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6th Gaki no Tsukai Araen Day Chiki Chiki Entertainer Championship!
Are you busy?
Already?
Isn't it too early?
Should we talk more?
You came in the rain.
Let's talk about this story.
The champion of the past two times is the top.
He is already a legend in the drama "Netsuenburi".
He is too busy to go to Seikan or go to Friday.
Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Nice to meet you.
I have to get in here as soon as possible.
Otherwise, I can't see anything.
Because it's early in the morning.
Last year, I caught all the black bass in Kawaguchiko.
This year, I will catch the one I caught last year.
Nice to meet you.
He caught 48 inches of black bass for the first time.
He is the legend of Kawaguchiko.
Hamada Matsumoto!
Nice to meet you.
You won the championship for the first time last year.
You caught one black bass for the first time this year.
Maybe you can catch more black bass this year.
I'm a beginner.
I will do my best not to lose.
Nice to meet you.
This man is obsessed with bad food.
This year, he will become a professional.
He is also good at dad jokes.
Itoi Shigetato!
Nice to meet you.
Do you know what day it is today?
Hurry up and tell me.
I know.
How is the weather today?
It's great.
But it's raining a little.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know that.
Nice to meet you.
He won the championship for the second time in two years in a row.
He won five black bass titles with "hobby" and "marshmallow".
Okuda Tamiya!
I don't care about that.
Do you have a strategy for today?
Today...
Don't get in people's way.
That's the worst strategy.
If you do it at your own pace every year, you will be taken away.
Even if you lose, you will win this year.
That's right.
I will remember that.
Please.
Yes.
To be honest, it's hard for me to get involved in this.
Please say it.
Let's do our best.
He won the championship for the third time in a row with "hobby".
But he didn't win the championship for the fifth time in a row.
Will he be able to regain his reputation?
Eguchi Oshike!
Thank you.
What is the reason you couldn't win the championship?
It's like Shimano's pressure.
Thank you.
It's the first appearance of a rock band "Taxi Monkey" with a guitar as a lure.
"The Yellow Monkey" Kazuyoshi Yoshii!
Thank you.
"The Yellow Monkey" Kazuyoshi Yoshii!
Last year and the year after, the first person to appear may win a prize.
I think you have a lot of chances.
It's no good turning the camera around.
I've been turning it around all day today.
I'll do my best!
The past two times in a row!
Will you lose your show regular position this time?
Mr. Hosei Yamanaki!
Yes!
That's right.
It's no good if you're just excited.
Yes!
What?
No, I'm excited.
Hurry up and end it.
Please!
One more!
That's right!
There's one more participant, but he's pretty amazing.
That's right!
The first appearance of a rock band "Taxi Monkey" with a guitar as a lure.
He won last year!
He did it!
That's it for today.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Last time, I saw you from afar, and I thought you were a beginner's rock band.
That's right.
As I said earlier, I'd like you to tell me how close you are to me.
Yes!
What did you say?
Yamanaki!
Yes!
You...
Do your best!
Let's do it!
Okay, let's do it!
First of all, please say hello to everyone.
Listen to me carefully!
I'll tell you what I'm like.
I'm a B-class comedian like you.
I'm a B-class actor like you.
And I'm a C-class copywriter like you.
You're a C-class, aren't you?
I'm a C-class this year, too.
You're a C-class every year.
I don't know what you're up to, but I'm a C-class!
Think of a catch copy!
Sorry for everyone's hard work.
I've made the message simple.
First of all, Hitoshi Matsumoto!
Yes!
This year, I'm going to marry him.
Thank you!
Let's go, Eguchi-san!
Yes, let's go!
Eguchi-san!
Even if you take a god, you can't take a bus.
Thank you!
Okuda-san!
I'm going to ask my sister for a wife.
What's that?
Okuda Eiji-san!
Okuda Eiji-san again!
You're a C-class, aren't you?
That's all I'm going to say.
I didn't have confidence in my face before I called you.
This is the hardest part.
Okuda-san!
Itoi-san!
Wada-ben-guts and Yoko Nara-jin!
Thank you!
Lastly, Hasebe-san!
The Soviet Union...
What?
The red-painted kangaroos...
Yes!
Wonderful!
It's like a live show.
Well, then!
Yes!
Let's get this competition started!
Yes!
Let's get this show started!
Let's do it!
Have a good time!
Sponsored by...
In the past five competitions, Matsumoto-man twice, Hamada, Itoi and then Kato won the championship once in a while.
By the way, Okuda hasn't won twice in a row since the first competition.
He hasn't even been involved in the championship match so far.
Who will win the golden trophy this time?
Hey!
Only three minutes from the start, Yamasaki, who has never caught a single fish in the past, suddenly...
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Come on!
It's coming! It's coming!
Come on!
Hey!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's my first one!
My first catch of the year!
I won't let you catch any more this year!
Yamasaki's such a big one...
It's not a big one.
But it's a little different this year.
I wouldn't say that if I caught one.
A red-painted kangaroo has come.
