AISubs v3.5
- Well, first of all... - Yes?
- It's been about a year and seven months... - Oh, has it been that long?
- Since we started this project. - Oh, I see...
- Why has it been a year and seven months? - I know, right?
- Couldn't you have done it sooner? - Oh, I'll tell you about it.
- Yamazaki-kun was really down on his luck. - Hahaha!
- He was really down on his luck, and said he didn't want to do it again. - Hahaha!
- So, our ten thousand year challenger... - Yes?
- Yamazaki Hosei-san, please!
- Hello! - Yosss! - Alright! - Yossh! - Yeah! - Oh! You're in good spirits. - You're in good spirits. - You're in good spirits too. - In conclusion... - Yes, yes, yes. - What is going on with you two? - What is it? - Hey! How's my condition today?! - Yamazaki, who are you?! - I'm scared too! Hahaha! - Err... May I say something? - Yes. - There's one thing I'm curious about. - Yes, yes. - What is it? - There's something in his hand... - I fell into a water surge three days ago, and my intestines don't look well at all.
But if Muriman hears about this and Yamazaki is in a bad mood, I don't want you to let go of your hand!
I see.
Even though I went to the hospital and did a lot of things, it was only that much.
Yes.
Until now, it's true that I was scared.
You ran away a little, didn't you?
Yes, I ran away. There have been several matches between us.
And I have been traumatized by it.
Muriman. Muriman himself.
But! I will never give in!
Muriman is scary!
But I won't give in.
Yamazaki, win!
You can do it even if you get embarrassed, right?
I can do it!
You can't do it like this.
I can do it like this.
Let's take a look at Muriman.
Yes.
This is the current Muriman.
It's a dressing room.
Yes.
Why?
There is a sommelier.
You are very hospitable.
Why does everyone in this show look like foreigners?
That's right.
Hey! Hey!
Muriman!
Before the match!
You are relaxed.
Yes.
Oh!
Is he being snobbish?
Is he still playing?
The one playing the match will still drink.
Is he still playing?
Wow!
He is a pinwheel.
Was he surprised?
Taneumaman.
You still have a style.
Why are you doing this?
Not meaningful to nail art.
Taneumaman.
But the smell of the salt is crystal clear again now.
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your patience for such a long time.
From now on, we will have a serious show of men and women.
Yamazaki vs. Morima.
We will have a super final revenge match at the end of this century.
First of all, the commissioner of this tournament,
Downtown's entrance!
Now everyone, please pay attention to Haramichi!
First up is the champion, Moriman's entrance!
Thank you very much!
Next up is Yamagaki, who has challenged himself!
See you later!
I can't stand it anymore!
I'm sick of it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
What do you mean?!
Stop it! Stop it!
That's what I'm saying!
I know! I know!
Stop it!
I know, but...
What do you want me to do?!
No, but even if you do more than that, your laughter is about to stop.
Okay, I'll do it.
And now, we will give a bouquet of flowers from one of our friends to our challenger, Yamazaki.
The bouquet of flowers will be given by our family's childhood friend, Asahi Akiyoshi-sama.
Hahaha!
Nobody knows you!
Hahaha!
You look strong like you were when you were young!
Hahaha!
Hey!
Now, let's introduce the fighters.
Alright!
In the red corner, past 5,000 previous wins,
the strongest champion of the age group,
"The Destroyer of Hokkaido",
210 lbs.,
Morimaru!
Blue Boy is past 5,000 times, eternal challenger, born of Ishinomiya, fallen boy, Tottan Boya.
130lbs, Yamataki Kosei!
I don't like you! I don't like you!
Yamataki Kosei!
Before we begin, we have a speech by Shozo Endo.
Please stand in your place and pay attention to the audience behind you.
Please welcome Endo!
Yamataki Kosei!
In order for the world to become peaceful, we will all do our best!
- Everyone, have you calmed down? - Yes!
- Then, let's start the match! - That's right!
This match is...
...this one!
- Eighteen! - Yes!
We have prepared eighteen matches for you!
- First, please decide what you will do. - That's right!
- Then... - Since you have said your greetings...
- I understand! Then, I will decide! - Yes!
- Please do! - Then...
- Let's have a color bat match! - That's right!
- Let's do our best! - Let's do our best!
- Then, let's start!
- Let's have a color bat match!
- Ready!
- Time's up!
- This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
- How many shots did you get? - I lost!
