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Oh, you've had a rough time.
But you've been away for three weeks...
Three weeks...
So you've been playing *puzzle...
We've been playing *puzzle...
And, you've been getting promotions...
Is that right?
So, we wanted to wish you all the best.
Oh, really?
Oh, well, let's sit down and talk some...
Right!
Eri, stand up, you moron!
Cut it out!
You always drizzle cinema with your ciudadana...
Yeah, right...
Come on!
If you make one mistake, you'll end up committing murder.
Why?
You're not sleeping, you know.
But that's what people who do drama do.
That's amazing!
Anyway, next time we'll upload at 8 p.m.
Yeah, that's...
What's with 8 p.m.?
That's normal.
We studied for 24 hours, didn't we?
What?
8 p.m.
One day, right?
Yeah!
And the other day...
Yesterday.
We studied for a long time, didn't we?
Yeah.
And suddenly, we had about 4 hours of free time.
And we were like, "Should we sleep here?"
Isn't there a sauna somewhere?
Right?
So we said, "Yeah, there is," and went to the sauna.
And we didn't really want to go into the sauna, but...
You know, how do you say it?
There's a place you can sleep in, right?
And I was like, "It's been a while since I've slept in."
And I lay down like this...
Excuse me, sir...
What is that?!
What?
There was an old man who couldn't breathe.
What do you mean?
I was so surprised! I had my digital camera with me, and I wanted to take a picture of it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look.
Oh, there he is.
Hey, he's dead! He's dead!
I lay down like this...
What is that?
There, there.
That's...
That's scary!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's...
But he's sleeping comfortably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's awake.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, for me...
That's...
Every now and then...
When I do this...
He's dead!
No, he's not dead!
When I do this...
Um...
What?
It's not like I'm swimming, but...
No, no, no.
He's probably doing it.
No, but...
But...
This...
He's dead at this moment.
"He's not dead." "No, he's not dead."
"He's fighting." "Life and death." "Life and death."
His body is not in this life.
His body is in this life, but when he's coughing like this... it's like, 'it's here, it's here!'
That's possible, I don't know.
This is a little surprising.
I don't snore because I sleep.
But there are many people who snore.
You snore too, don't you?
I snore. I snore hard.
You snore hard.
You snore lightly. You snore loudly.
Yesterday, an old man said...
I don't know what he said...
You know...
Sometimes...
Like this...
Like this?
What do you mean like this?
I can't do it, so I want to do it if I can...
But I can't do it like this...
I'm sorry, but...
The sound was like that...
This is normal...
This is the quietest graph...
Sometimes...
He said "giiiin"!
Were there any other customers?
There were about two people...
Except you...
The sound was really loud...
I thought "I don't care, it's a nuisance...
This person is also a nuisance...
I thought...
I'm sleeping, I can't do it!
You didn't care about this person...
This guy and this guy...
I see...
I'm definitely more tired than you!
More than me?
Yes! And you were sleeping like that...
And you didn't work much when you woke up!
I don't know about that!
The money you earn is different!
I'm sorry...
I'm really sorry!
What are you doing?
You're wearing dirty pants!
I'll tell you whether it's dirty or not after I see it!
No, really...
He's definitely fat, isn't he?
I wonder...
He's really fat, isn't he?
The one who bites his stomach is fat!
Because he's already fat!
The one who writes comics is fat!
You're going to say it at the end, aren't you?
Fat people don't have shame...
Is there such a thing?
Fat people...
It's really like that!
What do you mean?
In the past, I was really mad at Nozawa's manager!
Yes, yes...
Ishimori Mito, right?
Mito!
When I was doing "Yumei" back in the day...
I had some time...
I came here in the morning...
I asked him to let me sleep...
I asked him to wake me up about an hour before my shockwave...
I was sleeping...
He said "It's time now"...
I woke up and looked at the clock...
It was still about 3 hours!
I still had to go an hour before!
I didn't care!
Oh, that's funny!
Did that happen?
It did!
Is there anything good, you idiots?!
I don't know anything like that.
Come on, don't touch me.
That's how it usually is.
Whatever, whatever.
Well, well.
Baseball has started, too.
Oh, baseball has started.
I'm still buying giants.
Are you always buying them?
I've been doing well lately.
