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Yamasaki became an anime character and played as Dr. Slump Arari-chan on a bus tour.
But when the game started, the result was disappointing.
He went straight to the crowded city of Ueno and asked for a punishment game where he had to go and buy spaghetti.
However...
Yamasaki was so embarrassed that he ran away from the scene and went to buy spaghetti with Miyasato and the rest of the team.
Then Matsu-chan got angry and said...
That's not good! Go to Italy!
Italy!
Go to that weird place around the heel of Italy!
I also went to buy spaghetti!
Please wait! Please wait!
I love you so much!
And so, Yamasaki went to Italy.
This week, we'll show you the struggle of his heat and tears!
(Ban-para-bana-bana)
Don't...don't...don't fall in love with me!
(Ban-para-bana-bana)
Your...your...your ears are...
(Ban-para-bana-bana)
They're getting cold!
Hello!
Some of you may have come here to have fun, but...
How can we have fun today?
There's no talk.
And we have to watch the worst part of the show.
It's been a while since we've seen such a loose part of the show.
Let's watch the worst part of the show.
Enjoy!
I'll say it now, but it was "wow" for Kokori-ko, not "wow"!
Not "wow"! It was exactly "wow" for me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
So you said it like that?
I said it like that.
Wow!
It was really painful.
You said it like that and you were being stubborn, weren't you?!
No, no, I wasn't. I really didn't say it.
It's been three days since we started.
How long does it take to get there?
Let's see...
Why are you laughing?!
You scared me!
Stop it!
Don't take my comments!
You forgot about it!
But it's important.
It doesn't take that long.
You went from Italy to Cacato, didn't you?
Oh, Italy.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a 24-hour flight from Cacato to there.
24 hours.
Where is Cacato?
Nice.
What?
Nice.
Nice?!
You said it wrong!
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On September 26th at 6.30am...
In the middle of the night, that man appeared in a Japanese TV parking lot in order to accomplish something.
It's Cacato, isn't it?!
Let me change...
Change?!
Change...
Ah...
I see...
The plane will fall down like this, won't it?
It will definitely fall down like this.
Ah, I see.
It will fall down like this.
It's the same.
Well...
I'm not convinced at all yet...
But now...
I'm going to Italy...
To buy spaghetti.
Well...
As for where I'm going...
I don't have much time...
So I'll buy spaghetti...
On a day without a day's rest!
I'm going to Italy...
Well...
I'm going to take Cubie-chan with me...
Gatcha!
Cubie-chan?
Gatcha!
I'm going now!
How did you know?!
It's only when I meet you that you're so strict with me.
To be honest...
Gars are cheap too.
Don't say things like that.
Why are you singing this song?
Your small breath...
Hurt my love...
And you ran out of the room.
He's saying it twice now.
Huh?
He's saying it.
Yeah.
He's making fun of me.
Hosei and Yamasaki go to Italy to buy spaghetti for the first time in three days!
Hosei and Yamasaki fly to Italy and then to Rome.
The flight time is 14 hours!
And since it's all economy class flights, it's going to be a tough and long journey.
Let me introduce you to today's menu.
It's like this.
What's up with him?
What's up with you?
It's only 14 hours!
What's up with you?
Is Hendo or Otochan cute?
Where are you going?
I'm fine.
I'm the only Spartan, aren't I?
Kokoriko is so...
so cute.
I'm the only Spartan, aren't I?
It's not like you're a Spartan, but Kokoriko is busy and doesn't have a schedule.
I'm busy, too!
It's not like I have a schedule.
After getting drunk for a while, Yamasaki didn't know the camera was rolling and started talking about downtown and other things.
It's amazing.
Those two are really amazing.
How so?
When I first saw "manzai", I thought, "Oh, these guys are crazy."
When I first saw "downtown", I didn't know anything about it.
When I first saw "downtown", I thought, "Oh, these guys are crazy."
But they were crazy.
That's how I see it.
Oh, I see.
Recently, Hamada-san...
Yeah.
What did you think? I was surprised.
You know, when it gets dark, it gets dirty.
You said it, didn't you?
It's getting dirty.
After a long 14-hour flight, the plane arrived in Rome, the capital of Italy.
Yamasaki landed on Italian soil in a raggedy outfit.
His goal is spaghetti!
We're in Italy!
It was tough.
It was really tough.
We couldn't sleep at all.
Let's go buy some pizza.
We've arrived in Italy.
Is this Rome?
Yes, it's Rome.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
You don't have to do that.
We're already in Italy, so let's go home.
I'm tired.
But you said we should go home, so we have to go home.
