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What?
It's perfect today.
Why didn't we go here before?
Maybe we should have done it before ice coffee?
Yes.
We came up with such a good theme.
What is it this time?
It's char siu noodles.
You did it in advance, didn't you?
He did it in advance.
I did it in advance.
First of all, char siu noodles.
Yes.
This time it's char siu noodles.
Grilled pork ramen.
I was wondering if anyone would say such a thing.
Yes.
And the second one.
Mya siu noodles.
But isn't it one way of saying it?
That's right.
The next one is...
Gyakuni char siu noodles.
What does it mean?
Gyakuni...
What are you doing?
Gyakuni char siu noodles.
What does "gyakuni" mean?
Who said it?
It's me.
You seem to have a problem.
Let's go to the next one.
Kyu sha men.
The next one is...
Chao siu noodles.
This one is also a little difficult.
It's delicate.
Chao siu noodles.
And the next one is...
Chao siu noodles.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think he's surprisingly good at it.
The next one is...
Chao siu noodles.
Who said it?
It's me.
What?
That's a lot of people.
It's me.
When you said it, it was me.
Let's go to the next one.
Kyu siu noodles.
The next one is...
Chu kou sei.
I see, I see.
And the last one is...
Fa cha nen.
I didn't ask you for your name.
This one is a little difficult.
For me...
Yaki buta ramen, please.
Yaki buta ramen.
Of course.
It's easy to understand.
Then, I'll have mya siu noodles.
Char siu noodles.
Char siu noodles, pork bone broth and...
Do you have soy sauce?
Then, I'll have mya siu noodles with pork bone broth.
Mya siu noodles with pork bone broth.
Okay.
That's okay, too.
You're being forced.
Okay, this is it.
For me...
On the contrary, I'll have char siu noodles.
Char siu noodles?
On the contrary, I'll have char siu noodles.
It's the opposite.
That's what you said.
On the contrary, I'll have char siu noodles.
I don't know what you mean.
I'll have char siu noodles.
I'm scared.
I'll have 5 bowls of ramen and 1 bowl of char siu noodles.
I'll have char siu noodles.
You'll have ramen with char siu noodles?
I'll have char siu noodles.
This will work, right?
I'll have char siu noodles.
Is it fried rice?
I'll have char siu noodles.
Please wait a minute.
Is it here?
I don't know. Please ask me.
I'm Chou Chou.
Chou Chou?
Chou Chou.
Is this Chinese or not?
Chinese people speak Chinese.
I'm Chou Chou.
What did you say?
I don't know.
Can you speak Chinese?
What is this?
It's a shocking video.
I'm Ramen.
I'm Chou Chou.
Chou Chou?
What is it?
Chou Chou.
Everyone is Ramen.
Ramen.
Choshu, right?
Oh, it's Chashu.
Let me summarize it again.
Yes.
Ramen.
Choshu, Riki.
Chashu.
Choshu, Riki.
Ramen.
Choshu.
Ramen.
Chashu.
Chochu, right?
Yes.
I don't know.
I tried various things.
Well, I'm...
9th anniversary.
What?
I'm 9th anniversary.
What?
Can I have some dumplings?
Dumplings.
Dumplings and...
Dumplings.
9th anniversary.
One dumpling.
No, one.
And...
9th anniversary.
Ignored 9th anniversary.
I'm...
I'm dumplings and 9th anniversary.
It's obvious.
If you know it, you'll be ignored.
Yes, you'll be ignored.
Oh, I see.
Well, I'm...
9th... high school student.
What?
What is it?
8th grade.
I'm a little scared.
What do you eat for lunch?
Ramen, but I eat a bowl of roast pork and ramen.
So you eat roast pork and ramen.
Yes, and I eat pork.
Is it good?
Yes.
I don't buy it.
Do you want to eat it raw?
No, I want ramen.
You want ramen, right?
I'm a little angry.
Yes.
Myashumen.
Wrong answer.
That was a difficult one, that one.
It's harder than you think.
There are only four.
Yes there are.
Yamazaki's grade is bad.
Why can you change your opinion so easily after getting scolded?
Exactly!
There are really stubborn people.
Someone please change yourself today!
I won't!
Just because you said it you twist your own opinion!
I can't think of that!
Please don't do it!
I will not!
- You definitely won't do it. - Of course I won't!
- Well, well, well... - That's all for today.
- Today's segment... - Yes!
- Let's take a look at it. - Yes.
I don't know why, but I forgot to say it myself.
- Do you think you can do it? - Huh? What?
- Of course you can do it. - What is it?
The final series of "Chaichunmen" is...
"Katocha" and "Shimura" series.