But, you know, I've always said I hate baseball.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wish I could be a professional baseball player someday.
But that's impossible.
But I finally realized that it's impossible this year.
I see.
So, starting this year, I'm going to buy giants.
No, no, it's not like that!
There are twelve teams!
Right? There are twelve teams in this league!
Yes, there are.
But you don't have to choose from all of them!
No, it's just like that.
If it's like this, you know...
If you like it, you know...
It's a fun season, isn't it?
Of course it is!
This year, I'm a giant fan.
Are you serious?
I'm a giant fan.
This year, Uehara's condition is not good either.
I'm thinking of finding flowers for the baseball fans.
Oh, you can do it!
Yes, I can do it. It's totally fine.
This year, you know, in the FA...
Yes, in the FA...
A few people came in as giants.
Yes, yes, yes...
Do you know who came in?
Of course I know!
We will definitely win the giants!
That's right!
It's because of him!
That big-headed guy.
Isn't it bad?
Isn't he a little big-headed?
Oh, I don't know if he's that big-headed.
Oh, you're right.
He came from Hiroshima, didn't he?
Yes, he did.
He did.
The guy who sold Yovan in Hiroshima, didn't he?
The guy who sold Yovan in Hiroshima, did.
He did!
Yes, he did.
I don't like his hairstyle very much.
It's a little like Chirichiri Parma...
Chirichiri Parma...
It's not Chirichiri Parma...
It's not Chirichiri Parma, but...
Yes, yes, yes...
It's like Chirichiri Parma, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes...
I don't know!
Do you know where Japan's best team was last year?
Oh, Daiei.
Yes, that's right.
I know about that.
Because you played for that team as a kid.
But...
I want you to throw a new car.
New car!?
I want you to throw a new car and study.
You're the same age as me.
We're the same age.
What's that?
Nakamura.
Nakamura!?
It's not Nakamura.
It's not Nakamura, but I'm going to say it's Nakamura!
I dare to say it!
You're wearing it everywhere!
I didn't buy it! You can't say you decided it's Nakamura!
Oh, that's right.
You'll do well this year.
Right?
Right.
Marucano.
Right?
Marucano!?
Wasn't Marucano in Fancube!?
Wasn't it there!?
No, no.
Wasn't it in Fancube!?
Marucano...
No, that's not...
There's no Fancube Braves anymore!
I'm not saying "Marucano" now.
Oh, really?
Um...
I'm just saying "thank you".
Thank you!
Saying "thank you" is like saying "thank you" in a circle.
No, it's like saying "circle" at the end of a conversation.
Ah, I see.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm a double giant fan.
I'm sorry for saying that.
No, it's not like that. Remember it, okay?
I'm also interested in soccer.
Soccer...
You don't know soccer, do you?
I don't know.
I'm an Esparz fan.
Esparz's "what?"
A big fan?
A big fan.
If you say that every day, you're a big fan, aren't you?
Esparz's "what?"
No way.
It's fine. It's because you're tired.
You're wearing filthy panties!
You're wearing lots of f**king f**k.
F**k you f**king f**k.
You don't know any soccer fans, do you?
Well...
Well, if you ask me, I know some people know soccer fans.
Which one...
Then...
Um, Espars.
Ah, Verdi. Verdi knows him.
Giubiro.
Ah, Giubiro.
F. Marinos.
Well, like this...
Like this, endless arguments continue.
Well, like this, it can't be helped.
Well, well, like this...
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's over, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But really, um...
It's tough.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, the number one cleanliness expert in Japan.
That's true.
When you clean Matsumoto-san's room with a rolling cleaner, what sticks to it?
What do you guys usually have? I'd like to ask you the other way around.
I think my world is normal, so I'd like to know what you guys have.
Ah, I see.
No, it's mostly hair.
Ah, that's nasty.
Is it good stuff?
Well, including nasty stuff, it's hair.
Wait a minute, you live with your family, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then why do you have a lot of hair?
We...
We live alone, you know.
You know, when you go out for a walk.
When you go out for a bath.
I also do the dishes in the kitchen, you know.
Yes, yes.
I'm sure you've seen it.
Yes, yes.
You don't do the dishes in the kitchen, do you?
You do it like this.
Like this.
And you do it like this at the end of the bath.