- Oh, right! I forgot to tell you.
- Doctor, for whatever reason...
- Doctor, nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you, too!
- Good evening, Yamada.
- Shall we go with a different one? - Let's go with a different one.
- Mr. Yamai, will you decide?
- Which one do you want me to win? - Let's go with the winning one.
- Tana has decided! - Oh, really?
- Yeah. - Oh, I see.
- Laundry hose! I think we can do it!
- Yes!
- But it's different from last time!
- But it's different from last time because it's a rope and it's long.
- If you don't use it well, you won't be able to do any damage.
- That's right. - Now...
- What are you talking about? - I don't know what you're talking about.
- Tanaka-kun's gestures are making me confused.
- Ready!
- All right!
- He did it!
- He did it in Japan!
Yamazaki! Yamazaki! Don't choke me!
There was a good part, but...
Doctor, can you look at me?
What's wrong?
Doctor, what's wrong?
Eh? Tonight is Yama?
You haven't seen anything!
You said it at this distance!
What happened just now?
There are still two!
My throat!
Your throat?
My throat hurts!
Yamazaki!
Of course you'll do it, right?
Last one!
Yamazaki, tonight...
1300 people!
Yes, yes, yes...
Yamazaki-san...
Yamazaki-san, you can't do it!
We're gathering here!
Yamazaki-san wanted to do a comedy live, but 100 people aren't gathering!
Let's go to the next one!
Umm...
I don't think I can win this one...
Ketchup-mustard battle!
Let's go!
OK!
Wash it! Wash it! Wash it!
Are you okay?
No.
Towel! Towel! Towel!
It's blue! It's blue!
Now...
Now it's in your ear! In your ear!
Oh! I did it!
What are you doing?
Um... I was washing my eyes...
Huh?
I was washing my eyes...
Now it's in my ear...
Are you okay?
Why can't you do more damage?
Um...
I'm almost there!
No, no, no! It's illegal!
I'm almost there! Can you stop me a little longer?
Oh!
I see!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry about this!
I see!
I understand!
Today's Yamamoto-san is different!
He's different!
Let's watch him carefully!
Yes!
Let's go to the next one!
Yes! Um...
I wanted to watch it once...
Yes!
T-shirt debate battle!
Let's watch it!
Hey, Yamamoto-san!
Yes!
In a way...
What are you doing?
Um...
Of course, the surface is hot...
Yes, it's hot...
Um...
There's hot soup inside...
Yes...
When it pops out, it's twice as hot...
This is tough...
Um... It's twice as hot...
Yes, yes...
You really have to be careful...
It's tough...
It's one of the least powerful things you've ever seen...
Yes!
Let's watch it!
It's okay! It's okay!
We'll watch it carefully!
Yes!
It's snowing heavily...
Yes!
Alright! Go!
Yamamoto!
Yes!
It's snowing heavily!
Watch it! Watch it! Watch it!
It's snowing heavily!
It's a ragged room.
The real one was being sold.
I feel like we're cooperating.
What's wrong?
Stop it now!
You! You said it first!
I'll do it!
Let's go!
Continuous confrontation!
This is...
Slippery!
What do you want? Do you still want to fight?
What do you want to do, Yamadaki?
Hurry up!
Take lots of damage!
Take some damage and show us your fight!
Yes!
Are you OK?
Stop! Stop!
Take it.
Yes.
In your mouth.
It wasn't the right size.
I'm sorry.
It's this water.
What do you want to do?
I can't do it anymore.
What?
I can't do it anymore.
What?
I can't do it anymore.
What?
Are you saying you can't do it anymore?
Wow.
Wow, Wandaaaag.
Moreu is scary.
Set him free.
Moreu is scary.
Set him free.
Moreu is scary.
Stop talking! Stop!
Moreu is scary.
Will you happen to be okay?
Police band.
What are you doing?
Excuse me...
She said police band...
Police band...
We never heard this from you.
What do you think, doctor?
Doctor, what do you think?
Tonight is still...
Does it hurt?
Where do you think it is?
We've played many matches...
But today...
It doesn't hurt at all!
Huh?
Shut up, you two!
Whether you're lying or not...
What will you do?
Kodama Watermelon Match!
What is it?
If you...
Yes!
If you tie it up like this...
Yes, yes!
If you swing it around and hit each other...
Ah, I see!
A little smaller...
