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I went to a friend's izakaya because the food there was delicious.
I introduced myself and went there.
I drank, ate and had a good time.
When it was about time to pay, I was treated by Mr. Matsumoto.
Thank you for the meal.
But after I left the izakaya, he said something to me.
I know you well, so I won't say this.
It was about 20,000 yen.
I drank and had a good time.
20,000 yen!
20,000 yen is very cheap, isn't it?
I know you well, so I won't say this.
It was about 20,000 yen.
Really?
Is it true?
It's serious!
It's cheap, isn't it?
You're good! You're good!
I drank and had a good time.
20,000 yen!
20,000 yen is very, very, very cheap!
That's...
It's about 20,000 yen.
Hey!
It's not what you say!
I'm serious!
What kind of food do you think I made you eat?
I want you to say it in a good way.
You're a leader, aren't you?
You're saying we're leaders, aren't you?
You have nothing to do with us!
I don't mean it like that.
You're all Yoshimoto!
You're a humanist!
Yoshimoto!
You're Yoshimoto!
You're a humanist!
You're Yoshimoto!
What are you talking about?
I'm serious!
I mean...
The clothes you bought...
Like the black one...
And the jeans and everything...
You bought those?
I mean, even the pants...
They were 30,000 yen!
And I was like, "Is this it? What do I do?"
No, it's decided. I'm not buying it.
I couldn't buy it at all!
It's amazing!
I was like, "What do you think of this? It's like a fortune-teller's outfit."
Well, I don't have a fortune-teller's outfit.
My senior told me, "Are you sure about this?"
And I looked at it and thought, "This is nice. Should I buy it?"
And I looked at the price tag and it said 8,000 yen.
This is not good.
You scared me!
There's no way I'm buying it for show!
There's no such thing!
There is!
No, there isn't!
There is!
Die, you bastard!
There seems like it!
Get out of my way!
There seems like it!
What's wrong with you?!
You have a big nose and a small nostril!
It doesn't matter!
Japan will be chosen by Hana Hyakusen!
Why Hana Hyakusen?
There's no such thing as Hana Hyakusen!
It will definitely be chosen!
It will!
Japan will be chosen by Hana Hyakusen!
Now, next up is Endo, right?
It's not me, but there's a merchant here.
I see.
Could you let me check in?
Please check in with the merchant.
Please do!
For those who don't know, Eicho Matsumoto-san is Fujiwara-san's manager, and Hamada-san is Kimoto- san's manager.
By the way, how long has Fujiwara-san been working for you?
Well, it's been three and a half years.
Yes, three and a half years!
Since he's your manager, you've been with him most of the time.
That's right.
He's a very close person.
Three and a half years!
What do you want to say?
Has he ever treated you to a drink in those three and a half years?
Well...
You don't have to say it, Minama!
Don't lie to me!
I'm not!
Then he's lying!
What's wrong?
He treated me to a cup of coffee at Rosso Airport!
What's wrong with you?!
But I don't think he's ever said that he didn't want to treat you to a drink.
Other than that...
How about you, Kimoto-san?
How long has it been for you and Hamada-san?
Well, it's been three years and four months.
Three years and four months, right?
That's right.
Has he ever treated you to a drink?
Well, when I'm done with work...
For example, when I'm done with a commercial shoot...
I'd say, "I'm tired. Let's go home and eat something."
Or, "Let's go eat yakiniku."
It's yakiniku, isn't it?!
Specialty...
The yakiniku he brings is not cow meat!
It's a cow!
It's definitely not a cow!
Also, like I said earlier...
What kind of...
Specialty.
Specialty!
It's definitely a specialty.
Of course, has he ever treated you to coffee?
Not at all.
How many times?
In the end, it's coming out of my wallet!
What do you mean by that?!
I'll explain it to you later!
I'll explain it to you later...
Other than that...
For example, on your birthday...
This year...
It was my birthday just last month...
Congratulations!
And then...
By chance, when there were only the two of us in the dressing room...
I took out 50,000 yen from my pocket and took it out.
Wow!
Applause!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's not about being applauded.
It's about getting hit!
Wait, wait, wait!
Is this a segment where you destroy me and take Hamada away?
No, it's not like that.
As a manager, I took out 50,000 yen for my birthday.
I like you more than Cinnamoroll.
Wow!
You're British, aren't you?
You're cool.
You're British, aren't you?
Fujiwara!
Yes?
Say "that"!
What?
There was "that"!
For Matsumoto-san...
Yes?
It's not my birthday, but...
Yes?
For Matsumoto-san's birthday...
Yes?
For Matsumoto-san's birthday...
Yes?
The staff always prepared a really big cake and a really big flower bouquet for him.
Oh, you prepared it for me!
Yes, yes, yes!
And, um...
Everyone gave me the cake...
Yes, thank you.
