AISubs v3.5
(applause)
Um... it's been a while...
Yes!
Um... what is this?
Oh, my voice is coming through!
What is this? It feels weird...
Um... it's been a while...
It's been a while...
Red... Si... Bua... Siata... Bui...
That's enough of that...
It's embarrassing...
I don't want people to say I made a mistake or anything like that!
No, no, you're laughing on your own.
Siata Bui Akasa...
Ah, that's right.
It's on top of the dressing room.
That's right.
On the contrary, it feels like my tongue is coming down.
It's coming down from above.
Ah, above...
I don't want people to say I made a mistake or anything like that!
It's embarrassing...
I don't want people to say I made a mistake or anything like that!
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Um... I'm a little dark, aren't I?
You went to Saipan, didn't you?
I went to Saipan.
Oh...
Yes, I did...
In the summer break?
In the summer break...
But, um... on the first night...
Um... when I was sleeping in the hotel...
Yes...
Come to think of it, Saipan has a lot of ghosts, doesn't it?
Ah... ghosts...
Yes...
Ah...
Come to think of it... I was so scared!
I was so scared!
From the second day, I went to see Yamazaki and hug him!
You're making me scared!
Even if you lie like that...
No, I'm serious!
No, I lied about hugging him...
But, in Yamazaki's room, we slept together, didn't we?
Yes...
No, no... I'm a little scared...
How many times did you ask her?
No, I didn't ask her...
Because she's not there anymore, in Saipan...
No, she's really not there...
We were just like a family...
I'm serious...
Um... my acquaintance's acquaintance found you...
Ah... in Saipan...
Yes...
How was she like?
Well... it seems like she saw you entering her room...
No, no...
You're definitely lying!
No, no...
I asked her like that...
No, it's not like that...
Don't say "it's not like that"!
You know what I've been thinking about for a while now?
You know, you're married and you have kids, so you don't say things like "it's not like that" that much anymore, right?
And for you, I don't know if you're saying it because you're single or not, but you have more dreams than you're single!
You have a lot of things you want to do in the future!
And you're crushing all of them!
That's not it!
So there are people you shouldn't expose?
Like what?
No, it's not like "it's not like that"!
I don't want this guy to know!
No, it's not like "it's not like that"!
Don't say "it's not like that"!
You know, right?
My future is closer than yours!
So even if you take a picture of me, I don't care! I'm single!
Are you stupid?
So why don't you like me?
That's because...
Because you're not alone!
No, but if you say it honestly, it's bad!
No, but let's say there's someone who's trying to say something good right now.
For example. It's about an example. It's about an example.
You don't need an example, do you?
No, but let's say there is. When you hear about it and you're like, "Oh, what? Are you playing around in court?" and you're like, "I don't like it anymore," what will happen to my love?
What will happen to my love? That's what I want to say to you.
Right? There's no reason for my love to be crushed by my partner.
Right? You're someone who should be helping me with my love life.
And if my love life goes well, I'll work harder and work harder and work harder and work harder.
But you're a jockey, and you have to help me with my love life, right?
And if my love life goes well like that, I'll feel like I don't need you anymore.
I'll feel like I'm going abroad.
Well, well, well, you said it. You shouldn't say unnecessary things.
But you're not alone, are you?
Why are you laughing at me?
Well, well, well, you're unexpected.
Why is that?
If I knew about you and your love life, I wouldn't have come here and said "thank you" and called my staff and told them to cut it out.
You wouldn't have?
I don't have any staff!
I want you all to go home and watch "thank you" this Sunday.
What I've said so far is a little bit of a cut.
That's a matter of time!
It's just the opening line of the movie, so it's not a big deal.
Who is he?
My high school friend.
Is he a guy?
Yes, he's a guy.
I saw him taking a girl to a movie theater.
With Yamasaki.
We connected.
After all, Saipan is coming out.
You guys went in normally!
My high school friend saw me like this.
But behind you...
Maybe Yamasaki and I went in from behind.
You saw it, didn't you?
We were completely connected.
That's scary.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know either.
It was scary.
I was going to casino.
Have you been to casino before?
It takes 50 minutes by boat.
You can't go there.
But I was in a bad mood.
I decided to go to Cessna.
Cessna is 5 minutes or 10 minutes.
You are rich.
What are you talking about?
No.
Cessna is 100 years old.
You are rich.
It's a dirty Cessna.
Cessna?
It's like a gum.
It's funny.
It's okay.
The pilot was driving a Ray-Ban.
She was a wrinkled old woman.
She was very scary.
Don't laugh.
It's just a Ray-Ban.
It's how pilots drive.
Old lady with Ray-Ban.
A man came with me.
A very rich old woman was following me.
That man looks like a candidate.
