AISubs v3.5
(The next day)
Good morning.
What's up?
I'd like you to do me a favor.
What are you talking about?
What's up?
You know why I'm here, right?
I know why.
Really?
Okay, then.
Watch this video and you'll know why.
I know you know why.
That's enough!
Stop talking about the past!
I'm serious.
I'm a three-piece.
You almost died in that match.
You almost died.
Don't say that!
Stop it!
That's enough!
You know my name, right?
You know where it went "ping"?
You're not different at all!
You know my name and your face.
You know what I'm saying, right?
And you know what I'm thinking.
You know what I'm thinking.
In order...
What?
Let's start from the past.
There's more?
There's more, right?
No, no.
Maybe you all know about it.
It's a long time ago, so you probably don't remember it.
To be honest, I don't forget it.
The conversation at that time.
So I need you to do something about it.
But if Mr. Itao doesn't write about it...
It's a long time ago.
It's a long time ago, and he's depressed about it.
But for me...
As soon as I saw it in your room...
Why didn't you say anything?
I thought I'd put up with it, but...
I'm getting angry today.
Today?
Are you angry today?
But you know...
It's okay if it's just tomorrow.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Is it okay?
I don't know.
It's better to do it far away.
I can hear you somewhere.
To be honest, as soon as I opened the door...
I thought it was money.
That's possible.
I'm enjoying it.
Are you angry today?
It's okay.
It's okay?
Yes.
Excuse me.
I'll do it in front of you.
Thank you for your hard work.
You're fast.
It's like...
You're in a hurry.
I was looking at the clock.
You're wearing a mask. Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Should I put it on?
You put it on.
I'm nervous.
I'm interested in how you usually look like.
This program is sponsored by...
I've never been to a place like this.
I don't think it's haunted at all.
Let's go home.
There it is!
Is it there?
What do you think?
There it is!
It's dangerous.
It's Ritty-chan.
You're really late.
You're right.
Where are you going?
Let's get out of the car.
This is strange.
I want to put this on.
It's a hand-made.
It's hand-made.
It's delicious.
That's a big print.
Ritty-chan's face is big.
Why do you keep peeping into people's houses?
Hurry up and come in!
That's a person's house, isn't it?
Go into someone's house.
It's a dog.
Take off your body cover.
What are you doing?
Take off your body cover.
What are you doing?
Takayama-san!
A dog is running away!
A dog is running away?
Here you go.
What is this?
Thank you very much.
You caught it.
Thank you very much.
Let's not do it again, okay?
I think it was about 10,000 or 20,000 yen.
I wonder if he was looking for a house with a dog.
I think so.
Why is he limping?
Maybe he limped.
He's limping.
His eyes are closed, but he can't see the dog.
Wait, wait, wait.
He saw the dog.
Really?
Mr. Kanada!
The dog is running away!
This way.
He's limping.
Yes, yes.
That's crazy.
That's right.
This alone is 20,000 yen.
That's crazy.
Before that, we went to Suwajyan and Kamimoto.
That's right.
What did we do?
It's a cash dispenser.
I think it's expensive.
It's expensive.
It's a lot of money.
I don't know who's the bad guy.
I don't know.
It's a lot of money.
Pet bottle...
Isn't it?
It's a lot of money.
It's a plastic bottle.
Yes, it's a plastic bottle.
You can't buy a plastic bottle for money.
No, you can't.
You have to buy a big one.
But it's a lot of money.
Where did it go?
There's a park.
There it is!
Is it in there?
It's in there!
It's a girl.
Yes, it's a girl.
Reino?
Yes.
It's in there.
It's a girl.
Oh, no!
It's a shrimp!
What are you thinking?
It's nothing.
She's also your daughter.
She's doing this to any house.
She's very hardworking.
She's so hardworking.
What will you do?
I'll sell her.
You'll make her run away?
I'll sell her to a child.
You'll sell her to a child?
I'm going. Good luck.
It says "Evian half price".
It's good.
Evian is good.
Poor thing.
Where are you going to sell it?
To a house like this?
Who's going to buy it?
Right?
I don't feel like buying it.
Ah, it's hot.
It must have been popular in the summer.
Yeah, it's popular now.
It's popular now.
It's in.
What is it?
It's in.
What is it?
User's shop for kids
What is it?
End of version
What is it?
It says "approved" on the diary.
It says "sugamax" that sells antidepressants.
"Burned and scraped"?
It's totally different.
Hiyakaji Kamui
What is it?
I don't think it's approved.
That's right.
No, no, no.
Where did he go?
Maybe he went home?
Is he out of his mind?
He's out of his mind!
He still hasn't gotten his pet bottle.