But when I was about to give the bouquet to Matsumoto- san on my way home...
Yes?
I said, "Hey, you should give that to your wife, too."
And I gave it to her on my way home.
That's enough!
Matsumoto-san!
That's not what I said!
Is it okay?
Tell me it's okay.
Go ahead.
Tell me it's okay.
Tell me it's okay, but make it!
Make it!
I don't have that kind of power.
However!
It seems like Fujiwara-san is giving Matsumoto-san a birthday present.
Oh!
Is that so?
Are you giving him one?
Yes.
Oh, you are.
Yes.
I'm giving him a deck of cards.
However!
Matsumoto-san said that Fujiwara-san doesn't have anything.
Yes.
I think this is a problem.
To be honest, I don't need a necktie.
That's scary.
Shut up and go home!
Don't show me! Don't show me! Go home!
Go home before you show up!
Don't go home!
This kind of feeling is disgusting!
Go to the back and sit down.
What? What? What?
What?
What? What? What?
What are you talking about?
Classmates!
What? What?
What are you talking about?
That is, a few years ago, when Matsumoto went to play Ise with Kimura Imada Itao.
If you go to Ise, you can eat delicious food.
Ise! Ise food is really delicious!
During the train, they were very excited and finally arrived in Ise.
Yeah! Parque España!
First of all, the four of them enjoyed sightseeing.
And then Matsumoto said...
I think I saw you earlier on Sunday.
Can we stop by before we eat?
- Sure! - Sure!
Matsumoto, who likes cheap shops more than anything else, was concerned about Sundays.
He couldn't help but stop by.
Wow! Wow! What kind of T-shirt is this?
It's really cheap!
Did you buy it in that store?
Matsumoto was excited like a fish in water.
And then the shopping was over.
Ah, I'm hungry.
Let's eat something.
- Ise! - Let's go! Let's go! - Let's eat!
I can finally eat Ise.
It's even more disgusting than I thought.
By the way, I'm sure there's a restaurant like this in the basement.
- What? No way! - No way!
The three of them were upset.
Matsumoto went to the udon restaurant in the basement.
And when the food they ordered came out...
If you do this much, you won't get anything.
I'm sure they sell croquettes there.
Kim, I'm sorry, but can you come here? I'm sorry.
No, but if you bring it in, you'll get in trouble.
Why don't you ask a stranger, you idiot?
You can't help it. I'll say it.
Excuse me, can I bring it in?
You're not supposed to bring it in, but...
The shopkeeper was pleased with the star Matsumoto's request.
And then, adding the croquette that Kimura bought as a side dish...
If only I had this! I'm finally getting some volume!
Matsumoto, who was very happy about the udon set meal, and the three of them were in a daze.
In the end, they came all the way to Ise and ended up eating udon.
I see...
Now, your honor, the witness will...
Witnesses, please come forward.
Huh?
What's with you?!
This is terrible!
Is what you just said true?
Yes, Mr. Hamada. If I didn't have this opportunity...
I wouldn't have brought up this topic in court.
I see.
Since it's such a great opportunity...
What I'm a little concerned about is...
In the video, it was said that you were supposed to eat seabass or something like that, but it turned out to be udon.
What kind of food is that?
It's dinner.
It's dinner!
It's not lunch?
It's not lunch. If it was lunch, I would have eaten udon or something like that, but I felt like it was night.
Is it night?
It's night.
I can't think of anything.
Of course, when I was looking at T-shirts and pants on the first floor, I was thinking of turning the car around.
Oh, I see. So you could go to the restaurant as soon as you finished shopping.
That's what I thought, but the first thing I said was that I wanted to see a food store in the basement.
Oh, I see.
And there was a tachan croquette.
Oh!
It showed me a strange interest in it.
Oh, I see.
Why?
It's hard to eat.
It's not bad.
You can't tell if it's good or not.
I wonder if Mr. Umemiya told me something about my weakness.
I can't believe you've gone this far.
Oh, I see. I understand your question.
So I took a bite or two of it.
It's a bad story, but my stomach was a little upset.
About an hour later, I ate lobster and abalone.
Oh, that's good.
That's what I planned.
Oh!
It's a weird way of thinking.
Isn't it?
That's why I want to say that you have such a way of thinking.
It's nasty!
What a nasty way of thinking!
Why are you looking at me like that?
Wake up!
So you're happy it's udon?
You want to eat something fancy with everyone?
No, no, no! I usually eat fancy food!
Do you?
No.
No?
Fancy food...
I don't know why it was so popular in Parque España.
What do you mean, "popular"?
What is this "popular" about?
Well, um...
You're lying!
It's like a river, and about four people get on a boat and go like dinosaurs.
And in the end, the river breaks and the boat sinks a little and goes about three meters and becomes the outside world.
I see.
"Oh, I see," I thought.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's that?
You're funny! You're the kind of person who can think of more funny things!
