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The 3rd Men's Cosplay Characters Tour, "Becoming Anime Characters"!
Are you okay?
Yes!
You have a strong personality.
Yes!
Anime characters this time.
Yes!
Are you okay?
No, I'll do my best today.
I haven't been down once yet.
First and second times.
Oh!
That's right!
What is it?
Is it like an aura as a comedian?
No, I haven't been down as an aura as a comedian.
From the bus!
I don't know what you mean.
Whether it's good or bad is up to you.
This is a good thing.
We are regular people.
Yes!
I'm here.
Hello!
I'm Keisuke Amemura!
Nice to meet you!
Please come in.
Yes!
Don't say anything and come in.
Yes!
This is...
The most delicious thing in Hamada is...
Why?!
Until now...
Oh, I see.
I see.
I always bring everything with me when I go out.
I always bring everything with me when I go out, but I don't know why...
Upa! Kansen! Uchiko!
Oh, I'm late!
Oh, no!
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In the past, in the cosplay of Kogeri and SM, Hamada is alone!
What will happen this time?!
While there is no anxiety, make-up is progressing well in the private room!
It feels good!
Are you okay?
And it's finally done!
First, Matsumoto's cosplay!
My eyelashes hurt!
It's cold!
Hey, don't come out of the camera right away!
It's really cold...
Let's hurry up and find a cold comrade!
Can you hurry up and do it for me?
Why?!
It's cold for me too!
Are you serious?!
Hamada, come out!
Okay!
It's Meiter-san!
It's hard to tell!
Next up is the first participant, Ameagari Hotohara!
Who is it?!
I don't know!
I'm Wakame!
Matsumoto-san!
Who is Matsumoto-san?!
Wakame?!
You're so ugly!
And Kokoriko Endo's anime character is...
Who is it?!
Asakura Minami!
No way!
Eh, Touchi's Minami-chan?!
Yes!
Minami-chan?!
What kind of person is Minami-chan?!
Next, Kakoriko Tanaka's cosplay is...
Big!
It's a big Lam-chan!
I'm sure you can pull it off, Yumi.
It's too major, it's a little embarrassing.
Babyface Yamazaki's anime character is...
Kita-ko-ri-ko-ra-ka-ri-ka!
Hey, Miyasako-e-ka!
That was fast!
Miyasako-e-ka!
Lastly, this is also our first participant, Miyasako-e-ka!
Hello!
Hiding my face and hiding my body, I'm the knight of justice, Kekko-kamen, here!
This is the worst!
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's terrible!
It's terrible, isn't it?
While the seven grown-ups have transformed into embarrassing anime characters...
...the bus is heading towards the night market.
There, a scary bus game is waiting for you!
The first point goes to Yurakucho!
Yurakucho!
Is it okay?
Yes, yes.
The loser will get off.
Alright!
Lupin Three Star Game!
Thank you!
Lupin, Three Star Game.
The one who got caught in the middle is Fujiko- chan!
The one who got caught in the middle is on both sides, right?
And Three Star Game is Lupin's next game.
Wait a minute! I can't feel my hands anymore!
Throw it away!
You can't do that!
Throw it away!
You can't do that!
This is a good game.
It's not an easy game.
Game start!
Yes!
Lupin, Three Star Game.
Fujiko-chan!
Lupin, Three Star Game.
Fujiko-chan!
Lupin, Three Star Game.
It's too late!
It's too late and...
You're all too slow!
Faster!
Fujiko-chan!
From the back screen!
You get one point.
Okay.
Here we go.
Lupin!
Three Star Game!
Fujiko-chan!
You're too fast!
Fujiko-chan!
You're too late!
Was it too late?
Starting with Miyami-chan!
Lupin!
Agree!
Fujiko-chan!
Too late!
Endo said it, too!
One-pena, two-pena!
Yes, yes!
Reach!
Endo and Miyasako are in reach!
Starting with Tanaka!
Lupin!
Agree!
Fujiko-chan!
Lupin!
Agree!
Fujiko-chan!
Endo!
Miyami-chan!
- Minami-chan! - Minami-chan!
- Minami-chan will get off in front of Marion! - This is bad!
- This is really bad! - This is really bad!
- Minami-chan, it's like you've been waiting for 20 or 30 minutes! - Eh?!
- That kind of waiting... - No, there's that too...
- While waiting, you know... - That's right.
- You're aiming for 10 out of 10. - Yeah.
- Minami-chan! - Yes!
- Please go ahead. - I'm not waiting for Tatchan.
- I'm waiting for Tatchan and Katchan. - I'm waiting for Tatchan and Katchan.