We'll get on the plane again.
Really?
Yes.
No way!
Yamaaki, who changed to a domestic flight at the airport in Rome,
sits in the economy seat again and heads for Bari, a city facing the Adriatic Sea.
Yamaaki, who has been moving all day since morning,
is tired and tired.
We're here.
It's dark.
Well, let's eat spaghetti and go home.
No, you can't.
Why not?
This is Bari.
What?
Bari.
It's in Kakaton, isn't it?
No, it's in Akirisu Prefecture.
Akirisu Prefecture?
Yes, it's in Akirisu Prefecture.
Are you still in the car?
Yes, I'm in the car.
How long will you be there?
About two hours.
Two hours?!
In the car.
That's a long way!
You've been there for about 20 hours, haven't you?
You've been moving, haven't you?
Well...
At 6 a.m., Japan...
Japan...
And it's 6.30 a.m. in Japan, so it's just past 8 p.m.
Yamasaki changed his car right away in Bali and is now waiting for his destination, Kakato.
He starts his journey to Lecce.
From Bali to Lecce, it's about 200 kilometers.
He continues his journey to Italy, where he hopes to become a Spanish.
At that time, Yamasaki...
Due to his rapid pace, he's like a dead man.
Kakato's city, Lecce.
It's the most beautiful city in southern Italy, filled with bronze lights.
It's been about 24 hours since he left Japan.
Yamasaki...
Even though he's worn out, he's finally set foot in this land.
- We're here! - We're in Lecce!
We're here!
We're finally here!
Yamasaki's stay in Lecce is only four hours.
He must get spaghetti within this time.
Yamasaki hurries to find a restaurant.
- Isn't this it? - This?
- Is this the restaurant? - No, no.
He immediately discovers a restaurant-like building.
In order for Yamasaki himself to negotiate, he gives a memo in Italian.
In Japan, it's difficult to import meat from abroad,
so he makes spaghetti without meat.
Will Yamasaki be able to get spaghetti?
- Good evening. - Good evening.
- I'm coming... I'm coming from Japan. - Japan?
- I want to ask you a favor. - Yes.
- Okay? Can you make me a plate of spaghetti? - I'll do it.
- Obviously bread. - Huh?
- We don't have anything proper. - We want everything closed.
- Spaghetti without meat. - We won't close it.
- We'll close it.
- It's over. - It's over.
- It's over? - Why?
- We'll close it. - We'll close it.
- No, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- No, no, no. - Yes.
- Why? - No, there's nothing missing. We'll close it all.
- Why? - We'll close it.
- Hey, hey! - We'll close it.
- Seriously? - We won't close it.
- It's over. - It's over.
- Thank you. - Huh?
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Bye. - Bye.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Why did you close it?!
- Okay, I'll look for it again.
- Why did you close it?! - It's already past midnight.
- There's nothing to look for!
- You're crying like a baby, but you're just sitting there like this.
Yamasaki thought he could buy it back quickly, but he's rejected and looks for another restaurant.
But it's late at night, so it's hard to find one.
He finally finds the second restaurant.
Yamasaki goes to negotiate again.
- Hello. - Hello.
- We are closing. - Closed.
- Closed?
- Closed. Closed. Closed. Closed. Closed. - No, no, no, no, no.
- No, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Thank you, but now I have to close. Without closing, like this, thank you.
- Good evening, sir.
- Good evening.
- Watch out!
- No, no, no. - No good.
- It's not open.
- You are late. - Late? But...
- There were six and a half people. - It's barely open. - Huh?
- It's open, but the spaghetti is over.
- The spaghetti is over? That's weird.
- It's tough, isn't it?
After this, Yamasaki wandered around the middle of nowhere,
trying to get information about restaurants,
but he couldn't get any useful information.
About one hour passed like that.
- Geez...
- But we don't have that much time, do we? To go home. - We don't.
- We only have three hours. - Huh?!
- Geez, I'm so angry!
- What about here?
- Oh, this is the restaurant.
Yamasaki managed to find the third restaurant.
Will he be able to get the spaghetti he wished for?
- Hello. - Good evening.
- I'd like to prepare a dish of spaghetti.
Erm... no.
No?! Why, why?!
Vero po bare! Spaghetti senta caldo de guacamole!
Don't go next!
Vero po bare!
- Vero po bare? - Vero po bare!
- Shall we move on? - Well, next is...
- Next is bingo bongo? - Bingo bongo!
For some reason, a clerk who likes Gacchan asks the cook to do it for him.
Bingo bongo, bingo bongo, they say it everywhere.
Buonasera!
