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Next month, Dantan Presents will compete for 1 million yen in the spring of "The Big Hidden Adventure"!
Is it the 4th time?
It's the 4th time. We haven't done it properly before, so we'll do it properly this time.
We always do it like this.
That's right.
In the first "The Big Hidden Adventure", which was held in December of the previous year,
a mysterious UFO crashed and captured an unknown alien.
As part of a biological experiment, 1 million yen was left behind.
Next, in the second "The Big Hidden Adventure" held in February of last year,
a mysterious old man encountered a time slip.
The old man was asked to retreat, and a little while later, 1 million yen was left behind.
And three months later, in the third "The Big Hidden Adventure" held this time as well,
a young and innocent cute baby was discovered.
The young and innocent cute baby was discovered.
However, 1 million yen was left behind.
This time for sure, who will get the 1 million yen?
Last year, the producer, Suga-san, told me not to raise 1 million yen.
Every step I take, it's 1 million yen.
What's wrong with you?!
1 million, 1 million, 1 million, 1 million!
Huh? A horse?
What's this?
A horse? What's up with you?
We're in trouble!
What?
Um... In this war-free and peaceful era...
That hero has come.
What are you talking about?
Napoleon Bonaparte, emperor of France, has come in a time slip.
Be careful!
That's not possible!
Napoleon Bonaparte...
You're annoying!
Let me do it! I'm not hiding!
This is bad...
It's going to rain for sure.
I told you!
Come on!
You wanted to do it, didn't you?!
Every step I take, it's 1 million yen!
That's right!
Now I'm getting it!
"Napoleon" is his full name.
Look, look, look!
What's going on?
Hey!
It's Napoleon!
It's Napoleon for sure!
Hey!
What kind of creature is this?
Yarofusa is holding an instrument.
Hello?
It's so small. How much does it cost?
It has a dictionary.
Ah, it has a dictionary.
It's a small dictionary!
It's impossible for this guy!
That's right.
Hello?
Whatever, let's just follow him.
Let's follow him.
It's dangerous.
There's no way we can hide.
Right?
It's bad, but it's just one incident.
After a time slip...
Boom! And like...
A shock?
A shock...
But it's amazing.
It's like the Toyotans are back.
Right?
Hey!
It's impossible.
There was one.
Yes.
Let's wake it up with this.
Let's use this.
I'm sure he's up.
I know, right?
We have no choice but to do it.
He's definitely up!
He's up, he's up.
So this is Napoleon.
Where are we?
We are in Japan, in Heisei.
Japan?
Yes, we are in Japan.
I am Napoleon Godapart of the French Empire.
There is no impossible word in my dictionary!
That's already famous.
I know, but...
Ah, I'm sleepy.
You're bad at this.
You're terrible.
You eat up everything.
There is no impossible word in my dictionary!
He says there is no impossible word.
Really?
What is this?
Let's have some fun.
There is no impossible word!
I don't know if there is no impossible word.
Why are you giving me coffee?
I don't know what's going on.
Napoleon!
You can do it, Napoleon!
What is this?
There is no impossible word in my dictionary!
Ah!
But this is Napoleon.
And everyone, this is...
This is his alcohol.
It's 40%.
Alcohol.
Don't be shy.
It's okay.
It's okay, Mr. Nabara.
Just eat this for now.
You can't eat it with your fingers.
Wow!
That's great!
But is it really Napoleon?
I don't know!
It's different every day.
There is no word like it in the world.
What was that?
That's amazing!
Wow!
It's a tank!
Wow!
Help me!
I'm scared!
Here you go!
Wow!
Look!
Wow!
Where is it?
Wow!
Is it here?
Watch out!
There is no word like it in the world.
No!
Wow!
What is it?
A little more.
Wow!
It's a rabbit!
Watch out!
Wow!
It's like Hyunkichi said it!
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
Well...
Look!
I'll do it normally.
It's fast!
It's different from Fujiwara's.
It's fast!
You should have stopped it at first.
Wow!
Napoleon, you were flying.
Why did you fly?
I made a mistake in the propeller motion.
What is it?
I want Napoleon!
Here, Napoleon expects Brandi and shows that he is not impossible.
But, as expected, things are not going well.
He is suddenly hugged by Endo and is a little worried.
Napoleon, there is a game.
Why don't you play a game with a beautiful woman?
That's a good idea!
Look at this!
The prize is gold.
Wow!
That's a good idea!
That's amazing!
What is it?
Napoleon!
Napoleon?
Napoleon!
What?
Whose wife is she?
She is not dancing at all.
What is it?
This is no good!
I hope you'll push me with your arms.
Now you know why I'm so motivated, right?
Because I'm here for the first time.
I'm very proud of it.
It's my first appearance, right?
What are you going to do tomorrow?
Party. Party. I don't want it.
I have a party tomorrow.
A little one of my favorites.
