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Last week and the previous week and two weeks in a row, comedians who were damaged by Matsumoto's money laundering were executed at Soushisen.
Matsumoto's Sekoseko Trial!
Rather than saying that, say "give me that!"
No, that's not it!
This is BB!
Open your eyes!
You!
As the number of testimonies is revealed one after another, Matsumoto, who returns, desperately tries to appeal, but the result is unforgivable!
Matsumoto, who ate Sekoseko, lost one million yen and was forced to use his heart!
And then, a meeting was held about how to use one million yen.
We decided to have fun with that one million yen.
Those of you who watch TV will be able to look forward to it.
Customers and performers, we will prepare it for you.
Customers and comedians!
But if you say that, there will be customers and it will be an event.
And if I participate in it, it will be strange if there won't be a gala next week.
In fact, I will have to receive it.
No, no, I understand!
If I try to appeal to the money launderers, one million won won't work.
That's...
Unacceptable!
Hey!
That's unacceptable!
That's right!
That's unacceptable!
That's fine!
It's about how to use one million won.
I don't know why one million won came out of it.
But that ruling was one million won.
You're a fool.
I... I'm not related to the trial.
Then, let's say it's one million and I'm a launderer!
Yes, yes.
Then, it's fine! It's fine if you fool me like this!
On the other hand, isn't it a sin to be a partner?
You pushed me in like this!
I see.
You pushed me in!
You twisted my personality!
You pushed me in!
If you pushed me in, what will happen to you?
Why is it my responsibility?
You and me, we will definitely have a trial one day.
What trial?
Let's do it. Let's do it at the end.
My end?
You're a complete fool!
I'm not a fool!
You chose your own jersey, didn't you?
It's a papillon!
That's a complete fool!
It's not a fool!
You're not a fool!
Please think about it this time.
Yes.
Including the people and staff at the site,
I hope you will have wonderful memories that will become one.
Yes, yes.
Millennium.
That's good.
Matsumoto is entrusted with 1 million yen.
How will Matsumoto use it and make it fun?
For 1 million yen!
And finally, the day of execution!
- We're heading for Tokyo Summerland now. - We're heading for Tokyo Summerland!
- We've prepared a place and 500 people for you today. - Yes!
- That's a lot of people, isn't it, uncle? - Yes, it is.
- 500 people in this cold weather... - That's right.
- You'd have to be a pretty violent leader... - That's right.
- If you didn't have that much strength... - That's right.
Shut up! What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?
- You're thinking of a way to spend those 100,000 yen, aren't you? - Yes, of course I am.
- Really? - Yes!
- Then, let's... - Yes.
I've been thinking about what it means to be an actor.
But my style of acting is very relaxing.
- What?! - What?!
- Wait a minute! - That's not true!
- You can't fool me!
I could see that!
- You've come this far because you like relaxing, haven't you? - That's not true!
- You're lying!
- So I wanted to relax the 500 people who came here. - Oh!
- So I ate a fireworks show for 100,000 yen! - Shut up!
- Fireworks show?! - Yes, fireworks show!
- For 1 million yen! - Yes!
- Normally, you can see fireworks in summer. - Yes.
- But can you see fireworks in winter? - No, we can't.
- So I wanted to do a firework show in this cold weather! - That's not true!
- But it's for 1 million yen! - Yes, it is!
- This is amazing! - It's amazing!
- It's for 1 million yen! - Yes!
- I've thought about it a lot! - I see.
- So you have 1 million yen now? - No, I don't have it.
- I'm not a bastard who has 1 million yen and walks around. - 2 million yen!
- No, you don't have it now. - You have it!
- I have faith in you! - As I said, it's for relaxation!
- If you have a bank, please give me some money! - Yes!
- Don't you have one? - We have one!
- Look from behind! - Yes, we have one!
- I think I've seen this one before - No, you haven't!
- I think I know this one! - You're wrong!
- You've seen it too many times! - You've seen it too many times!
- I remember this number!
- You're wrong!
- I've said it already!
- We've seen it too many times!
- Oh no! - Run away!
- Hurry up! Bus! Bus! - Are you stupid?! Why are you coming back?!
- Bus!
- Is this the bus?
- How is it? - Wow, this is amazing!
- How is it?! - We've seen so many fireworks in such a short time...
I can enjoy it now.
That's strange.
What did you see?
I didn't want to see it.
What's with that face?
My heart is pounding!
