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Next season, Downtown Taiko Koriko's Spring 100 Matches!
It's been a while.
Stop it!
I won't stop!
Are you sleeping?
I'm on the floor!
I'm on the floor.
Please watch the show!
First, toilet paper roll competition!
Loser!
I'll start.
Huh?
I have a bad feeling about this!
What is it?
This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
Ready!
Go!
What?
There you are.
Oh, you're here!
What's up with you?
You look exactly like him.
Huh?
Huh? What's up?
Hey.
You're always wearing a beddy.
Yeah.
I know.
I've been watching you for a while.
You're amazing!
I've been watching you for a while.
Good morning!
Good morning.
It's been a while.
Yes, thank you for having me.
Where are you going? Is there a party or something?
I'd like to say goodbye to you all today.
Goodbye? Where are you going?
My family and I have decided to move to San Fran.
San Fran? Where is San Fran?
San Fran. Where is San Fran?
San Francisco. San Francisco, San Fran.
Why, why?
There are many reasons.
But Japan is not doing well.
Kabuka is also declining.
Yes, yes, yes.
The price of land is declining.
The value of apartments is declining.
But the secrecy of apartments is increasing.
Even bugs don't come in.
That's fine.
That's a vague way of saying it.
But that's how much I don't like it.
It can't be helped.
You came all the way here.
We're taking five people.
It's hot, isn't it?
Isn't it hot today?
It's a little hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
We came to say goodbye.
The temperature is high, isn't it?
It's hot.
Is the time okay?
The fire is coming down.
It's hot.
Where is Mr. Suga?
He's over there.
What do you think, Mr. Suga?
Does it look good on me?
What do you mean?
It's just like that.
It's going to rain.
Really?
It's hot.
I'm going to get my face wet.
It's hot, hot.
I'm sorry.
It's in there.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it.
It's 100.
It's 100?
It's 100.
Be careful.
This is very little.
Everyone from the bank is giving you this.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Be careful and have a safe trip.
Let's go.
We won!
No, no, no.
We won two games in a row!
We won two games in a row?
We won two games in a row!
It's a shame.
Let's do better next time.
That crazy guy.
Let me say hello.
What's that?
It's like...
In an African TV station,
girls wanted to get close.
An African TV station wanted to get close?
It's like Super Children.
What's this?
A landline?
It's a piece of junk.
I see.
I see! You're a student since April!
A student...
I want you to be happy!
I see, I see.
I like this piece of junk.
What's this?
Is it that?
A uniform?
Oh, I see. It's expensive. It costs 225 dollars.
This means that there is a pamphlet. No one has received it yet.
You're going to buy it now?
I'm a student. From April.
- Sugai-san. - Yes?
You're always looking at the crew. You're going to study abroad.
It's interesting, isn't it? I was wondering if you were a director or not.
You said "study abroad", didn't you? Is there a word that follows "study abroad"?
Study abroad...
- Study abroad policy. - Study abroad policy is still valid.
- Oh, I see.
- The previous stage... - Continuation of study abroad.
- Continuation of study abroad.
- That's still valid, isn't it, Sugai-san? - Study abroad...
- It's still valid. - It is.
- Really? - Yes.
Look! It's already over there!
- Study abroad. - Study abroad.
Study abroad. Study abroad. Study abroad.
This is for everyone, including the staff and the cast.
Study abroad. Study abroad.
Oh! Thank you very much!
- So you're going to buy that uniform, right? - Yes, I'm going to buy it.
- Well, be careful! - Thank you!
- Be careful! - Thank you!
- Sugai-san, good luck! - Thank you!
Huh? What's wrong? Are you hot?
- Of course I am! - It's too late! Take it off!
You don't have to hold back like that!
Oh, you...
What's that? Six months?
- Huh? What's wrong? - Congratulations!
Is that so?
You know what?
I've been hungry for 6 months.
Huh? Is it hot?
Take it off. If it's hot, you can't take it off.
As I always say...
There's a lot of things to do.
That's right!
If you have a baby, it's a sister.
I see.
Congratulations!
There's nothing more to see.
Congratulations!
If you have a baby...
Please go home.
Congratulations!
I'm sorry.
Here you go.
This is from the cast and crew.
Oh! Really?
You have a baby?
Thank you!
Congratulations!
What's wrong?
Okay!
Leave me alone!
Huh?
We should go out and check first.