You don't know about it!
No, it's not like...
If you do the dishes in the kitchen, you usually do the dishes in the bathroom.
You don't do the dishes in the kitchen, but you do dry your hair, don't you?
Yes, in the kitchen.
Yes.
Because it's hot.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you do it like this, you do it like this.
You shake a little, you know.
It's different, you know.
The cup is full of bubbles and you do like this at the end of the bath.
At that time, you shake a lot.
You don't know about it, do you?
So we usually do the dishes in the bathroom, but we don't do it like that in front of wives and children.
But you still shake a lot, don't you?
Why do I shake a lot?
You do it like this at the end of the bath, you know.
You don't shake a lot, do you?
No, I shake a lot while dancing.
It's full of bubbles everywhere.
It's more hot than here.
You are...
You are the world's cleanest man!
That's why I shake a lot of bubbles, you know.
But there are also a lot of women's bubbles, you know.
Oh, I see.
The world's.
What?
The world's.
You don't like foreigners, do you?
No, no.
Australia, Australia, Kenya...
There are a lot of them.
When I shake it like this, there are a lot of colors.
Colors don't matter, do they?
No, no.
Even in the afternoon, Bangkok is...
Bangkok is a white orchard.
I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto, who always has a gentle, fruity scent.
Yes?
Recently, Mr. Matsumoto has resisted animal fortune- telling and has been encouraged by fruit fortune- telling.
If you compare your partner Hamada-san to a fruit, what characteristics does he have?
You know, sushi fortune-telling is popular right now, you know?
Oh...
It's popular.
Oh, is it?
Yes, yes.
But I think I've said it once as a kid, you know?
Oh...
It's just a joke, you know?
How do you do it? With sushi?
Oh, how do you do sushi fortune-telling?
No, I'm asking you!
No, no, it's like popular sushi fortune-telling right now, you know?
Mr. Matsumoto...
Yes?
If you like sushi fortune-telling...
Yes?
Depending on the order of fortune-telling...
What do you recommend?
Oh, get out of my way!
That's exactly right!
Shut up!
Um, sushi...
That's what you wanted to ask.
Oh!
You choose your favorite fruit in your favorite order!
No, you came up with "fruit fortune-telling."
"Fruit fortune-telling," yes.
How do you do it?
Fortune-telling?
Do you say your favorite fruit?
Yours?
Well, it doesn't have to be me, but...
Do you say your favorite fruit first?
Yes, I do.
Let's say you say it.
Does that mean you know it?
I know it, I know it.
Oh, I see.
Then, what is your favorite fruit?
Um, let's see...
You have to say it right away!
Oh, I see.
The moment you think about it, it's a lie!
Oh, I see, I see.
What is your favorite fruit?
Um, pear!
Pear, right?
Yes.
Did you say "pear"?
No, I didn't!
I see, pear.
Huh? You can tell just by looking at it?
Your eyes are twitching.
You can't say "pear"!
Tell me three of them, then.
Oh, I see.
Pear.
Strawberry.
Gross!
Peach.
Oh, I see.
"Peach," "strawberry," "peach" right?
Yes.
And what is your blood type?
Type A.
Type A?
Okay!
It doesn't look like it, though!
Are you serious?!
What did you find out?
Um... I found out a lot of things.
The data is enough for now.
And until May, right?
Yes, until May.
If you dig up the data in my head now, you'll get an answer from me.
You've already dug it up, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Will you tell me the answer?
Yes.
Then, 3,000 yen.
Why are you asking for money?!
Okay, I don't need it.
Please.
You don't want it?
No, you know, right?
I know, right?
No, please.
Do you know?!
Hurry up and say it!
Say what?!
Ask me first!
Huh?!
Ask me about my fruit!
Why are you asking me?!
Am I...
Am I... only interested in Matsumoto Hamada?!
Why are you interested in me?!
I'm angry about that!
I'm mad, really mad!
What are you talking about?! I'm always mad at you!
Should I slap you one more time?!
Get out of my way!
I've been listening...
So is that why I'm not interested in you?!
Go away!
So is that why you're tired of me?!
Go away!
So is that why I'm tired of you?!
Go away!
So is that why you're tired of me?!
Go away!
When did I say that?
That's why I'm taking off my suit!
