AISubs v3.5
October of last year...
Fukuoka Japan is the best! Congratulations!
According to Blue Baseball Japan Series, Japan is the best.
No one is here, not even locals, but the venue is heating up!
And this year, that season has come again!
Tokyo Yamiori Kajungan! Japan's first! Congratulations!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Oww oww oww...
This is Yomiuri's Japan's first beer show!
It's so noisy today!
Let's hear Japan's first happy voice!
Thank you very much!
I'm so happy!
Thank you so much!
So I thought it would be like that, but at first I thought it would be like that when I lost two games in a row, but somehow I could win by reversal.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Did you come to help me?
We did it!
Let's drink sake!
Mr. Akiyama, did you see it?
We did it!
Cheers!
Let's drink!
My face hurts!
Help me!
At last!
Hey!
This year...
This year was a year filled with pride and fulfillment!
Yes, it was!
We've worked hard for this day!
We're happy and proud of you!
We came to see you at the stand!
It's alright!
We did it!
Congratulations!
Good evening, Yamada!
Yes!
Mr. Yes!
When I lost for the first time, I didn't know what would happen.
But then I made a comeback.
As expected of Yomiuri Giants.
Today, I won for the first time in nine or ten years.
From now on...
Good evening!
Of course!
Are you coming tonight?
Of course!
Let's have a party!
Of course!
Let's go! Let's go!
Yay! Yay!
Nice! Nice!
I did it!
It was great!
And now...
I...
You!
That's enough!
I don't know if the first place will win,
but I'll wear the first place version of my clothes in ten minutes.
I did it!
I lost!
Wow!
Wow! Will I win?
Man...
Man, I'm tired.
The members who are already exhausted are pushed back, and the venue is changed with cupids.
And after ten minutes, the standby is complete, and the second round of beer betting begins!
The first place version of Menno Tomy's main work begins!
I, Fukuoka Taiei, declare that Japan is in first place!
Congratulations!
This is Fukuoka Diehawks' Japan's No. 1 building construction site.
It's already getting really noisy.
I'd like to hear what Japan's No. 1 is happy about.
Congratulations to you, Japan's No. 1!
Thank you!
This is the last game of the season.
How do you feel right now?
I'm Japanese and I can beat Diehawks.
I'm not this happy!
Which one of you do you want to beat?
Either one of you!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
I won! I won!
I did it!
Congratulations to you, Japan's No. 1!
I'm exhausted.
Imouto!
Where are you hiding, Imouto?
Imouto!
Where are you hiding, Imouto?
It's a disaster!
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations on your victory!
Tonight's Yamata!
How do you feel right now?
Tonight's Yamata!
Congratulations on your victory!
Yamata!
Congratulations on your victory!
Yamata!
Yes, that's right.
Um...
Yamata has been cheering for you with all his might.
Yes, that's right.
Um...
Yamata!
Yamata! Yamata!
Yamata!
You're not really giving it your all, are you?
I'm not.
Do you know why?
Why?
Because you haven't won yet.
Oh, that's why!
Emergency announcement!
A showdown between the best of the best!
Last year, Matsumoto VS.
Yamata VS.
Yamazaki VS.
Matsumoto wins the showdown!
Yamada's team faces a severe punishment!
It's called...
"24 Hour Endurance Horror Game"!
The four of them spend 24 hours in a secret life in an escapeable gym.
Suddenly, four clones appear and attack them!
If they're caught, they'll be punished severely!
Behind the scenes, Matsumoto, who has turned the world upside down, commands himself!
His fear and severe punishment will surely devour the four of them!
This place is awful...
This isn't a peaceful place...
And, more and more escalates the evil deeds of the clones!
Damn it!
Soon enough, these four's relationship with this inhumane life is completely destroyed!
Promise me you'll leave me alone!
Furthermore, the clones' attacks are night and day!
The four of them don't even have security!
It hurts! It hurts!
In this way, 24 Hour Endurance Horror Game has become...
...the most severe punishment game in Gakunosukei City!
And now...
Finally, at the end of this century...
...the biggest confrontation is about to begin!
It's here! It's here!
It's the video that was broadcasted the other day...
...where Yamazaki Hosei went to Italy to buy spaghetti for three days without sleeping...
...and everyone watched it in the studio!
And now...
...we'll show you a special video that hasn't been released yet!
It's strange, such a punishment game.
What is it?
I can't accept it.
You're angry.
Why are you angry?
Of course I'm angry!
What's wrong?
It's strange, isn't it?
Do you usually do such a terrible punishment game?
Mr. Hamada went to Evia, didn't he?
Yes, I did.
You lost the match and went there, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I didn't do anything, but it's strange for me to go all the way to Italy.
No, you didn't do anything, so you didn't get punished!
I didn't do anything, so I didn't get punished.
You didn't even laugh.
Yes, yes, yes.
But it's a terrible punishment.
You're so mature.
You've changed your character.
Let's do it. Right now.
What?
A showdown.
