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The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai" has been decided!
"This one bite will cost you your life!" "Prize money 100,000 yen!"
KIKI YAKI SOBA!
YAY!
Now, back to the sixth episode of the KIKI series.
Oh, there were six episodes!
This time it's KIKI YAKI SOBA.
I thought we didn't have anything else to do, but we still had YAKI SOBA left.
There was.
There was a lot of YAKI SOBA left.
There's a lot of it.
There's a lot of things we don't know about it.
For now, we're sticking with CUP YAKI SOBA.
Yes, that's right.
There's 20 kinds.
There's a lot of 20s.
What do you mean?
Huh?
I just thought it looked like there were a lot of 20s.
Damn you!
Now, everyone!
Yes?
This time, it's different.
If you're wrong, you get this.
A pooping machine.
Speaking of YAKI SOBA...
A pooping machine.
I've never heard of it before.
If you're wrong, you get this!
Wow, this is...
I'm sick of it!
You're definitely going to lose a lot of your life.
Why don't you remember where India is located?!
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First up is HAMA!
I used to eat a lot of UFOs.
That's right.
I used to eat a lot of UFOs back in the day.
But I've forgotten about them now.
No, you're definitely wrong.
Let's remember it clearly.
I don't put any ingredients in UFOs.
I eat UFOs without cabbage for two consecutive meals.
I love it!
I love it so much!
But I haven't confirmed its taste yet!
HAMA's next generation is...
A large serving of YAKI SOBA!
Of course, there's no squid, which is the deciding factor!
It's HAMA who carefully takes a bite!
The taste is light.
Oh, is it?
That's because of the sauce.
It looks like it, too.
This is difficult.
It's really good.
First of all...
Let's go with this one.
BABY STAR YAKI SOBA.
I've eaten this many times.
Oh, really?
When you only eat one, the noodles feel very similar.
But when you eat it as a whole...
I'm full.
I'm already full!
There's still a little bit left.
It's like breakfast.
Wow, this is a little close, but...
Wow, this is hard!
Is it this?!
No, but it's not.
I'm confused, but I'm sorry.
Yes.
I'm confused.
I'm drunk.
I'm confused.
Why did you say you were wrong?
You have a weird face.
No, I'm sorry.
No, you're more weird.
Why?
I know why you're standing here!
Your dick hurts a lot!
Right?!
It hurts already.
The one you just ate...
The one you ate, Karen...
It's a little...
It's definitely going to be a hit!
It will!
I'm really sorry.
From the first word, he's suddenly in trouble!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
Here I go.
Go! Use it!
And the answer he chose is...
The one I ate is...
Baby Star Yakisoba!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's sweet!
Next is Cup Yakisoba lover Tanaka!
The word is...
Yakisoba wagon!
Well...
How can I say...
It's like an antidepressant.
It's not a sauce.
It tastes like pepper.
Pepper?
Yes.
When you swallow it, it tastes like pepper.
It's like antibiotics.
Antibiotics?
What's that?
Antibiotics?
Antibiotics and...
Wow, it's different.
It's totally different!
If you guess it wrong...
I think it's yakisoba.
Now I know for sure.
What I ate...
is not an old-fashioned sauce yakisoba!
After this, Tanaka clearly distinguished the difference in taste...
and cleared it easily and continuously!
(Tanaka's answer is...)
And in fourth place, what yakisoba did Tanaka choose?
Yakisoba is also squid.
There's squid!
You're talking about yourself, right?
It's a honorific.
You're talking about yourself, right?
You're a heavyweight.
You've become a different person now than you were when you caught it.
It's different!
It's different! I know!
I really know!
That's amazing!
I know it's slightly different!
There's squid.
What I ate...
is not an old-fashioned yakisoba!
(Laughing)
Wow! It stopped!
Don't serve yakisoba! Don't serve yakisoba!
I didn't think it was a wagon because I often go to a store.
I forgot.
I thought it was amazing and I went there.
When I thought it was a wagon, I was already beaten.
(Laughing)
(Whistle)
You're playing dirty, aren't you?
Next up is Endo, who doesn't eat yakisoba at all.
His challenge is yakanchan yakisoba!
I don't like it at all.
Do you want me to do it for you?
No, thank you.
Good luck.
What I ate is not this!
(Laughing)
(Whistle)
UFO!
This is completely different.
I wonder if the taste of UFO has not changed since a long time ago.
I haven't eaten it much recently, so I don't know.
What I ate is...
Godzilla UFO Door 5th Line!
(Whistle)
After this, Endo flew smoothly and cleared it five times in a row!
He continues to stream without worrying about syncopation!
(Whistle)
It's a good starting place!
Good!
Eat it all!
I am going to eat Hiroshima Yakisoba!
