AISubs v3.5
That night, when we returned to downtown, we learned that we had an unexpected visitor.
Excuse me.
Could you tell me where you're looking forward to?
Actually, we have a visitor who wants to talk with you.
Could you tell me where you're looking forward to?
Who is it?
Good morning.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Last month, the chief director of this show, Saito Toshide, who has been a passionate fan of the band for a long time, had a match with his admirer, Jagger.
At that time, Jagger tried to get married and tried to take Jagger away from him.
However, Jagger, who is good at martial arts, allowed him to go home.
Wait a minute!
Why is she here?
What's up?
Well...
The other day, I had a match with Saito Toshide.
Oh, yes, yes.
At that time...
Well...
I feel like I'm stalking him.
Who are you stalking?
Saito Toshide?
I think so.
No, you can't do that.
Well...
After the match, I happened to exchange my cell phone number.
Oh, I see.
I've been calling him a lot of times.
Sometimes, he seemed to be in a black shadow.
A black, little shadow?
No, I think it's small.
Oh, I see.
What should we do?
Let's tell the police.
Yes, let's tell the police.
But shouldn't we ask him first?
Well, of course.
You don't like it, do you?
I'm sure you don't like it.
No, but...
What?
What do you mean?
Did you like him at first?
No, well...
I saw him and thought he looked good.
But when I talked to him, I felt like he was kind.
But when I'm stalked like this...
I feel like I'm being bullied.
I see!
I like strong men.
I see.
He's a weak man.
He's barely human.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Hey, you. - Yes?
Are you calling Jagger-san or something?
Yes, I just exchanged my cell phone the other day.
So I thought you might want me to call you.
No, that's fine.
But I thought you might want me to visit your house.
But you liked me, so I thought you might want me to call you.
You don't usually tell me your cell phone number, do you?
No, no, no. What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
But I don't hate you that much.
Oh, you don't?
Your attitude.
Like a stalker?
In your words, you don't seem like a man.
That's not true. I'm quite a man.
That's right.
Is that how you say it?
I like strong people like you, Jagger-san.
I like you.
I can even protect you.
For example, there are a lot of crazy people out there.
If you're in trouble, I can help you.
Isn't it obvious?
I'll do it.
What are you talking about?
Isn't it obvious?
No, it's not obvious at all.
That's not manly.
For example, Jagger-san, you're a pro-wrestler.
How about we form a tag team and fight each other?
That's not possible.
What do you mean? We can do it. Let's do it.
We can do it.
Leave it to me.
Are you serious?
I'm serious. I'll do it for love.
Jagger-san, will you do it for me?
If you can protect me...
I'll definitely protect you.
You're really not manly.
No, it's fine.
It hurts!
I'm a lion!
What is he saying?
I'm a lion.
Jagger-san, you're a lion.
Wow!
Wow! It's a dad joke!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Now, the tag match between Heipo and Jagger is about to begin.
Heipo is a lion, right?
He's not a lion, right?
I don't think so.
There's a waiting room.
Heipo is confident about his fight, but his body is worried.
Will Heipo be okay?
What are you doing?
You don't have any strength, do you?
You're eating something that's easy to swallow.
You're getting cocky.
Are you okay?
Can we stop now?
What are you talking about?
You're a man among men.
You're getting cocky.
You're a man among men.
The problem is whether you can show your manliness or not.
I think I can show it.
I was born as a man, so I have to protect women.
Before I become a director, I have to be a man.
You're a man among men.
Yes, I'm a man among men.
After this, Heipo will talk about what he can do for the woman he loves, and what a man's true strength is.
Everyone will listen to Heipo, who is different from usual.
A man can stand up for the woman he loves in any situation.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
What do you think of love?
The alarm clock called love woke up my sleeping lion.
You're like a lion.
And...
From now on, Heipo and Jagger will have a 60-minute love tag match.
First of all, in the red corner...
To prove their love, they fight with caution.
Heipo and Jagger enter the ring with pride.
What's this?
He's making a kid sing.
You can do it!
That was a bad joke.