What?
A showdown. The four of us.
Let's do it like we did last time.
Let's do it right now.
Why did it become 4 against 1?
It was like that last time.
We don't need to do it again.
But...
He's angry by himself.
Mr. Yamazaki versus us.
This is...
If you lose, you don't need to do the punishment anymore.
So, stop it.
He can hear you.
I can't hear you.
He can't hear you.
I can't hear you at all.
Yoshimoto.
Yoshimoto!
Yoshimoto.
Stop it.
Yoshimoto, stop it.
Am I free?
Yes, you're free.
I'm not doing it.
I knew it. Come here.
He said it.
Am I going there?
Yes.
You too.
Youngster versus middle schooler.
Me too?
Youngster versus middle schooler.
Youngster!
Youngster versus...
Let's go with middle schoolers.
What? We're middle schoolers?
What? We're young?
You're not young!
I'm young.
Thirty...
Thirty.
What?
Thirty.
No, it's not thirty!
Wait a minute!
I turned thirty this September.
September is a lie!
It's all a lie!
It's terrible!
What month is it?
February.
Thirty-two!
You're not young, are you?
I'm not young!
How long have you been playing?
What are you doing?
Why do you keep touching Snoopy?
At least touch Snoopy.
Do you go up like this?
Are you four inches tall?
Why are we alone?
Wait, you're saying something strange.
Why?
We're the terrible singers who play games, right?
That's right.
That's four of us, right?
No, that's something.
I want revenge.
That's you going this way.
What are you doing?
The story I heard just now is...
...the 100-meter swimming competition is one-on- four.
It's a relay, right?
Because there are four of us.
And Matsumoto-san will do the 100-meter open-water swimming competition alone.
That's strange!
I'm definitely not good at it!
Why not?
I can't do it.
It's harder for me.
At least make it four times deeper.
That's not scary at all.
It's totally fine.
Deeper is probably better.
Can you use a baton?
I guess you can use a baton.
But if you have a baton you can't swim.
You can't go this way so you have to go around.
That's right, that's right.
It's always like that.
It's disadvantageous.
You can use a baton like you did before.
Let's do it like this, leader.
No, I can't do it.
And with that, in the last match of the second century,
we'll have a close match!
Continuing this year,
next year we'll have France's sex symbol appointed again.
This is a question for Matsumoto-san.
Like Matsumoto-san, I want to be a French gal who gets told off all the time.
What should I do?
I do have a bit of chest hair, but...
Umm...
Chest hair...
Chest hair has nothing to do with it!
No, no, no, what are you saying? I'll take it off!
Are you tired?
Chest hair... chest hair has nothing to do with it.
That's not what you're saying!
That's not what you're saying.
It has nothing to do with it, right?
I'll do it!
What do you mean "I'll do it"?
I'll do it!
I'll do it.
Anyway, you don't have any chest hair, do you?
Why do you say it like that?
You... you...
You... what?
When did you see my chest hair?
What's up with your chest hair?
I was going to grow it out, but I can't grow it out for a week.
You can't grow it out?
As long as it's good for you.
No, you can't.
You can't say you can't.
Don't push me!
Show me your chest hair now!
Just show me!
Don't touch me!
Show me now!
Why do I have to show you my chest hair when I'm 37 and there are a lot of people watching me on TV and on stage?
My chest hair is not for you to see.
It's not that kind of chest hair.
Why don't you just show me?
Because you're a Japanese woman.
And Japanese women have low chest hair, right?
So when I go to France or Russia, I walk with my chest up like this.
It's amazing.
It's so fluffy.
That's disgusting!
It's disgusting if it's fluffy like that!
I'm holding it with my corset right now.
Huh? What?
I'm holding it with my corset right now.
It's so fluffy.
It's really amazing.
I don't want to see it.
Are you stupid?!
How many times do I have to say the same thing?
Hey, why do you...
Why do you...
Don't touch me!
That's why my corset is always shiny.
Why?
Because it's fluffy.
I don't know what you're saying.
Because it's fluffy, my corset is shiny.
You know, right?!
Because it's fluffy, my corset is shiny.
Because it's fluffy, my corset is shiny!
It's polished!
No, it's not.
It's polished!
No, it's not.
I don't want to see it.
Is it a pendant?
It's like a shiny pendant!
It's so fluffy!
Wait a minute!
Then I'll show you.
It's fluffy.
Do you want me to scratch it on your head?
No, it's like fluffy.
You can't tell the difference.
I'm going to close my eyes and think of fluffy.
It's not that fluffy.
One more! One more! Ouch ouch ouch!
So, you mean you'd be popular if you had a boob?
I'd be popular with a boob.
But, I wouldn't want a boob that's not useful.
I thought she was as fluffy as me.
If she's that fluffy, is she sexy?
Yeah, I think she's sexy.
- Really? - She's amazing, really.
I don't think she's sexy. Which is sexier, you or Yawara-chan?
To be honest, Yawara-chan...
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