- This is impossible! - No, this is impossible.
This "cha"!
This "cha" and "shi" and "shi"!
- This part is also difficult... - I don't know!
I don't know!
It's too far away!
- Well, today's disguise is perfect. - It is.
- For now. - Yeah.
- If we get caught, we can't do anything. - That's right.
After disguising, they head to a ramen shop in downtown.
Can they order "chashumen" in "Katocha" and "Shimura"?
- Then I'll have miso ramen. - Miso ramen, okay.
"Katocha" and "Shimura" ramen.
What are you talking about?
Cut... char-siu-men.
Char-siu-men.
I can't understand you if you don't say it clearly.
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
I said "shim-ra-men".
Don't say "cut... char-siu-men" again.
You said "cut... char-siu-men" in the bus.
But you didn't say it again.
You said "cut... char-siu-men" first.
Then you said "char-siu-men" in the end.
You said "char-siu-men" clearly.
But you said "char-siu-men" and "char-siu-men" in the end.
Did you get it?
You said it.
Of course you didn't get it.
If you think about it, you'll know.
Get out of here.
Get out of here, idiot.
Get out of here.
Idiot.
What's up?
Hama-san.
What's up?
Hama-san, you did it.
You did it.
Go home by yourself.
Go home.
You're totally different.
Jealousy, jealousy.
You did it so well.
I did it so well that I don't know what to do.
Really?
It was perfect.
Does it happen often?
Really?
I got four "char-siu-men".
"Char-siu-men".
That's amazing.
I'm curious about what Hama-san did.
I got angry.
Can I drink it?
Yes, you can.
Isn't it amazing?
I got four of them.
Hama-san, isn't it amazing?
Then I'll go home by taxi.
(Hana-chan is crying.)
(She's crying.)
(Hana-chan is so cute.)
(Why, Hana-chan?)
(Hana-chan is so beautiful.)
(Hana-chan is)
(fried-hana.)
Today...
You seem to be in a good mood.
I'm in a good mood, too.
Today...
We've been waiting for you since we went to the location.
Yes, I'm in a good mood.
But when it's over, not one of you will be there.
It's called "essentiality".
How do you say it?
The other day, I saw a fool.
What?
There was a fool.
It's been a while since I saw a fool.
When I was in middle school, I went to a family restaurant.
You know that supermarket?
I went there many times.
But every time I went there, they served me hot soup.
Today...
Why are you talking so slowly?
I'm tired of it.
You know...
Even bugs are tired of it.
I've never seen a restaurant serve food like this.
I've never seen anyone serve food like this.
That's quite a fool.
I think I'm the biggest fool.
I want to drink tea, so please boil water for me.
But they serve me hot water.
When will you boil water for me?
Are you going to give birth to a child?
Boil water for me!
That's a fool.
Anyway...
How are you?
I'm fine.
Are you standing up?
How about standing up in the morning?
You don't stand up anymore, do you?
No.
I stand up every morning.
That's not true.
It's different from when you were in middle school.
You were lying down and turning around.
How do you stand up?
When I was lying down like this, my mother told me to turn around.
That's hard!
I stayed in the north.
It's funny.
Right?
Really, really.
Everyone, it's fine if you're enjoying it, but this is about old men before their forties.
If you listen closely, you can smell it.
It's as smelly as you two.
A lot.
Don't you smell like an old man?
I do.
I'm starting to smell like an old man.
You smell like an old man, but you don't smell like an old man.
Don't you smell like an old man if you take off your bathrobe and take it off?
I really do.
It's not like that.
It's definitely like that.
Even if you know it, you can't help but smell like an old man.
It's not like that!
Your pores are different.
Old men's pores are next to young men's pores.
And this pores is trying to push back young men's pores.
It's not like that.
There's no helping it.
But it doesn't smell!
That's a conversation between skunks.
Hey!
Give me a stick!
One skunk doesn't smell like one skunk.
Give me a stick!
We smell, so give me a stick!
As a third party.
You've been smelling like this since you were 20s, and you're already in your late 30s.
You're already in your late 30s.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You guys came out and you haven't said a word yet!
Talk!
Does it smell?
Let's be honest with you.
Let's be honest.
It doesn't smell like that!
I'm sure of it.
How was it?
If you ask me which one smells worse...
I'd say it's that one.
That one! That one!
Matsumoto-san, you've composed and composed many great songs.
I'm sure you've noticed, but I think it's about time for you to make a new song.
Please make a new song.
Actually, I thought it was about time for me to make a new song.
I don't like the opening, but I don't want it to be too poppy.
You don't, do you?!
The personality show is about to start, so I'd like it to be a little more poppy.
