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I think that Mr. Debayashi is really trying to...
I've been telling you from the beginning!
I've told you many times!
I remembered it three weeks ago
It's too late for that
It's hard for me to come up with something like that!
Let's really stop this
Really?
Should we really stop?
Should I impersonate Kuwata Keisuke?
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
Huh?!
Actually, everyone impersonates Kuwata Keisuke, right?
Yes, they do.
I've seen a lot of Kuwata Keisuke impersonations, but I think I'm the best.
Kuwata Keisuke is expensive.
Yes.
When it comes to me, I can impersonate Kuwata Keisuke in 10 levels.
No, you don't have to impersonate me in 10 levels.
Make me look like the best.
How many times do you want me to impersonate you?
The number of Kuwata Keisuke impersonations that people around the world do is about 4, right?
Yes, but you don't have to impersonate me like that.
Make me look like I'm the best.
Um, how do you say "tsunami" in Japanese?
I don't know!
You don't know how to impersonate!
How do you say "tsunami" in Japanese?
Oh, Julia!
Julia!
You're embarrassing me!
You only step on poop when you go home.
Today you only stepped on poop when you went home.
Why you!
How do you say "tsunami" in Japanese?
There's something like...
"tumadou kaze ni..." (tumadou kaze ni...)
No, I mean...
No, next one! Next one is easy to impersonate!
Have you ever done it with that song?
I have!
Then do it!
I just remembered it!
What's next?
Why is there only this song and nobody knows it?
Did that song really sell?
I don't know...
That's enough...
What was it again?
That's enough...
What is it?
No, well...
It's terrible... No, behind you... No...
Kaze ni tomadou...
Hey, hey, wait!
Your T-shirt is sloppy!
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Kaze ni tomadou uwaki na boku
Ah, yes, yes, yes...
Eh?
"Ah, uwaki na boku"!
"Uwaki na boku"!
Kaze ni...
Wait, wait!
Kaze ni tomadou uwaki na boku
"Uwaki na boku"!
Right?
Yes!
Come here!
I don't know!
I'm sick of this!
I only know up to that point!
Eh? You don't know everything?
I don't know everything!
Later.
Later!
Why doesn't anyone know?
What?
I was curious, so...
I'm lost in the wind, I'm weak
I'm the wind of that day passing by
That's the next problem!
Oh, that's stupid.
Go home!
I'm sick of it!
What is it?!
There must be someone who's "I'm lost in the wind, I'm weak"
I'm sick of it!
I'm lost in the wind, I'm weak
I'm the shadow of that day passing by
Actually, I look better than that
That's it! That's it!
But you're not laughing, are you?
Huh? Was I that big?
No, you're big. Basically, you're big.
Yes, you're definitely big.
Later. Later.
It finally came out!
Can you do it with this?
Then let's do it with 3.
Go ahead.
With 3.
Actually, I look better than that
No, no, no.
You know, even if you're 10 steps ahead of me,
even if you're a few steps below me, you're still small.
No, about 3 is like this.
It's 3 out of 10.
You're definitely throwing it in the wrong place.
But for a moment, you all should have seen my belly button.
Don't say 10.
Make it about 6.
About 6 is probably pretty high.
Do you really want me to increase it?
If you don't want me to increase it, come closer.
6 means you only have 7, 8 and 9 left.
Until you're 10.
You only have 3 left.
You only have 3 left, and you're doing that?
I worked pretty hard for it.
No, no.
It's still like this.
Worked hard? Ah, yes.
Then say 7.
You haven't changed it yet!
I haven't, I haven't
Seven! That was seven, right?
Eight!
Eight, eight
Now it's finally...
Nine and ten!
Right?
Nine!
You don't have much power, do you?
If you don't do it, you'll be responsible for it!
I was looking at you from a little far away
Seven and nine, right?
Now it's finally...
Everyone's like "ah, you're good, you're good"
You're really good!
That's what you think, right?
That you're going to do ten!
Now it's finally... I'm sorry, but...
Please listen carefully
I'll listen carefully
Pretend you're Kuwata Keisuke and listen
Who?
Kikugawa too
And ten of you will do a big group dance
I can't hear you!
Is it similar or not?
Make sure of it!
If you react like that with just nine people...
It's going to be hard for me
No, that's...
Everyone's like "hmmm, I don't know about that"
If you do it with ten people...
Everyone will stand up and clap
You just ran away, didn't you? You just ran away for a second, didn't you?
You didn't say anything, did you?
I don't know what you're talking about. Why do you sound like a gorilla?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You sound like a gorilla.
I don't mean to sound like a gorilla, but...
I can't say that.
I'm sorry. I thought you sounded like a gorilla.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't worry about it.
No, no, no.
I just heard you for a second.
I'm sorry.