- Buonasera! - Buonasera!
Mioco preparare un piatto di spaghetti!
Prepare no juice!
- Ain't juice! - Eh?
- Ain't juice or not?! - Juice?!
- Juice! - Oh, Vero po bare!
Don't make me eat your pasta, no juice!
Maste?!
Even though he came all the way here, Yamasaki still can't get spaghetti?!
- Give me the spaghetti! - What are you doing?!
Then, like a shopkeeper, a brave old man starts talking to Yamasaki.
No, no, no! Spaghetti senta caldo de bel pabore!
Spaghetti senta caldo de bel pabore?!
Don't go next!
- Don't you have it? - Don't you have it?
Tomorrow's...time limit without tomorrow's time...time limit!
Then, the old man...
What's this?! Boil it! Boil this for me!
He took out spaghetti's noodles from the heavy one.
Uno spaghetti o mio! Noi?!
Wow! It's expensive!
It's expensive!
Yamasaki is being charged a huge price!
A terrible Italian!
He thought...
OK!
I obtained spaghetti in Japan.
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Thank you for the meal!
Oh! Thank you! He's giving me a meal! Thank you!
Take it! Take it!
I'm going to buy you an umbrella.
He bought it!
Yamasaki finally got spaghetti made by a brave angel!
This time, he made it with tomato sauce.
Parmesan cheese and basil.
Lecce-style tomato spaghetti.
No meat!
A south Italian chef put a lot of effort into making spaghetti for Yamasaki!
It's full of spaghetti!
Oh! Thank you!
Grazie! Grazie!
It's done! It's done! Finally, spaghetti is done!
Thanks to this kind angel, Yamasaki was able to get spaghetti.
At the end of the journey, he finally touched the warmth of Italians!
I obtained spaghetti!
Grazie! Grazie!
Fine!
Grazie! Grazie!
Finally! Finally, spaghetti!
I found a delicious-looking spaghetti, so I'll bring it back to Japan and we'll all eat it!
Yamasaki, who got the spaghetti of his dreams, used the same 24-hour restaurant as before and went straight to Japan!
This is really from Italy, frozen and preserved, and now naturally thawed.
No way! That's like a sherbet!
At the time of transformation...
You're going to freeze it?
Please freeze it.
I don't need this anymore...
No, no, no!
That spaghetti, right?
That spaghetti...
Is it really that?!
It's really that!
It's really that, so I told you not to eat it!
That...
Transformation and stuff, right?
I told you not to eat it!
I told you to eat this, and I'll definitely let you eat it!
I don't know what you're talking about...
Where did you freeze this?!
I froze this over there.
Where did you get it?!
Where?!
Did you go all the way to here?!
In Italy...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Anyway, it's done!
It's done!
Look, it's warm!
But what about the inside?
I don't know.
Well, Hamada won't eat it all at once.
What?!
You can do it!
Are you serious?!
You can do it, Hamada!
What are you talking about?
Everyone, eat it!
It's a lump.
I can't eat it like this anymore.
Hamada, eat it!
I'll eat it for a little while.
Eat it up!
I'm serious!
I'll eat it, then.
It's so good!
It doesn't taste like anything.
It's so good!
Eat it all!
All of it!
You eat it all!
What are you talking about?!
You just said it again.
Eat it up!
Here you go.
Ouch!
It's good, isn't it?
Look, it's asphalt!
I'm the only one who's crazy, right?!
I'm the only one who kicked it!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I didn't do anything to you!
It's so good, isn't it?!
It's crazy, this situation.
It's crazy, isn't it?!
What are you doing?
Why is it like that?
It's slippery like this!
It's good, isn't it?!
What is this?!
It's so good, isn't it?!
It's like this.
Ah! There's seasoning!
It's such a waste.
Seasoning.
Let's change the flavor!
If we change the flavor, we'll never be able to eat it!
That's a relief...
I'll put this on a smoothie.
Thank you!
The taste will change!
The way of thinking will change!
Is it OK?
Isn't it written?
It's OK, it's OK.
Why are you writing this?
You should write it on your head.
It says "should be written on smoothies".
I don't know about that.
You should do it the right way.
No, no, no!
It says "should be written on smoothies".
I don't know about that.
It says "should be written on smoothies".
It says "should be written on smoothies" for sure.
Wait a minute.
Massage me.
Wait a minute.
It's OK.
Look at me now.
It's soaked in my scalp.
It feels good.
It feels good, doesn't it?
Eat it! Eat it now!
Yes!
Eat it!
You can do it!
The taste will change!
You can do it!
How is it?
It's good!