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Good evening, everyone.
Actually, today I have sad news for everyone who is watching the TV.
Yanosaki, who has been appearing in "Gaki no Tsukai" since the second episode, has decided to quit the show.
Well, he said it was the last episode.
I see.
That's what he said.
Well, let's welcome today's star, Yanosaki.
Yanosaki-kun, please.
That's what we're going to talk about today, right?
Yes.
Um...
Well, it's my last week here, but...
Um...
The dark atmosphere is a little...
Yes.
I see.
I see, but you know...
Well, there was something you said as a joke...
Yes.
I didn't think it would really...
That's right.
...happen like that.
Yes.
Now that it's come to this...
Yes.
There must be something lonely about it, right?
That's right.
Yes.
If you say "gorenger", it's "kirenger", you know?
Eh?
I don't know.
Eh? What?
Is it his own will?
No, it seems like it's his own will.
Um...
I haven't asked him directly about that either, but...
Yes, yes.
I don't know what made him decide like that.
Yes.
I don't know that either.
Yes.
Um...
I had a girlfriend.
Yes, yes, yes.
And, well...
I asked her opinions and stuff like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
She always watches it, you know?
Yes, yes, yes.
She's really anxious about it.
Um...
Eh?
Then you don't have to stop it, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Why not?
So, while watching it...
Yes.
...my way of coming out and stuff like that...
Yes.
Why...
Well, it's like a talk show or something like that...
Ah...
Um?
So, I told the producer about it.
Yes, yes, yes.
I said I wanted to go further.
Yes, yes, yes.
He said it might not be possible.
It might not be possible?
Um...
Why didn't you say it might not be possible?
It might not be possible?
Well, it's like how you said it at the time...
I couldn't say it.
Ah, I see, I see.
You're a talent scientist.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, you have to graduate somewhere, right?
No, that's right. At this rate, you know...
Yes.
At this rate, you know...
Yes, that's right!
No, that's not it, Yamazaki! You can still do a lot of things!
Yes, yes, yes.
In that sense, you should go to a lot of places.
The spring called "Yamazaki" hasn't grown at all yet.
Well, with that said...
Yes?
Yamazaki Hosei, who will quit today's show, has chosen...
Yes?
...a famous scene from "Gagi no Tsukai".
Ah, I see.
Apparently, Yamazaki Hosei chose one of them.
Best 5?
Yes.
Then, please watch Yamazaki Hosei's famous scene.
Here you go!
Gagi no Tsukai
Yamazaki Hosei, 33 years old.
He participated in "Gagi no Tsukai" for the second time...
...and over the past 11 years...
...he has come up with countless famous scenes.
However...
...with this March, the show will graduate.
There, he will look back...
...upon the countless great stories he left behind.
5th place...
Yamazaki, challenging himself in "super- dirtiness".
He, who aims for "super-dirtiness" beyond being a "dirtiness entertainer"...
...uses his own body for a bath...
...and tries to bring back the box he put in the hotel...
...to a world of "dirtiness entertainment".
Really?
I can't reach it right away.
Wow!
Wow, your butt is all over the place.
Your butt is all over the place.
Huh?
You're an old man.
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Let's go!
Wow!
Watch out!
Let me take it off.
It's a failure.
In fourth place,
Hosei Yamazaki and Jimmy Vs.
Kenen's battle.
Who the hell are you?!
Even though they're both entertainers from Yoshimoto,
Yamazaki and Jimmy always fight whenever they meet up.
Their quarrels one day became fate,
and every time, fierce quarrels ensued.
Look at Yamazaki's face.
What's wrong with you, getting all worked up like this?
You black bastard!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
You're making me mad!
Don't drink this shit, you bastard!
What's wrong with you?!
Stop it, you bastard!
Why are you drinking it?
Why did you kick it?!
I was breathing.
Jimmy!
Why did you kick it?!
Isn't this enough?!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
What's wrong with you?!
You're a nature lover,
but you're only drinking this shit?!
You're a nature lover, you bastard!
If you were a naturalist, you wouldn't end up like this.
Stop it!
You idiot!
Stop it!
Hey!
What are you doing?
You're not like that!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Episode 3
Yamazaki family's prank otaku visit
Hey, what are you saying?
The writer Takasu introduced a woman to be the cause of
her sudden trouble with a scary older man.
This is a famous prank that will leave its mark on the history of otakus.
Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay. I'm scared.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm here.
Who is it?
It's me.
Let's go.
Did you see them pass by?
Oh no, we can't let them escape.
- Oh, sorry! - Sorry!
- No, it's me! - What the hell!
- No, it's not me! - No, it's not me!
- It's me, Yamazaki! - It's me, Yamazaki!
- No, it's not me! - What the hell!
- Sorry! Sorry! - What the hell!
