AISubs v3.5
Metchikichigi! Ougi! Dai! Gassen!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Well, everyone, it's been a while since I've done an ougi.
Well then, let's have everyone on stage appear!
Please come out!
First of all, let me introduce myself!
Please start with me!
Yes!
Today...
Should I laugh or not? I'm really torn about that!
Yamazaki!
Um...
It's an ougi.
Please laugh.
Yes, let's do it.
And...
Yamazaki in yellow!
Thank you!
Okay, next!
Yes!
My mother...
Is being bullied a lot right now.
When I asked her why...
She said it's because you're naked and smirking!
What should I do?
The orange ougi is a no-no.
Okay, next!
Um...
My lucky item is...
This juice.
And...
My unlucky item is...
My partner's underwear!
You're dead!
I'm Miyasako, and I want to get rid of rain.
Okay, next!
Um...
Last time I said it a million times...
But I still can't use my ougi...
And I still can't do gyara...
Tonight, I'm as if I'm not motivated...
And here I am again!
Okay, next!
Huh?!
Gyaaah!
Gyaaah! Gyaaah!
OK, next!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's OK, it's OK.
Gyaaah! Gyaaah! Gyaaah!
For Hotoara's sake, it would have been better if it had ended earlier.
That's definitely true.
I'm Hotoara, Yoshimoto's underling of power.
OK, thank you!
OK, last one!
Anyway, yesterday, Nishida Hikaru's birthday party was held.
I see.
Everyone, it's about time you closed your kotatsu.
I'm Down-san's Matsumoto.
OK, thank you!
Let's go to the venue of the biggest party tonight!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
First up is the Headphone Proposal Game!
This is also familiar to you.
You don't know what the other party has said.
Please tell us in order what you have said!
Yes!
I don't like this at all.
The first topic is this!
OK?
It's this.
Ichiro is 40%.
Say it more!
Ichiro is 40%.
I can't say it!
I can't say it at all!
Ichiro is 40%.
Oh, you seem confident about this one.
Oh, I understand this one.
OK, Down-san.
Strawberry, 40%.
Great.
Strawberry, 40%.
OK.
Next one.
Friday road show.
Huh? What?
Friday road show.
OK.
Huh? What? Friday...
Next one.
Z-lotion.
Are you the only one using it?
Z-lotion.
It's f*cking slimy, isn't it?
Z-lotion.
You scared me!
That's impossible!
You took it off.
Z-lotion.
Huh? It's fast.
Next one.
Fighting game.
Huh? What?
Fighting game.
Ah, fighting game.
What? It's like I'm dead.
It's like I'm dead.
OK, here is the correct answer.
Strawberry, 40%.
OK, change the order.
This song is annoying! It's always the same song!
If you have 100,000 yen, buy it and change it.
Go away!
I bought it!
Go away!
OK, next question.
Here is the next question.
OK, let's go.
2000 yen, 300 yen.
More mouth!
Open and close!
2000 yen bill, born.
No way!
This is correct.
2000 yen bill, the best!
OK.
2000 yen bill, the best!
Always the best.
Why!?
You went too far.
Why is the middle only a little long?
You can say it straight.
Always refreshing, chairman.
Always refreshing, Ikumo.
Imitation medley!
We've done this before.
Let's sing one phrase at a time.
You said it!
Music, start!
This is scary.
Shimura Ken!
Ah, rubber band!
Peter Tolisi!
Don't forget me, bro!
Thank you, bro!
Always, bro! Thank you!
Kyo Hiromi!
Wada Akiko!
Nana Hahai!
Kugou Kamawara Hahai!
Horatsuri Nami Hahai!
Komori No Uma-chama!
I'll do it too.
Yes, Tara and Shihoko!
I don't know...
Yes...
Um...
I don't know...
Yes...
Um, I'll say it as a substitute, but...
This corner is for comedians only.
I'm embarrassed.
It's really embarrassing.
It's really, really embarrassing.
Yes, last one!
Yes, line up!
The last one is the best.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Let's do sumo.
What?
Sumo.
Yes, line up!
Tara is last.
Seriously!
Please!
Yes, line up!
Yes, music start!
You can't do this.
You have to do it properly.
Louder!
Sing with fun!
Yes, yes, yes!
Side, side, side!
Yes, pedagogy!
Sing!
I hate you!
Kobayashi Akira!
Kobayashi!
Ohashi Kyosen!
Side!
Saito Hibiki!
Be quiet!
Can you do it? Can you do it?
It's even worse!
Was "monmari" better?
No, this is a little...
I feel like I'm going to puke.
Are you ready?
It's "kokon touzai"
I'll give you an answer, so say it in order.
As long as you're stuck or can't say it...
Pa!
Does it still hurt?
It still hurts.
What should I do?
Are you ready?
I'm really scared!
The first question is...
Ultra family
From where?
No, from here.
Eh?
Don't come forward.
No way... I...
Why?
I'm last, right?
You're last, right?
No, but I'm definitely going to puke.
Eh? Is it that bad?
It's not that bad.
I'm going to puke.