- Everyone's nervous. - It's like they're on a ride.
- I absolutely hate this! - I absolutely hate this!
- Even the TV is a little scared!
- Like when you're in kindergarten.
- Scary! It's scary! - I absolutely don't want to lose!
- I hate this! I hate this!
- Your back is a fluorescent color. - Ah, you're right!
- It's a little conspicuous!
- Now, the second point is Akihabara! - Akihabara!
- The first and first game is... - Jimmy Onishi Game!
- Jimmy Onishi Game? - Hey, hey!
- What's this? - Jimmy... Onishi...
- He's doing it! - He's doing it!
- You know it, right? - He's doing it!
- Shall we start? - Yes!
- Starting with Miyasako! - Jimmy! Onishi! He's doing it!
- Jimmy! Onishi! - Hey, you're too slow!
- You're too slow! - You're too slow!
- Miyasako, you're in trouble! - This is weak!
- You're too slow!
- Jimmy! Onishi! - They speed up and the game escalates!
- Hotara immediately makes a mistake!
- Jimmy! Onishi! He's doing it!
- This time, Tanaka makes a mistake in a hurry!
- And so does Matsumoto!
Jimmy! Onishi! Yatteru! Yatteru!
You! Why?!
I won't let you go this time!
This is how I did it!
This is how you did it!
This guy's crazy!
Miyadago! Miyadago, reach!
Alright! Here I go!
Jimmy! Onishi! Yatteru! Yatteru!
You!
What?!
What the hell?!
Matsumoto! Miyadago, reach!
Alright, Matsumoto!
Wait a minute...
Jimmy! Onishi! Yatteru! Yatteru!
You two were crazy!
Jimmy! Onishi! Yatteru! Yatteru!
Mutoara, reach!
Sannen, reach!
This is bad...
Here I go!
Jimmy! Onishi! Yatteru! Yatteru!
Mutoara!
What's going on?!
Mutoara!
You can't do that!
What's going on?!
Why can't you do it?!
That's the rule!
We're going to a electrical store to buy a fan.
What's he doing?
Wow, he's not laughing at all.
That's the worst.
Why are you crouching halfway?
If you're not going to sit down, then sit down.
But it's true that there aren't a lot of people.
It's a bit lucky, right?
It's definitely worse than before.
And now for the last point!
It's the rain.
Wow, it's tough.
It's raining a lot.
And now for the last game!
It's the Senda-Mitsuo Game!
As you know, it's Senda-Mitsuo-Naha-Naha.
Senda-Mitsuo-Naha-Naha.
Senda! Mitsuo! Naha-Naha!
You're late!
Senda! Mitsuo! Naha-Naha!
But you're one year early!
Yes! Yes!
You're one year early!
This is bad!
You're late!
Cinder!
Millet!
Naana!
Cinder!
Millet!
Naana!
Cinder!
Millet!
Naana!
Cinder!
Millet!
Naana!
Cinder!
Millet!
Naana!
Cinder!
Millet!
You're late!
You talked a little bit of Missouri.
That's not your name.
Cinder!
Millet!
Naana!
Cinder!
I'll kill you!
You! You! You! Do it!
It won't open!
You!
It's alright!
You! You! Do it!
You, now!
That's funny!
What's that supposed to be?
Who is that?!
You're kidding me!
Please start with everyone's takeout of your spaghetti in the cafe.
While we wait for our food, there's a table in front of the cafe so you can have some tea there.
This is interesting.
Which is it?
- Ah! That one! - That one!
The one in front of the cafe.
You're going too far with that.
Here comes Arai-chan.
She hasn't noticed me.
She hasn't noticed you at all.
She noticed me.
But I can't see you.
Can you see me?
But if you stay here, you won't stand out.
It's more comfortable.
Let's go.
This is embarrassing.
But if you're alone, you should go pick her up.
I see.
I should go pick her up.
But wait, it's difficult to pick her up.
I'm from a far place.
I have a job every month.
You're going back to Edou.
I have a job.
You don't have to go back so early.
I have a job today.
I should go pick her up.
She's only this old.
It's a big thing.
Miyasako is around there.
Wait, you're weird.
You're in a bad mood.
For some reason, Miyasako, who won the game, has to get off the bus.
I won.
Good morning.
Don't open it.
Let's go home.
It's dangerous.
Good morning.
Minami-chan.
Minami-chan and Wakame-chan.
Today is Minami-chan and Wakame-chan.
It seems that people of Ginza didn't think it was Minami-chan.
What are the clerks doing?
