." "A funny joke." "Two red horns are..." "I got it. It's complicated."
"I know there's a difference." "You know, right?" "I know, I know." "That's what I wanted to say more." "No, we don't know that." "We don't know that." "That's right." "Right." "There's a little difference between the ones that are a little apart and the ones that are like this." "This one is like this, it's a little like a funny joke." "The red one is like this." "But the blue one is like this, I hate funny jokes." "Oh, I see." "And the temper is not temper." "It's subtle."
"The temper is like a cheeky joke." "A joke that doesn't make you laugh even if it tickles you." "It's funny." "With a poker face." "That's funny." "Yes, there's something like that." "Oh, is that so?" "And a red one without horns." "There's one without horns?" "Yes." "Oh, I see." "Yes." "A red one without horns is usually a woodcutter." "You..."
"Your devilish speech is usually a theater actor." "From now on, it's going to get messy." "Oh, is that so?" "It's not just red and blue anymore." "Eh? What colors will come out?" "No, various colors will come out." "Red and blue, horns like this, like this, no horns, temper." "Everything is like, 'Marry me!' and now it's all messed up." "Oh, I see." "Yes." "What colors were born?"
"In India, paisley has also been born." "It's not that scary, even if that comes out." "Even if a demon with a paisley pattern comes out, I don't think it's that scary." "It's scary, isn't it, if a demon with a paisley pattern comes out?!" "No, look at that!" "W-what is this?!" "It's scary, isn't it?!" "If a crocodile comes out, I think it's scary, but calm down and look at it." "There are a lot of woodcutters and stuff."