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*screeching*
Well...
Yes, yes.
As you can see...
No, no, no.
This speech is also long.
What?
It's long, isn't it?
I don't know!
What's wrong with you?
Let's do it again.
I don't know.
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I don't know...
You...
Your heart is here!
You know...
Well...
I don't know...
Are you okay?
Can I go home now?
You know...
In public programs...
Sometimes...
There are people who make you lose motivation!
You know...
Not all of them have a smiley face.
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you the type of person who was brought here?
Maybe you're lucky!
I'm sure of it!
I didn't want to see anything!
You know...
You didn't raise your head, did you?
No, I didn't.
You were like this all the time.
It was like a morning of a school trip.
It's better without a pillow.
I didn't think about it with a pillow.
You know...
That's terrible.
Didn't you say you'd go on a trip?
What trip?
You said you'd go on a trip when it's over.
No, no.
I'd like to go on a trip if it's not a regular one.
That's true.
I'll do it.
So I'm thinking about it.
Please go on a trip.
Thank you for helping me with the drama!
Thank you very much!
You don't have to say it like that!
Thank you very much!
Well, I don't know what I would do if I was told this was a dressing room.
It's better to be told in a place like this.
There was a strange atmosphere several times!
It happens all the time in places like this.
But if you come out in that atmosphere...
Wow, what's this guy?
It's Hamada! It's Hamada of downtown!
Oh, that's gross.
No matter what you say...
I mean, I'm fine with it.
Well, I was told this was a dressing room...
But it turned out to be a dressing room for them!
Oh, really!
Really, it was kind of amazing!
But this is...
What is it?
It's exhausting!
Even the drama!
Hey, be quiet!
Even if you've been doing it for three months!
No, it's true.
It's like I'm filming the last episode...
But this is...
You know, it's like I'm shaking!
I thought that the final cut of the final scene would be a little more moving.
I was in a situation where I wanted to ask for a word with a bouquet.
However, right behind it, there was a witness waiting.
Oh, oh, oh.
The witness's location was "Get out of here!"
It's already started.
And you guys...
We couldn't care less about that, so...
Because we had a witness up there, we just said...
Thank you very much!
The last way of ending it was the worst!
Can you move places for a bit?
No, really...
I thought about it, but...
Anyway...
I really want to go on a trip!
Really...
You should go!
We don't have time!
We definitely go once a week...
Ah, this is...
This is pretty annoying, isn't it?
That's true!
Even if you go there...
This is annoying!
It's like that old saying, isn't it?
I don't know about that...
Didn't you always take a break from going on a family trip?
I don't take a break at all!
It's because you don't take a break!
No!
I remembered what I said earlier!
Can you listen to me for a bit?
I'm going to tell you a sad story!
You know...
This guy...
It's New Year's!
I always take a break on New Year's!
On New Year's...
This guy...
Family...
I don't know...
Family...
He said he wanted to go abroad...
And this guy...
Even if it's New Year's...
He doesn't take a break!
Even if it's New Year's...
He does it for 3 or 4 days...
And you...
You said you wanted to go on a family trip...
I say I want to go every year!
I can't go for 3 days!
You said you wanted to go...
And you said you wanted a break!
And I said "Oh! That's fine!"
And you said you wanted a break...
Anybody can come...
Even just Matsumoto can come!
No problem!
Two person in downtown...
We said it number of things...
We said it many times...
Please... Please...
We said it like that...
But...
We said "No, no..."
Please...
We said it a lot...
You also have a family...
Yes, yes...
What's that?
What are you talking about?!
Well, fine then...
I'll also take a break if you do this...
Yes, of course...
Of course...
- That's not right. - Oh, I got it.
Whenever you say that...
- I'll do it. - You said you'd do it.
- So I went alone for three days. - You went alone.
- And I wanted to make a video of me alone. - Yes, yes, yes.
- And in that video, my schedule didn't go well at all. - Yes, yes.
