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Next up, Hamada Team vs. Matsumoto Team's Comedy Draft High Tension Battle!
- Mr. Okamoto! - Yes, yes?
- We've done this a few times now. - That's right.
- High tension! - Today, we've changed our minds again.
- Before we do that, we've hired an assistant. - What's with you?
- Itao isn't here today, but... - He's only coming to read?
But it's better that way, right? It's like this over here.
We've hired someone important.
- He's always next to me, supporting me. - What's with you?
- No, it's really... - What's with you?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
- Today, Hamada Team and Matsumoto Team... - That's right!
- Will be divided up. - Today, there will be 12 teams.
- We'll decide that by drafting. - Yes, that's right.
- We've changed our ways of doing things. - Yes, that's right.
- Let's go! - Yes!
Contestants, come in!
- What is it? - What is it?
- You seem to be in a low mood. - I'm in a low mood, aren't I?
- I have a feeling. - Why?
- Are you going to make me explode now? - There must be something you're saving up for.
I think so.
Now, who will be Hamada-san and who will be on my team? I don't know yet.
- We'll decide it with rock-paper-scissors. - Yes, yes.
- Let's decide it. - Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
- Yes. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- Hamada-san. - I won, so I'll say it.
- Yes. - Well, there's a draw after all.
- Eh? - There's a draw, isn't there? Do you think I won all of them?
- No, I don't think so. - Eh?
- I don't like it when it starts all of a sudden. - Well, you're right.
- The Uchiha. - It's dangerous!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Oh, this is a pretty good one. - How about it?
- This is a little... - Yes.
- The first one in Matsumoto's team is Endo Shouzou. - Thank you.
- The next one in Hamada's team is... - Wah!
- Degatesuro. - Yes!
- The Matsumoto's team is... - Who is it?!
- Funky Monkey Clinic. - Hey! Hey!
- Hey! - Is it okay now? - It's okay! It's okay!
- I don't know! I can't do this! - That's right!
- I can't see Tecchan anymore!
- No! I don't know, Hamada-san!
- If you took me, it means you took a chance card today!
- Well, that's just a one-man job now. - Thank you!
- The third one in Hamada's team is Kokori and Tanaka!
- The Matsumoto's team is Yamada and Hosei!
- The fourth one in Hamada's team is... - Ueshiba Ryuhei.
- The Matsumoto's team is... - Wah! Is it okay now?!
- Who is it?! - I took a chance card!
Rin-chan's high tension, I've seen it already.
Anyway, look at me. Anyway, with those eyes, tightly, tightly...
Today is heavy, isn't it?
It's not heavy! You didn't say it in the morning!
Everyone's waiting for you!
- I won't say it. - Really? I'm counting on you!
There are two teams left.
First, Hamada's team is Ritton Investigation Team!
Matsumoto's team is Jo-dans!
And lastly, Hamada's team is Yamaguchi's team!
All of the remaining teams have been decided!
- Matsumoto-san! - Matsumoto-san, you won!
Alright!
A high-tension battle in the air!
Kona and Unpaid Gong are the six!
Dega and Ueshima and veterans are the key players!
On the other hand, Matsumoto's team...
Tsukahara, Pankinna and Wakate are in the center!
How much will Yamazaki, who is anxious, do his best?!
In the first half of the third round, Hamada's team is leading.
In the second half of the third round, Matsumoto's team is leading.
- That's what we'll do! - That's right!
Now, let me introduce you to the judges!
The judge is producer Kenji Suga!
- Hello! - Hello!
You're a comedian!
- The three of you will judge. - We'll judge.
- Yes! - We're looking forward to working with you!
- Then, let's start with the first round players! - Yes!
- I'd like to choose... - Hamada's team first!
- Who should we choose first? - That's right.
Well, we know that there's no other way.
However, looking at Tanaka-kun's face today...
- It's obvious that he's about to slip. - Why?!
It's hard to tell how a comedian slides.
- I see! - However...
Can't you look at me with a confident face?!
- You all have confidence, right?! - Of course!
