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No, you know, over there... Guma was saying it too, but when we were over there, it wasn't like that.
- Well, of course. - In front of us too, it's generally like that.
- Yes, yes. - When we came back, we were a little surprised.
Um... it's not like it's sunburned, it's burning! It's burning, right?
Isn't it burnt?
It's a little scary, isn't it?
- No, it's not. - Looking at the monitor, you're a little surprised, aren't you?
- Huh? - Well, it can't be helped, it can't be helped.
Well, well, well...
- However! - Yes?
- After all, in Guam... - Yes?
- I've already stopped going to Guam for New Year's. - Why is that?
- There were still a lot of unpleasant things, but... - Oh, I see.
- Um... you can tell by this sunburn, right? - Yes.
Only my forehead is a little white.
You can clearly see how I was wrinkling my forehead like this.
Yes...
- You know, I can't do it this year. - Why?
- I don't think this year will be any better. - Really?
- The curtains were the worst. - Really?
- You know, I'm not joking, I don't do anything for customers, but... - Yes?
- I was about to die in Guam. - Oh...
- But that's not the same level of breaking your ribs like you always say, right? - No, no, no...
- You know, just falling off a step like this and breaking your ribs, right? - The level is different.
- I was about to die in a hotel bathroom in Guam. - Oh, that's...
- You know, you wash your feet like this, right? - Yes.
- And you know, the bathtub in the bathroom didn't have a lot of space. - I see, I see...
- It's a bathtub like this. - I see, I see...
- And you wash your feet like this, right? - I see, I see...
- So you don't have a space like this. - I see, I see...
- And you have soap, right? - Yes.
- And you go like this...
- It's so noisy!
- It was really noisy, but I managed to avoid it. - I see, I see...
- And you know, I was about to die in a hotel bathroom in Guam. - I see, I see...
- By the way, what do you mean "bathroom"?
- I mean, you've hit someone in the head, haven't you? - Yes, I have.
- You've hit them hard, haven't you? - No, I haven't! I've hit them so hard!
- I've hit them so hard! - I see...
- At that moment, you know, when you adjust the water...
- I hit them so hard! - I see... - But you know, my brain was shaking. - I didn't know it was hot. - I thought it was cold. - I didn't know it was hot or cold. - I was in hot water for a while and I was falling down. - You couldn't move? - I couldn't move. - I was like...
- I thought I would die in the bus. - I see. - I thought I would die in the bus. - Don't say it again. - I thought it was really bad. - But you were fine after that, right? - But it's scary, you know... - I started to vomit after a few hours. - I know. - Right? - I know. - It's scary. - I was lying on the poolside and I felt like I was next to death. - You started to vomit?
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- On the Winter Holiday we were all going to the pool
- It was the end of the year, and we weren't really focused.
- To be honest I wanted to sleep more, so I kept thinking
- "I'll sleep for today" - "Let's just leave it like this, we're all going to the pool, right?"
- Suddenly Caelan woke up and messaged me saying "Lets put this cremation under the door"
- "Drink it out of the car" - "I can't stop opening it!"
It's true that it's heavier and there's no gap, but if you put it in about 5mm, it will be blown away by the wind.
If you do a gas pose and come back, it will definitely fly.
I see. If you don't put it in more.
It will definitely be blown away by the wind.
Think about it!
You say "yes" and come back and turn over the entrance mat and put it in there!
Hey, hey, hey!
That's...
I thought you'd say "yes" next year.
No, that's not it.
That's what you say.
You say "yes" and come back and turn over the entrance mat and put it in there!
How do you know?
That's...
Don't cry!
I'm doing it because I want you to be kicked.
You're really stupid.
For the third time, you're trying to put it in where you put the card machine.
You asked me to put it in the room.
More than half of it.
If you say it like that, I can't say "yes" to you.
He's no good.
He's stupid.
Because...
Miyasako forgot her hat, so she came to my house and asked me to put it in the mailbox.
When Miyasako woke up in the morning, it wasn't in there.
I called her and said, "It's not in there. What's going on?"
She said there wasn't a place to put it in.
There's no way it's not in there.
Then what about letters?
There's no way it's not in there!
There's a place where it's all over the place!
There wasn't a place to put it in there!
Just because it had a lock on it doesn't mean it doesn't know the number!
Usually what happens is that the mailman and the telegraph operator put all of the locks together and give it to you!
But you can't put it in there!
And you say there wasn't a place to put it in there!
It's no way it's not in there!
"It's no way it's not in there" you say...
Can you not look at me like that?
If I were your junior, I think you'd be a really good one!
Even if you say it's no way it's not in there, it doesn't mean it doesn't know the number!
What's with you, you're spacing out like that?
Even if you're on the highway and the mailman gets close, you should have it ready!
Yeah, yeah...
After I got there, there was something weird going on...
There was a hole in one of the windows in the back...
I was in a daze...
What's with you, you've got the money ready...
I only opened it for a little while, so I opened it again...
And when I was about to pay for it, it was just for the ticket!
What's with you, you've got the money ready...
You should have said that, too!