Well, yes, it may not be smaller than you think.
This is...
Hey! Hang in there!
Wow, this technique is a technique I've never seen before!
I'm going to have to put up with it.
Zaku-san!
Zaku-san, come here!
Hey, Shibuya is here!
This is interesting.
It's like an old movie.
This is amazing.
He's probably wearing the dirtiest socks in the world right now.
- I'll say it. - Yes.
Natto competition!
It's been a while since I've been so arrogant that I'm making you mix it up.
I'm hungry.
Look at this.
It's like Kewpie mayonnaise.
Ready?
Go!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Man, that was sensational!
Look at that! Endo's...
Endo doesn't move!
Endo doesn't move when he sees Yamazaki!
What do you think, Endo?!
Endo doesn't move when he sees Yamazaki!
Man...
Ah, he moved!
He moved!
What's wrong?
Man, you're gross!
You're scary!
Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
Don't eat it!
You...
You're a fish 20,000 miles below sea level!
You're...
A coward!
This time...
You're a loser!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry, but I don't like it!
I don't like them touching me!
Doctor, Doctor, wait!
Doctor, wait! He's coming!
Worried about Yamazaki who wants to escape...
The exhausted Doctor rushes to the emergency room.
Worried Doctor...
On the other hand, when he returned to the machine room, Yamasaki was looking at himself in the mirror.
What happened?
What is this?!
- Mr. Hanada! - Yes!
- The match will resume! - Yes!
- Mr. Hanada! - Yes!
Once again, we would like you to welcome us with your "Yamasaki Call".
Let's do it! One, two...
- Yamasaki! - Yamasaki!
Even though she took a shower, she didn't change her socks!
A long-legged wrestling match!
Yamasaki Hosei is out of breath!
What will happen?!
A long-legged match!
Yamasaki Hosei is out of breath!
A long-legged wrestling match!
Even though she took a shower, she didn't change her socks!
What are you doing?
- You came in nice and clean - Whoa! What happened!?
- Hold it down!!! - Wh-what's going on?
- Hold it down! Get it back down! - Wh-what's going on!?
- Get it back! - W-what's going on!?
- It came back! The party... - Wh-what's going on?
What's wrong?
It's okay, it's okay.
It must be more painful than you think.
He's going to die.
His head is damaged.
Doctor!
Doctor, what's going to happen?
Tonight...
He's going to die again.
I'm scared, too.
I'm going to win!
I'm scared, too.
I'm going to win!
Why are you all foreigners?
Let's go!
This is the only way!
Hot, hot, ankake competition!
He has an amazing spring!
I can't do that!
Will Yamasaki show us his courage again?
However, producer's Suga was brought to Kokoriko.
After this, Suga said unbelievable facts...
Why did Suga appear in this house?
Yama-chan is in high spirits now.
Today, I'm also in high spirits.
I'll do this again this year for sure.
For now, everyone, please enjoy.
Doctor, what do you think?
Tonight is not good!
It's really not good.
Doctor, you didn't slip until the end.
Don't... Don't... Don't fall in love with me!
Your... Your... Your ears are...
Don't fall in love with me!
Well, it's really...
What is it?
It's really hot, isn't it?
It's hot, it's hot.
Well, in the past few years, it's been so rare...
Oh, is that so?
Yes. I've been going to the pool and all.
I see.
But...
What is it?
But, you know, even if you go to the pool, no one will do anything.
What?
Well, you can't make noise.
Oh, but you go to that fancy hotel's expensive pool, don't you?
That's right.
You can't say that.
You go to the hotel's expensive pool!
No, no, you push your partner away and say you can't say that.
You can't say that yourself!
Well, that's right, but...
Then why do you go to the hotel's expensive pool?
Well, well, well, well, well, honestly, like the general public, I don't want to go in the water.
Lying, lying, lying.
No, that's a lie, but...
Actually, I'm not sure about this... what is it called... I don't know if it's called 'civil pool' or 'common pool'.
Yeah, there are places like that.
Well, you know... I want to go to those places.
But I don't want to be dragged along and all.
Well, if you go to that expensive pool, no one will go along with you.
No!
But yesterday...
I went there.
On Sunday.
Wait, you're going to disguise yourself?
No, no, just kidding.
You're going to play that kind of prank?
No, no.
You're making me mad.
The other day, while I was at work, I got drunk and spent 3 or 4 months in the pool.