- Thank you! - Tanaka, are you ready?!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- I can't keep quiet when you say that! - Yes, we'll show you!
- Right?! - Yes!
Well, it's Tanaka's turn now!
Who thinks that Tanaka did it?!
Raise your hands!
I don't think so...
Tanaka, hold the bell and move!
What should I do?!
- All right! I chose you! - I chose you!
- All right! - All right!
I'll do it!
I don't know, but there will be a loser's leader at the end, right?!
- Ah, yes! - Like a punishment...
- Yes, we won't do that! - Yes!
- So I definitely want to avoid that... - OK!
- Thank you! - Yes!
- Well, let's do it! - Well, everyone, get ready!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
Amada's team is...
Kogoriko Tanaka Naoki and...
Hassuro Viking!
One...two...three...four...
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Cut it out! I don't care! I don't care!
METAL! METAL! METAL!
STINGY! STINGY!
METAL!
We did it! We did it!
This is good! This is good!
All right, let's do this!
Jonas and Mimata, one person for Joshua!
Isn't it wrong?
Tontontantantata!
Joshua is a red boy!
(If only you were Red!)
Kaddaddadadadadadadadada!
(It's like a boy who is young.)
(Come with me!)
Come on! Welcome, guys!
(Laughter)
This is stupid.
Yes!
That's it, right?
Yes.
That's where it ends, right?
Yes.
The end!
(Applause)
Well, to be honest, it was really, really long.
When I first heard it, I thought it was about half of it.
You were in a hurry, weren't you?
From the moment it started, I knew it was going up.
There was a biorhythm, wasn't there?
Yes, yes, yes.
I thought it would be over soon, but it was getting funnier and funnier, and in the end, it ended with a drop.
I'm not sure about this one.
Shall we continue?
Well, number one is...
Ritton.
(Applause)
I feel like I can win this one.
I don't know about that.
But if I don't make a mistake here...
Well, what should I do?
(Laughter)
Yamazaki!
(Applause)
Ritton, Josa, Dan, Mizuno, Toru...
"The Ideal Boss"!
(Singing)
Part one!
Five, six, nine!
Be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!
Be quiet! This is scary!
(Alarm)
It's over.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Everyone was funny.
Well, let's go.
Part two, Yamazaki Josa!
Who is the real boss?
Shh!
Wait, I made a mistake!
Go!
Yeah!
Wait, I made a mistake!
I made a mistake! I can't do it all!
What do you mean you made a mistake?!
That's ridiculous!
There's no correct answer!
I made a mistake in the beginning!
No, you can't!
Wait a minute!
Hanga-san, I'm sorry!
Can you give me a little deduction?
A little?
A little deduction, one, two!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
I'll say it again!
Yamazaki Josa! "Who is the real boss?"
Who is the real boss?
I can't! I can't get it! I can't get it!
I can't, I can't, I can't do it anymore!
It's too late!
Even if you do it now, it's too late!
Apologize. Apologize. Apologize.
I'm sorry.
Time's up!
I didn't do anything wrong!
There's no offense!
Let's go to the third round!
We'll go with...
Tecchan!
Last year, my dad got disqualified.
So I'll do my best!
You've been doing this since last summer!
That's right!
If you're going to talk like that...
I broke up with my girlfriend yesterday.
That's too bad!
You could've done a little more!
You could've said a little more!
The strongest man ever in Dega Tetsuro!
I'm wearing a helmet!
What kind of mentality is that?!
Let's go crazy!
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
As a bonus, a 60-minute, 20,000-yen course, including hotel fee!
Let's get started!
Yes, yes, you're the president of the company, right?
Yes, that's right!
Yes, you're a company employee.
Yes, how about this?
Yes, how about this?!
Yes, you're a dog in this place!
Yes, that's not it!
Yes, I'd like to extend it.
Yes, how about this?!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, it's time.
Good job!
That was good!
It was well done.
That was a good response!
The first team will go first.
Shall we go with Fukuhawa?
Yes!
Shall we?
Let's go!
Of course, it's Ryu-chan.
Yes!
Good job!
