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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai", the 7th world record sold out in the last episode of Shogunate!
The 7th world record?
Can we do it again?
Can we do it again? You're not married yet.
We don't have to do anything.
When was the last world record sold out?
Two and a half years ago.
Jaguar Yokota.
The world record sold out has been repeated many times.
The world record has been repeated many times.
But, they couldn't escape from lonely life.
And, in the last episode, Jaguar Yokota and Jaguar Yokota were married.
But, they couldn't escape from lonely life.
Can the world record really be sold out?
Today's main role, or rather main role, is...
The world record holder!
Thank you!
Thank you for having me.
Where's the world record holder?
World record holder!
I'm sorry.
You don't have to treat me like that.
I'm sorry.
This is the seventh time!
Yes, that's right.
Are you sure?
I've done it many times. I want to get married somehow.
So, decide it today.
Yes.
I heard you have a plan for today.
Actually...
It's better than usual.
Yes, I do.
I'd like to sing and dance in front of you.
And, I'd like to get married.
You're biting me well today.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
You're biting me.
Sing and dance!
Yes.
Actually, I've been good at it for a long time.
I'm a disco generation.
Disco-tic.
Yes, disco-tic.
I've been doing it every day.
So, if you discuss it...
Disco-tic is like...
How old are you now?
Master, you...
Disco-tic, how old are you now?
I'm 48 years old.
He's 48 years old.
I'm 48 years old.
You're 48 years old?
Yes.
So, I'll manage to decide it by 50.
You haven't done it even once?
You're still beautiful.
I'm beautiful.
Don't you have someone you want to marry?
I've done it twice.
But, in the end...
Be quiet!
You're lying!
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Now, let's welcome our first female guest.
Please come in!
Good evening!
Aren't you young?
Yes!
Isn't it usually better to be young?
No, but...
Misaki Miyabi-san, 23 years old.
She's always bright, cheerful and beautiful.
Do you know Heipo-san?
I've only seen her on TV.
What impression do you have of Heipo-san?
She's an interesting person.
You're overreacting.
She's not interesting!
You're in the way!
If you see her in person you'll be surprised.
She's like a soft vinyl.
What is it?
What's your favorite talent?
I like this.
Do you want to go to an amusement park?
But there aren't many rides.
There's a height limit.
It's hard, isn't it?
Do you like haunted houses?
I love them!
I want to go to a scary land.
I'm sorry!
I hope you'll listen to me.
I don't think I can do it anymore.
Why?
There are many reasons.
Let's see Heipo-san's appearance.
What's with this weird distance?
How is she?
She's cuter than I thought.
That's a good impression.
I think you'll know if you talk slowly.
Please take your seats.
Please talk slowly.
It's a waste of time.
It's okay to say "daughter".
She's 48 and 23 years old.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Keipo. Nice to meet you.
I'm Keipo Hisaki.
You're 23 years old?
Yes.
I'm 48 years old.
Do you like older people?
If you think about marriage, I like mature people.
Then you're mature.
Age is age.
She said it herself.
She's very mature.
Why are you single?
You had many chances.
It's true.
It's cheap.
It's a cheap fortune-telling game.
What's your hobby?
Basically, I like dancing and dancing.
I don't know about that.
I have a big dream.
What's your dream?
That is...
You're weird.
I like you, but I'm scared of ghosts
My classmate's son is twenty years old
My lady is getting married first
At this rate, I'm going crazy
I earn a lot of money
I'll give you all my savings
If you miss this chance, it's over
I'll give you all my savings
Get married! Get married!
That was amazing!
The dancers were amazing, too!
That was amazing!
That was a good kick!
Nihei did his best for his girlfriend!
Let's hear the verdict!
- Come on! - Come on!
- 0 seconds! - Please!
- Go ahead!
- Why?
- Oh, oh, oh... - Didn't you cry? - Didn't you cry?
- Give me a reason!
- Do you hate ghosts?
- I'm a little scared of them. - I've been in a ghost house.
- In that sense, I'm a little unreliable... - As a man...
- I'm sorry.
- Heito failed!
- Good morning!
- No, you did a good job!
- No, you really danced well! - Yes!
- You were great! - Yes, you were great!
- Right? - Well, I didn't feel anything when I saw you, you know?
- But, well, you know, women... - That's right, that's right.
- I wasn't surprised at all.
- I thought you'd feel something, you know?
- Well, we can't end it like this. One more person, please!
- Right? To be honest, when Kokori said, "First, the first one," it was weird!
- Now, let's have the girls appear! Go ahead!
- Ah, nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you, too!