- If you weren't there... - Oh, I could do it.
- I could do it, and I was going to use that first time here. - Oh, that's right.
It's work! It's work!
"Let me use it here!" I said.
Uh, uh, I don't mind, but...
It was like that.
Uh, uh, I don't mind, but...
"It's work!" I said.
"It's work!" Did you say that?
And I was recording a video.
- I used that first time. - Yes, yes, yes.
And I was in Kyoto.
I was recording in that area.
And it was about time for "Itomo".
I happened to have time to watch it.
I looked at the TV and...
Mr. Tomohiro came out.
Mr. Gura came out and said...
Itomo!
I don't want to talk about that! I don't want to talk about anything else!
I don't know what to say, but I suddenly got a fever and fell down!
What?!
Your family trip shook me up!
Do I have to lie about having a fever even when I'm off work?!
What kind of hope is this?!
Who's hoping?!
No, that's my way of doing things on public television!
That was really bad!
I feel better now, though.
That was good.
I feel better now.
Now...
Well, then...
Shall we go home?
Why did you go home?
I just want to go home.
Why?
Is someone waiting for you?
That's a nice echo.
Uwaaah!
That's right. I've always had a favor to ask of you.
What is it? What is it? What is it that you want me to ask of you?
Stop pretending like you're waiting for me!
Like someone's waiting for you or something!
I just said that for the first time!
I don't like it when people say "uwaaah!"
I don't like it!
My face is all puffy!
No! I want to go home! Is there anything I can do?
No, no, it's not like that. In other shows too, when a female guest says "I've always been a fan of you" or "I like you"
I don't know what to do!
Oh, is that so?
So for some reason my face turns red!
I want to do something about it!
Is it okay for you to say "wow" like that?
Well, it's barely okay.
If you say "wow" like that, my face will turn red again.
Why is that?
Seriously!
Why is that?
There are some female guests who come up to you and touch you!
Yeah, yeah.
If you say "wow" like that, my face starts turning red!
It's getting worse!
Oh, yeah.
It used to be better back in the day.
Oh...
Why is it like that?
What's wrong with you?
Who are you talking to?
I'm not talking back to you!
If you say "wow" like that, my face will turn red again!
Let's go home!
Huh?
You said it perfectly!
Hot pants!
I don't remember any of those jokes!
Those old stories...
I have a question for you, Mazumosu-san.
Yes, yes.
What would you do if your opponent grabbed you by the back of your head?
That's...
They say it's the worst.
If you're grabbed by the back of your head...
No matter how good you are, people don't have eyes on their back.
Yeah, yeah.
But if you're as good as me, it's okay.
Even if you're grabbed?
What would you do if you were grabbed by the back of your head?
Hmm...
For example...
Would you do it like this?
If you do it like this, you can't move, can you?
If you do it like this, you can't...
You can't, you can't...
For a moment, I thought I was in Endo's shoes.
So when that happens, you don't know what to do.
I see. You can't move, right?
You can't move, right?
In your case, is it okay?
As long as it's me, it's okay.
What is it?
I'll take your back like this.
Like this, right?
You're doing it all of a sudden.
I don't think you can take my back first.
Oh, I see.
What should I do?
What?
I'll take your back.
What?
I'll take your back.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
My back hurts.
I don't feel like doing it anymore.
You lost like that.
It's not like that.
You're different.
For example, how do you start a fight?
Do you hit each other on the right shoulder?
That's...
That's fine.
You hit each other, right?
Shut up.
Shut up?
Where do you think you're looking?
Watch out!
Whoa!
I did it!
You know what's important for me here?
I don't go crazy.
Oh, I see.
If I go crazy, it gets worse.
Oh, I see.
And I love my opponent.
Oh, I see.
And I love my opponent.
Oh, I see.
This...
This Rambadan rhythm.
My butt is always here.
Wait, wait.
Talk to me!
You're making me nervous.