When I got on it, it was like a container.
The old lady was holding it like this, but it was full of black dots.
That old lady was funny.
She was really scary.
When we got to the airport and waited for the taxi,
I think that old lady was doing her last job today.
She was waiting with us until we got in the taxi.
She was holding something like aluminum foil out of her bag and was eating something.
It was scary. She was risking her life for something like that.
But she was an amazing old lady.
She was an amazing old lady.
That was scary.
But I'm glad that nothing happened.
I'm glad that nothing happened, but...
How many days did you stay there?
About three days.
About three days?
Yes.
Were there a lot of Japanese people?
There weren't that many Japanese people in Saipan.
Tourists?
There weren't that many tourists in Saipan.
Were there a lot of tourists in Saipan?
No, in Saipan...
What do you want me to say?
Hey!
What do you want me to say?
If that's the case, then it's fine!
To be honest, I can't talk about it!
But...
Even if I talk about it, it's fine!
But even if I talk about it, it's fine!
The audience is low...
And I can't do it either.
No, you can't.
No, you can't do it either.
Even if I say it as it is, it's no fun and it's a raw story.
Wow...
That's why...
Even if I just drag you into a room over here, don't make a fuss about it.
What does that mean anyway?
Ah!
Just as I thought, I got him!
Everyone, take a look...
My sweat!
It's dripping, right?!
(laughter and applause)
Haraki!
Give me a break, seriously!
Haraki, Haraki, Haraki!
Wait, is that it?!
(laughter and applause)
Seriously?!
What?!
Seriously?!
(laughter)
What's with that tone?!
You're dirty, you're dirty!
(laughter)
If I have to say it again, you're dirty!
You haven't changed!
(laughter)
Haraki, here I go!
(laughter)
Look at you!
You're good at editing now, aren't you?!
Are you going to add "p"?
Isn't it obvious?!
How are you going to add "p"?
(laughter and applause)
"When I arrived, I did 'p'"!
(laughter and applause)
If "did 'p'" wasn't enough...
"When I arrived, I did 'p'"!
(laughter and applause)
"When I arrived, I did 'p'"!
I don't know what you're talking about!
(laughter)
Even someone who hasn't been taught their duties would know.
(laughter)
Once again, I have a question for you.
Okay.
Before, you told me what to do if you took my bag.
I see, I see.
But now you're in a situation where you have to take my coat every day.
Please tell me what I should do.
I see, I see.
Well...
I don't know how many of you know what "mount" means, but...
I see, I see.
When you take my coat, you have the biggest advantage.
I see.
When you're up there, you can't do anything from below.
You can't walk up and do anything, can you?
That's right.
Well...
First of all, you can't take my coat.
So let me take your coat for you.
Oh, okay.
What should I do?
Please take my coat.
(laughter)
Let me ride you.
Take off your cloak!
Can I just walk around like this?
You know, like this.
(laughter)
Yes, like this.
How did you do it?
This is not a mount.
Some people mistake this for a mount.
This one?
This is a mount.
This one and the one you just saw are completely different.
If you do this, you can't do anything.
I'm doing it like this.
I can't do anything.
I can hit you from below, but you don't have a waist like this, so it doesn't work at all.
I see.
So in order for me to get hit, I have to do this.
I see.
But if you do this, you can't do anything.
So it's painful.
(laughter)
What do you do when you get hit like this?
I know.
Remember this state.
What are you doing?
(laughter)
Wait a minute!
Stand up for a second!
(laughter)
What are you doing?
(laughter)
You hit me really hard!
(laughter)
Do you understand?
Do you remember what you just did?
You can't do anything!
So, when you get that, tell me what I should do.
Yes, I understand.
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
Well, well, well.
This is hot.
Then, let's go!
Yes.
What are you going to do?
I'll let you get the mount on purpose.
Ah, yes, yes.
In this way...
Yes.
I'll make you lose your power.
Even though you have the mount?
Even though you have the mount...
I'll do it!
You can't!
Yes.
(laughter)
Hurry up and get the mount!
(laughter)
Can I get used to it?
It's a tackle.
Ah, a tackle!
It's a tackle.
What kind of tackle?
Yes.
(laughter)
You want the mount, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You can't do it like this.
That's because you were playing with him, you bastard!
(laughter)
But you can't do it without the mount.
(laughter)
I'll do a down.
That's not it!
(laughter)
Get on top of me!
That's not a down!
(laughter)
That's...
It's a down.
What is that?
(laughter)
I don't know!
(laughter)
Why?!
Get on top of me!
How do you do it?
It's like "don!" and "bon!"
Ah!
Like this, right?
Like this!
That's it!
(laughter)
When you do "bon!"
I heard you're cheating!
(laughter)
What?!
(laughter)
That was really fast!