Get him!
Yeah, let's catch up to him.
That's impossible.
He ran away from the train.
It's starting to rain.
It's getting dark.
He must have lost his way.
He's not here.
Isn't that Itao-san's car?
Which one?
The white car.
In front of us.
Doesn't it look like it?
The white car.
But he must have gone somewhere on his bike.
There he is!
He must have gone somewhere on his bike.
He must know about that situation!
I've never seen that before.
He's there!
Shall we go?
What's up with you?
I don't know!
What's up with you guys?
It's a young comedian's face.
Really?
It's a young comedian's face.
That's "Bakana", isn't it?
"Bakana"'s...
Ah, yes!
That means he was filming "Bakana"!
"Bakana"'s filming!
Look, the stew has spilled.
Here it comes again!
Stew again!
It's all the same.
I don't like this!
It's been quite a while since we went to Aden, hasn't it?
It has, it has.
Has it been that long?
I'm waiting for you!
Look at me!
Look at my neck!
Ah, you're right.
Look, look, look!
We're in the same situation.
What do you mean?
It fell.
Ah, it fell.
Ah, here it comes!
For now, let's leave it like this.
Be careful!
Yes!
"Be careful", he says.
It's not easy to get money like this.
It's fast, isn't it?
The Itao couple, who left in a car, are desperately chasing.
And finally, Itao's unknown secret is revealed!
It fell!
Did it fall?
It fell!
Ah, there it is!
Are they trading something?
Trading, you say?
It looks like it, doesn't it?
I'm sure you can see it.
Where did it go?
Ah, wait, wait!
It's a bench!
Wow, it's broken!
Chinese people are bad!
They're bad!
It's scary, isn't it?
What is this?
This year, it's been this bad.
That's right.
This year, it's been this bad.
Ah, that looks like an old man.
It's a video!
They threw away their umbrella.
It's a bench!
It's an umbrella.
I see.
What?
These guys are collecting money because their bosses told them to.
Are they like robbers?
Yes, yes, yes.
I see.
Are they an organization?
They're friends.
What kind of organization is that?
Look, they're collecting boards and handing them out.
It's true.
It's a similar style of robbery.
It's not enough.
What's that?
You just got kicked.
That was a cute kick.
Not good at all.
Let's do it.
Ah, you kicked me.
I got hit.
You saw it too.
Where did you see it?
There it is!
You can't do that!
He got hit in the head.
Why?
Why did you run away?
- Are you okay?! - I mean, Suat...
I got hit in the head!
I mean, why is Suat standing like that?
See? He's not moving at all.
- The guy next to him is also... - Why is that black guy standing at the edge like that?
He's like a game character.
If you can't control him, you can't move him.
(Banparabanpanpanparabara)
Don't...don't...don't fall for me!
(Banparabanpanpanparabara)
Your...your...your ears are...
(Banparabanpanparabara)
...blowing wind!
Okay, okay, I got it!
Let's see...
Well, I've been listening to Kogorigo's speech for a while now...
He said it was a dry laugh...
That's not true! I was laughing hard!
To be honest, it's just that you're laughing with my aura right now.
Well, that was a little...
That's because your aura is completely different.
It's already...
It's already coming out in one go!
Oh...
It's already...
Can you see it?
It's already coming out like this! It's already coming out of my ears!
I know!
If you cover your ears like this, it'll come out like this!
No, but I know!
If you drop it, you know!
No, it's coming out! It's coming out!
I'm the only guy with an aura like you!
It's like a liquid!
No, really...
Yes, I know.
Yes, I'm not going to talk anymore.
Well, since it's like that...
The weather is a little...
It's raining.
It's not good.
Well, we'll have to deal with it.
But in this island country called Japan...
Yes.
It'll probably rain with this hand and that hand.
If it's raining, then it can't rain other than rain, right?
Ah, I see.
But I don't know if it's going to rain for a long time in autumn...
I'm going to try and rain here again...
I'm going to try and rain here while changing my name...
Yes, I know.
I'm not going to talk anymore!
You said something you wanted to say.
You're all looking at me with a kind face.
It's like you're talking too much.
I can feel it now.
It's like you're trying to make Hamadan talk too.
No, no. I'm not talking too much.
What are you talking about?
That way?
That way, that way.
Oh, that way?
I was a little worried about that.
It's okay.
Hmm...
Well, it's close to winning the titan.
You're not interested in baseball!
What did I say at the beginning of this year's baseball game?
I've been a titan fan since today.
What? You said you were a titan fan?
I said I've been a titan fan since this year.
You did?
I did.
That's why I'm trying to calm down right now.
But I'm really excited.
