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1st Gaki no Sky Arahende, Chiki Chiki, Shingon- san!
It's started, hasn't it?
It's started!
What kind of progress will be made tonight?!
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It's really fun!
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Okay, I got it!
Amada-kun, please say something!
It's delicious!
How many years have you been doing this?
It's delicious!
First of all, let's welcome the husband!
Yes!
Shingon-san!
Welcome!
Father, I won't let you in!
Up until now, in the program, his body has been exposed without exception.
He's been making a lot of laughter.
Yoshimoto Industry's famous manager, Fujiwara Hiroshi!
Suddenly, there are rumors of his marriage!
Usually, he's a serious man who admits everything.
Once again, the truth and anger of this marriage story...
Please tell us about yourself!
I'm Hiroshi Fujiwara, 31 years old, and I'm from Setagaya.
You say you're a newlywed, but you're already married this week, right?
I can't believe that I have a character when I come out!
I can't stand it!
Most of you?
Most of you!
I'm a low school student.
What kind of person are you?
Well... I guess you could say I'm cute.
Where did you meet her?
I met her in a company in Yoshimoto Industry.
I see, you're from Yamasaki...
She's my manager, and I know her very well.
What kind of person is she to you?
She's a celebrity.
Well... she's a bit weird, but...
She's a Japanese-American.
You should get married!
You think you're Japanese-American?
I've never seen a Japanese-American in my manager!
Well, it's about time!
Shall we get married?
Let's get married!
Newlyweds! Welcome!
Please, ma'am.
She's cute.
Ma'am, please introduce yourself.
I'm Fujiwara Hiroshi's wife...
Oh, wife...
Fujiwara...
Wife?
Wife, right?
Yes, wife.
Fujiwara Junko, 27 years old.
Yes.
I'm currently a housewife.
You quit your job?
Yes.
First of all, let's look back at the photos of their children.
First of all, Fujiwara is Hiroshi.
Next, I'd like to talk about Hiroshi.
He was born on October 10th, 1943 in Osaka.
It's a funny story, isn't it?
Yes.
There's a photo of him as a child.
Boom!
He was already called "father" by his mother.
Oh, "father".
He was called "father" by his mother.
And then, he entered middle school in 1956.
Yes.
At that time, he was in the top class of his class.
Now, here's a photo of him in middle school.
Here you go!
Okay, boom!
He's completely out of it.
What is this?
I don't know.
What happened?
I think he passed high school or something like that.
And...
He looks like a boy who's only studying hard.
But there's another side of him.
What is it?
Here you go!
Boom!
He's totally out of it!
What is this?
He's completely out of it.
This is terrible!
What is this?
This is his school.
His middle school.
He went there to play.
What's wrong with you?
I'm embarrassed.
But do you think it's a joke?
No, it's not like that.
We're all friends.
But your name is Okada?
Okada-shikun.
Himitsu-tatsu Okada-gumi.
What is this?
Why did you kill me in secret?
Himitsu-tatsu Okada-gumi.
It's a scary loop.
You killed me in secret!
In secret!
I'll finally tell you about high school.
I woke up one day and saw that girls were really popular.
Really?
I have a picture of it.
Here it is!
I'll show you this perfectly!
Just like that!
Look, his lips are red!
Right?
It's like...
And!
In 1963!
I studied at Kansei Music University.
I have a picture of that time.
Here it is!
What is this?!
Why did you suddenly come like this?!
Let's continue!
This is Junko-san!
Born in 1948, 5 years later.
May 3rd.
She was born in a residential area of Kansei, Tokyo.
She was always behind her sister.
She was a proud girl.
Here it is!
She's cute!
But...
She has a nice voice!
The school logo looks like it's from a rich family.
Right?
Did you study in an elementary school?
It was a private school.
So you like escalators!
What?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You like escalators, right?
I like escalators!
You like escalators?!
But!
She has a quiet personality.
She doesn't have a brother.
So she wrote a brother.
She put a tennis ball in her chest.
She did it like Tomase-san, right?
Did you do it?
Yes, I did it.
Even if you don't do it now...
What will you do when you grow up?
I'll grow up.
Born in 1948.
She entered the Department of Contemporary Culture at the University of Tokyo.
She spends her campus life studying and having fun.
There's a picture of that.
You're thin!
