AISubs v3.5
While preparing for the show and relaxing, suddenly a visitor comes to visit.
You surprised me.
You surprised me!
Good morning.
I came to pick up that galao.
What?
The 24 hour one.
24 hour one?
Yes, the penalty game one.
The one you did the other day?
Yes.
Why the gala?
Because I've been doing it.
What?
I'm the only one.
What?
What? Was it you who did the thigh kick?
It was me.
Itao has appeared again as a kid's servant.
This time, he said that he did the thigh kick for the 24-hour penalty game "The Strongest Clown".
Is the thigh kick that scared everyone really Itao's?
And what is his real purpose?
It's not like that.
It's a little different.
The costume is different.
No, it's not like that.
Oh, I see. The material is different.
It's shiny.
Yes, yes, yes, it's like nail polish.
No, no, it's not like that.
The atmosphere and the tension are different.
The way you look is different.
It's like this.
That safety pin...
Wait, wait, wait, Itao, show us your kick there.
I'm really sorry about the kick.
I kicked it so much that it wasn't funny.
I've been doing it like this all the time.
You kicked it hard now, didn't you?
Well, but, you know...
A gal is...
Well, it's okay if you like it.
Like it?
Yes.
Just kidding.
This time...
You're just saying it yourself, you bastard.
Do you have about 10 million yen?
Yes.
Then 10,000 yen.
10,000 yen...
10,000 yen for me, right?
Yes.
Then it's three of us, so...
What?
30,000 yen for three of us.
What do you mean by three of you?
No, my wife and children...
Hey!
Hey! Come on in!
It's a lie! It's definitely a lie!
It's definitely not true!
I didn't say that!
Hey, wait a minute!
Harte isn't such a small guy!
It's completely different!
Harte is a big, fat guy!
That's right, that's right!
Did you do it?
I did it!
You... you... you have nothing to do with it, right?
Yes.
No, it's a lie.
See? You have nothing to do with it!
But you actually did it!
Now, shall we show you the title?
Oh, you do have it.
Yes, we do have a title for this.
A title?
What do you mean by "a title"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Look at this.
You used this in your life game, didn't you?
I did, but...
Look at this.
What's that?
Who's that?
No matter what you say, he won't back down.
It can't be helped.
The producer, Suga, will have to pay for the character he has been asking for.
You're good at saying things like that.
I won't say it, but I'll say it directly.
It's your fault.
You're right.
Normally, things like this wouldn't have happened.
But now that things like this have happened, I can't wait any longer.
Look at his eyes.
You do a lot of things.
Is that why you can't say it?
Also, you know...
What was it?
You were doing something dangerous.
Dangerous?
Yes, yes.
Dangerous cigarettes, dangerous coffee...
This is curry, right?
I did it, too.
Oh, you did?
My wife told me to do it.
Dangerous coffee.
I brought a video, so would you like to see it?
Dangerous coffee competition
Prize money 200,000 yen
Itaoka Dangerous Coffee Competition
Prize money 200,000 yen
Now, will my wife be able to guess it correctly?
The coffee you'll be tasting is...
This one!
Now, let's have you try it.
Here you go, wife!
Thank you.
Please taste it well.
What did you think of it?
Now, will you be able to guess it correctly?
Please take off your blindfolds.
Let's start "Crisis Coffee"!
I'm not sure.
I drank "Koiwa Milk" and "Coffee".
Congratulations! You've won 200,000 yen!
That's a lot of money.
That's why I came to get the prize money.
First of all, I have a lot of things to say.
What should I say first?
"Crisis Coffee" hasn't been established yet.
No, it will be established sooner than "Crisis Coffee".
Why?
Because I'm Brazilian!
My wife is Brazilian and I can't accept it!
To be honest with you, what is your goal?
You came to our show with this intention.
I don't have any intention.
You have a lot of other intentions.
I have a lot of intentions.
Like "gachinko" and things like that.
If you say things like that, I'll beat you up!
No, I won't!
I won't do it!
Itao started playing "trial" which is a famous show.
Sexy!
Itao can't control his excitement.
That night, Itao and his wife burned or didn't burn.
How is it?
Isn't it funny?
My wife is funny like this.
It's normal.
I don't know if it will be like that.
I've come this far.
What do you mean?
I'm talking about the musical instrument.
Your wife?
Yes.
Even though you can't show your face?
That's true.
Even though you can't show your face.
By the way...
This Kokoriko Yamazaki...
What is it?
Yamazaki...
Is it the second time?
Yes, it's the second time.
It's about time...
