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If you make someone laugh, you win the game!
And this time, it's a casting game where you have to look each other in the eye and challenge each other!
For each of you, we asked "Why is this person on our show?"
"Why is he on "Gagi no Tsukai"?"
And each of you casted your own character.
One or two of you each.
And we asked those people to come up and...
Well...
Let's bet!
Yes, that's right.
If you laugh, you lose.
The person with the worst performance...
...will put the bad money in the urinal.
This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
Now, let's decide who goes first.
Yes, yes.
Does anyone have confidence?
Let me go first.
Of course you have confidence, since you're casting.
Of course I do.
There's no doubt you can do it.
How about you, Tanaka?
I'll go first.
Okay, so Tanaka is the boss.
Youngster!
Okay, everyone but Tanaka!
Each of you has 10,000 points worth of chips ready for you.
Please cast your chips!
I'll go for it.
I'll go for it in one go.
I'll go for about 1,000.
I'll go for 1,000 too.
I'll go for 1,500.
Go for it, Masumoto-san!
2,500?
2,500! Go!
Okay, let's go.
Tanaka will cast his first chip.
Okay.
I'll go for it.
Youngster!
Start!
It's dirty!
Lonely time, and time goes by so slowly, and time can do so much.
Well, well, Tanaka-kun said...
No, no, no, no...
I was a teenager when you just came out of that.
That's right.
That's also true.
Ah, it's sad...
But you... Did you see that? Did you?
What did I say?
Ibuki is a old man.
To be honest, it's the first time for me.
You were surprised, weren't you?
But, Tanaka-kun...
Yes.
Endo and Yamasaki weren't laughing.
They didn't get surprised.
I'm jealous...
Yamasaki 2,500 yen. Endo 2,000 yen.
Suddenly, a regular casting. Tanaka gets 1,000 points.
- Who will go? - Let me go first.
- Masumoto-san! - I want to get this back as soon as possible.
- Masumoto-san? - Yes. - I understand.
- So, Masumoto-san will go first. - Yes.
- Then, go for it! - Endo 2,000 yen.
- 2,500 yen. - I'll go for 2,500 yen.
- 2,500 yen. - Oh!
- 2,000 yen. - Oh!
- 2,500 yen. - Oh!
- We'll talk about it later. - 2,500 yen.
- Then, go for it! - Then, Masumoto-san will go first.
- Glaring contest, start! - Whistle!
(Laughing)
Now!
Yes!
This is!
It was difficult to judge, but I'm sure it's Tanaka.
Hama-dama-sega
Logan-man-shimashita
Yamazaki Akanzo!
Eh, is it true?
Yamazaki's face is definitely not an ordinary face!
I see.
He has a completely different face.
I see.
The direction is subtle.
Was it subtle?
Hama-sega-deka
Yes!
Although Loganna's smile worked, Matsumoto is plus or minus zero.
All right! Then I will...
Sanzanukiyama
Can I say it now?
Yes!
Yamazaki-san...
I'll put in 2,000 yen.
Yes!
But...
But I can't do it. I'm sorry.
I'll use 1,500 yen.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Let's do it, really.
No, I really don't have any money.
(Laughing)
I have to win for sure.
I have to win in the end.
(Laughing)
OK, 2,000 yen?
1,500 yen.
2,000 yen.
2,500 yen.
OK.
Let's do it!
Yamazaki-oyano-niramekko
Start!
(Whistle)
Oh, my love, my darling
I hunger for your touch alone
Oh, my love, my darling
I hunger for your touch alone
You're cowardly.
You're cowardly. You're cowardly. You're cowardly.
You're cowardly. You're cowardly.
In the end, are you confident in your acting abilities?
- Well, well. - 2500 yen.
- 2500 yen.
That's not much!
- 500 yen. - 500 yen.
- 500 yen, right? - 500 yen.
- I understand. - I want to say it loud and clear.
- Will you lend me 2500 yen? - No.
- Ready? - Yes.
- 500 yen. - 500 yen.
Okay.
I shouldn't have won.
You're okay, right?
Everyone didn't laugh.
Everyone is safe.
The parent's influence is minus 7,000 points.
Then bet on it.
I'll bet 2,000.
You'll bet 2,000?
I'll bet 1,500.
I'm the parent's glare.
Start!
That's cowardly.
I'm back from work.
I watched it yesterday.
I watched it today.
I watched it, but I'm being watched.
- Well, I was in the team. - No, you weren't.
- You were in the team. - I was in the team.
- No, I knew who was in the team. - No, you weren't.
- I didn't know about the gown.
- I didn't know about the gown made of firewood.
Matsumoto and Endo fell for it, and Hamada gets +2500 points.
- Then, it's my turn. - Yes.
- This is the second stage. - 3500 points.
- 3500 points.
- Then, it's my turn. - Yes.
Start!
(Music)
- I didn't know about it. - I didn't know about it.
- The teacher laughed at the Tanaka family. Yamazaki gets - 7000 points.
- I'll get it without getting caught.
- This is a little... - This is a little...
- 3500 points. - Yes.
- Endo gets 3500 points. - Yes.
- It's +2500 points. - Yes.
- Then, it's my turn. - This is the second stage.
- I'll be the father's spy. - Start!
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
In time...
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
You're too slow
Ah, thank you!
That was close!
Here you go, 4,000.
That's right.
If only I didn't have a plate.
That's right.
Woman...
Everyone but Gendo is laughing.
Tanaka is dancing out of nowhere.
Yes, I...
It's Gendo, right?
Yes.
OK.
All of it.
Matsumoto-san was last, wasn't he?
I was last.
Tanaka, how many do you have?
I have 10,000.
What?!