While they're running, the bus arrives at the Tokyo Summerland, where fireworks worth one million yen are fired up.
We're getting really close.
Yes, we are.
It's starting to get a little dark.
We're looking forward to it.
Yes, we are.
We've been fully prepared for this.
Really?
Yes.
Where is it?
I can't see it.
It's a little cold.
But it's fireworks.
Oh, you're all ready.
Wait, wait.
It's hard.
Come here.
Sit here.
Oh, here.
Sit here.
It's like a man's house.
Sit here.
Now!
Yes.
Finally!
But it won't come in another ten minutes or so.
That's right.
It won't come in a little while.
Hmm...
Right?
Yes.
Meanwhile, at the firework launch site, Hanabisu- sans are working hard and the launch system is almost complete.
On the other hand, customers gathered at the venue to enjoy themselves for one million yen.
All that was left was to wait for the members to appear.
Well...
For now, I have something I really want to show you all.
Oh, you don't want to do it anymore?
I don't want to do it.
Well...
The audience hasn't fully enjoyed it yet.
A little more...
Wait a minute!
Excuse me!
You can't completely cut it out!
No, I'll leave it until my mouth is pasted.
I don't know.
You don't know?
I'll tell you.
What is a firework to you all?
I know what a firework is.
I've seen a launch firework before.
But...
When you're asked, "What is a firework?", for example, a child may be born.
When you're asked, "Father, what is a firework?", what do you explain?
What do you mean?
Right?
You're asking me if I'm going to fire something I can't even explain right now!
Think about it!
Right?
Yes.
Got it?
Yes.
Look to your right.
Go!
Japanese fireworks are divided into three types based on their structure.
A large, round firework is produced.
It is often used at sports events and other events.
Then, a small firework is produced in the middle of it.
When it comes to fireworks, they are, no matter what you say, fireworks of scammers.
When a firework explodes in the night sky, it spreads like a round bomb and ignites. That is fireworks of scammers.
Japanese fireworks scammers have different types of fireworks.
Their representative firework is called "kagata".
Its big feature is that fireworks change with the night sky and explode in the night sky.
A firework is assembled by making a core inside first.
Inside of a firework, a core and a spacer are inserted alternately.
When a spacer is inserted and a lower half of a firework is assembled, an inner core is inserted and the rest is finished.
It will be completed soon.
I don't know where I cried
I didn't think of anything
Maybe around Pocadama
Pocadama? Is that a name?
It's funny, isn't it?
It's funny
It's like a firework
Yes, it's like a firework
Let's go see it
Yes, please
Let's go
Let's explore the history of fireworks
The history of fireworks?
The history of fireworks
When fireworks first came to Japan
How did it become what it is now?
This time, we want you to see it
Do you understand?
But isn't history good enough?
Yes, it is
Because we have time
You can see it here
We haven't even prepared for today's event yet
It's a lie
I'm wearing makeup and it's all messed up
It's not something for us to worry about
Right?
Let's look back
Where did you find it?
This is it
This VTR
Where did you find it?
The firework material firework
About 1700 years ago
It was invented in ancient China
It is the birth of so-called black-colored firework
Made of wood, silver, and small stones
This black-colored firework
From China to the Middle East
Beyond the European continent
Spread all over the world
To Japan
In 1543 A.D.
The seeds were planted and came with the fireworks
The fireworks in Japan began, and the distant past is still dark and unknown.
However, it seems that fireworks have become more and more popular,
and it seems that fireworks have become more and more popular,
until the prohibition of production, sale and use of seeds has been lifted.
Hey, how was it?
Did you see it now? You should have seen it earlier.
No, I didn't see it.
Hey, how was it?
Did you see it?
Where did you suck your nose?
Sucked my nose?
After all, it's rare.
It's not that strange.
It's not, is it?
Huh? What are you guys?
Ah, what are you guys?
What are you guys?
I'm pissed off!
It can't be helped.
You guys are annoying.
Get in the car!
We spent a lot of money on it.
Is it okay?
Is there still more?
What is it this time?
Shut up, idiot!
Wait!
Well...
It's not you guys.
You guys are more delicious.
You guys are the most delicious people in the world.
Shut up!
Forgive me!
It's none of your business.
What do you think? Is it okay?
I'll say it.
You know English, right?
You don't know it, right?
You don't know it, right? English.
Yes.
This is "fireworks".
Hey, what is "fireworks"?
Is it a daily job?
I'm terrible.
What?
Why did you come here?
It's not like that.