By the way, no one knows what a fruit fortune- teller is.
If you don't answer and I ask you, how can you answer?
Then, whether you want to know it or not, tell me.
What do you want me to say?
Tell me about me.
Do you like me or not?
What do you want me to say?
You want me to say it?
Then...
If you could tell me how to say it, I'd like to hear it, too.
Oh, I see. I see. I got it.
I know how to say it, but...
Everyone who watches "God and Pencil" on TV...
If you have a memo in your hand right now, please show it to me.
In your case...
Pears, strawberries, peaches...
Yes. So it's "pears," "strawberries," and "strawberries."
So it's "pears," "strawberries," and "strawberries."
Why is it "pears"?
Isn't it funny?
Why is it "pears"?
Isn't it funny?
Why is it "pears," "strawberries," and "strawberries"?
If you don't explain it, no one will laugh.
Oh, I'm angry.
The number of fruits is...
"Pears" is ten.
No, don't say that! Give me a number table!
"Pears" is how many?
"Strawberries" is how many?
You can't say that now! If you say it now, I'll prepare it for you.
Oh, so there's such a chaos.
Of course there is.
If you subtract "pears" from "strawberries," is it two?
It's two!
If you subtract "pears" from "strawberries," is it two?
I'm not saying "no," I'm saying "yes."
If you subtract "pears" from "strawberries," is it two?
And from there...
It's two!
"Strawberries"...
After "strawberries," is "peaches" left?
That's right!
I don't know what to do.
You add "peaches," right?
Then it's forty-three.
What are you saying? I don't know! Why is it forty-three?
Because you're noisy!
It's forty-three, right?
That's right.
In that case, "no" won't disappear!
And only "three" will remain!
What are you saying?!
Are you crazy?!
I'll set you up with this voice call from hell!
It's difficult.
What?!
How old are you?!
I'm 43, so 4 will disappear!
Oh, this one disappears!
4 will disappear!
This one disappears!
And 3 appearing means I'm a gorilla!
3 means you're a gorilla!
In this case...
In which case?!
You don't know, do you?!
And you're born in May...
Yeah, May.
May! You're born in May and you're a gorilla!
"You're born in May and you're a gorilla!" That's weird!
You're born in May and you're a gorilla!
And if you're born in May and you're a gorilla?!
Huh?!
If you're born in May and you're a gorilla, what happens?!
I don't know!
What do you mean you don't know?!
Are you afraid of something?!
Even if you're born in May and you're a gorilla...
Even if you're born in May and you're a gorilla, it's still May!
So does that "three" number matter?
It doesn't matter in this case!
And even if you're born in May and you're a gorilla, it's still May!
Right?!
If you don't accept it here, you won't be able to move on to the next step!
Right?!
Well, yeah...
Even if you're born in May and you're a gorilla, it's still May!
Well, normally you don't add it, right?
That's another story...
Normally you don't add it!
I don't like adding "gorilla" in May...
Then what?!
What if you add "fishing" in August?!
It's August!
It has nothing to do with animals!
It's weird if you add it in the first place!
You know it!
But I want to add it!
It's this season!
May is...
fun, I guess...
But even if you add it, you won't get used to it, right?!
You know you won't get used to it, right?!
But even if you add it, you want to add it!
It's such a melancholic night!
I don't care about that...
Even if you add it, it doesn't make sense...
It doesn't make sense, but I'll try adding it!
If you say it doesn't make sense, you won't be able to move forward!
I'll try adding it!
So I added "gorilla" in May!
But even if you add it, it's still May!
"Gorilla" is "gorilla"!
So please put "gorilla" aside for now!
Will you add it later?!
It's May, right?!
Since it's May, it means you were born in May!
So you should look for it in May!
What are you saying?
The order of the fruit doesn't matter at all!
It doesn't matter!
The result doesn't matter, but there is an episode!
Look at the history!
History? You decided it all by yourself!
It's the same for gorillas!
No, no, no...
What did I say earlier? What did I say earlier?
There are still gorillas here!
But you saved those gorillas yourself!
But there are still gorillas here!
There are!
When I say 'there are', you say 'gorilla', don't you?
There are, so it doesn't matter!
When I say 'there are', you say 'gorilla', don't you?
You said it yourself, so it's here!