Yes, this is a proof picture of me when I was thin.
This is Fiji.
You have a piece behind your head.
You can't see it like that!
I'm white!
It's a refreshing psychological picture!
This is popular!
Yes, I think it's popular.
You've done a lot of things in Fiji, right?
Who did you go with in Fiji?
I went with my sister.
Fiji doesn't do that.
Fiji?!
Fiji doesn't do that!
Hawaii, Guam, Phuket...
Hey! A naked man is a man!
What about before that?
Hawaii was in good shape.
In good shape?!
Hawaii was in good shape?!
What do you mean?!
Hawaii was in good shape?!
No rubber, no rubber...
We've introduced you two, but we have a picture of you two getting married.
Let's have you look at it.
First, let's have you look at Okutan's picture.
Ishikawa family.
Look at that young lady.
She's got everything, her bag... Is this a piano?
It's a voice!
Look at that! There's a picture of a foreigner on top of the piano!
He's an old man!
On the other hand, Ishikawa family doesn't do that!
They don't do that!
You're just like your dad!
Your dad lives in a village.
He's a famous director.
You're just like your dad!
He's a famous director.
You're just like your dad!
It's time for us to ask you two some questions!
How did you two meet?
I worked in Osaka for three years, and then I moved to Tokyo.
I became Yamazaki's manager right away.
Then I became Yamazaki's manager right away.
After that, we ate together.
Just you two?
Who's "men"?
What do you mean "members"?
We're a group!
You were good at recording, and you ate together?
Did something happen there?
Something happened, and you were like, "You're a woman, aren't you?"
Something happened!
You're late!
Something happened, and you were like, "You're a woman, aren't you?"
That's what you said!
My birthday is December 10th.
We thought we'd go eat together.
Just you two?
That's the first time we've talked like that.
What did you think when you first heard that?
At first, I thought you were joking.
After that, I started getting calls and stuff.
Even in my private life...
Are you trying to be nice?
Even when I'm out, I get calls and stuff like "don't do bad things today"
You're in a relationship?
I'm embarrassed!
It's not like you're dating or anything, right?
You're in a relationship?
That's ridiculous!
Why are you standing up?
Reflect, reflect!
You're pretty aggressive, aren't you?
What's wrong with you?
Well, if girls are pretty aggressive...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It makes you feel like you're a good person, right?
Yeah.
Well, she said yes, but...
I couldn't go because of work or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, I said "sorry", and...
After that meeting, late at night...
I got a call.
"I'm really sorry about today", I said.
Then, she picked up the phone and went to the bathroom.
Bathroom?
Yeah, the bathroom.
Huh? Why are you in the bathroom?
Well, um...
"If you don't want me to pick up, I don't want you to," I said.
Is that true?
Is that really true?
Yes.
Are you stupid?!
I was waiting for your call!
December 10th, I couldn't go.
The next day...
There was a special TV festival.
After that, I thought I'd eat something.
What did you eat?
Well, about four of us...
With Kimoto...
And with Yama-san's manager, Katayama...
The four of us went out to eat something like teppanyaki.
And with Kimoto...
We went to a different place in our first trip.
Well, you took advantage of it.
Katayama was still there.
What's up with him?!
Katayama and I were going in the same direction.
In the middle of the night, in the same taxi...
Fujiwara-san said, "Let's go home."
Let's go home...
"But, let's go home early," he said.
You guys, good work.
"Let's go home," he said.
Well, I thought there was nothing I could do about it today.
And when I got home...
When I got home, I heard a ringing sound.
Yes, there was a phone call.
Oh, that's...
And, well...
From this side...
Can we go now?
You guys are full of energy!
I didn't know you were that fit!
As expected of you!
You've been going around in Hawaii a lot!
No rubber, no rubber!
It's late, can you go home?
Oh, of course!
But your approach is amazing, in the end.
Yes.
Did you decide it today?
I decided it today, so...
Oh, I see!
- Oh, I see! - You weren't dating at the time, were you? - No, I wasn't.
- You weren't dating, but you were like, "Alright, today's the day!" - I couldn't go on my birthday on the 10th, and I couldn't go the next day, either.
- And I had decided that I'd go eat dinner on the 12th. - That, too...
- And I was like, "Today's the day." - "When are you going to take your pants off?"
When am I going to take them off?