(laughter)
Matsumoto-san, please tell us how to use an earpick for health.
How to use an earpick for health.
Those who have heard of it won't lose anything.
We won't lose anything.
There are things you won't hear of it.
What?
You mean diseases?
Yes.
Really?
Yes. For example, baldness causes hair to grow.
That's difficult.
Those with a cracked jaw won't lose anything.
(laughter)
What?
Those with a cracked jaw won't lose anything.
(laughter)
Those with a cracked jaw won't lose anything.
I don't know what you're talking about.
(laughter)
It's better than before.
Yes, yes, yes.
Really.
That's definitely the case.
So, if you want to be like this, and you have problems with your body, I think you should raise your hips a little more.
Anything works?
Anything works.
For example, if you're fat and you want to lose weight?
Of course, of course.
That works the best.
Then say it first.
(laughter)
No, it's too obvious and I didn't want to say it.
Ah, I see. I'm sorry.
I like this shirt, but I don't like the long sleeves.
If you want to lose weight with short sleeves, I think it'll work for that too.
(laughter)
What do you want me to do?
It doesn't fit perfectly.
(laughter)
I think it'll work for that too.
No, please tell me.
I don't have an earpick right now, so I don't know what to do.
No, you can use Altei.
You have an earpick?
Yes.
You have an earpick?
(laughter)
What are you doing?
You're not an amateur, are you?
Yes.
W-what are you doing?!
(laughter and applause)
W-what are you trying to do?
In short, it's about the rhythm.
What is it?
No, what about an earpiece?
You don't have one, do you?
No, I mean, what are you doing?!
Back in the day...
Here's an earpiece.
Bring five of them each.
If you don't have five or ten of them,
one will do.
What do you mean, one?
I don't make things like that.
Sonomono, Sonomono, Sonomono-san...
W-what are you doing?!
(laughter and applause)
Let me know what you think.
What should we do?
You're just singing with your earpiece!
Think of it like a radio exercise.
Okay.
What was it again?
(laughter and applause)
This is...
...Hopedown!
Hopedown!
What was it again?
Uh...
Oh, right.
(singing)
That's all about the rhythm.
Bam, bam, bam.
Right?
It's an earpiece exercise.
First, you have to remember the song.
Of course.
Sonomono, Sonomono, Sonomono-san...
Are you okay?
I get it now.
What are you talking about?
You don't need lyrics!
But if you don't remember the lyrics, you can't dance!
What are you talking about?
Janjanjanjanjan
What are you talking about?
I'm not talking about music!
You're talking about something!
I'm not. I'm not.
It's just the atmosphere.
What?
It's just the atmosphere. Just remember the rhythm.
You don't have to say anything.
Sonomono...
Why are you worried about it?
If you don't have to say it, don't say it.
I don't know if it's "Sonomono" or not.
If you don't say it, you can't dance!
I would never say it if you didn't have to say it!
That was funny.
I can't say it!
I can't remember!
What are you saying?
I can remember that!
Su-nu-mu-nu...
What?
You said "su-no-mo-no"!
Which one?
"Su-no-mo-no" or "su-no-mo-no"
You said "su-no-mo-no"
su...s...u
nu...nu...su...nu
"nu...su...nu...su...nu-nu-nu-nu...
"su-no-mo-no-su...
"su-no-mo-no-su-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu...
You can stop it!
Here goes!
"su-no-mo-no...
You're just like that.
I didn't do anything!
I'll start now.
Of course you will!
Of itself... of itself... of itself...
Don!
Of itself... of itself... of itself...
What was that?
Did you just stab me?
What? You stabbed me when I said "don"?
You stabbed me with your fingers?
I'll ask you the same question again.
Don't tell me it's like that.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
No, you don't have to say it like that.
Of itself... of itself... of itself...
Don!
Of itself... of itself... of itself...
Don! Don!
For those of you who just noticed...
Do you say "don"?
I've done it too many times, so I'll do it like this.
(laughs)
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Master!
Happy birthday to you!
(cheers and applause)
As usual, I'll make a toast.
Oh!
A person who is looking down right away is a Japanese man.
(laughs)
It's like you forgot.
(laughs)
On behalf of everyone, I would like to ask Mr. Yamasaki.
Happy 37th birthday!
Well, I'll leave it around here.
(laughs)
What do you mean?
(laughs)
From now on, I, Kokoriko, who looks down on Yoshimoto...
May I?
You don't have to look down on me, Kokoriko.
I'll give up.
(laughs)
Oh, you don't have to do that anymore!
Yes!
No.
Huh?
(laughs)
So...
So you should have finished it.
Hmm?
Then...
Is it good?
(laughs)
Kokoriko...
There's something in the cake!
(laughs)
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