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High tension, the best thing!
Today's program has begun!
High Tension, the Best Thing!
Good evening!
What kind of people are joining us on LINE this week?
To be honest, most of them are under 100 yen.
But we're talking about the best thing.
Best thing?
Even if we add all of them, we're talking about gamers.
Then let's get started!
First of all, this week's 10th place is...
52 points!
Sheep's song!
Kogoriko!
Tanagawa Naoki!
Good evening!
We have the best thing!
By the way, when you came out with this costume,
no one laughed at you.
First of all, you're the worst.
You're the worst.
Please don't say anything.
Please stand by!
Let's get started!
This week's 10th place is...
Sheep's song!
Sheep's song again!
10th place, Sheep!
That's not it!
It's over there!
Sheep's song again!
That's not it!
It's over there!
Stop it!
Thank you very much!
This week's 9th place is...
85 points! High-tension Michael Jackson!
Go for it!
Hello!
Before...
Yes!
When we were separated in Hamada Team and Matsumoto Team...
Yes, yes!
You did a lot of things!
No, no, no! That's not it, Matsumoto-san!
No, that's not it!
No, I...
I shed blood with you...
That's right!
I won a lottery with "happening"...
That's right!
I won a lottery with "happening"...
Yes, yes!
I saw the lottery tickets...
They were about 1/20.
Today...
Please stand by!
Well...
Well, let's go!
This week's 9th place is...
High-tension Michael Jackson!
You gotta come and find me, gotta be in the high high!
You gotta get in but...
...much of my high high!
Floor floor floor floor!
Don't know but I'm feeling feeling!
Hao!
Delicious looking boobs!
Ha! Gabu gabu gabu gabu gabu!
Ah! What is that?!
Thank you very much!
Mr. Degawa, please have a seat.
Mr. Degawa, if you can sit down, please have a seat.
But you know...
I'm sorry! I'll cut it all out of you!
What are you saying?!
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay!
I'll do it now.
Next up, this week's 8th place is...
Yes!
151 points young man's pose!
I want to erase it! Otohara Toru!
Oh!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Mr. Otohara is in 8th place!
Thank you for coming all the way back!
Thank you!
Yes!
Mr. Otohara is really into wine this week.
Wine?
Yes!
I've prepared three wines for you today.
Yes!
I'll give you a taste...
Yes yes!
...to make it easier for you to understand what kind of wine it is.
This is good!
Oh, is it?
This is...
Yes!
It's being traded in Otaku right now...
Yes!
It's a 98 year old...
Yes!
It's got a monkey on it, right?
Yes!
If you don't have it, don't have it!
Just say it!
It's pretty good!
Is it okay?
Yes!
Then...
Tell me about the taste!
Yes!
Tell me about the taste!
Yes!
It's a strong taste, isn't it?
Oh, it's a strong taste!
Yes!
Oh!
It's called "démirange"...
"démirange"?
"démirange"...
Where is it from?
It's from France!
Oh, France!
It's around the French Rhine...
Yes!
It's along the Rhine...
Oh, that's right!
It's along the Rhine...
It's from the Rhine...
Oh!
This is a pretty good one!
Yes!
I haven't tried it...
I know!
I've just seen it...
Ah... I see...
Then, please stand by.
Well, Amara-san...
Yes?
You're a person with no sense of entanglement!
Well, then... Let's get started!
This week's 8th place is...
Wakasa-Yue no Bousou by Ameagari Keshitai Hotaru!
Ah... Pai-pai... Ah... Pai-pai... Ah... Pai-pai... Ah... Pai...
Mmm... Pa... Mmm... Pa... Mmm... Pa... Mmm... Pa... Mmm... Pa...
I just wanna... I just wanna... I just wanna...
Ah... Pa... Mmm... Pa... Mmm... Pa... Mmm... Just one game! Please!
We've reached the 8th place so far, but we're not in the best position yet!
Yes!
We'll soon be in the top position...
So, with high tension and excitement, we'll introduce you two young entertainers!
Yes!
First of all, this week, you're in the 17th place!
Please give us your opinions!
Hello!
Kama-san, it's my first time meeting you, so I don't know much about you.
I don't have any data, but...
Do you know any actors you know?
I know Degas as my older brother.
Oh!
Oh, I see.
Your older brother is already dead.
I hope your father will...
Yes!
...do his best.
I'm sorry.
I was thinking of introducing myself.
No, I was thinking of introducing myself.
Oh! Introducing yourself!
I see, I see.
I've thought about it.
I see.
Please stand by!
Thank you!
I don't know what kind of person he is at all.
I don't know either.
Let's take a look.