Will you change your wife with Yamazaki?
I think so.
That's different.
Well...
Yamazaki's potential is low.
It's low, but...
Please say it!
But I...
That opinion may be...
You can't say like that.
You did something like...
Like what?
Like a doll...
A doll?
Like Chucky?
You did something like Chucky, didn't you?
I think it's funny.
But my wife is more funny.
You should say it!
Even if you say it, it's not good.
So...
If you're determined, you can say it.
You can say it.
Kokoriko Yamazaki, you should show it.
You're not good at election.
I'll show it!
Please watch it!
You can do it.
I'll do it. I'm full of motivation.
Do you have motivation?
I do.
I should know it.
What?
I should know it.
What?
You should know it.
What?
What is it?
I know it now.
I know it now, but I'm going to force it.
Don't lie!
I'm going to force it.
Yamazaki and his wife will compete against Chucky.
Chucky!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Yamazaki.
Are you ready?
Yes.
I haven't seen you for a long time.
He tried to make a boom in the world, but it was a failure.
But it's more fun than reading.
Yamanosaki's Chucky, please!
She's excited.
Chucky!
Give me your arm!
She's excited.
Give me your...
...supply?
Wait!
Wait a minute!
I am...
...satisfied, that's all!
Wait!
Chucky!
Help me!
Chucky!
I did it.
Hey, you...
Hey, Yomei-han.
Huh?
I'm pissed off at your face.
Huh?!
I'm pissed off at you.
You couldn't do it, but I'm glad you did it!
I'm glad you did it.
But you were resisting before you opened the curtain.
I know, but it was funny.
I told you!
It was funny.
You couldn't do it, Yomei!
Yamazaki isn't funny at all.
I'm more funny.
Really?!
I've never heard you say that.
She really said it!
You should try it!
Okay.
Let's have Yomei-han watch it.
Yamazaki isn't funny at all.
I heard you say it!
Next up is Itao's wife, Chucky.
Her skills and anger...
So, Itao's wife...
Yes?
Leave it to me.
Leave it to you?
Do you know Itao?
No, I did it as soon as I opened the curtain.
At home?
Yes.
Mine was funny.
I did it as soon as I opened the curtain.
Itao's wife, Chucky!
I'm Chucky!
I can do it!
Chucky! Chucky!
Chucky!
Wait a minute.
See? It's funny!
What do we do?
Wait a minute!
What do we do?
Wait a minute!
It's regular, right?
But, you know...
Yamazaki has been...
Since the second time...
Is that all you can say?
Is that all you can say since the second time?
Right?
Yamazaki didn't do it.
That's right. It's been a long time.
It's been a long time, so...
It's a great reason, but...
It's not because it's funny.
Well, it's my fault, right?
Right?
Yamazaki and his wife gave up their regular shift, but their future is in the hands of Endo.
Endo, huh?
Yes.
Yes, me too.
What did you do?
In this show...
High tension...
Yes, yes, yes.
This is...
We did it.
This was a little amazing.
High tension...
But my wife is probably more funny.
As far as I can see now, it's funny.
Right? You want to see it, right?
Can you do high tension?
Of course.
Why?
If you can do it, I don't mind competing with you.
There are things only men can do.
Yes, of course.
Can you do it?
I don't know.
What are you trying to say?
I don't know.
You don't know?
What do you mean you don't know?
Maybe you got the wrong input.
I'm sure you got it wrong.
Endo and his wife are doing a high tension competition with a kid's regular shift.
Endo, I want you to do your best.
I'm starting to get sick.
But it's okay.
It's okay?
It's okay.
You said it.
That's right.
It's okay.
It wasn't okay!
It's okay.
Endo, go ahead!
Go ahead!
What's with that body?
That body!
What's with that movement?
You've improved!
Do you know the rhythm of samba?
Hoi hoi hoi! I want to go to ghost town!
Everyone, go ahead!
Hoi hoi hoi! I want to go to ghost town!
Hoi hoi hoi!
Good job!
It's not funny at all.
Endo, you're not funny at all.
You have shoulders.
Are you okay?
Endo, you're not funny at all.
Don't touch me!
You should have been more particular about it.
Next, the high tension of a wife.
Can an amateur do it?
Go ahead!
Can you do the rhythm of samba?
Hoi hoi hoi! I want to go to ghost town!
Hoi hoi hoi!
It's expensive!
Okay, okay.
But you did get this, didn't you?
What should we do?!
What do you think, Endo?
To be honest...
I lost at 6-4, so...
As promised...
Should we change it?