That's no good!
I see...
That can't be helped...
That's no good...
If only my hands were bigger...
What do you mean?
I'd like them to be this big...
Oh, you'd like them to be wider?
Yeah...
But at least one of them is fine...
I'll give you both of them...
Don't say that...
If only my hands were bigger...
From this year, even if I go out for a meal and say "cute" or "meal"
I'm already trying to pay for it...
Why is that?
Because!
That's annoying!
That's enough!
Everyone's making money, but why do I always have to pay for it?
That's weird!
Abe-san, are you making money?
Of course I am!
Oh, really?
It's weird!
I don't like it!
I don't like it anymore!
It doesn't matter if people say I'm stingy!
Why do I always have to pay for it?
Every year, I say "let's do it"
Let's go to Fukui
Fukui
I call a lot of people on the phone...
But in the end, it's me who pays for it!
It doesn't cost 200,000 or 300,000 yen to go to Fukui!
And I'm the one who pays for it?
Who's the man here?
200,000 or 300,000 yen?
Where will you get that money from?
That's easier said than done, back in the day...
Right?!
It's bigger than Fukui!
Huh?!
You have big eyes!
That's it!
About money...
That's about it...
I'm going to quit now...
But you should still do it!
I'll still do it!
It's already the 10th!
When I asked him for money, he kicked me from above!
Even though I'm a bit old-fashioned!
Even though I don't do it every year, I won't do it again this year.
Let's do it.
Yeah, I wanted to fix it too.
Whatever.
You know, back in the day...
Tsumura Illusion was doing a show in Japan, remember?
White Tiger came and...
Zeke, Freed and Lloyd were doing it.
Yeah, White Tiger and K-2.
Yeah, and they still have it over there.
They're doing a show.
They're getting way older.
You know that?
Of course I know!
I know, I know!
When I saw this pamphlet from Guam...
It said "Italian restaurant...
...Peppino Ojiisan"
And it said this really big old man...
Everyone's here to eat, right?
And I said "Let's go!"
And it was a really big old man!
No reaction at all.
He's so fat!
No way!
He's a different person!
He's gotten way older!
When he came to Japan, he ran around like crazy!
Yeah, that happens.
He came out of nowhere and I...
I just got up and...
That's not fair!
You have a show coming up and you just got up and...
That's not fair!
You just got up and...
Zeke, Freed and this guy...
That's not fair!
He doesn't move at all!
Is that the only way to do it?
Riding a white tiger and like...
Disappearing or something like that?
There are sad things like that, right?
Circuses and stuff like that...
Even Pierrot who's doing it...
Obviously...
When he takes off his makeup...
He's so alive!
You can't forgive that even though you're human!
There are times when animals go crazy!
Like...
They go like...
Like something's coming out of their asses!
Even monkeys go like...
Like something's coming out of their asses!
That's not their ass!
There are monkeys that come out of their asses!
But they're monkeys!
Like Robert Funcher!
There are!
Those things go crazy!
But you know...
If you put your partner up like this...
And do it at a high place...
It won't disappear...
It only starts with a partner!
Like...
All of it!
Well...
You know?
Well, well...
It's only existence...
That makes you walk alone...
- It can't be helped, right? - I think he's laughing at me, so I'm looking at him like this...
Without a doubt, he'll disappear for the rest of the year.
- He will, right? - Yes.
This is a question for Mr. Mazumosu, who has been an astronaut many times since the NASA's Apollo plan era.
Yes.
Even if you enter the atmosphere bare-skinned, can you tell me how to live without getting burned out?
How long do I have to answer such a pointless question?
No, no, it's not like that.
You know, it's fine if you don't answer it.
But you know it, right?
Maybe it's a sin for me to know it.
That's right. So please tell me.
Don't you know it, dressed like that?
No, I don't know.
Why?
I don't know.
Do you know how cold it is in the atmosphere?
I don't know.
It's amazing.
It's tens of thousands of hertz.
I mean, let's say it's hertz.
No, it can't be hertz.
Then let's say it from a distance.
No, it can't be from a distance.
What is it?
It's an incredible heat line.
A heat line.
A heat line?
A heat line, you...
What?
No, no...
What?
The way you look at me is strange.
It's a heat line.
Now, when I was dug out of there,
I'm the only one who knows how to protect yourself and who can protect you, right?
At this stage.
And the people who heard me say this can protect themselves, right?
Well, in such a situation...
If it happens...
It won't happen.
Because the space age is coming up.
It won't happen.
You won't get used to it in the mountains.
Well, you have to try not to get used to it.
Yes, yes.
As much as you can.
Yes.
Like eating soba.
I see.
Then teach me.
Try getting out.
Try protecting yourself from the heat.
"Try getting out"?
What am I supposed to do, "try getting out"?
It's a little strange, isn't it?
Let's say a huge heat line comes up.
Yes, yes.
Is there anything you can do? Protect yourself.
Try protecting yourself as much as you can.
You're a fat guy.
What do you want to protect?
What?
You want to protect.
Where do you want to protect?
It's decided as a whole, isn't it?