Maybe they'll come back.
That's right.
Let's go out and check.
Do you want to do it?
Let's go out and check.
If we don't do it, they'll come back.
That's right.
Well, well...
We're going to America.
Huh?
Is something floating?
This isn't funny!
What's wrong?
I'm sorry!
There's still something, right?
There's a lot of silver!
Huh?
This is the worst!
What's that?
What's this?
It's a lot of silver.
What's this?
I've never seen it before.
It's a cardboard box.
I'm sure it wasn't there.
It wasn't there?
No, no...
There's a lot of silver.
I'm sure it wasn't there.
Is that so?
This place is getting in the way!
It's not fair, this place.
This is a prank, someone is going to come out.
It's not a prank!
This is a prank!
It's terrible!
You made it, you have feelings in it!
It's like that for everything.
I guess so.
But this is a little clear...
I...
I just wanted to say hello.
I came here because you wanted to shoot here and parked the car here.
So, isn't it bad for you to shoot here?
Is it bad? I don't know if it's bad or not...
The score is good, so for the time being...
No, it's not bad.
It's not a bad thing.
I don't think it's a bad thing.
I want to see if you'll take it or not.
I think this is the last one.
I don't know what to do.
I can't say it.
Don't interrupt me.
I just happened to have it.
What is it?
Today's prize money...
I don't know.
I just happened to have it.
This is my prize money.
I'll pay you back.
I don't know if it's bad or not...
I've been shooting for a long time and I can't shoot anymore.
Wait a minute.
Look under there.
What is it?
This is an earthquake!
Don't cut it off!
The staff or someone else must have set it up!
Why would we set it up?
No, it's not like that!
As an ordinary person...
I'm sorry! It's not like that!
As an ordinary person...
I don't want to set it up!
What are you saying?
As an ordinary person...
I'm holding it!
As an ordinary person...
I don't want to set it up!
Hey!
Why are you saying that?
Kazumi!
No, no, it's not Kazumi!
It's not Kazumi!
I'm sorry!
I said it would be nice if I could do it myself...
But I did it!
Where?
In the middle of nowhere!
Even so, we can't do anything about it!
That's not a problem!
I don't mind it at all!
Yes...
Is it something I can do if I overcome it?
No, you don't have to give up!
Yes...
But one thing!
Going to San Fran...
He had a plane ticket.
Isn't that enough for you, Mr. Suga?
He was also looking forward to the first-class meal, wasn't he?
First-class meal! First-class meal!
Dad, it's summer now.
I'm bored.
Let's have a meal at least.
But that's a family matter.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
No matter what you say...
I'm going home now.
I don't know what's wrong with you.
I'm sorry.
I'm wearing this today, too.
I'm sorry.
Go home now.
Yes.
Go home now.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me, thank you for your hard work - Yes, good work
It's quite a school, isn't it?
I was told it's about 2 million yen
Huh?
Hey, hey, hey
Don't get mad
Hey, hey, hey
What are you doing?
I told you to make it louder, why?
Shall we go home?
We'll definitely go home
Let's go home
Is it down?
Don't take it!
What's wrong?
Hamada's medicine box!
Wehehaho!
Teehahoha!
It stinks!
Oh, I've been saying this before...
With who?
I've been saying it with Takatsu...
Won't you eat this Tsukajan?
Won't you eat it?
I thought it'd be nice.
Not "won't you eat it", but "buy it"...
Huh?
Everything.
Why didn't you buy it all?
What are you saying in my language?
So don't say anything. When I go home today...
I'll fold it up like a jugger player and leave it there.
It'd be nice if you could play it for me.
Buy it yourself!
Thank you for your hard work.
Ponka!
Warm coffee and cigarettes.
I made it super light.
Please don't forget about it.
You're so mean.
Well, it's like this.
I was a little angry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The other day, everyone was out for dinner.
It's pretty late in the evening.
They brought their babies to a bar.
They were crying.
I was a little angry.
Just go home.
When I finally got up and went home,
I was like, 'Excuse me, excuse me.'
Can I hug you for a second?
Huh?
Why do you and this dirty brat have to hug me?!
No, it's fine.
Why?!
Because you're so dirty!
And when you started growling, I was like, 'Whoa!'
You were just sitting there, weren't you?
Hey, what's up with you?
I've never hugged anyone before, so it's scary.
Hey, look at me. Look at me.