You only think of yourself, right?
Talk to me!
That's the thing.
Men and women talk to each other.
Wow!
It's a different kind of love.
That's what it is.
Oh, you're right.
That's why I'm not in love for 800,000 yen.
That's what I like about it.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I have a question for you, Mazumosu-san.
Yes.
If you stay in the bathroom for too long at a cafe, you'll be found out that you're a poop.
I'm a little embarrassed when I go back to my seat.
You're not a poop, are you?
What should I do to show you that I'm not a poop?
Well, first of all, there is.
Is there?
Yes, there is.
But you can't help it.
What is it?
It doesn't matter if it's short or long.
I'm going to the bathroom.
I don't care which one it is.
There's a quiet bathroom.
In that case, you'll be curious about the sound.
Yes, you'll be curious about a lot of things.
It doesn't take much time.
You can't help it.
Or you can hold it in until the last minute.
While talking in the cafe.
When you get to the entrance,
you say, "I'm going to the bathroom."
And you'll be found out right away.
You'll be found out right away.
I...
Do you use it?
I think it's fine.
But you'll still be found out.
The movement of your face.
And you're drinking coffee in the same car as me.
No, you can't decide it there.
You'll be found out anyway.
What about me?
I think it's a really good method.
You can do it as many times as you want.
What do you mean?
You can spend as much time as you want.
That's fine.
In the meantime, you might think, "Is he pooping?"
You might think that.
You don't have to think about it at all.
Just think about it.
If you can say, "It was different later."
The result will be fine.
It's a pleasant way of asking.
If you can make people think, "Oh, it's different."
That's the best.
That's what I mean.
Right?
I can do it properly.
It's really good.
You'll go like this.
And you'll say, "Shall we go out?"
Where?
Let's go out to the bathroom.
Please wait for me.
You really have to say it.
Ah...
I know!
This is the best!
I don't think this is the last one.
No, no, you can't go in from here.
You just think you're cool.
The other woman probably...
You don't have to do that.
Do you really think so?
I think this is the best!
Really?
You don't think so because your boyfriend did it, do you?
What's with you guys?
I feel like I'm going home.
What's with you?
This is the best.
Ah, is that so?
Well, you can use either of them.
You can say it at the entrance.
No, you can't say it at the entrance.
You can say it at the entrance.
You can't?
You can say it at the entrance.
Before you get down, you have to say it.
You're stupid.
You have your own will, so you can't leave me here.
You're saying that you're going to do something else.
But you can't do it.
You can only do it like this, right?
You can't do it, right?
You can only do it like this, right?
That's right!
You can't do it, right?
Of course you can do it when you go a little bit, but...
But it's okay! It's sandwiched, so you can't do it like this!
It's okay!
There are a lot of Yumikos, right?
Yes.
You can't sandwich it like that, so you can't do it like this!
You can't do it like that!
Even if you get a little bit of underwear, you can't tell, right?
You don't want to be found out, right?
Even if you get a little bit of underwear, you can't tell, right?
Which is the most fun, getting a little bit of underwear or getting dirty?
What are you talking about?
Senpai, I'll hit you!
Matsumoto-san, you said you were a baby for about ten years.
Babies cry all of a sudden, but there must be a reason for it.
Matsumoto-san, please solve the mystery of babies crying all of a sudden.
This is a deep story, isn't it?
There must be a reason for it, right?
Yes, of course.
Babies usually cry when they're hungry, right?
No, of course not. They don't cry all of a sudden when you feed them.
They didn't like it, right?
No, of course not.
It's not that stupid of a story.
It's because it's so annoying!
Nobody said it's annoying!
It's not annoying.
Is there a reason for it?
Yes, there is.
Please tell me.
Kids usually scream on the train, right?
They think about a lot of things and get excited.
There's a dad and a mom.
There's a lunch box.
There's tea.
The scenery.
The scenery of riding the train.
It's beautiful.
There's a mountain over there.