You can't live forever.
Enjoy it more!
Hey!
Really!
Enjoy it!
German!
"Feuerbohrer".
Endo, say it.
"Feuerwehr".
Italian.
Say it with your nose.
Say it like this.
Say it.
Doesn't it matter?
French.
Endo, say it.
Say it again.
"Lufthaltefis"...
Hold on, hold on.
Say it again from above.
Seriously?!
"Feuerwerks", "Lufthaltefis"...
"Lufthaltefis"...
With that...
Alright, finally...
We got to know it a lot.
Everyone...
Is it alright?
How much money will you spend on fireworks?
One, two...
One million yen!
That's right! One million yen for fireworks!
Let's go see it now!
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
This is not something for seven or eight people!
No, no, no!
How did you do it from the beginning?
No, it's amazing!
This is...
This is amazing!
Let's use Matsumoto's one million yen party!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming out in the cold weather!
Thank you!
It's finally...
Matsumoto's trial!
The day has come!
Yes!
It's...
You're really looking forward to it, aren't you?
No, of course!
Of course!
I'm really looking forward to it!
It's been a while since we've gathered this many people and done something like this!
For this show...
That's right!
I'm a little happy!
I think you're a little excited!
Now, today's star!
Matsumoto Ochoco!
Ochoco!
(Applause)
What will you spend 1 million yen for today?
Yes, that's right.
I will give you fireworks for 1 million yen!
(Applause)
1 million yen!
Can I say it again?
I haven't done anything wrong!
(Laughter)
I still think that trial was funny!
But I dare say that they are parasites of the comedy world!
(Laughter)
They are!
Believe me!
(Laughter)
Let's do it!
I want to do it.
Before that, I want to say "history of fireworks".
That's enough!
I've done it before!
Everyone pointed at me!
Everyone pointed at my "history of fireworks" video.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry. I was flustered.
Everyone, you can see fireworks from this side.
Yes, you can see it from this side.
It's good, isn't it?
I will really spend 1 million yen for this!
(Laughter)
It's 1 million yen fireworks!
(Applause)
I really spent it!
You've seen it in many places!
It's a firework you can see with your own eyes!
You can see it with your own eyes!
It's probably the first firework you can see with your own eyes!
(Applause)
That's right!
(Applause)
I'm serious!
(Applause)
Well, let's go right away!
Oh!
Well, everyone ...
Can I?
Yes, you can.
Let's count together from ten seconds ago!
Yes!
Well, let's go!
Countdown!
Yes!
Ten!
Nine!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Zero!
Three!
Two!
One!
Zero!
Three!
Two!
One!
Zero!
(Applause)
Wow!
(Applause)
How do you like it?
Thank you very much!
(Applause)
What?
Is it over?
(Applause)
I'm raising my neck all the time!
(Laughter)
Oh?
No, it's over.
(Applause)
No, I mean ...
Is one million yen such a thing?
(Laughter)
No, is it really one million yen?
(Laughter)
No, no, no, no!
(Laughter)
You guys are crazy! It's so expensive!
It's like a million yen!
(Laughter)
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Encore and debut?
No, it's over now. I'm sorry.
(Cheers)
Is it one shot and it costs a million yen?
Is it costing?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
You're kidding me!
I see, this is one bullet, one bullet, one shot and fifty...
What? It costs 570,000 yen.
And you don't do anything else but human rights.
So...
Look, it's really one million yen.
The total is one million.
It's one million.
What?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Why do you say such a thing to a human who spent one million yen?
I can't believe it.
I've never been told such a bad thing for spending one million yen.
What is that?
I can't believe it.
Why do you say such a thing to a human who spent one million yen?
What?
What is this people's voice?
The fireworks you see in summer festivals cost tens of millions of yen.
It's amazing.
One million yen is that much.
And I'm the one who spent that one million yen.
It's not like I'm being praised for it.
It's not like that.
No, no.
Thank you very much.
You said it, didn't you?
Go home!
I'm being praised for it.
Everyone, go home and get some air.
Thank you very much.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
There was a voice that said "go home".
Are you listening?
One million yen!
The people are angry.
They're angry.
What do you want to say? What do you want to say?
It's a man's world.
You spent one million yen on fireworks and it was a success!
I'm sorry about that.
That's right.
That was a success.
So, you know...
Close your eyes one more time and remember what you said earlier.
Go home.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
What we did was in line with their anger.
The fireworks we sang before...
They weren't that angry!