Well, even if we talk about it like this,
the president of Yoshimoto will have a party tomorrow.
And Yoshimoto's team will all participate.
If you don't go, you'll get fired.
I won't go.
I won't let you go.
You can fire me.
You can really fire me, right?
I want to join Horipro.
Where are you from?
I'm from Nabepro.
This is a rare combination, right?
It's a different production.
I've been saying this for a long time,
but Yoshimoto is in the middle of picking up his car.
Where does gasoline come from?
Right?
And if it's normal in the morning, his manager will pick him up, right?
Or, "Why did you wake me up?"
He's on the phone.
I'm talking on the phone like this.
Right?
If you have something important to say, you can say it on the phone.
Your important request is on my phone.
Don't touch it!
If you hear that, you'll be fired for sure!
It's the same, right?
That's right, you've been doing it for a long time, so it's kind of you
Why did you say that?
What do you mean?
To the president
To the president?
Why don't you have a car?
That's what I really think
No, I mean...
As for Yoshimoto's talent, everyone makes their own money, drive their own cars and drive their own cars
And if there's a speed violation or something along the way...
"Sorry for making you wait, sorry for making you wait" you say and I'm like "What are you talking about?!"
So you want me to say that tomorrow?
Will you do it?
With glasses on?
With glasses on
How about it?
I'll be next to you, so say it
No...
No, I haven't really talked much with her
And you've been together for a long time, right?
It seems like you've been together for a long time
A long time, you say?
Go ahead and say it tomorrow, you know you're in a good mood
Go ahead and punch her in the head and give her a long peanut
You're a dropout, you know you're in a good mood, there's no doubt about it
I'm an adult now, so I don't say things like that
If you say it like that, you're saying it against your own will, aren't you?
No, I've been with her for a long time, you know...
She seems like she has a lot of patience
That's true, you know...
When Shinsuke-san asked me to give her a long peanut, I took off my jacket and said "Go ahead and punch her in the head"
That's true, you know...
I don't like that kind of thing, you know...
Then let's go with a peanut...
Let's go with a peanut...
My back hurts, you know...
I have a question for Matsumoto-san who always says "I don't have a castle"
Yes, yes...
When you use your toothpick, you cover your mouth with your hand...
I think there's a reason for hiding your mouth...
What is happening in your hidden hand?
I'm not hiding it, you know...
If you're hiding it, you don't have to hide it, you know...
You're exposing yourself...
I'm exposing myself, but you're not looking at me when you're hiding it, you know...
No, you're only looking at me like this when you're hiding it...
You don't have to do that, you know...
No, no...
Because you're not looking at me at this point, you know...
When you think you've got it, you do like this...
Or like this...
Neither is good!
Right?
The reason for doing like this is because you're doing something you shouldn't be doing...
What am I doing?
Well, you know...
You're going to say it now...
Oh, I'm sorry...
Don't panic...
You have plenty of time, you know...
But, you know...
It's not just my wife...
What?
There are men who do like this, you know...
I haven't seen many men like this...
Do you do like this?
No, I don't...
No, you don't, you know...
Then you're wrong...
Well, you know...
Is that enough?
Well, it's about time you say it...
What? What? What?
Well, will you say what you're doing?
You want me to say it?
Well, it's about time you say it...
If you really want me to say it, I'll say it, you know...
Well, you want me to say it, you know...
Well...
No, it's nothing...
What?
What the hell is that?!
You don't know anything!
Why are you trying to move on to the next one?
Do you think I don't know anything?
No, it's not like that.
Are you stupid?
It's not over yet! Don't try to move on!
You're right.
You shouldn't do that.
I'm going to say it now.
Oh, really?
Of course!
But you're acting weird.
I'm not acting weird. I've been saying it all along.
What is it?
What are you hiding with your hands?
Look at me!
You know I'm not done yet, right?
Hey!
Pay attention!
That's what I thought!
Are you sweating too much?
No, no, no!
It's cold sweat!
Say it with your mouth! It's cold sweat!
It's cold sweat!
That's what I thought!
That's why you wanted to go to the next abalone, right?
Yes, yes, yes!
Right?
Yes, yes, yes!
You went there...
Yes, yes, yes!
And in the meantime...
After you finished...
Yes, yes!
Oh, of course, it's the same as before.
I know that! I know that love!
Right?
It's not three of you, right?
It's me in the next abalone, too!
When will I think about another one?
If there's something like a survey over there...
I'll think about it while you're talking about it over there!
While you're talking about it...
I'll think about it while you're talking about it!
Are you stupid?
If you say that, it won't go anywhere!
That's why you said you wanted to go first!
You're still coming back, right?
It's fine if you don't come back, right?
No, I'm angry because it seems like I lost.
I'll definitely do it!
Yes, yes...
Don't come back...
It seems like Bazumoto-san knows all of the titles of the same song.
Ah, you know it, right?