How was today's game?
Today's game was good, too.
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't that good.
It was good, wasn't it?
Do you know which team you played against today?
I played against 11 other teams.
That's what baseball is about, isn't it?
It doesn't matter which team you played against today, does it?
It doesn't matter!
You don't even know which team you played against!
You're playing against a team other than yourself, aren't you?
Then who are you playing against?
Are you playing against someone else?
That's not right!
You're playing against everyone else because you think they're your enemies!
Well, that's true, but...
What's today's enemy?
Then what's today's enemy?
Then what's today's side dish?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Then answer me!
What are you talking about?!
Mr. Matsumoto, I heard you lost your mind three times when you were young.
Could you tell me in detail what happened to you?
To be frank, it was when I was in first grade in elementary school.
Why are you so small?
Why did you lose your mind?
When I saw you.
I saw you.
Why?! I was in first grade!
I was really surprised.
Why?
Why were you surprised when you saw me?
What happened?
I heard you were from a normal elementary school in Japan.
I may have said it many times, but your pants...
Pants? Jeans, right?
Bell bottoms, right?
Your bell bottoms were no joke.
You may think they're thin, but they're wider than your waist.
I don't have that kind of bell bottoms.
And your curly perm...
Wait a minute, wasn't that a tattoo?
It was a tattoo! It was a tattoo!
Was my hair this long?!
It was a tattoo! Are you kidding me?!
Don't make me laugh!
And you had something like a dagger, right?
You had something like a dagger, right?
Isn't that the same as a snufkin?
A snufkin is a guitar, right?
No, you had something like a dagger.
What's a dagger?
Something like a marimba.
That's not a marimba.
Something like a harp.
I was really surprised.
I was really scared.
Oh, I see.
And my friend was like, "Wait! Wait!"
I was like, "Wait! Wait!", and I suddenly woke up, but he was approaching me!
When he approached me for the second time, I was like, "Whoa!"
- Oh, that was the second time. - That was the second time.
And when I woke up, you were laughing here!
That was the third "Whoa!" and you did it three times in a row.
But I was surprised too.
- No, because I was already... - When you approached me, I was like, "Oh!"
You were walking with a stethoscope.
No, you know...
You're still a kid.
You know...
You were like, "Whoa!"
But you know...
The stethoscope was like...
A stethoscope can't walk more than one step.
Absolutely not.
Not at all.
At least two steps.
This is a question for Mr. Matsumoto, who has seen thousands of people die.
Ah, I've seen a lot.
Why do insects look up when they die?
I can't say that, but I remember it.
You know, when you go to a funeral...
Don't you say, "Look up"?
- I do. - I don't stop.
- Why? - It's definitely scary.
S-scary? But...
- You know people go to funerals, right? - Yeah, but...
- What should I say? - Don't say anything.
But...
"Look up, look up," doesn't it make you excited?
Honestly...
Right?!
Huh...
But you know, it's not like we're making fun of you or anything like that.
You know how you got mad at us when we were in kindergarten?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
You told us to look at you when we were in kindergarten, didn't you?
You know, that old man with the long eyes came up to us and said...
Hamada, come here! Come here!
And you two looked at me and said "Look at this face!"
No, no, no!
That's just what it is!
- It's just what it is! - It's just what it is!
- Yeah, yeah...
It's just what it is, but...
You know, you can't just look at a normal person and go "Gaaah!"
- It's just what it is! - It's just what it is!
- I told you, it's just what it is... - At times like this, it's better for you to be laughing, right, Tsurube-san?
Look at this face! Look at this face!
It's Katakana!
And you're still laughing!
And you know...
I'd like you to open your eyes wide for me, but...
You know...
You're obviously closing your eyes...
You're closing your eyes, aren't you?
If you open them, you'll be scared, won't you?
You know what I mean, don't you?
So, you know, even if I die, you know...
I don't know if my ancestors...
First of all, I don't know if my ancestors exist or not, but...
My ancestors might ask me to look at them, but...
You know, you can just look at me, you know?
- Why are you doing this? - It's just what it is!
- I'm begging you! - What are you begging for?
- I'm begging you!
I mean, it's fine! We'll all laugh at you!
- That's fine, right? - Yeah, that's fine.
Like I said before, I'd like you to...
Open your eyes wide for me, but you'll be scared, won't you?
- Yeah, I'd like you to do that. - You know...
If you open your eyes wide for me...
Why are you opening your eyes wide for me?!
You know what I'm thinking of?
I'm thinking of...
If you keep saying "open your eyes wide for me", I'll do this!
Can I... can I laugh a little?
I know, I know.
Should I put something like this here too?