That's what I thought, you know?
I'm a little...
What's that?
I'd like to say goodbye to Yamasaki and Kokoriko.
Goodbye!
Well, recently...
It's been a little longer than you, hasn't it?
I couldn't stop myself from laughing.
I see! I see!
You're wonderful!
You know...
You know, I'll say it, but...
You guys...
You don't think so, do you?
It's no fun playing with you guys!
Go home!
When I went on a trip, I said it'd be nice if only Kim was there, but what did you do?
What kind of British are you?
Go home, you idiots!
You're all useless! Go home!
I still have a lot to say, but...
I don't think I can say it in words, so I wrote you a letter.
Oh, I see!
Please read it for me.
When I went to Russia last time, thank you for the first souvenir, a four-diamond bottle.
Russia is a cheap country, you know!
Even four-diamonds are worth about forty thousand in Russia!
Golf is all lies and you're not good enough!
Eat some food, you!
I hope we won't see you for a while.
Please read it for me.
Thank you for knowing, brother.
Yuichi Kimura.
Brother, thank you for knowing...
I always have nine yen in my pocket for you, brother, who hates money in your wallet.
Brother, thank you for knowing...
When you return the video you borrowed, I pay for it even if there is quite a response.
Brother, thank you for knowing...
At last year's New Year's party, the money Kim gave me wasn't enough for ten thousand yen.
Brother, thank you for knowing...
When I went to a karaoke shop with about ten people, the money Kim gave me wasn't enough for three people.
Brother, thank you for knowing...
Those who often go to don quixote or one-hundred- yen shops are often told by the public to go away.
I'm in a bad mood!
After this, with the help of their friends, there is an even more unbelievable situation...
And once again, the trial is finally coming to an end!
- Chief! - Yes!
- Can we continue with the VTR? - Yes!
Let me introduce you to the special testimony VTR that was brought in this afternoon!
The testimony I know of is...
...the wedding of Itao-san, who is 130 years old...
...although it is a personal matter...
...I wanted to celebrate Itao-san's wedding with all my heart...
...and decided to celebrate with a 100,000 yen cash prize!
And so, one day, on the day of the wedding...
...I put in 100,000 yen and took my cash prize bag and suddenly realized...
Could it be...?
Could it be that Ochoco Matsumoto...
...and when I asked the staff about it...
How much did you pay Matsumoto-san for it?
Could it be...?
70,000 yen!
That sad news came in...
...and I desperately wanted to celebrate Itao- san's wedding...
...but instead of paying 100,000 yen or 50,000 yen...
...I decided to celebrate with 50,000 yen!
- I see... - Really...
200,000 or 300,000 yen...
...I really think it's normal!
Please show us your wallet a little more!
Please!
There were a lot of corners like "team fight" and such...
...and in those corners...
...the jersey I was wearing...
...somehow...
"Give it to me"...
It's a jersey!
It's probably...
...the one you were wearing at the time...
...yet...
...just one jersey...
...why did you take it home with you?
To be honest...
...I was a little ashamed of you...
Also...
...just one time...
...please give me something in return!
She took good care of me...
It's been about 15 years...
The first time I got a treat...
Was a 170 yen fox udon from a department store...
That's when it all started...
It's too late...
It's too late to say anything...
When I realized it...
For 15 years...
I've been everywhere...
I use a car...
I don't know why...
Matsumoto-san has a saying...
Let's go in one car
It's not...
Five of us moving in two or three...
Let's all...
Get in one car and talk...
Isn't it more fun?
That's what it is...
It's very...
Oh, that's true
I'm convinced...
Usually...
When I go somewhere...
I try to go in one car...
But one day...
I suddenly thought...
Well...
When I go in one car...
There are times when I use Matsumoto-san's car...
Then...
Today...
I go in my car...
But one day...
I suddenly realized...
Huh?
Far...
When I go somewhere far...
I use a car...
Is there such a thing?
I think I've thought too much about it.
Is there such a thing?
We've just finished our VTR show.
How was it? Did you notice anything?
To be honest, my last gas was a scale from my eye.
Wait, I've been angry for a while now.
What is a scale?
It doesn't matter!
To me, it looks like a scale the most.
I can't see it at all.
He's the judge for today.
Thank you.
Judge, please give us your verdict.
I will now give my verdict.
Although Mr. Matsumoto is a very wealthy man,
it is unchangeable that he has caused trouble for many people in his righteous way of life,
and has gone far beyond our expectations.
It can't be helped! It can't be helped!
Therefore, there is no room for excuses.
The verdict is guilty.
For Matsumoto's savings of one million yen,
I will reduce it to a scale that can be used quickly.
I see.
Isn't it strange? Isn't it strange?
Isn't it strange?
Why is that?
Is this okay?
Is this Japanese TV?
You're going to be judged stupid too, you know.
Hey!