Next, look at me.
Look at me.
And that idiot was like, 'That's unexpected, isn't it?'
Yeah, it's fine.
Right?
Yeah, it's fine.
And I was like, 'Oh, you don't need me to hug you, do you?!'
And he was like, 'Hit me!'
What are you doing?!
You didn't say anything!
You said you'd hug me because I said you'd hug me!
Why are you taking pictures of me without confirming anything?!
Hey, could you please stop?
And I was like, 'Hmm...'
Huh?
You're still a good person.
You're worse than Matsumoto, aren't you?
Of course I am.
But it's weird, isn't it?!
Isn't it more fun for me to say what you're saying?!
Yeah, well, we were just talking about doing this and that.
No, no, if you do this and that, you can't hug me.
If you do this and that, you can't hug me.
You can hug me there.
What? You want me to kill you?
I don't know where you're coming from, but you can kill me.
Comedians are tough.
You know, they say you can kill someone just to protect yourself.
That's right.
That's right, that's right.
No matter how dangerous I am, even if I kill someone, I can't do it as a comedian.
If you kill me...
If you kill me, I can't do it.
No matter how many times you say it, I can't do it.
Wow, he's killing me.
But in terms of commentary, you can say, "Shut up! You're killing me!"
And I'll do it!
You'll do it!
No, it's not like that!
I'll do it and I'll do it!
Is it better for a comedian to kill someone?
Of course!
If you kill a summer comedian...
If I kill someone...
I'll kill you!
If I do it...
I'll do it!
Matsumoto-san has recently set a new world record in the Olympics.
Please tell us the secret to maintaining your memory and what the last number in the series is.
I told you about the last number, didn't I? It still hasn't come up.
But why do you think the last number is a number?
Ah, I see. That's what you normally think.
If it's not a number, you'd think it's the last number.
You'd think it's the last number, but it's wayyyyy longer than that.
It's wayyyyy longer than that, and it goes on and on.
And things happen along the way, don't they?
Ah, so there's something along the way?
Like going to a hot spring park once in a while.
I see.
Like going to a hot spring park once in a while.
Um, what was it? Like going to a firework show.
Huh?
Isn't that a sign of a map?
No, I just want to say it's that long.
I just want to say it's that long.
It goes on and on.
And what about the last one?
The last one?
The last one.
If we're talking about a certain number, it's seven.
Well, that's fine. It's a certain number.
Right?
The first one before it is seven.
You just said it.
If we're talking about a certain number, it's seven in the end.
But the first one before it is seven.
Wait.
It goes like this, right?
2, 2, 4, 3, 2, 5, 6, 8, 9, 9, 6, 7, 3.
3?
7, 3, 2, 4, 9, 9, 7!
And you think it's over, right?
This last one.
I don't think it's over.
I don't think it's over with 7.
It's heavy!
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
Don't say it!
The last one is...
The number is 7, but...
There's another one at the end of it.
The last one is...
A question mark.
2, 3, 5, 6, 9, 7, 3, 5, 6, 4, 4...
7?!
It's the last one!
Are you denying everything? Or are you denying 7?
What?
No, no, no, no. The circumference ratio.
You're denying all the numbers?
3.0 or something like that?
Or are you denying that 7 in Ketsudon 2 is actually 7?
No, I'm sorry. Let me explain.
It's a question mark, but it has a surprise mark on the side.
How come you're so funny?
Why are you surprised?
NANA?!
That's not how you say it!
I'm sorry!
If only it was a pension mark!
NANA...
That's...
That's still a pension mark!
What if it was a strong one?
No, if it was...
NANA?!
That's how you say it.
This and...
NANA?!
What's wrong with that?!
Anything is fine, even if it's a entrance exam.
If you don't have confidence, you can put a question mark at the end.
But you're not going to give me a rating?
I'm not going to give you a rating!
Matsumoto Stacey?!
Do you think I wrote it?!
You think so, you think so, but...
You can't say it's a non-pass!
I can't say it, I can't say it.
You can't say it, you can't say it.
That means...
It's not a pass, right?
It's not a pass, it's not a pass, but it's not a non- pass, so even if you're admitted...
You can't say it!
No, you can't say it!
You can't say it!
It can't be just like a normal one, right?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no...
If you say it's fast, you can't say it.
Graduation certificate too.
I want to get a graduation certificate.
I want to get a hook like this.