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I can't stand this season, I really can't stand it anymore, so I can't stand it today, and I can't stand it tomorrow either.
Everyone, please look at the prince of that planet.
Everyone, please call him "father of goldfish".
It's pretty difficult.
It's difficult.
It's pretty difficult.
It's like...
To be honest...
It's like...
I know what you mean.
I still love you, goldfish.
What should I do?
If I dream of you, I'll be a goldfish.
I've been alone since I was born.
I've always been lonely.
The strength to live alone, I got it
My life won't change even if I'm with you
My life won't change even if I'm with anyone
Macho-san, Macho-san
I want you to know
Macho-san, Macho-san
I want some tea
He's fast!
He's fast! He's fast!
The burgundy mirror is beautiful
The ring is small
This was fun!
That was fun!
The song was perfect!
Because...
Please refresh your mind.
Because...
I was suddenly told to play the part of a bride.
It's because we're all here.
We're all here.
Is that so?
Where are you going?
Ah, there he is.
Hello.
Let's go!
Every day, every day, we're burnt on the iron plate
Fighting with old men in the morning
Diving into the sea
Is that allowed?
What?
You're not allowed to do that
It's cruel, isn't it?
You're not allowed to show your face
That's right
What are you doing in the morning?
It's quite late now
I don't know what to do
Are you going to show it again?
With that excitement
My heart is here
Black Beard Shiritori!
One kick!
The rules are simple
We're going to kick in order
But you have to kick as many times as you say
The less you kick, the better
That's right
If this person comes out
Here's the punishment game!
Let's go! The first question is about animals!
- The moment a bird flies? - Yes.
Animals!
- Tiger! - Tiger!
- Goat! - Goat!
- Camel! - Camel!
- What's that? - It doesn't exist.
- Why? - It doesn't exist.
- Why does it exist? - It doesn't exist!
- This is... - Does it fly?
- Tiger! - Tiger!
Fly! Fly!
- Fly! Fly! - Goat!
Goat!
It's flying! It's flying!
- It's so scared! - It's so scared!
I'm scared!
Fly! Fly! I'm begging you! Fly! Fly! I'm begging you!
Fly! Fly!
"Da"? "Da"?
"Da"? What kind of animal says "da"?
There is one. There is one.
This is also not very "da" "da" "da" "da"
"Da" is not allowed? "Da" is also...
Not allowed.
Not allowed?!
What?!
No.
There are "du" and "ta" and "sha" as well.
Can you accept that help?
I know! If you have more than 5 minutes, let's make it 5 minutes.
No condition, 5 minutes.
"Na" will wait for 2 seconds. 1, 2...
That's fast!
"Na" will wait for 2 seconds. 1, 2...
"Da" will wait for...
You said "ta" just now.
I can't accept that!
"Da" will wait for 2 seconds. 1, 2...
Hurry up! Don't be like this!
Let me use "da" please! Please!
What is this?!
And it's two letters! That's not allowed!
"Da" will wait for 2 seconds. 2, 2, 2...
5 minutes.
"Da" will wait for 2 seconds.
Let's go!
"Da" will wait for 2 seconds. 1...
"Da"!
It's coming, it's coming.
2...
I can't do it.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
I can't do it.
2...
There's only 2 left.
What is this?
I'm going crazy.
Oh no!
But...
Yes! I did it!
Yes! I can do it! I can do it!
Yes!
Why are you doing that?
I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it!
I'm going to do it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Why are you making a pirate look at the camera?
Just in case...
Just in case it flies away...
I'm going to do it!
Go!
Stop it! Stop it!
Last one!
Go!
Yes!
Who's next?
Second place, second place.
Yes!
Wait a minute.
There's no second place.
Second place is...
There's a lot of second places.
I'm chicken.
Go ahead.
I'm going.
Second place.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
This kick is really hard.
Wow! Wow!
Go!
Wow!
What's wrong?
You're lying!
Are you stupid?!
He said "goss"
I don't like it
Then let's go to the second round!
I don't like it
What is it?
The topic is "famous"
famous
World famous... Japan
Japan
It's not Toto Prefecture, is it?
"famous" or anything else?
famous
Jump! Jump!
Why are you asking if it's delicious?
Jump me!
Again "famous"
Then...
Me too, "famous"
That's not it.
It's obvious you'd say that.
Tsukuba!
Ah, yes, yes.
Well, Tsukuba is fine, right?
It's cold, right?
Yes, it is.
Why do I have to say "bong" before I shoot?
I really have the image of flying away before I shoot.
I'm begging you! Don't put me in weird places!
Why are you such a loose pervert?
It's fine.