It was like 50,000 yen or something like that.
3 months or something like that.
I don't know if it's cheap or expensive.
I went there every day.
It's expensive!
You raise it every day!
This position won't collapse!
Don't stand up!
It's expensive!
What? Is it more expensive?
Actually, I'm a little angry!
But it's included!
Let's stop it!
It's included!
I've said it before!
It's included!
How much is it?
One person is 7,000 yen!
I'm sorry!
Because...
It's 7,000 yen!
Do you like eating out?
It's included! It's included!
Nothing is included!
Besides, 7,000 yen is the price of entering!
So, if you only pay 7,000 yen, you have no choice but to sit on the poolside!
You can't sit on the chair!
What do you mean?
The chair stand is different!
How many chairs are there? How many do you rent?
Um... 1,000 yen or 2,000 yen?
Why me? Why me? Why me?
Why me?
So you're saying it's about 8,500 yen!
That's what I'm saying!
8,500 yen!
Do you like eating out?
I don't like eating out!
Wait a minute!
7,000 yen isn't funny, is it?
It's 8,000 yen!
8,000 yen!
So it's about 8,500 yen!
And if you ask me to eat curry, I'd say it's about 2,000 yen!
See? I told you! I told you!
And besides that, there's not a lot of roux!
You see? The balance of rice and roux doesn't match!
If you think about it at this pace, there's a lot of rice in there!
You're thinking too much!
Wait a minute! It's fine if you spend that much money, but...
Yes, yes.
How long did you stay in that pool?
About two or three hours.
That's a little...
Three hours and 10,000 yen.
We went there together, so it's about 30,000 yen.
And on the way back, there's a parking lot...
See?
Huh?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Hey, move!
Seriously!
So in the end, it's a parking lot, and it's 4,000 yen!
What's 4,000 yen?
Once you park it, it's 4,000 yen, right?
No, no, no...
It's been 4,000 yen for a while...
Well, you spent two or three hours in the pool, right?
It's just you two went to the pool!
It's just you two ate curry!
So it's about 30,000 yen!
Think about it!
You know...
Believe it!
You're all thinking, "Don't talk about money! We're making money!"
That's why it's like this!
But...
But, you know...
30,000 yen in the pool...
It's tough!
But if you go to a normal place like that, how much is it?
If you go to a civic pool or an urban pool...
How much is it?
200 yen!
Huh?
200 yen!
That's it!
It's all muddy in there!
If you look closely...
I think there are worms in there!
But, you know...
It's true!
This is no good!
But, you know...
It's a little muddy in there!
It's expensive!
I was mad at him for the most part!
For not being balanced!
Well, you could say...
With a towel like this...
He's telling you to sleep!
Well, it's hard to say goodbye.
Yesterday, yesterday...
This is like my parents' house.
What is it? Like a civic hall or something?
Well, it's about 4,000 yen.
4,000 yen?
Huh?
This used to be a business, but...
It's expensive!
It's an expensive business, isn't it?
Ice...
Ice costs 100 yen, right?
Don't say it's about 100 yen.
You say it's about 100 yen!
No, I don't like it.
You're saying weird things about yourself!
No, it's me! It's me!
You're saying weird things about yourself!
But what kind of person goes to the pool and says it's 100 yen ice?
But you know, for example, you go to a hotel, right?
You know that refrigerator?
The tea in that refrigerator is a little hesitant, isn't it?
Why?
It's kind of expensive.
City hotel's...
Yes, yes.
You know, you go there and drink oolong tea or something like that.
It's a little hesitant.
No, no, it's not like that.
I drink it when I'm hungry.
Wow, you're rich.
Hey, you!
Hey!
Today's 100 yen and the one on TV are definitely different things!
Yeah...
What kind of pool do you use for 30,000 yen?
Yeah, yeah, that's why I still have it in my heart.
It really hurts me.
Of course, I don't want to say it's impossible.
100 yen ice is eternal.
It's not like that.
That's right.
Yeah...
But!
But you know, this is weird, but...
I'm fine with cars and stuff.
Surprisingly.
Huh?!
C-car...
No, it's not like that.
If you go that far with your shopping, you'll run out of stuff.
Oh...
Um...
You've come this far as a cartoonist.
You know what I mean, right?
If you go that far with your shopping, you'll run out of stuff.
For example, you get in an Isei Magura car...
For example, right?!
And on that cold day...