Yes.
Are you ready? This week's 17th!
"Goriken", remember!
It's "Goriken"!
Oh!
Ah...
Already...
Gori gori gori gori goriken desu!
Gori gori gori gori gorikeeeeeen!
Pyon pyon pyon!
Hurry up!
Um...
I was huffing and puffing in the middle.
Um...
I'm not absolutely convinced, but...
In this week's 13th place, Mori is in 3rd place!
(laughter)
This is dirty!
(laughter)
Um...
These people are Yoshimoto, right?
Yes.
Are you Yoshimoto?
How is this grade?
(laughter)
How old are you?
I'm 20 years old.
Wow.
20?!
Yes, I'm 21.
21?!
I'm 20 years old.
(laughter)
But you don't have an age, do you?
(laughter)
Look at her face!
This is weird.
She's definitely playing chess.
Do you have a boyfriend?
No, I don't.
What about you?
Yes, I'm single.
(laughter)
I do.
(laughter)
You're lying!
I do!
Really?!
What does your boyfriend do?
He goes to a vocational school.
(laughter)
How do you know him?!
We're in a relationship.
(laughter)
Wow, that's amazing.
Why are you doing this to me?!
This is weird.
It's private.
What do you mean, "private"?
(laughter)
Can I say it out loud?
Why are you doing this to me?!
"Private"?!
(laughter)
You like him, don't you?
Yes.
(laughter)
Okay, everyone stand by, please!
Okay!
This is scary.
I'm the worst liar.
Oh, I see.
Wow, look at this!
(laughter)
This week's 13th place is...
Mori-san, you're wearing your shoes from a foreign country!
(ding)
(laughter)
Suri, suri, suri, suri, suri!
(laughter)
Suri, suri, suri, suri, suri!
(laughter)
Suri, suri, suri, suri, suri, suri, suri!
(laughter)
Suri, suri, suri, suri, suri, suri!
(laughter)
Ah, ah, ah...
My foot...
I'm sorry.
My foot...
I'm sorry.
My leg...
(laughter)
Thank you.
Let's go back to freestyle.
This week's seventh place is...
189 points high-tension learning, Fukawa Ryo!
Hello, Fukawa-san.
Fukawa-san, hello.
Are you okay today?
I'm fine.
Last time you got a lot of punches, didn't you?
Yes, I'm fine.
You got it, didn't you?
Last time you got a lot of punches, right?
Yes, yes.
Since you're here today, there's a call for you from someone.
Oh, really?
That makes me happy.
Please talk to her.
Hello?
Huh?
Ryo-chan?
I'm not Ryo-chan!
Huh? You're not Ryo-chan?
I'm not Ryo-chan!
You're lying!
Who are you?
Fukawa-san, nice to meet you!
Oh, hello, nice to meet you!
I'm Dantan!
Um, I'm Ryo, nice to meet you.
What are you doing?
Um, it's boring, but thank you for coming.
You don't have to say it.
Your son is not shining right now!
No, no, I don't know!
I don't know!
Um, please don't look at me like that.
Oh, it's been a long time!
Yes, thank you.
I understand, I understand!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
This week's topic is...
High-tension learning in Fukawa!
The fourth generation is...
...uncle and aunt?
But uncle and aunt are the next generation.
The knot is too...
*cough*
Is it over?
Yes! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Please, go to your seats.
Director, are you okay?
Are you okay with getting the first place punch?
No, I really can't forgive Mr. Downtown.
No, no, no!
No, no, no! Don't you think it would be better if it was the other way around?
No, we thought we were saved!
So, let's get back to it!
Yes!
Next, this week's sixth place is...
277 points!
A man who only eats beans!
Dachou Club, Ryuhei Ueshiba!
We're sorry!
Ueshiba-san, due to work reasons,
we cannot give you this award.
That's too bad!
Next, this week's fifth place is...
298 points!
"Please Give Me Love", Miyasako Hiroyuki from "Ameagari Kesutai"!
Thank you!
So, this is the fifth place?
Yes, it's getting higher and higher.
Well, well, your partner has already become like that, hasn't he?
He's not a bad person.
To be honest, up until now, I've only received "Mori Sanchuu".
Okay, third place, please!
Thank you! I'll go!
This week's fifth place, "Ameagari Kesutai", Miyasako Hiroyuki!
"Please Give Me Love"!
Damn. Damn it!
Yesterday, I…
When I look at Eowyn, I turn around and her bottom became "purei" and I "paa" if you look.
Her bottom became "purei" and I "paa" if you look.
Wu-shu-wu-wu-shu-wu-shu-wu- 부분에는 없어!