Yeah!
It's because they're happy, right?
That's right.
That's the reason for it.
That's why it keeps accumulating.
Babies scream and think about a lot of things.
I feel so good right now.
I feel so relaxed now.
My dad was so good earlier, too.
I want to keep it up forever.
I want to keep doing anything,
but I will definitely grow up one day.
I have to go to elementary school.
I have to graduate elementary school.
I have to get a job and get a part-time job.
You have to think about that, too!
This is a bad time to think about all kinds of things!
It's the same for dogs.
It's the same for fireflies.
It's the same for everyone.
You think they're crying all of a sudden, right?
But they're not crying all of a sudden.
They're crying for a reason.
No, no, dogs don't cry.
Well, of course, if a suspicious person comes, they'll cry out loud.
"What's this guy?" "Who is it?" "Who is it?!"
That's right.
Tell me! Tell me!
"Shouldn't you say it?" "What's with those pants?! What's with them?!"
"Yeah, yeah." "They're long!" "Yeah, yeah."
It's not like you hate me or anything.
If you hate me around here, it's going to get really bad.
"It's not like you hate me or anything." "Yeah, yeah." "It happens."
"Oh, is that so?" "Yeah."
In this black beard crisis one-shot game,
tell me about a professional's reaction the moment a black beard pops out.
"Huh?" "It's a black beard." "Huh?"
- But you know... - But you know...
I want to know about it too.
Even if it's a professional's reaction.
- But you know... - I don't know which one will win.
You can do it yourself.
I want to know about your reaction.
Can I do it like this?
Sure.
Even if it's a professional's reaction...
- It's different from an amateur's. - Of course.
When an amateur does it like this, it's like "Uwaaah!"
- "Uwaaah!" - Right?
- For example... - Yes, yes.
- If you do it like this... - "Uwaaah!"
You can't do it like this.
It's a shovel pattern, so it gets in the way.
But I think I know what you're talking about.
I'm sure you'll say something like this when you get hit.
- That's right. - Right?
- Everyone will laugh at you. - I know, I know.
- It's dangerous. - I think I know what you're talking about.
I think I know what you're talking about.
Right?
- And this... - "Uwaaah!"
- Look, it's different from when you take it off. - "Uwaaah!"
- No? - It's not right, right?
It's not right. It's more like a shovel pattern.
That's right.
Come on, tell me. What should I do?
- No, it's fine. You can use it. - Oh, I can use it?
For example...
- For example, let's say you stab me like this. - Yes, yes.
- Right? And I stab you like this. - I stabbed you.
When you stab me...
Booom!
What kind of reaction will you get? Let's do it slowly.
When I stab you... "Boom!"
What?!
What should we do for dinner tonight?
You, in front of the fish!
What are you talking about?!
Is it sweet?!
This is normal!
I'm a professional at reacting,
but I'd like to show a little kindness towards blackbeards.
I'd like to put in some feelings like, "Are blackbeards okay?"
Is that dangerous?
Shall we do it normally?
Okay.
Help me!
I hate this.
Help me!
That was...
That was a pro's reaction.
Did you get it?
A pro doesn't even say a word!
He just pulls his body.
My body hurts!
You're fast!
That's the third one!
I can't help it! I'm a pro!
I'm really sorry.
I've been through a lot.
But...
That was a pro's reaction.
I want you to look at it differently.
You should have said it first!
That was a pro's reaction.
I felt like I was playing with my family for New Year's.
That's what happened.
As a pro...
I was excited.
I'm scared.
You should have said it first!
Are you okay?
Hey, hey.
I didn't do anything!
That was...
...a pro role.
This time, with your feet.
Even if you do something like this...
...no one will attack you!
What is this?!
You're fast.
I'm sorry.
Can you do it one more time?!
I want to do it properly, too!
That's right.
I'll go first.
I don't like this.
This is scary.
I hate this.
Thank you very much!
W-why?!