- Sorry! Sorry! I... I...
- No, it's me! - No, it's me!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What the hell is going on here?!
Can you calm down for a second?
Excuse me.
What are you talking about? I'm talking about you.
No, you're wrong! No, you're wrong!
I'm talking about you!
No, you're wrong. No, you're wrong.
What's wrong?
Excuse me.
Don't you have a life?
No, I'm sorry!
I'm leaving!
Hello!
Excuse me!
No, you're wrong!
You're wrong!
No, you're wrong!
I'm leaving!
No, you're wrong!
I'm leaving!
I'm going to die!
Number two.
A piano concert at midnight.
Excuse me.
Yamazaki's law is small in scale.
Excuse me.
Yamazaki was punished for his crime.
He played a piano concert in the dark of midnight.
Hey, Tom!
Tom!
What are you doing?!
You're a biohazard!
Next up is a secret song by Beethoven.
I'm scared.
This is...
This is not okay!
This is not okay for anyone!
Not even for old men!
That's not okay.
I'm not scared!
Really, I'm already scared!
I'm not scared!
(music)
Wow! Wow!
Hey, what are you doing? Wow!
Wow! Wow!
No. 1 Hosei Yamazaki vs. Moriman - Battle of Flames
Hosei Yamazaki and Moriman will challenge each other to a serious match.
It's a showdown between two masters of the cliff.
The clash of their will has attracted more than 1,000 people in Korakuen.
Oh my god!
Among them, this confrontation became the most debated.
After all, this is the only way!
Yes!
Hot, hot, ankake confrontation!
That's amazing!
Yamazaki-kun, who sometimes becomes naked for the sake of "Gaki-no-Tsukai",
who has struggled and been beaten up by various things and has been threatened,
but you still worked hard for the show.
For Yamazaki-kun, "Gaki-no-Tsukai" must be an important memory of his youth.
Even if you leave us,
the number of emotions you gave us will remain in our hearts forever and ever.
Goodbye.
And thank you for the memories.
- Well, that's it. - I see.
But when I look at it again like this, I feel like I understand.
It's as interesting as it used to be.
Well, you know...
Now, we'd like to hear the producer, Suga-san, say goodbye.
- Yamazaki-san, thank you for the past 12 years. - Thank you.
During the past 12 years,
you made me quit "Downtown" and let me do "Talk" alone,
or let me use "Golden" on Japanese TV,
and you kept telling me all sorts of things, and it was about time I got bored.
From now on, I'd like you to work hard with producers other than me on Japanese TV
and aim for "big". Thank you very much.
Well, we are Yamasaki's juniors.
Let's start with you two.
Hosei, thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Before we came here, we met Mr. Downtown and Mr. Menshiki and Mr. Yamazaki saved us.
Thank you very much.
I don't think we can meet again without this.
Thank you for your hard work.
Well, then, let's start with us.
That's right.
Well, um...
To be honest, I was happy.
Um...
He himself said that he would graduate from school
in order for me to become even bigger.
Ah, this is lonely, but...
I think we can expect a lot from you from now on.
That's true.
For example, the song.
Mr. Yamazaki, what you said this time
and what you said last time are different.
I'm glad.
If it's in the form of "kubi"...
That's right, that's right.
Um...
Well, for Yoshimoto,
there will be more and more new students.
Yes.
It's time for you to put more effort into it.
That's right.
Well, um...
If you hadn't told me you were quitting,
I would have quit.
I see.
Well, up to there.
Yes.
After all, there are places where you were stuck.
Yes.
Um, Mr. Yamazaki, thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
Finally, I would like to say hello to everyone watching TV from Tosei Yamasaki.
Thank you.
Finally, I would like to say hello to everyone watching TV from Tosei Yamasaki.
Thank you.
No one will give me flowers like this.
Thank you for supporting me as a musical instrument user for 12 years.
I'm sorry.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you, Yamazaki.
Thank you.
Thank you!
Thinking about it, it's hard for five people to do it.
Well, there's nothing we can do.
There's nothing we can do, and it's easy for four of us to split up and make up a team.
That's right.
There's nothing we can do.
Well, everyone watching TV may be sad, but it can't be helped.
As I've said many times, it's not like I'm retiring.
Yamazaki!
Musical instrument user!
What did you say?
Hey!
Viewers, are you surprised?
Actually, I asked Mr. Downtown and Mr. Cocorico to do it for me!
I'm a musical instrument user!
I did a prank today!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Attention to the traffic lights, there was a poem
It's necessary, after today, nice to the rain
It's necessary, let's have fun
I was doing a prank.
A prank is like a surprise.
Viewers may not be surprised.
Or it may be a pity.
Anyway, I say I won't stop.
Let's hang out a little more.
By the way, I didn't do anything for a prank.
That's right.
It's a low degree of perfection.