Nothing.
You were a little helpful, weren't you?
I was helped.
Actually, I was on my way home.
When I was about to go home, I saw a pervert walking towards me.
Who is it?
It's Kekkogamen-san.
When I asked Kekkogamen-san, he said I should help him.
So we went back to get spaghetti.
But we didn't leave it there.
Why didn't you leave it there?!
Well... I thought I'd leave it there.
To be honest, I ran away.
What?! Really?!
No! You can't do that! You can't do that! Say it again!
What?!
You can't do that!
I've been there! I've been there!
You can't do that! Say it again!
Italy!
You can't do that!
Why?!
Go to the weird part of the Italian boots!
I went to step on a shrimp.
Say it again!
I love you so much!
What?! You're lying!
Emergency punishment game!
Next time, Yamazaki goes to the Italian boots and buys spaghetti!
Don't... Don't... Don't fall in love with me!
My... My... My ears are still itchy!
I'm getting a cold!
You...
You are...
No! No! No!
Hello, I'm Macchan.
I'm Hama-chan.
Please sit down.
What are you talking about?
Gua also said it, right?
That's right.
But the manager, Fujiwara...
Yes.
He...
Maybe we can do a project with him.
He eats very well.
On the way back, when the van was launched...
How did you eat until the end?
It was Chinese food.
There were five or four people sitting at the table.
And Fujiwara was there.
Everyone wasn't very hungry, so they couldn't eat much.
He ate all of that Chinese food for four or five people.
And when he left it, he ate it all up.
From the inside of his mouth to dessert and everything else...
All of it.
He ate it all up.
And at the end, he put his finger in the coffee and...
How was it?
What is this?
This is...
What is this?
What do you mean "suelle"?
I know the nuance, but...
No, it's like this.
That's amazing.
I was surprised.
Well, it's fine.
You don't have the energy to lose weight, do you?
Well, I don't...
You're not dieting or anything, do you?
Well, I don't...
You're not dieting or anything, do you?
My wife seems to be a little fat, you know?
My wife...
My wife wants me to ride her really heavy.
I don't know how you feel about it!
Come to Zerachins!
That's a real song, isn't it?
This is a question for Mr. Matsumoto, who discovered all the secrets of human DNA during his middle school years.
Oh...
There is a huge rock with a diameter of more than 80 mm that is traded for a very high price.
Mr. Matsumoto, please tell me how to grow a huge rock with a diameter of 80 mm.
A rock with a diameter of 80 mm looks like this, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Right?
And it's measured from here to here.
Who measures it normally?
Yes, it's measured normally.
I came up with an idea.
Depending on how you grow it...
If you grow a rock like this, it will grow like this when it grows bigger and bigger.
But when you feed it like this...
When you feed it like this...
Yes, try to grab it.
Hey!
It's no good, isn't it?
No good, isn't it?
How far are you going to measure it?
What are you talking about?
I'm asking you how big you bought it.
It's not like you want to grab it or anything like that.
That's why I had an 8cm square.
But you can't win with this, can you?
That's when they came up with the square method.
That's why you can't just grab it like that.
This is where the battle starts.
Got it?
This is how it comes out.
It gets more and more like this.
You want to reach it.
If you can't reach it like this, you can reach it with your legs.
I feel like I know what you're talking about.
It becomes like this.
How big is it?
It's about 2m.
Where did you get it?
What?
The 2m square. Where did you buy it?
Why are you asking me that?
It looks like a lot of work, that 2m square. Where did you buy it?
It's an apartment.
It can't be helped if it gets in the way, can it? That 2m square.
Well, it can get in the way.
There wasn't a 2m square.
I'm serious.
I said too much, didn't I?
I don't know anything about squares.
What's that?
I thought you were going to apologize.
Is that how you're going to come?
I was talking about squares a lot just now.
Hey.
There's no way squares are two meters long.
Hey.
What is this?
It's not like that.
Huh?
I did it like this.
I was caught.
I did it like this.
What?
I didn't do it like that.
I did it like this.
It's not like it's two meters long.
That's...
You said it just now.
I did say it.
Huh?
It's easy.
I didn't say it like that.
I did say it like this.
Hey.
Squares are two meters!
Hey.
I didn't say it like that.
Hey!
I didn't say it like that.
Don't make fun of me!
Huh?
Don't make fun of me!
Look at me!
Don't make fun of me!
I'm going to get in trouble!
I'm going to get in trouble by everyone!
Huh? Look at me!
I'm sorry for what I did to you, two of you.
Hey, who are you? What is this?
Don't say it like that.