Next up, from the blue corner,
the mysterious wrestler duo,
the Maskman Brothers!
Are you okay?
You look strong!
What's this?
This is scary!
This is dangerous!
Who is this?
Let's go!
Bring it on!
Kill him!
They're telling you to kill him!
What's wrong?!
Who is it?!
Help us out!
Help us!
If a man asks for help from a woman, he has to protect her even if he has to throw away his own life.
Huh?
Wow!
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Touch!
Do it!
What are you doing?
Do it!
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
Help me! Help me!
Reiko! Reiko!
What are you doing?
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
Reiko!
Heipo!
Wait a minute.
Heipo, go!
What are you doing?
Heipo, grab his neck!
Neck, neck, neck!
The word "man" means "power" in the rice field.
In other words, he is not a man without power.
Don't you know that?
Reiko, touch him!
Go! Reiko, go!
Do it, you!
You, writer, help me!
Reiko!
Do it, you!
Reiko, do it!
Do it, you!
Go! Go!
Reiko, do it!
Usually, men can be ugly.
Usually, men can be gray.
But, one day, they will shine in gold.
What are you doing?
Touch! Touch! Touch!
Stop it!
Do something and come back!
Help me!
Turn it more! Turn it more!
I'm sorry! Turn it more!
Help me!
I'm sorry! Turn it more!
It's painful!
OK!
Eipo!
Now is your chance, Eipo!
Your chance!
Eipo!
What's that?
Eipo!
Damemon!
Are you protecting me?
I like you, Damemon!
Are you talking about girls?
Ouch!
I'm sorry!
What's that?
Hey!
I like you!
What?
I like you!
What's wrong with you?
I ate too much rice cake.
You ate too much rice cake.
Hey!
It's over!
Don't...
Don't fall in love with me!
Don't...
Don't fall in love with me!
Hello!
I saw something interesting yesterday.
What did you see?
I haven't seen it for a while.
I was driving along Meiji Street in Shibuya.
A firefighter came up to me.
"Ooh, gong, gong, gong, gong!" He came up to me like that.
And I think it was around the area in front of the big camera.
I wanted to make a U-turn around there.
But it's too big for a U-turn.
A young firefighter came down.
He was wearing silver from top to bottom.
He looked like a firefighter, didn't he?
He came down.
He couldn't make a U-turn on the first floor.
So he backed up like this.
He's guiding you.
But he's in a hurry because it's a fire.
He has to hurry up.
So I backed up and went like this.
And he just left me there.
No way!
That young firefighter!
"I don't know what to do!" "What can you do?" "I can't watch it forever." "Oh, I see." "I went there, but I felt sorry for them." "They're chasing you wherever you go, aren't they?" "That's right."
"That's one of the kids' Sendamizo games." "Even if you're left in such a place and in such a school ..." "It's because there are firefighters, isn't it?" "It's definitely funny, so let's go." "Well, you know the scene." "I know the scene, but ..." "It's coming later." "It's coming later."
"It's coming later." "Give me a break!" "Well, I guess you're right." "It was delicious." "How is it?" "This winter ..." "This winter ..." "Huh?" "It's delicious, isn't it?" "Well, you know, I'm a salt ..." "Yeah." "You know me, don't you?" "Yeah." "Well ..." "Yeah." "Do you know anything about broadcasters and writers?" "Yeah." "Do you know anything about broadcasters and writers?"
"Excuse me?" "I'll tell you something ..."
"Somehow, you know, you can't see it yourself." "Your own?" "No, no, no, you know, a man's." "That's, well, this one."
"No, that's funny, somehow, you know, there's a really big guy or something, and he says, "Look at it, look at it," and you say, "No, I'm fine." And you watch it like this.
And if we were to chase after them now, they'd be like "enough is enough!" and run off like this.
Is that so?
Well, well, well, you say that, don't you?
It's not like it's any of your business, is it?
I went to Disneyland.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Did you go recently?
No, I didn't.
It's fun, isn't it?
Well, well...
Is it fun?
You know, the one with Honey...
The one with Honey Hunt...
Honey Hunt?