On that farmer's day...
You go "wah" and hit something and end up as a loser...
I don't care about that.
Because...
That's how it is!
If you go that far, you can do it!
No, you can't do it.
It's just...
If you try to roll 100 yen and go into a woman's body,
you can't do it for about 30 minutes.
No, you can't do it.
Why?
It's totally different.
You know, it's normal.
But I think you can't do anything about it if you roll 100 yen and go into a woman's body.
Seriously?
Right?
If you do it for about 100 yen...
I won't let it go.
I'll have a bouquet of flowers after a year.
I'll have a bouquet of flowers and okaki.
I'll buy you some okaki.
What was it?
I don't know why you are so hard.
I think you are poor, so you can't understand the size of the change.
Even if you don't know the reason, you should know, right?
Even if you ask for a price and it's 10 million yen, you should know, right?
Even if you bump into me on that day, there's nothing you can do about it.
There's nothing you can do about it.
Wow, you're a man!
Well, it's nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you.
Wow, you're a man.
It's nice to meet you.
Hey, think of a proper way of using it!
What did you buy last year?
No, that's...
What did you buy last year?
The last thing I bought last year was...
I think it was last winter.
I bought a watch.
What do you think, Mr. Nozawa?
Well, one hundred and two, three hundred and ten.
You take it! Take it!
He's dirty!
He's got a hundred and twenty.
A little while ago, we caught an anti-fisherman.
Please tell us how to raise an anti-fisherman.
Well, it's just a bad piece of wood that the customer left behind.
If it's left behind, it's a shame.
It's a shame.
I'm sure you'll be interested in it.
No, it's...
Oh, I see.
I'm looking at it, and it's like...
It's like...
Why don't I start from here?
Don't say that here.
Let's not do this.
Really?
Yeah.
Come on, it was fun.
But it's not like it's a shame.
So you don't want it anymore?
No, I don't want it anymore.
Oh, I'll give it back next year.
I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto, who has a bad reputation for talking too much.
How do you raise an anti-fisherman in the bathroom?
Please tell me both pros and cons.
You don't do it if you turn it on, do you?
Even if you don't do it if you turn it on, it's still a physiological phenomenon.
No, you do it after you do it all.
No, I'm sure you do, but you're number one now.
If you get excited and that happens...
It's not like you don't have a good reputation for it.
I see.
I'm sure some of you do.
So you add it up, even if you turn it on?
In short, you add it up.
I see.
Please tell me how you do it.
First of all, you pee.
Yes, yes.
You can pee, can't you?
Oh, you can?
Well, you can do it like this.
It's not that easy!
You're stupid!
You can't do it like a normal person.
You have strength, so you can do it like this.
Oh, it's stretched out again.
Do you want me to tighten it up again?
No, you can tighten it up and do it again.
It's okay.
How about you, Sho?
Oh, I'm stupid.
I'm older.
You're older.
Poo, right?
Yes.
It's hard for you.
You used to do it like this, but now you do it like this.
What do you mean?
Hey, say something!
No, it's just that my butt is like this, so it's quite difficult.
You're weird!
How do you do the back?
I've heard of it before.
From Sumodori himself.
It seems like you do it without worrying about it.
What do you mean?
Without worrying about it?
What do you mean?
What do you mean you don't worry about it even if you get it?
Well, in other words, it's like that.
What do you mean it comes out of both sides?
That's what I'm saying.
If it comes out of both sides, it's like a house of objects.
Who's watching you do it?
Well, you know how it is.
There's a sponsor as well.
The committee won't shut up about it.
Can we support someone like that?
Why do we have to support them?
When no one's doing Sumodori, you don't do it.
Wait a minute.
When you go to the bathroom, you don't do it like this, right?
No, no.
You put it on and do it like this?
That's right.
What do you do with it?
Well, that's what I heard from Sumodori.
"I see," and I got goosebumps.
You do it like this, right?
The poop comes out of this side, right?
But there's a turntable, right?
And you do it like this.
What? What? What?
What?
You put it inside the turntable.
Inside?
Inside. You do it well.
If it comes out more, it goes all the way to the side.
You put it inside.
Do you understand?
So you put it under the turntable, about a centimeter deep, like you do with poop.
You do it well like that.
That's their way of doing it.
Their way of living.
They don't laugh at their partners at all.
They don't laugh at their partners like this!
Ah, their partners like this...