Wu-shu-wu-wu-shu-wu-shu-wu-part part!
If you see it, your mouth will be full of scabbard!
I'll run away, I'll run away!
You die! You die! You die by bleeding!
I hate everyone who's moving!
You're lying!
Thank you very much.
Next week, this week, the 4th place is...
Yes!
360 Points! Izuko to Kouda Shin!
No, no, no, no...
Kouda-san...
Um...
It's not "Izuko", it's "where are you going?"
That's all I want to say.
Please stand by!
This week, 4th place, Kouda Shin!
"Izuko"!
Izuko
See you next week
Hey, sit down
Sit down
This is not just a campaign
Hey, sit down
This week's...
Spot...
Spotlight!
This week's spotlight is...
Yamashita Shigenori, who was ranked 32nd in the first round!
Hello, nice to meet you
Yamashita-san
Yes?
It's a spotlight!
Thank you!
Now, Yamashita-san, speaking of which...
This magnificent flower has been selected as one of the 100 most beautiful flowers in Japan
Has it already been selected?
Yes!
A fortune-teller has told me about it
Oh, really?
Yes, yes, yes
Now, we've received this answer
Despite being a large flower, its hole is too small, but it's not a bad flower
Isn't that good?
However, this type of flower has a slow bloom
As an entertainer, a flower can bloom up to 60 years old
You're too late!
Now, please stand by
Now, this week's 32nd place is Yamashita Shigenori's...
Yamashita Festival!
Yamashita-pa-ka
This week's 3rd place is...
454 points!
Hohohoi! Banzai! Cholesterol edition!
Kokoriko will lead the show!
So this is it.
Have you ever been 1st place?
I've been 1st place before, but this Banzai! Cholesterol edition is my first time.
It's my 3rd time.
I see.
Maybe you'll be 1st place next year.
That's right.
I'd love to be 1st place.
But you know...
At this point...
How can I say... I feel full.
You can afford it.
Stop it.
Stop it!
Standby, please.
Are you ready?
Why are you laughing when you're not ready?
This week's 3rd place...
Kokoriko will lead the show!
Hohohoi! Banzai! Cholesterol edition!
Hehe, it doesn't matter.
C-O-L-E, Kore!
Boku wa daisuki da!
Dakara kore wa koko!
Un! De de de de!
Daisuki daisuki! Daisuki daisuki!
Kore suki daisuki! Kore suki daisuki! Minna de kore suki daisuki!
Let's begin!
It hasn't started yet!
Minna de daisuki na hohohoi yaruzo!
Saa, ryoute de kore wo motte, ashi wo hiraite!
Let's begin!
Hohohoi! Hohohoi!
Daisuki!
Thank you!
Next week's second place goes to...
483 points, Hickson Gracie Part 2, "Don Do Do Don", Yamaguchi Tomomichi!
Hello, hello.
Wow...
Thank you for coming.
You even came in second!
Yes, I came in second.
I've been very busy.
Just now, in the studio next door, I filmed a stable video.
Yes.
Well, in the sense of an AV...
Please stand by.
Now, let's go. This week's second...
"Don Do Do Don", Yamaguchi Tomomichi!
Hickson Gracie Part 2!
Hickson... Hickson... Hickson..
Hickson, drum, Tatakison!
Hickson... Hickson... Hickson, drum, Tatakison!
One! Two! Two!
Hickson Gracie!
Hikson, you're amazing!
Hikson!
As expected!
As expected of second place.
As expected of second place, really.
Now that I think about it, Fukawa is angry.
How much lower are you going to get?
Now, everyone, this week's...
The man who has reached your peak...
Fukawa!
Let's go!
This week's first place is...
526 points mermaid in English and mermaid in Japanese, Yamasaki Hosei!
Hello, Yamasaki-san.
Yes.
I'm first place.
Wow, I'm really happy.
Are you?
I've always been a spotlight for this best of the best.
Oh, really?
Yes, it's my first time being a best of the best.
I see.
And I'm first place!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm happy.
Huh? The character hasn't been decided yet.
Yamasaki-san, since you're first place, I've prepared some shoes for you.
Here you go.
Oh, this is an interesting movie.
I think I can watch it.
Yes, you're right.
Congratulations!
Yamasaki Hosei-san is first place!
Well, I'll be going now.
Good luck!
These three are taking some time.
That's a lot of work.
This week's first place is...
Yamasaki Hosei did mermaid in English, right?
I want to protect these feelings forever.
(screaming)
I did it! I did it!
That's terrible! Terrible!
That's terrible!
Am I first?
(screaming)
Here we go!
Okay! Pose!