I just heard you for a second.
I don't know if I should say it.
I'm sorry.
I don't sound like a gorilla.
I'm sorry.
I don't sound like a gorilla.
I'm sure I don't sound like a gorilla.
No, I heard you say that, Dariel.
No, it's just my misunderstanding.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Don't say it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
If you say that, I don't know why you're wearing a white shirt.
You're wearing a white shirt so you don't look like a gorilla.
- Isn't it? - Isn't it?
Because if I don't wear a white shirt, I look like a gorilla.
Just a normal gorilla.
Isn't it?
And I don't want to be just a normal gorilla.
- Then yourself is a gorilla! - You're saying that because you're confused!
- You're saying that because you're confused!
Are you not confused?
You're saying you're a gorilla!
Your voice sounded like a gorilla.
You're not saying "gorilla!"
I'm not a gorilla.
No, I'm a gorilla.
You're a gorilla!
If you say that, then I'm a gorilla.
You can say "gorilla."
You can say "gorilla" a lot.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Just say whatever you want.
It's just my nasal voice.
I see.
It's not my usual voice.
Yes.
What?
Nothing.
You're not saying "gorilla."
I'm not a gorilla.
Your voice sounded like a gorilla.
I'm sorry.
It's not like that.
Your voice...
Your voice doesn't come out in front of you?
They say I'm not a gorilla.
I just admitted that I'm a gorilla.
Then what is my existence?
No, I mean...
I don't know what you're talking about.
He's running away! He's running away!
Gorilla! Gorilla!
Oh, so you're Kuwata Keisuke Gorilla Version?
Oh, so if Kuwata Keisuke were a gorilla...
It's like that, right?
What?
Isn't it good like this?
It's good, right? You've done it a lot, right?
I've done it a lot?
What is this?
What is this meeting?
My stress release meeting?
I've done it a lot, right?!
If you can't do it, don't do it!
I want to sleep at home.
I came here for work.
It's like everyone came here because of my selfishness.
I'm so angry!
I've done it a lot, right?!
Why did you come here and say "I'll do it only if you don't say anything"?
Because I want you all to feel warm.
Huh?!
It's cold even though you said it's hot this year.
That's right.
Because of that, I want you all to feel warm.
Even though you're doing it...
Yes, yes.
What is a gorilla?
Huh?!
No, you're not even a gorilla.
Who is aiming to be a gorilla?
What are you talking about?
It's written in your heart that you're a human.
Who is trying to be on the gorilla side?
It's more like a match!
You don't know how to interpret it.
That's enough.
There's something we need to decide today.
That's right!
Yes.
Yes!
Come here!
Yes.
Please!
I've said it before.
Yes.
Revenge!
Yes, confrontation!
Yes.
It's finally...
Wait a minute!
Why is everyone...
That's not important.
No, no, no.
It's about love.
In the previous punishment game, we were really determined.
The four of us.
Huh?
Yes!
I said it properly.
In the previous punishment game, we were really determined.
You said determination?
Yes.
Why are you so calm?
What are you doing?
As I said earlier, it's a swimming match.
Yes.
For now, the staff is simulating it.
Thinking of this version.
Yes.
Let's watch the video.
Really?
Yes.
But this guy is a former commercial model.
It's not a gum.
Cool.
It's like Kama Saki.
First, flat swim 50m.
Each Hamada team swim 12.5m.
First, flat swim 50m.
Matsumoto swim 50m alone.
Each Hamada team swim 12.5m.
I did it now.
Here is "touch".
If you swim 12.5m...
Next is "touch".
50 people?
Yes.
Because there are four of you.
The speed doesn't go up.
Once you stop...
It's completely different.
You touch here again, right?
Yes.
Oh, no.
It's impossible.
But you're winning.
Yes.
No, but you're...
It's getting slower and slower.
I don't know.
Who is this?
By the way...
Oh, I lost.
In the second half, Matsumoto won by a small margin.
Next is crawl 50m.
This is also...
Four people of this team...
Break 12.5m each...
Touch and go.
Ready...
I'm not good at jumping in.
I can't do it.
Wow!
If you fall, you will win.
You can win.
I can't do it!
It's fast in the back.
The Hamada team, who pulled away in the turn, won by a big difference.
The last is Kuroll's 50-meter hand line.
The Hamada team, which won the usual Kuroll match, now uses a swimming cap instead of a baton.
It's like wearing a hat instead of a baton.
Oh, I see. That's not good. That's not good.
(laughter)
Matsumoto Asshou has lost a lot of time due to water traffic.
(music)
What's with this guy's picture?
(laughter)
I see.
Looking at that video, I noticed something that no one else noticed.
What is it?
First, the 50 meter pool.
If it's not like that, it's no good.
So in the end, because of the opponent's turn, you can earn a lot of points.