Wow, that's good!
You wouldn't think it's good, would you?
Where did you get this idea?
I was surprised just now.
Cheap!
Well, it's no different!
- That's fast! - That's amazing!
- That's fast! - That's fast!
What I just ate is not Hiroshima yakisoba!
Wow, seven!
- It's completely different! - Yes!
Yakkan-chan yakisoba.
Thank you!
This is not sold in Tokyo.
- Which city? - Kyushu!
Kyushu's Sanpo.
This smells a little...
Is that so?
What I just ate is not Yakkan-chan yakisoba!
I just pooped.
En-chan!
That's a terrible confession!
- Even if you say it like that... - En-chan!
- Even if you say it like that... - En-chan doesn't have to say it like that.
- Even if you say it like that... - No one can say something like that.
This is...
Alright! I'll guess it!
Next up is Yamazaki, who is confident about his answers!
Yamazaki's question is "How dare you say it?"
Dynamic.
Manly.
Luxurious.
(Laughs)
I thought there would be nothing left for me to do.
How does it taste?
I'm sure you've had it before.
It's pretty good.
There are a few coins here that I've had before.
I'm going to go get some peyoung.
Huh?
Peyoung.
Why didn't you come just now?
Can you put some medicine in my nose?
If you say it like that, it'll go in.
(Laughs)
This is crazy.
(Laughs)
Did you come all of a sudden?
(Clears throat)
Wow, what should I do?
(Clears throat)
It looks like it.
It does look like it.
Wow.
It does look like it.
Wow, what should I do?
I wish there were more.
I feel like I'm going to get peyoung soon.
Soon?
(Laughs)
What are you talking about?
Soon?
(Laughs)
I ate it all up.
I wish there were more.
It does look like it.
It does look like it!
(Laughs)
I know.
It does look like it! It really does look like it!
I know you can't tell.
(Laughs)
It's one in twenty!
Yes.
But!
When we were in Enno...
Yes.
We wore yakisoba...
Yes.
When we were in Tanaka...
Yes.
This wagon...
Wagon, yes.
It's about time!
UFO hit...
It'll come, won't it?!
Poisonous smoke, isn't it?
I love this segment.
Poisonous smoke, isn't it?
Yoshiko!
Yamazaki predicted that UFO wouldn't appear.
Will it be correct?
What I ate was...
A penguin!
A penguin's yakisoba!
Mr. Daiki!
Which one is it?
Yakisoba, yes!
What's so important?
That's what's important.
Please!
Yosh!
What I ate was a penguin's yakisoba!
A penguin's yakisoba!
It was close, Yamazaki!
It was close!
Your prediction was correct!
Really?!
Look!
What?!
Again?!
I'll decide...
Finally, Matsumoto will challenge!
Will he win 100,000 yen?
Matsumoto's challenge is...
Like Hamada's, a large-sized squid yakisoba!
What's so funny?!
It's fine.
You put a lid on it!
I didn't!
You shouldn't have put a lid on it!
You're going to eat it anyway!
This smells like a normal yakisoba.
A conventional one.
It's light.
You didn't put sauce on it, did you?
I did, I did.
It's a victim delusion.
Are you okay?
I'm not bullying anyone!
Okay.
He's sulking.
What are you doing?
I got it.
Matsumoto not only memorized the taste but also the texture of the noodles.
The first one is...
What I ate is not a Showa-era yakisoba sauce flavor!
Maru-chan.
Yes, Maru-chan.
Ah, this is different.
These noodles are different.
Mmm!
They're totally different.
Also!
Yes?
I thought you guys were idiots.
What?
There's a package stuck here, right?
Why don't you look at the ingredients?
I couldn't help it.
It says what's in it, doesn't it?
If you don't read it,
why don't you think there's a clue hidden in it?
Go home!
Let's go home.
Don't go home.
If you go home, you'll be deceived.
That's right.
Fools.
Fools have gathered.
He's saying stupid things.
What I ate is not a sauce yakisoba from a long time ago!
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
It's fluffy.
After this, Matomoto, who's gotten better at it, has successfully cleared the third one, too!
I don't think it's this kind of round noodle.
I feel like I've touched it.
That's amazing!
Did you touch it more?
That's right.
It's disgusting.
That's amazing.
Look.
I'm done with this.
Please clean it up.
For now...
Do you know?
There are three kinds of noodles, square, flat, and round.
Did you know?
Yes, I did.
I didn't know that.
You looked it up, didn't you?
I looked it up.
Mine was a square-shaped noodle.
This one is different.
This one is round.
Yes, this one is round.
I didn't know that.
What I ate is not a few cups of sauce yakisoba!
Saki... Saki...
Stop it!
If you make me do it like that, I don't know what to do!