I'll do two more.
Next.
Oh!
Let's go! Let's go!
Ba!
Fukun, this definitely didn't happen.
Did it happen?
Where did it hit you? Where did it hit you?
Um...
It hit my pants.
Your pants?
His? His?
His pants?
Buri!
Ah!
Oh!
You won!
Next up is Baba and Kaito.
But they can't admit it, so they change it to Baba- style and touch five swords.
Na!
Oh!
You don't know what "na" is?
Na!
Oh!
Two more!
You should just do it already.
That's right, just do it already.
Here's one!
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
Oh!
Next up is Endo and he touches four cow dungs.
She! She!
She!
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Me! Me! Me!
Me!
Me! Me! Me!
Me! Me!
Me!
Oh!
Amazing!
And Miyasako touches three swords.
She!
Oh!
Yay!
Go! Go! Go!
Last one! Last one!
Go!
Ooh!
No way!
Eight more points? Eight more?
Eight more? And it's a "ro" right? It's a "ro", right?
You can only think of it as "roppongi"
Let's go with that
No, no, it can't be "roppongi"
ro-tsu-pon-gi-re
It's here
But it's "ro", right?
Alright, "ro-ro"
Ro-ro
roppongi-re
Okay!
You can't do it!
Stop, stop, stop!
ro-tsu-pon-gi-re
Stop it! Stop it!
Silver!
This is amazing!
Silver! You will never win!
But...
I won!
Wait, wait, wait!
You two!
I won first!
What's going on?
I won first!
You won?!
I won!
Thank goodness!
You're so shallow!
You should have said that!
There's only silver!
Wait a minute!
Let me think!
There's no silver!
This is the worst!
Silver!
This is you!
I'm counting on you!
Burn!
This possibility is...
Here!
This is difficult!
This is the last one!
This is difficult!
It's like two and one!
Silver!
This is a little...
Which is it?!
This is amazing!
I'm counting on you!
Seriously?!
Wait a minute!
Which is it?!
It can't be!
Here I go!
Burn!
Here I go!
Burn!
Wait a minute! You guys, wait a minute!
You know you'll get kicked, so why do you hit me?!
Is this how you do it?!
Wow, everyone's so happy.
Wow, this is amazing!
What is this?!
I'm glad!
This is seriously amazing!
You're touching everything!
What are you thinking about?!
This is amazing!
You're touching everything!
Is this really all you've got?
You've got the last one in.
Wow, this is seriously amazing!
It's amazing.
You think it's that easy?
No...
Wow!
You're impressed!
Everyone's impressed!
Huh, what?
You know you'll get kicked, but you don't hit me?!
Hey, I'm begging you!
Hey, don't stab me!
Oh well...
Hey, don't stab me!
Don't stab me!
What part of me do you want me to stab you with?
Try it with that vibe!
V-vibe?
Wow, it must've hurt a lot.
It must've hurt a lot, right, Tana?
Of course it hurts!
Hey, hey, hey! Stop it!
Seriously!
Seriously, you're making me mad!
Hey, take him away!
What are you doing?!
You!
I'm sorry!
Please stop it!
Shut up!
Stop it!
Hey!
Seriously, say it.
I really don't like it.
I'll put pudding in here.
What?
I'll put pudding in here.
I don't like it.
The customer is...
You know what I'm saying, right?
Do you want me to do it knowing you'll kick me?
You know, right?
You don't know, so you can't do it.
Can you do it?
You're getting popular.
Can you do it in a skeleton picnic bag?
It's all coming in order.
You can do it!
I'll do it, right?
You can do it!
You're annoying!
What's with you!?
I'll pull out all of them and stab you, so kick me as soon as you fly, okay?
So you pull out a couple of them and while you're acting you're like "is it here?" and stab me.
I'll pull out all of them.
Wait, wait, wait.
Which one?
This one.
Because I'll stab you with all of them.
You'll stab me with all of them?
This one is fine, right?
But you know where you'll stab, right?
Ouch!
Are you okay?
You can't stab me like that!
Leave one for him!
I remember now.
It didn't come out!
Why did you do this?
I told you!
It's the same, right?
No, no, no, don't say it!
You guys have been doing this since you were little!
You shouldn't do it like that, really.
Tomorrow...
There's a deluxe edition.
You know that, right?
You know it, right?
You absolutely don't know it!
Go!
D-don't come in front of me.
Ouch!
D-don't come in front of me.
Ouch!
Huh?
Are you okay?
You're breathing weird.
Ah!
It went "boo"
Did you see my hand?
Do you think it's some kind of different situation?
boo
Um...
Sorry for making you nervous.