I think it's better to have a tempo.
That's right, I think so too.
As for the rhythm...
Let's do it like that.
Please do it like that.
Eh, isn't that already a bug?!
What kind of bug is that?!
No, no, it's like when you go to Disneyland...
Disneyland is like "bambara bambam bambara rara rara" right?
It hasn't changed!
It hasn't changed! It really hasn't changed!
I'm really, really, really sorry! It really hasn't changed!
No, it has changed now!
No, "bambara bambam bambara rara rara" "bambara bambam"...
Wait, wait, wait! Wait a minute!
Let's ask someone for help.
Why?
Let's just do it together.
I can't do it! I definitely can't do it!
"bambara bambam"...
If you keep saying "bambara bambam bambara rara rara" "bambara bambam bambara rara" I'll...
I'll hit you with a board.
Can we do it again?
Eh, you're going to do it?!
I am!
What's with you?!
You're doing it wrong!
Sorry, are you in already?
Is it a practice?
Are you in?
Either one of you is in, or you're already in.
Shut up!
Then, you go first.
You go first.
When you say it sideways...
Yes, yes.
Don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...do n't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don' t...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't. ..don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't... don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...do n't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don' t...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't. ..don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't... don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...do n't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don' t...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don't. ..don't...don't...don't...don't...don't...don
You can't! This is a recording!
I'll do it!
Pan-para-pan-pan
That's fine, right?
No, it's fine!
I have to keep saying it, right?
That's right! That's right!
It's difficult...
If my song starts, can I take a break?
Oh, is that so?
It hasn't started yet.
Where?
So...
I asked you something new but you don't get it.
Then let's go four times.
Don't fall in love with me.
You just answer "no" and you go "bam, bam, bam, pam, pam, pam, pam".
I got it.
If you get anything, get in.
Keep it coming.
(Banparabanpanpanparabarabara)
Don't... don't... don't fall for me!
(Banparabanpanpanparabarabara)
Your... your... your ears are still...
(Banparabanpanpanparabarabara)
Don't fall for me!
Y... you keep talking about me!
The person who impersonates Shutenno is Matsumoto- san.
There are 50,000 people who impersonate Mori Shinichi,
but Matsumoto-san's impersonation is more interesting and new than anyone else's.
So Matsumoto-san, please impersonate Mori Shinichi beyond everyone's imagination.
Well, then...
New...
Mori Shinichi.
Please impersonate Mori Shinichi, as much as you can.
I'll make it clear.
Even in this entertainment world, he's the fourth worst impersonator.
Well, Mori Shinichi will see what happens when he impersonates.
Good evening.
I'm Mori Shinichi.
You sound like him!
Mori Masako will get angry.
Don't underestimate my husband.
Well, you don't sound like him, but most people impersonating Mori Shinichi are like this.
That's right.
Whenever you say something, you say "Good evening, I'm Mori Shinichi."
That's right. I can't do anything about it.
I see.
What about you?
I don't really want to do it.
Don't you have anything else?
Well, you know...
What is it?
I don't know what to say.
What's wrong?
Well, you know...
Some of the guests seem to be too focused.
Well, everyone's here to see it.
If you're going to do it, you should see it.
But I don't think you should do it.
Do you really fix your collar?
Do you look at the clock?
If you have an umbrella, prepare it for folding.
I don't think you pay too much attention to me.
Do you sound like him?
Of course you sound like him.
When I hear your voice, I'm Mori Shinichi.
You're a new Mori Shinichi.
I'm sorry, but can you turn around?
I'm sorry.
That might be good.
Can you sit like you're on a train?
This is OK.
And then...
I feel like I can do something that I've never heard of before.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Don't cheat!
I'm sorry.
Look straight ahead.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Look straight ahead.
If you look at me alone...
I can't do it anymore.
Look straight ahead.
Don't say "look straight ahead"!
Look straight ahead!
OK?
OK, let's start with Morishi.
He's trying to look in the mirror.
You guys think about a lot of things!
Look in the mirror like this!
You're Ayrton Senna!
Are you crazy?!
There are a lot of people like that!
Is that OK?!
Don't look!
Is that OK, Matsumoto-san?
Matsumoto-san, are you OK?
Yes.
OK!
Matsumoto-san's new...
Morishi position!
It's hot!
I'm sorry, really.
Yes, well...
I've been replaced by Mr. Ichimoku.
Well, I'm really sorry.
Well, I'm one of those people.
I'm not a bad person, but...
I'm one of those people.
I'm sorry, but...
Yes.
That's all for today.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much!
Goodbye!
I'm not a bad person!
Yes, I'm not a bad person!
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