Well, it was written in my diary, too! "When am I going to take my pants off?"
"I couldn't take them off today, either." "Clever!"
- So you called her and said, "Today's the day." - Yes, "Today's the day."
- But she still came? - Yes.
- She said, "Come on over." - I see.
Come on over.
When you said, "Come on over," did you have a plan? Like, "Today's the day"?
The room's dirty, and I don't know what to do.
Who do you want me to introduce you to?
"It's dirty, but I'm sorry," I said.
As we were talking, I ended up getting kissed.
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- Seriously! - That's amazing!
I knew it! That's why I said, "Come on over."
- "Come on over." - "Come on over."
I don't like that kind of thing.
But when you said it, I was like, "Wow, you're good!"
- How did you feel? - She kissed me, and I calmed down and thought about it.
- But if you do that to a woman, you'll get hurt. - That's right!
- You'll definitely lose a lot of courage. - That's right!
When I went home, I knew he was expecting something like that.
- Of course, I went there first. - Of course!
- It's a little embarrassing, isn't it? - Yeah.
But even when we're talking, he doesn't do anything.
What kind of pig is that?!
What are you talking about?!
Why?! Don't you understand what he's saying?!
When I did it, I felt bad for him.
- It made me feel better. - It made you feel better?
- What's wrong with you? - Do you want a commercial?
- How was it? When did you do it? - I did it by myself the next day.
- How many days ago? - Three days later.
- Where did you do it? - At home.
- How was it? You finally got used to it. - Finally.
- How did you feel when you saw it from your wife's point of view? - Finally...
- How was it? Did you feel good about it? - That's not important.
- This man... - What are you talking about?
- I don't think this man can feel that good about it.
- You're annoying, Tachiitan. Just tell me about it. - How was it?
- I think you're happy about it.
- Be honest with me! You know what I'm talking about!
- Don't you have any weird habits? - Of course I do.
- Like, "Oh, he did it like this." - No, I don't.
- I'm sure you've done it a lot.
- How do you feel about it? - I'm not done with you yet!
- Who are you? - Not you!
- Hey, you guys! Stop him!
- We know what you're doing!
- We know you're planning something! - We know what you're doing!
- We know what you're doing!
- It's a love love pair match!
- There are three of you, so please choose a number!
- I'll go with number one. - Number one!
- Who is this guy? - Who is this guy?
- You shouldn't do that! - Okay, I'll go with number two.
- Number two! - Congratulations!
- Next, how about you? - I'll go with number eleven. - Eleven!
- Oh, yes, yes!
- But it's fun, isn't it? - This is good, this is good!
- Let's get this! What number? - Thirteen.
- Thirteen!
- One year's worth! - It's here, it's here!
- You can go next. - But this is the last one.
- Now, let's go! - Then, number two... - Number two!
- Of course it's number two! - Of course it's number two!
- Then... - Then, thirteen. - Thirteen!
- From NEPIA, who is kind in everyday life, a year's worth of box tissues!
- Now, let's go! - Yes, yes!
- Then, let's go with number fifteen! - Fifteen!
- Fifteen!
- It's here! - It's here!
- By the way, did you give NEPIA any presents? - Oh, I did, yes.
- Oh, you did? - Yes.
- Oh, oh, oh! - Is this it? - Yes.
- Oh... - Yes.
- It's not expensive at all.
- I'm so happy. - I'm so happy.
- Number five... - Number five...
- Do you want number five? - Yes. - Please give us number five!
- Then, let's go! - Do you want it?
- If you say so... - Let's go! - It's the last one!
- Yes, it's the last one!
- After this, Fujiwara Fusai got a sporting bike from Marukin Bicycle...
- A high-tech equipment, a healthy one, and a high-performance telescope NS-100C.
- Then, number seven... - Number seven?! - Yes.
- Number seven... - Number seven...
- Yes! - Yes!
- Oh, I'm so happy! - Oh, I'm so happy!
- Number one... - Number one...
- Number one?! - Yes. - Is it okay?! - Yes.
- Number one...
- This is a present for you all!
You bastards! Beat them up!
Tonight is the night!
What did he say?
I don't know.
But it's over!
It's over!
But the telescope and the dictionary are full of things!
But I have to say this again.
Ah, I see, I see, I see.
You finally got it right!
Thank you!
Director!
Thank you!
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