Fukuhawa doesn't have the image of high tension, does he?
No, he doesn't.
That's why we have this.
Right, Fukuhawa?
Yes.
I'll say it loud.
Yes!
As high tension as you can.
Of course.
Whether you laugh or not.
Yes.
Whether you call me high tension or not.
Yes.
I am me!
What?!
Good job!
Fukuhawa's high tension number 5!
*screams*
*panting*
Is it being stopped?
*panting*
*laughter*
*screaming*
*panting*
*laughter*
*laughter and applause*
*applause and laughter*
Not bad! Not bad at all!
On Ueshima Ryuhei!
"The Man with the Beansprouts"!
Oh!
*panting*
*laughter and applause*
*panting*
*laughter and applause*
Beansprouts! Beansprouts!
*laughter and applause*
Beansprouts! Beansprouts!
*laughter and applause*
Beansprouts!
This is not right!
Beansprouts! Beansprouts!
Beansprouts! Beansprots!
*laughter and applause*
Attention!
*squirting noises*
Owww!
Ow!
*laughter and applause*
Beansprout! Beansprot!
Beansprot!
Not bad!
*laughter and applause*
- Wow! - Wow!
Damn it!
Mameshouri-kun!
Goodbye!
Mame-mame!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is... - Um...
- Let me cry with a different high-tension. - I see!
- Emotions... - I can't do this!
At first, when everyone came out, I honestly didn't have Ryu-chan's eyeballs.
- Yes. - However, it was a flying diamond!
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I can cry with high-tension!
- Let me cry with a different high-tension. - I see!
Emotions...
It will be a battle of two years!
Funky Monkey Clinic Shouhei Fujimoto and...
Pikupiku Pikupiku Pikulimpic!
Yes, yes!
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
M.C.! M.C.! M.C.!
I'm Yamaguchi Tomomitsu and...
I'm Muki Muki!
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I don't really have anything to complain about
Who was lazy and lazy and lazy and couldn't stop?
No, most of them are like that
Now, it's finally the last one
Then, what's left is...
End
Yes, it's the last one!
Let's go, yes!
Hurry up and go!
Thank you very much!
Well, in reality, it's the final round
Well, well, that's right
Everyone, please do your best!
Well, first of all...
Because this is the last one
I didn't think it would be such a key rap
That's right!
Look, you're full of confidence!
However, this guy is a rising star
Unexpectedly, if you go behind that curtain, you'll end up in a mess
You might end up rising, you know that, right?
You're funny!
I'm already...
Stop it, you're already in a mess
Kokoriko Endo Shouzou's "DATSU HOHOHOI NISEN"
Who's the one who wants to hit me?
Tell me his name
Even if you call me, I won't be hit
I'll stand there and run away
I'll run this way, I'll run that way, I'll run this way
Who's the one?
His name is...
Your past!
What?
Why?
This is red
Okay, let's go!
Ameagari Keshitai
Miyasako Hiroyuki's "ITOSHI NO DENJIHA"
What's going on?!
You?!
You!
Turn off the lights!
Turn the lights off, you fool!
Turn the lights on!
Okay!
Well, I'm glad.
I'm glad.
Thank you.
I'm glad. Everyone's glad.
What was good about me?
What happened to me?
If you say it in curry, it's already shaba-shaba.
I just melted roux in hot water.
Now all high tension is over.
How will the captain's punishment game turn out?
Judges and teachers, please raise your cards.
Here you go!
Ha-ha-ha!
Now, as a reward, the judge will announce the punishment from Mr. Suga.
Yes. The losing team's captain, Mr. Matsumoto, will do a high-tension performance by the winner's team's captain, Mr. Hamada.
This is tough!
Well, it depends!
Well...
Do you want some beansprouts?
Oh, it hurts!
Beansprouts!
Shall we do it?
After this, it's finally Matsumoto's high-tension performance, beansprouts!
Now, the losing team's captain, Mr. Matsumoto...
Beansprouts man!
Here you go!
Beansprouts! Beansprouts!
What the hell!
Hey!
Give me some beansprouts, too!