It's tiny.
A red-painted kangaroo has come?
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
What's up with you, Tamiya?
It's coming!
I watch you on TV, but you let it go a lot, don't you?
Yamasaki and Kato again.
This time, Kato's catch is...
It's coming!
Alright!
There's no wind, is there?
It's coming! It's coming!
This is Matsumoto, Itoi, and Eguchi's team, who are showing their grown-ups' calmness.
Eguchi's team...
Itoi-san, will you show us?
Itoi-san, wait!
Before they knew it, Itoi had caught his first fish.
But Itoi-san, it's quiet even when you're fishing, isn't it?
And now...
It's coming!
But it's tiny.
There's always a wind area like this.
It's tiny, but...
It's bigger than me!
Oh, my!
Actually, this year...
I'm not going to be too quiet...
I'm going to be cool...
I'm going to make a fuss like Yamasaki! It's embarrassing!
Everyone's like that!
Oh, it's tiny!
Meanwhile, Hamada, Okuda, and Yoshi's team haven't caught anything yet...
But first...
Yellow Monkey Yoshi catches his first fish!
And now...
Hamada catches a big one!
It's big!
It's coming! It's coming!
Yes!
Thank you!
I'm so excited!
It's coming! The wave is coming!
So this is how you feel!
It's getting noisy.
Thank you!
And for some reason, Yamasaki catches a big one!
Shut up!
I caught it! The second one!
Shut up!
Also, Okuda, who was letting Oshiko go earlier, caught one, even though it was small.
Kawaguchi, who caught a lot of fish, seems to have caught a lot of fish this time.
Even though it started at 20 minutes, seven out of eight people caught fish early.
And there is only one person left, Hitoshi Matsumoto.
Maybe it's not only me.
Really? Seriously?
Matsumoto-san! Matsumoto-san, here you go!
Yes, Matsumoto-san, here you go!
Well, I've already caught two.
I caught it!
Matsumoto-san is the only one who hasn't caught it yet, so do your best!
I've already caught it! You're letting me go on purpose!
After this, Yamasaki and Kato catch fish one after another at an unbelievable speed!
Even though they caught a small fish, they caught dozens of them in no time.
I can't stop laughing!
And from the beginning, for 30 minutes, Yamasaki Kato was defeated and Iemon Yoshii finally caught a big one.
Give it to me!
Yoshii, give it to me!
I can't.
And now, Hamada...
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Ah! It's coming!
We've been found out!
He was about to escape, but was disappointed.
Meanwhile, Matsumoto, who hasn't caught anything yet, is silent.
Ah...
Well...
It's small, isn't it?
I can't help it.
It is indeed small.
But, well... It doesn't matter if it's small.
Matsumoto is suddenly weak.
It's been 40 minutes since the start.
He's lost a big number of baits in a row.
Ah! It's coming!
It's coming!
It's big, isn't it?
It's not good!
It's long! It's long!
And...
Hamada, who let go of a big one earlier...
Ah! It's coming! It's coming!
Ah! We'll be found out again!
We'll be found out again!
Ah, you're cute!
You're cute!
Can you show me that gentle side of you?
You're good!
This time, the fishing is really high-paced.
In the meantime, Matsumoto is left behind.
Eh, seriously?
And at that moment, finally...
It's here.
Ah, it's better, better.
Ah, he ran away!
It was big, wasn't it?
It was pretty big!
Ah, it's better now.
The frustration is overwhelming.
However, after this, Matsumoto is in even more trouble!
Grandpa!
In excellent condition, Matsumoto is left behind.
And once again, he is hit!
He ran away again!
What should we do about this?
Meanwhile, a large number of Yamasaki have reached Hamada.
Hello?
Yes, yes.
Yamasaki and Kato's team...
Right now, there are 40 or 50 of you.
There's no way we're fishing like that, you idiot!
We are fishing.
Kato-kun, you're up next!
Yes!
Can I have a drink of sake first?
If you can afford it, you don't have to drink it.
Yes, well...
I've been watching you from afar!
I'll pour it for you!
Can I have a drink of sake first?
Go ahead, go ahead.
An hour and fifteen minutes from the start...
This is perfect.
It's surprisingly big, isn't it?
Is it better now?
It's big!
Matsumoto is the first one to catch a big one!
It's here! It's big!
It's here!
That... That cute girl, who is she?
I'm sorry! I'm in the middle of loading...
No, you can hear me even if you can't.
Can you hear me?
Yes, we can hear you.
Well, this time...
We are selling you one by one...
In a fortune-telling called "Sanmeiroku".
We are selling you today's fortune!
Ah, today's fortune!
We are selling you everything!
First of all, Okura Tanio!
You are the best in the past few years!
Is that so?
Yes!
You will definitely win!
Thank you!
Yes! Good luck!
Thank you!
Thank you, Okura-san!
Thank you!
Let's continue!
Hamada-san!
You have a high possibility of winning!
Thank you!
Now, Yoshii-san!
This year, Yoshii-san, your energy is zero.