I have 10,000.
Seriously?!
Yes.
I still have 10,000 left.
That much?!
That much left?!
Yes.
Yamada-san has 3,000 now.
That's amazing!
I have 3,000 now.
Yes.
Yamada-san has 3,000.
OK, let's go.
Gendo is looking up.
Ready!
My love...
My darling...
My only one...
Your wish...
Again, I have to look up.
And I...
I'm looking up.
And I...
I'm looking up.
OK!
That was close!
You really laughed!
Seriously, this seat is no good!
My eyes are stuck in here!
Anyone would laugh like that!
You really laughed hard!
I did!
You said all of this, didn't you?
Yes!
Gendo has 6,500 points.
To be honest, if I lose in the end, I can't pay you back.
How much do you have?
Zero.
Zero?!
If you lose...
If you lose, it's over, right?
Yes.
Whether you cry or laugh...
Yes.
This is the last one.
Yes.
Takaga-san, how much do you have?
5,500 in total.
5,500 in total. Endo-san? 5,000 in total. 5,000 in total! Yes.
Wow, Masaki-san, that is... 8,000 in total.
This guy, in order to become first place, has to say 8,000 in total.
You've done it. Hamada-san? 6,000 in total. 6,000 in total!
If you buy all of them, you will become first place and dance, won't you?
That's absolutely right. That's right, isn't it? Yes.
That's good. It's just like math.
Now, let's go. This is the last one.
Now, let's go!
Start!
Now, let's go!
Start!
Now, let's go!
It's dirty!
Now, the results are out! Yes!
The winner is...
It's Masumoshi-san!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I look like Imadan when I debuted.
Don't... Don't... Don't fall in love with me!
Pan para pan pan pan para para pan...
This skin... This skin... This skin's ear...
Pan para pan pan para para pan...
I can feel the breeze!
- I'm off to work. - Bye!
I've been to Russia.
- Before that, right? - That's right.
I went there for fun. Russia is amazing.
- It is. - This is surprising.
Where is it?
You know...
It's surprisingly cheap there.
- I see. - I went to Strip.
Why?
Russia is crazy!
Why Strip?
Speaking of Russia, it's Strip.
Hiroski Strip.
I can't write Strip.
I said Strip. Russian came out and said "chichiberon" and said "berororon berororon".
No, I'm sorry.
What? Who knows? It doesn't matter.
No, no.
I'm sitting like this.
You're sitting, right? You're sitting.
And when Chippo comes, Chippo is told.
Look, chichiberon berororon berororon, here, pitam, pitam, pitam.
I don't like that kind of "chichiberon"!
And Chippo comes out. I said it with the staff.
Kuramoto-san, you're wearing glasses, right?
Kuramoto-san takes off his glasses and says "berororon berororon".
And what do you do? Do you return it?
He returns it and picks up the coffee spoon he was drinking and says "eroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroe roeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroero eroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroer oeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroe roeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroero eroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroer oeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroe roeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroero eroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroer oeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroe roeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroero eroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroer oeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroeroero
Which woman is calling you?
Even my own woman won't do it.
She won't do it. She won't do it. She won't do it.
She won't do it. She won't do it.
Good morning.
Huh?
What's this?
Behind you...
Can I call you that?
Yes, please do.
I am the director of "Gaki no Tsukai", Akiho Onuma.
My life has changed a lot since I did "dokechi trial" in a program before.
If I walk in the city, I will be stabbed in the back with "dokechi dokechi".
If I go on a trip to Hakone, I will be surrounded by gathering travelers.
If I have a wife at work and I don't have much money, I will quit my part-time job.
However, I have recently obtained tremendous information.
There was a man who was poorer than me in money.
His name was Matsumoto.
Why you!
His...
Wait, wait, wait!
Why do you keep looking at me?
His enormous poverty has caused a lot of trouble around him.
At this moment, shouldn't we pursue the truth thoroughly in court?
Therefore, next week, I hereby approve of Matsumoto Hitoshi's "dokechi dokechi" trial!
Wait a minute! What are you looking at?!
Why are you getting a little closer?!
I'm taller than you, you idiot! I'm not taller than you at all!
I'm telling you!
There's a VTR, right?
There's one where only one person is speaking.
Let's watch it.
Right now?!
Did you go to the pool or not?
Pool...
Did you go to the pool?
With my usual members.
Who's your usual member?
Mackyan.
You're so stingy!
The hotel pool is 5,000 yen a week!
Oh, it was a public hotel.
But I went there on a Sunday!
It's 2,000 yen higher!
And for that 2,000 yen higher price, I'm angry all day!
So I decided to go to a different pool, and when I went there...
It was a pool next to a golf course.
4,500 yen!
I barely made it!
If you add 500 yen...
It's like a restaurant in there...
I said, "What should we eat?"
What should we do?
Five hundred yen!
Look at that!
Food voucher for four people.
And when we were talking about what to eat,
it said one yen.
But it's still expensive.
For example, ice coffee is six hundred yen.
Even if you order ice coffee,
it's only five hundred yen,
and you'll run away.
I'm glad you said that!
It's the first time I've heard that.
It's worth it, isn't it?
About one thousand yen.
Are you serious?!
You're exaggerating!
Isn't that too much?!
Even if you say five hundred yen,
it doesn't matter if it goes up to two thousand yen.
Then!
If you say two thousand yen,
then give me two thousand yen right now!
Isn't that too much?!
If you give me it, it's fine!
Isn't it too much?!
You're insane!
Four thousand yen, isn't it?!
Three hundred yen, isn't it?!
Isn't that too much?!
Next week, we'll reveal the truth,
and draw a firm sentence,
and reveal where the verdict will go!
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