- She's young, too. - She's 24 years old!
- She's 24 years old. - She's a pure and slender beauty.
- You know Heito, don't you? - Yes, I often watch him on TV.
- What about him? - Do you watch him on TV?
- No, but he's an interesting person, and I like that kind of person...
- No, I mean... - He's not interesting!
- No matter how you look at it, you can't tell if he's being misunderstood or not!
- Let's have the soldier appear! - Yes!
- Please come in!
- What's with the distance?
- Miss, what do you think of the soldier?
- I think he has a strange feeling and I like him.
- Oh, you like him?
- Nice to meet you.
- How old were you? - I'm 24 years old.
- 24 years old? - Yes.
- Is it okay for you to go all the way up?
- As long as we can go together and have fun and be at ease.
- So it's fun to go somewhere together, right?
- Yes, it is. I haven't been there recently, but...
- I go to Paris every year.
- Oh, really?
- So spending New Year in Paris is what I'm most into right now.
- Oh, really? - Let's go together!
- Sorry, I haven't been to Europe.
- So you go to Venice and ride a gondola.
- It's romantic, isn't it? - It's nice!
- Isn't it? - Yes!
- Oh, really? - Yes!
- She's very grateful!
- Isn't it more of a love show?
- Love show... - Love show?
- I get that a lot, but I'm really good at it.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- Shall we give it a try?
- You're confused, aren't you?
- It's my first time, so...
- You've been to a salon before, right?
- I want to touch it.
- Oh, you're shaking it!
- Oh, it's warm!
- It feels good!
- What do you think of men who are good at massage?
- Oh, it's nice! - It's nice, isn't it?
- Going to Paris and getting a massage...
- It's a rule, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- Going to Paris and getting a massage... - It's a rule, isn't it?
- It's fun!
- My hobby is...
- I like going for a drive and going on a date, but...
- I also like getting in a car and going shopping.
- Do you like brands? - Yes, I do.
- I like buying a lot of things.
- I'm living near Roppongi Hills right now... - Really?!
- Yes.
- I'll give you a present if you stay there.
- I'm happy! - What do you like?
- I'm thinking of getting some money.
- Didn't Vuitton just open recently?
- Vuitton? Not at all. - Really?
- Not at all. - Are you telling me tomorrow?
- Not at all. - I'm happy!
- Not at all? - I like your reaction!
- Thank you so much.
- Can we really go out?
- I'm a little nervous right now, but...
- It's not hard, is it? - I'd like to talk with you.
- No, it's fine.
- I'll invite you over to the Hills.
- At that time, I'd like to be able to cook.
- Can you cook?
- I've been able to make pretty much anything lately.
- I see.
- Mr. Hepo, what do you like?
- Well, you know... you know... - What's with you?
- I've been able to make pretty much anything lately. - I've been able to make pretty much anything lately.
- I see.
- What's with you? - I've never seen you so serious like this.
Ah, that movement.
What's with this subtle feeling?
Is it over?
No, no, no, this time Amanako did her best.
- Did you watch it too? - Yes, I did.
- This time... - We should thank her.
- It's good that you talked to her. - Yes.
Well, it would be better if you asked her half of the story.
Now, let's judge and eat!
- This is good. - Please do.
Please.
- Why did you say that? - Why did you say that?
What's the reason?
- You're smaller than I thought. - Size, right? Size.
- You thought you were bigger than me. - You shouldn't have said that!
Heipo failed again.
- That was good, but... - Heipo, let's go home.
- It's not over yet. - It's over.
- It's over, right? - It's over, right?
There's something I've been thinking about, and I'd like you all to cooperate with me.
I'd like you all to do a musical with me.
- What do you mean? - No, no.
If you do it together and appeal, girls will fall for you.
- There's something I've been thinking about... - I don't think it makes sense for us to fall for you.
- No, but if you fall for me, it's mine. - What?
No, no, no, no, no.
- What are you saying? - If you look at it...
Here we go.
"The Wizard of Oz".
- You're doing this? - Yes, I'm doing this. - No, no, you can't do that!
- I can't do it at all. - You can't do it even though you didn't ask for it? - I can do it at all.
I'm doing this with you guys. I've already decided on the role, so let's take a look at it.
The protagonist is Dorothy. Of course, I'm the soldier.
Because this is the most prominent role.
By the way, Hamada Kakashi.
It's similar, isn't it, Hamada?
And Bricky is Matsumoto-san.
And the lion is Yamcha.
You can do this, right? Yamcha is good at lion, right?