If you don't do that, from the beginning to the end...
So if you do it with the three of you floating in the middle of the water...
It's completely different from being able to kick like that, right?
Also, the hat is...
It's a little too much.
The baton is fine, isn't it?
What?!
No, no, no, no. That's no good.
Was it Hamada-kun?
That's no good!
The baton is...
You can't say "baton" while you're swimming!
No, no, no, let me say it again!
The baton is...
No, no, no...
No, because...
The baton is...
Without the baton...
Didn't you say it was fine?
Yes, yes, yes...
The first one touched...
No, no, no, that's no good.
Why?!
It's no use, right?
You touched it and it touched you.
I won't allow you to say that.
That's no good, that's no good.
Because if you say "ping!" and it's like "ah, it touched me, it touched me!"
I know you're going to say it.
You're all Japanese.
Are you all Japanese?!
What should we do?
Today's topic is...
It's a topic, isn't it?
A topic.
"Freedom" or "openness" or whatever.
No, no, we're competing, aren't we?
Yes, we are.
We're all crows, aren't we?
Yes, we are.
The most free-spirited competition is...
Crows, right?
Yes.
What if we say we can't do it?
Huh?!
You can't do it?
Not that we can't do it, but we haven't thought about it as much as you do.
We don't think about it.
We don't think about it either.
When we're watching TV, we're focused on it.
We're like that too.
When we're eating, we're focused on eating.
No, it's not like that!
If we're doing a swimming competition, it's gotta be this guy!
Yes.
Right?!
Hmm...
Well, even if you say "this guy"...
We said we'd do a swimming competition, but it's gotta be a gorilla!
It's gotta be a gorilla.
That's right.
Well, well, it's fine.
Yeah!
Just know one thing about me.
What?
I can't jump in.
You can do it from below.
Get up, you!
I can't jump in?!
You can't jump in.
Ah, but I can't do that either!
I don't think you can do it well.
I can't do it well?!
Yeah.
Then you can do it from below.
You can do it from below.
Just know that.
If you don't know it, you'll be bad at it and it'll change a lot.
Yes, yes.
Let's do that.
The pool is 50m.
Yes, 50m.
50m in a straight line.
25m is no good.
If it's not 50m in a straight line, it's hard to tell.
Yes, yes.
50m...
Memo?
It's fine.
Memo is fine.
Miso.
Miso is...
It's gotta be good, right?!
Huh?!
You don't use miso, do you?!
What do you use miso for?!
Huh?!
What do you use it for?!
You don't use it for your health, do you?!
Yes.
No, gorilla, say it.
Me?!
Don't you want to buy a gorilla?!
No, no, no.
Buy it for me!
Gorilla...
I usually don't use it.
What do you use it for?
So you won't forget me.
I won't forget you coming back today.
It has nothing to do with the protest.
First of all...
Yes?
If you look at it now...
Yes?
I've divided it into four parts.
50 meters.
Yes.
What should we do with it?
Why don't you say it?
Huh?
What's with this bitter feeling?
Is it okay now?
No, it's not okay! We'll all swim equally!
12.5 meters.
Oh, is that so?
12.5 meters.
Then...
Can I decide the order?
No, you can't.
Huh? Why?
It's disgusting!
I'm sorry.
I want to do it in the previous order!
It's a revenge!
That's right, that's right!
Let's start with you, Matsumoto-san!
Yes, let's do it!
Let's do it!
You lost, didn't you?
I lost!
Do your best!
I'm sure it'll be okay.
Then, Tanaka did it.
It's me, number two.
Then, Tanaka did it.
Then, Endo and my baton...
I'm sorry!
Let's do it like this!
There's no point in winning like this!
Yes, I understand.
When are you going to do it?
Next week!
Okay, I'm ready.
Next week.
Okay.
That's how it is in a punishment game.
It's a punishment!
A previous punishment is a punishment that will never be repeated in your life.
That's right, but...
Even if you play a game, you have to think about whether or not there is a punishment.
Wait a minute!
There is a punishment!
No, why do you get punished for swimming all night?
Because you do it like that...
Why do you do it like that?
We're running right now, why do you do it like that?
It just happened to be like that.
It's not just a coincidence.
It's like a fortune.
What are you saying?
The world is like that.
What are you saying?
At the time, it was like that.
It's different! It's different!
So, I just did it like that.
Ah, which one won? I lost.
We laughed like that.
Let's meet up.
Isn't that enough?
Is this enough?
Next week!
Without a punishment?
Without a punishment!
Please, can you do something about it?
Drink water!
If you drink it, we'll go next.
Where?
Okay.
With that, next week...
Next week...
We'll meet up!
Next week...
The first confrontation and punishment game of the 21st century...
The curtain rises!
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