Endo and...
Wait a minute.
I can do a lot of things.
If we just look at the candidates...
It's 6-4.
To be honest, it's 8-2.
Stay still!
You don't have to ignore me!
You're going to make me do weird things in the future!
Wait a minute.
That's good!
There's a lot of other things.
That's not all!
That's good.
This time, we have a high-tension ensemble.
If we ignore Endo...
That's right.
It's a little tough.
If you think about it...
Endo's partner...
Tanaka.
You did something, didn't you?
Tanaka...
Recently, I did...
What was it?
I did "Maze" by Hoero.
Oh!
This is...
Yoshi did it.
"Maze" is good, too.
Okay, then...
Since we're a duo...
Tanaka and my wife will compete against each other.
Why are you competing against an amateur's wife?
That's right!
I don't know.
I don't know why you're competing against each other.
I don't know why you're losing one by one.
Tanaka and Itao's wives will compete against each other.
Let's go!
Tanaka's "g-pan", go ahead!
Itao's "g-pan", go ahead!
See you later!
Okay.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Are you sure you're okay?
What's wrong with you?!
Ah, from here.
It's a little hot.
What the hell is this?!
Eh, you said it there? You didn't say it there?
No, I didn't say it like that.
There's an arrangement.
An arrangement?
Oh, it's similar, it's similar, it's similar.
Yeah, it's like that.
I don't want to die!
Wow, it's good.
I don't want to die!
It's not that good.
I don't want to die.
No, it's not like that. It's the other way around.
He fixed it!
I fixed it! I fixed it!
I think we can say you fixed it.
Can I say you fixed it?
Yes, you can.
I fixed it.
It's okay, right?
Were you surprised?
Touch it. It was hot.
This is amazing.
Yes.
This is impossible.
This?
I see.
Tanaka is not funny at all.
What?
Tanaka is young and bald.
What does that have to do with it?
Tanaka is not funny at all.
Yes.
What?
No way!
Tanaka is not funny at all.
I know!
Young and bald.
What does that have to do with it?
If you don't say it, I won't say it.
Will they be able to surpass Tanaka?
It's Itao's wife's turn!
Wake up!
It's okay! It's okay!
Wake up!
What is this?
I don't want to die!
What is this?
I don't want to die!
Wow!
What do you think of it?
I see.
It was very similar.
It was similar.
But it was heavy.
Yes, it was heavy.
The use of bending is interesting.
Whether it is interesting or not.
It is similar.
It is interesting.
It is not impersonation.
That's right.
It is interesting.
Hey!
Wait a minute.
Wasn't it a real bullet?
What?
It can't be.
Hey, are you okay?
It can't be a real bullet.
Hey!
Someone!
Ambulance!
It can't be a real bullet.
That's right.
Ambulance!
Wait a minute.
Why are you a foreigner?
It can't be a real bullet.
Are you okay?
I'm a cow.
Are you okay?
I'm a cow.
I'm sorry.
We cannot stop you.
Are you okay?
I'm a cow.
Hey!
Are you okay?
It's a mess.
(evil laughter)
No, it's not like that.
Something terrible has happened, hasn't it?
No, it's probably my wife.
No, no, no.
This is it.
Three shots in the chest. This was also penetrated.
It's oil.
Yes.
There's no way it's real.
No, but it's actually like this.
Are you going to die?
I'm already in a coma.
Are you the master?
Good evening, Yamada.
(evil laughter)
What?
That was an excellent timing.
It went into my stomach.
Are you Chinese?
Hey.
It's a little big.
You don't know "taskarun", do you?
What?
Good evening, Yamada.
Isn't that all you're telling me?
Good evening, Yamada.
Don't you have a expression or something like that?
Good evening, Yamada.
(evil laughter)
What?
Don't you have an expression or something like that?
(evil laughter)
Aren't you going to die?
I'm already in a coma.
Are you the master?
What?
I'm already in a coma.
This is a little weird.
Ah!
Something amazing is happening.
Hey!
Are you okay?
Hey!
Are you okay, teacher?
Good evening, Yamada.
(evil laughter)
Do you understand?
Hey!
Yamada!
Are you okay?
What is it?
Of course I'm okay.
Ah!
You're dead, Yamada!
No, I'm dead!
I died, didn't I?
You died, didn't you?
Stop it!
I don't know how to read it. I don't know how to say it.
I'm sorry. Please leave.
What?
Please leave me alone with my family.
Family? What do you mean by family?
No, it's just family.
Are you dead?
I'm not dead!
I'm still fine!