I'm sorry.
Therefore!
Okuda-san and Hamada-san!
Don't get too involved with Yoshii-san!
This is the key to victory!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
Matsumoto-san!
Ebichu-san! Itoi-san!
It's fortune-telling time!
It's time!
Itoi-san!
Unfortunately, you will be executed this year.
This is the key to victory!
Anyway, Itoi-san will be executed!
In Itoi-san's cheap dad joke,
Matsumoto-san and Ebichu-san will overlap their ears,
and fortune-telling time will begin!
Wait, now?
You're getting in my way!
I got caught! I got caught!
It's Itoi-san's turn!
It's downtown lure time!
Yes, it's come! It's time for this!
Using special downtown lures,
the first person to catch one will receive 100,000 yen in prize money.
It's downtown lure time!
Last year, while Ebichu and Yosuke won twice in a row,
they all escaped and Matsumoto won a comeback victory.
Who will receive the 100,000 yen this time?
Let's go!
100,000 yen bidding, downtown lure time, start!
Yes!
All of the participants catch a lure at once.
Right away, the best convenience store in Kato, Yamazaki, has a hard time.
What's that?
It's not coming.
It's coming with a lot of speed.
It's not coming! It's not coming!
It's not coming!
But once again, Kato's rod breaks.
Oh, but it's coming!
Seriously?
It's coming!
It's probably...
No!
Huh?
No! Stop lying! I'm sorry!
Don't lie!
That boat is the worst, really!
Oh, it's coming!
And at that moment...
Oh, it's coming!
It's coming!
Yeah.
Wow!
Eguchi and everyone win 100,000 yen!
Eguchi-san, you did it!
Wow!
It's coming!
After the lure time, it's finally time for the tournament.
Hamada, Okada, and Yoshii move their points.
Matsumoto, Itoi, and Eguchi also concentrate and do their last spurt.
Kato and Yamasaki's perfect duo has plenty of room for improvement.
Who will win this year's award?
And there's an unexpected ending!
X-Japan, Lunacy, Glide.
Xtasy Records, which recorded a total of 14 bands and 19 songs, has now appeared here as one album.
History of Xtasy.
Xtasy Records.
Here's the results!
Amada-san, you're drunk!
It's 23cm!
Look at me!
This time, I want you to look at my aura, not my height!
Ah, you did it!
It's 24cm!
Thank you!
Next is Yoshi!
It's 26cm!
That's a lot!
But you don't have an aura!
It's 24.5cm!
That's right, it's 24.5cm!
Thank you!
Yamazaki-san, look at me!
You did it!
That's amazing!
What are you doing?
You did it like this!
I did it like this, but it's amazing!
It's probably 25cm!
It's 25cm!
Ama-san, you can do it!
You can do it!
Ah, it's 26cm!
It's 26cm!
Ah, you did it!
Next is Tamiyo-san!
It's 26cm!
Your jaw has improved a lot!
It's always like this!
That's right!
Eibu-san, look at me!
Yes!
Eibu-san, look at me!
I can't even measure it!
How much is it?
It's 24cm!
24cm!
4.5cm!
It's 4.5cm!
4.5cm means...
This time...
30cm Tamiyo-san!
Congratulations!
It's hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
Doesn't it look like you're going to throw up?
It's hot!
As you can see, the final result is...
Bastianese singer Itoi Shinsato has been humiliated once again.
With this, we will end the first episode of...
"I Am Tamiyo" signing ceremony.
"I Am Tamiyo" will be presented to one person.
In addition, ten people will receive a special mega bus, original downtown tour.
Five people will receive "Tousaka Pro" book, which was our guide for this episode.
Please apply for this book and other products of hope.
I really didn't want to win "I Am Tamiyo", but it was delicious.
By the way, the most popular movie director said "fishing" as "fishing".
If possible, I would like to aim for the championship one day and work hard.
I would like to continue working with Mr. Tokuda and aim for "Yocker" and "Fisher".
Thank you for your cooperation.
What did you say?
I said "repentance" and "hope".
Oh, "repentance".
Well, I'm in the fourth place.
I think there are various ranks.
This year, I was in the fourth place in "black bus fishing".
Next year, I want to work harder than that.
Thank you very much.
Who is it? You're already laughing a lot.
I thought you were going to beat me up.
Who's next?
The winner is...
When I was eating earlier, I looked at the members and I was worried about whether I would be able to come out next year.
If you work hard at this job, I'll call you again.
For that reason, I'll work hard at other jobs for another year and I'd like to challenge you again next year. Thank you very much.
This year, I was good at mahjong, too.
I'm scared of myself.
I was the champion.
I know that only 8th place products will be released.
It was hard for me to aim for this.
Next year, I want to win someone's heart.
As I said from the beginning, my goal for today is not to win.
I want you to see my aura.
The aura of a fisherman.
The aura of when you hang a thread.
A developer.
Like that.
Like trading insiders.
I wanted to think positively.
As a member of the dark side...
The system...
Bye-bye.
Thank you for listening.