The one with Honey Hunt and Pooh...
It's really fun!
You know, you get on it like this...
And BAM! You get in!
The reason I like Honey Hunt so much is because of it!
That's what I think!
Do you think so?
This is fun.
You know, it's better to stand with children.
They get happy and go "pyon, pyon, pyon, pyon," you know.
I'm a little shaken up myself, you know.
So, it's a lot of fun.
Well...
You're the one who's shaken up!
Before, you said you had a 380,000 yen fan at home.
I did.
I heard you also have a 380,000 yen kotatsu.
What kind of kotatsu is it?
Do you want to know?
Yes, I do.
It's a 380,000 yen kotatsu, so I've never seen it before.
What do you think it is?
Um...
That one?
Is the heater part special?
Final answer?
Final answer!
NO!
Are you serious?
It's open!
100,000 yen!
You know, it's not easy to get Kotatsu for 380,000 yen at a regular store.
Yeah, you're right.
That's why we've prepared something special for you.
Where is it?
It's not just one or two. There are several of them.
Can you tell me what they're like?
What?
First of all, the Kotatsu button...
It makes you look slender, doesn't it?
Wait a minute...
It's sexy.
It's not enough.
No, no...
That's...
That's what you get when you go shopping.
It's just right.
You're good.
So?
What?
So?
Um...
If you don't want to be Trump, you're a bastard!
Um...
If you don't want to be Trump, you're a bastard!
It's an old Kotatsu.
I'm green now, you know?
The word "Trump" is the king.
So you should say "bastard" instead of "bastard"
when you still have tea and oranges.
You should say "bastard" instead of "bastard" when you still have tea and oranges.
I grew up in nature.
That's my image of Matsumoto Savannah people.
If you raised a giraffe child like a human child, how would they grow up?
Well, if they grow up to a certain extent, they will realize.
What will they realize?
That I am a giraffe.
I see.
And if they realize it, what will you do?
If they realize it, I will pretend that I am not a giraffe.
In what way?
Is there a definite difference?
Well, it's like this.
The child next to me is like this.
Yes, like this.
First of all, you try to do something about it.
Yes, I do.
So you always tell your friends like this.
Even the moment you are separated like this.
But you manage to do something about it.
The problem is this.
It's a definite difference.
In class.
And in class, even when we are taking pictures together, you are like "I'm here, but I'm resting".
Is it a problem with the environment?
Do you all accept it?
Well, if you accept it, let's do it.
I think you can overcome the barrier of words.
You can overcome it?
Yes.
Well, there is a giraffe in the trash.
Even if you say so...
But only this wall...
It's difficult.
Yes, we have to do something about it.
Can't you solve it?
We can solve it, if we work hard.
But basically, it's impossible to shorten a long neck.
But we can't do that.
So we think in our own way.
So we think of wrapping it.
What do you mean?
We wrap it.
A neck.
We wrap it round and round.
It's completely wrapped.
And if we wrap it again, we can make a bigger one.
I know.
And we can make more of it.
Then the neck will be much shorter.
But the weakness of it is that it will lie down.
That's a little...
Disgusting.
Disgusting, right? It's disgusting.
So we think of putting a vertical line in this long neck.
And we do "burin".
It's like konjac.
And the weakness of it is that it doesn't face the other way.
That's pitiful.
But we can't help it.
We can't help it.
And when we solve it, we have this.
So we can say it when we think we have to stand up.
If you think you have to stand up...
Oh, I have to hide it.
Basically, you're a teacher.
I don't care. I don't care if I'm a teacher.
You can say it to anyone. If you have a lot of friends.
I know.
I don't care.
Poor you.
You can't do that.
This is depressing.
You're the one who's depressed.
Poor you.
You're the one who's quiet.
That's enough.
What are you talking about?
I can't do that.
What is it?
You can't reverse it.
I can't reverse it.
How about this?
What are you doing?
Like this.
What are you doing?
You're supposed to do it like this.
There's a step here.
Put this on the hook here.
I'm sorry for your face.
No one is coming.
If you cut this part, you'll get sick.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.