- No, no, it's my first time. - It's your first time? - Why do you think I'm good at it? - No, I thought you were good at it.
And the witch who uses magic is...
- Tanaka! - Are you a witch? - I'm a witch.
I'd like you to do this for me, Tanaka-kun.
And, well...
- The lower hand is for Endo. - It's appropriate, isn't it?
It's like he's angry or something.
For now, with these members...
We're going to go and defeat the witch.
It's like this.
- And, Heipo... - Don't do it, Tanaka. - Yes, I won't do it. - So that's how it ends? - Yes, Heipo does it...
And with a happy ending...
The match is a great success.
It's like this.
No, it's okay.
Please do it. Please do it.
Please do it.
Heipo risks his life for the musical "The Wizard of Oz".
First of all, let's look at the script he wrote himself.
- Heipo-san... - Yes?
- It says you have to drop the witch in a pond. - Yes.
- Will she fall in the pond? - Oh, I've prepared a pond for her.
So that she won't fall in it.
But it has to be real, right?
- Will she be drenched in water? - Yes, I've prepared it.
It's annoying...
It's annoying, isn't it?!
If you get drenched in water, you'll be in trouble!
Take good care of her!
Next up is the dancers' model performance.
They learn the dance moves that Heipo choreographed himself.
- Yes, Hamashi-san. - Yes, Kakashi.
You really don't want to do it?
I'm sorry.
I'm number one.
- Wow! - Thank you for your hard work!
You really don't want to do it?!
- I don't want to do it... - You don't want to do it, do you?!
- She's here. - The witch is spinning around!
- The witch has called you, witch! - I don't think there's a witch in Haruna.
Do you want me to say something?!
We're here to defeat you!
If you defeat the witch, we won't forgive you!
She's acting weird.
This is what it looks like.
This is harder than I thought it would be.
- It's tough. - It's tough.
We're going to practice now, so I'll call Chriskino-sensei.
- Hama-san, please do it. - Why do you always say me?
The rehearsal has just begun.
"World Peace" has been using their acting skills for more than 20 years to capture the greatest happiness of marriage in life.
They're trying to trick five comedians into using Oz's magic.
- Hama-san, please do it properly. - I'm not doing it.
- Masumoto-san... - I'm doing it, but...
Masumoto-san, wasn't it weird for the bridge to move?
- It's like this, right? - Is it okay?
What are you going to do?
No, it's not like I slipped or anything.
I'm not a human being.
- Are you standing on a beam? - Completely.
- Hama-san, please say it clearly. - Yes, I've already said it clearly.
- Then, shall we do it like this? - Is it okay for you?
It's okay. It'll be decided like this. Finally, Hana's happy end.
- Hana's happy end. - Hana's happy end.
- Let's have her appear on stage. Please! - Yes!
She's a glamorous beauty with a cute smile, Sakura-san.
- Are you the type of person with financial ability? - That's right.
I'm a student, so I want to get married as soon as I graduate.
- You have a lot of financial ability, Heiko-san. - Yes.
- Right? - I'll go as far as a student.
- Students are okay. - Students are okay.
- Yes, okay. - Students are okay.
I want to ask you something, so please ask me.
What is the most expensive gift you've ever given to a woman?
Until now, I like women's necklaces.
I've given about 500,000 necklaces to a few women.
- That's amazing. - Right?
What do you do on your days off?
I don't really go out on my days off.
In that case...
Come over to my house and play
I've been living in one room for ten years
I won't do anything
You really won't do anything?
Don't worry
Even if I do something wrong...
You really will do something!
I'll properly take responsibility
So next time...
Please meet my parents
Huh? All of a sudden?
Let's start with friends
Everyone! Let's go defeat the evil witch!
I am the witch of the western country. Do you have any business with me?
We are here to defeat you!
You defeated the evil witch? Don't make me laugh!
Be prepared for that! Everyone, let's go!
You can't defeat me!
Everyone, are you okay? Leave it to me!
What can you do to such a little girl?
I know your weakness is water!
I will drop you and your friends in that pond!
There is only one best man in the world.
He is the one who makes my dream come true.
I will cherish you for the rest of my life.
Let's get married.
Please marry me!
Oh, my!
Gaga, say something!
Why?
Someone who is a little more modest...
You are too much!
Heito failed again!
Oh, my!
It was so cold!
Let's go home.
Let's do it one more time, Hamada-san!
Let's do it one more time!
Don't talk to me!
What are you doing, Hamada-san?!
Oh, my!
What's wrong with me?!
Let's go home.
Let's go home!
Don't touch me!
Let's go home!
It's over...