Please guess all of the titles of the same song I'm about to play for you.
Ah, it's easy, isn't it?
Crows...
Why are you crying?
The crows are in the mountains...
Why?
To be precise, 'why?'
"No, I don't need it." "Forever."
"Why?" "You're making me nervous."
"It's true, isn't it?" "No, it's not."
"It's true, isn't it?" "No, I asked you 'why?'"
"To whom?" "No, to the teacher. The kindergarten teacher."
Why? Forever. Here we go.
Forever is wrong.
There are seven 'why's.'
Ah, you're wrong.
"That's wrong." "That's weird."
You should've looked it up.
If you're wrong, you should do anything, you idiot.
"Look it up." "I won't make you do it, though."
Look it up.
Well, if it's just a little thing, I'll do it.
Here's the next one.
Rabbit, stone,
Mountain of flesh,
What's it called?
Lover,
Forever,
Tom and Jerry,
This is your hometown!
"You're wrong, you idiot." "Look it up!"
The first seven 'why's' are your current hometown.
What do you know about this place?
If you know it, show me your name.
Show me your name!
All writers, line up!
All high school writers, line up!
They're the ones who did the research!
What do you think about that?
But I didn't do the research!
What?!
Who did the research?!
The director must have done it!
Directors, line up!
What's wrong with you guys?!
What's wrong with you?!
Why?!
It's the first time you guys are laughing!
Which one?!
Why are the crows crying?
These seven kids...
Are you laughing?
What are you so excited about?!
What do you want to eat?!
What are you eating while people are working?!
Rabbit oil, deer mountain, this is my hometown, Oteno.
Which one is your hometown?
It's my hometown.
Why are you saying that?!
My head is getting thinner and thinner.
There is a song called "Sumidagawa" of Hanno Urahara.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is the last one.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please tell me the title of this song.
It hasn't been released yet.
How about after this?
Climbing up and down, there is a sailor.
Sailor?!
Which one?!
There are a lot of adults here!
Who are you talking about?!
Shut up! Shut up!
In the fall...
Shut up!
It's true!
Climbing up and down...
It's coming back!
In the fall...
My love for you...
The title is "My love for you".
What is the title of this song?
"Flower".
"Flower"?
Why are you saying that?!
What?! I'm fat because I'm on the show?!
Idiot!
By the way...
What are you doing?
What are you doing with your left hand?
That's... Listen carefully, everyone.
You often do it in a restaurant, don't you?
You think you're doing it because it's in front of you, don't you?
It's not like that.
You calculate how much you ate today and how much you have to go to the register after this.
I think you're doing a good job in this situation.
That's right, that's right.
Hey...
Don't say it in detail.
The same thing will happen next week.
Do you want me to bring you a book?
Well...
No, wait a minute.
It doesn't matter who is right or wrong.
What?
What is it?
You're the only one who's wrong.
If I'm wrong, it's a problem.
So what is it?
You don't have to do anything.
Just say you're sorry.
I was wrong.
What?
You're so proud of yourself.
What?
What do you mean you're sorry?
It's like you're being sarcastic to me.
To be honest, I'm under a lot of stress.
I've been blamed by so many adults.
I don't remember it clearly, but I think it was that kind of attitude.
You don't have to say it here.
I didn't think it would turn out like this.
Right?
That's why I gave you that title.
I'm sorry.
Emergency announcement!
At Yoshimoto's party, Downtown is negotiating for a gala!
Downtown and Steamy's gala negotiations have been approved!
I'm going to make this ugly.
I'm going to tell the president right now!
I'm going to tell him right now!
Downtown and Steamy!
Where is the president?
President, are you there? President! President! Ah, president! Ah, thank you.
Don't make such a difficult face, look over here!
One of the worst talents.
No, that's not true.
Um, really, um, congratulations for today.
Thank you.
Anyway...
What happened?
I want to tell you everything.
Ah, ah, ah.
Today, um, we won't talk about gathering.
Yes!
Ah, if it wasn't for that, I wouldn't be able to talk about anything at all.
But, um, today, um, on the way here, um, I got caught ignoring the traffic lights.
The fine is 9,000 yen, but, um, there's also the question of who's going to look after me, but...
Let's see the payment.
Oh, really?
Really!
Really?
I feel like I've been tricked a little, but...
Really?
We'll pay you 9,000 yen.
So, um, make sure you have that thing you got cut off with you, okay?
You have to take it with you.
I'd like you to use the microphone in front of you.
President!
Um, my brain injury...
Um, I just got cut off...
Yes!
I'm sorry about this, but...
Please.
9,000 yen, please.
Um...
A promise is a promise.
Ah, thank you!
Really?
1,000 yen.
1,000 yen for fishing?!
You're going fishing?!
Well, it can't be helped.
Really?!
9,000 yen, right?
Yes, 9,000 yen.
Thank you very much.
Did you keep your promise?