It's decided as a whole, but...
Find some points you want to protect.
Like this?
Yes, like this.
You know what?
Even though you've become so hot-tempered...
Even though you only have your ass left...
It doesn't feel good at all.
- What is it? - What's wrong?
- First of all, you have to protect your eyes. - My eyes?
- If you don't protect your eyes, something will... - No, let's just make it a face.
- No, no, no, you don't know what I'm talking about, do you? - Well...
- That's not it, that's not it. If your fingers can withstand that heat, no one will have a hard time. - Of course.
- Right? This part will melt away. Right? - Yes.
- Then there's nothing you can do about it, right? - That's right.
- So think about protecting the whole thing. - What do you want me to do?
- Huh? - What do you want me to do?
- What's with that way of asking?
- You're always asking like it's New Year's Eve and you don't take it off.
- It's different from usual.
- I don't even feel like answering you!
- What do you want me to do?
- It's a little inside out.
- Huh?
- The heat will escape, you know.
- No, but...
- You're... you're in the middle of it, aren't you?
- I'm in the middle of it.
- First of all... first of all...
- This is how it's supposed to be.
- You have to think about separating the heat.
- Ah, of course.
- Right? - Yeah.
- Do you want me to ask you something? - No, I do, I do.
- You don't like it, do you? - No, I don't like it!
- A little more... - I like it!
- Really? - Yeah.
- It's simple inside out. - Yeah.
- Raise your armpits. - Why?
- You should burn your armpit hair.
- On the contrary, I don't like it.
- That's right.
- You know...
- Stop it.
- I have a question for you, Mazumosu-san, who ate with a kappa's plate before.
- Didn't the kappa get angry when you took the plate away?
- What do you mean?
- What do you think about the kappa's plate?
- What do I think about it? I've only seen it in manga.
- Yeah, it really looks like a plate.
- Um... do you think it's attached to your body?
- Ah, yes, I do.
- That's what you usually think, right? - Yeah.
- Actually, it's just attached.
- It's just attached? - Yeah.
- So, is it a real plate or what? I don't know about it.
- Um... how do I say it...
- Even if you say it's a plate, it doesn't look like one, does it?
- No, it doesn't look like one.
- It's more of a plate than that.
- Oh, is that so?
- It's more of a plate than that.
- That's how it is.
- Oh, is that so?
- It's just attached like this.
- Ah, I see.
- So, if you think of it as a part of your body, you're wrong.
- In a way, kappa are "saraoki".
- They're called "saraoki" for a reason.
- If you think of it as a plate.
- If you think of it as a plate...
- Right? And I... um...
- When kappa say "I'm going to eat" and then suck in the highlight...
I was like... "Wow..."
Right?
If I had to say it with a star, I'd say it's four stars.
- Who? - Kappa.
- Right. - This shop.
- Oh, I see, I see. - Right?
That's what he said.
On that day, I went in and took a bite, but he hadn't noticed me for a while.
- I see, I see.
- I took a bite again. - What?!
- I took a bite again. - Right, right.
- Hey, young man! That's when you noticed me, right? - Yeah.
- "Oh, I'm sorry!" And you took a bite. - Yeah.
- So you're not mad at me, right? - I see, I see.
- But you're really mad at me!
- It's not like you'll die because you took a bite or anything like that, right? - It's not like that.
- You're just mad at me for some reason, right? - I see.
- I think you're feeling like you're about to get beaten up by a talent.
- You're like, "It's fine, but..."
- You're mad at me for some reason!
- You're just riding it, right? - Yeah.
- Oh, you're just putting it on like a double - sided tape or something like that, right?
- I'm not putting it on! - Yeah.
- You're not riding it, right? - Yeah.
- You're not riding it, right? - I'm just falling off.
- You're getting weird.
- But I'm still being chased.
- Huh?
- You gave it back, didn't you? - No, I didn't.
- Huh? You didn't give it back? - No, I didn't.
- You brought it back? - Yeah, I brought it back.
- So I'm still being chased.
- By who? Kappa? - Kappa.
- He told me to give it back.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You can give it back, right? - If something like this happens, it's E.G., right?
- It's E.G. and E.G.'s clash.
- No, it's his thing!
- You're so mean!
- Kappa, you're so mean!
- What's E.G. to you? You're evil!
- No, I'm just mad. I feel like I lost.
- Huh? What do you mean? You took it yourself, didn't you?
- Yeah.
- Then you should've given it back!
- No, no. But I feel like I lost.
- No, I mean, why?
- I'm mad because I feel like I'm scared.
- Huh?
- So I gave it back, and he said, "You can't have it."
- So I said, "You can't have it."
- "Please."
- I know that.
- You know what I mean, right?
- I know it. I know it.
- I won't give it back.
- I don't know what you'll say. You'll definitely give me a finger.
- Look! His...
- You'll definitely give me a finger for Kappa's sake.
- No, his...
- You can't give him a different one than his plate.
- I see!
- Like, the dumpling one.
- You gave me a small one.
- I don't know about that. I don't know if he'll accept it or not.