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Yoshimoto Intelligence Manager vs. Knowledge King Deciding Match!
Now, Knowledge King Deciding Match.
Yoshimoto's manager is fighting now.
Among them, which talent's manager is the smartest and has the best knowledge?
We will decide it now.
Now, let's welcome our participants!
First of all, Yamada-ki, Inui-pair!
Their goal is always to be cheerful and energetic.
Yamada-ki, Inui-pair, good luck!
Thank you!
Next, Hamada-kimoto-pair!
He is in charge of English speaking.
Hamada is the second player.
Yoshimoto is the first player.
Yamada-kimoto-pair, good luck!
Thank you!
And lastly, Matsumoto-kijiwara-pair!
How many times will Kijiwara-san's "sorry" come up today?
Matsumoto-kijiwara-pair, good luck!
Thank you!
(laughs)
It's like holding it upside down.
Yeah, it's like holding it upside down.
I was surprised because you suddenly started talking.
Here is the rule explanation!
The quiz is quick and only the manager has the right to answer!
If you answer the quiz well,
the team's talent can choose one punishment from the many punishment games,
and choose which of the team's talent couldn't be answered as the target!
Here is the punishment!
It hurts, it's hot, it's embarrassing - all 16 types!
The talent's luck depends on the manager's knowledge!
He's only an accelerator driver, but he's not human.
Are you okay?
No, you're probably okay.
You're wrong! You're wrong!
He only looks like it!
He's a pervert!
No, no, no!
What is it? Tell me if you want to do it.
No, no, I don't want to do it. I don't learn.
(laughs)
Anyway, he's the one who doesn't understand.
Have you ever talked about it?
No, I haven't.
I'm sorry, but you have a lot of character.
Are you really a manager?
I'm a manager.
You look like a shogi player.
(laughs)
I don't know his character or how good he is.
But I've heard you're pretty smart.
I went to college.
Oh, you did?
I'm also from the Faculty of Science.
Mr. Fujiwara is in the Faculty of Social Sciences.
And Mr. Inui is in the Faculty of Science.
Before entering college, Mr. Fujiwara was in first place in the Faculty of Mathematics.
Really?
Yes.
Why do you know so much?
(laughs)
What faculty are you in?
Faculty of Economics.
Faculty of Economics?
Even if you ask me that, I don't know.
But in general, which faculty do you like best?
In my opinion, Inui has the highest change in this faculty.
Oh!
And next?
And next is Mr. Kimoto.
(laughs)
You think Mr. Fujiwara is the worst?
I knew it!
(laughs)
Now, Mr. Fujiwara.
Yes.
Since you're here, please tell us how you feel.
Father, I won't let you in!
(laughs)
Let's go!
Here's the first quiz!
OK!
Here we go!
Using internal information that has a significant impact on stock prices such as stock market changes, what kind of trade is a stock market buy- buy trade?
I know!
Fast!
Yes, Mr. Inui!
Insider trade.
(laughs)
Correct!
Gross!
Inui-kun is correct!
You're awesome!
Wait a minute!
Gross!
Wait a minute!
I just found out!
(laughs)
Gross!
Inui-kun, you can't do it!
Insider trade!
Well, Mr. Yamazaki!
Yes!
Since you found out, Mr. Yamazaki!
Yes!
Well, Mr. Matsumoto or Mr. Hamada!
Either of you!
Yes!
What kind of punishment!
Oh!
Please show me!
Is it over if you do it once?
Yes!
Only once!
That's why I don't want to do it!
No, I don't want to do it!
I've done it before, but...
Yes!
Well, it's like the flow of the program!
(laughs)
Is it there now?
Is it me there now?
(laughs)
Yes!
Well, Mr. Yamazaki!
Yes!
For whom and what!
Mr. Hamada too!
(laughs)
I don't want to do this either.
The reaction is difficult.
Difficult!
The reaction is difficult.
The only way is to turn it over.
Why me!
It's amazing.
Wow!
This is bad!
It's dripping!
Wow!
Hot oden.
Let's eat it, Rob.
This is bad.
This is bad!
This has a killing ability!
Open your mouth.
I can't help it.
What! Wait!
Hey!
You can put it in!
Of course!
Open your mouth.
Are you serious!
Come over here!
Tadaka!
Yes.
Put it in the broth again.
Ouch!
Ah, it's hot!
Ah, scary!
Scary, scary, scary, scary!
Ah, scary!
Hamada-san!
Hamada-san, because of this...
Ah, it's hot!
Ah, tears are coming out.
I'll do it, I'll do it!
I'll definitely do it!
Let's move on to the next question!
What are human's three main nutrients?
Fat, protein...
What is the last one?
Ah, it's hot!
Inui-kun!
Carbohydrates.
Correct!
Time's up!
What's wrong with you guys?!
You guys are crazy!
What's wrong with you guys?!
Seriously, I'm counting on you!
Seriously!
Okay, next up is...
Matsumoto-san's thigh kick!
Matsumoto-san's thigh kick is decided!
He's running out!
This is scary!
Ouch! Ouch!
This is really painful!
This is definitely painful!
Okay, next up is...
This is...
Ouch!
He kicked like he was flying...
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
What's with you guys?!
You guys are so fast!
We're not prepared for this!
Thank you very much!
It hurts and when you look up you can see his thigh!
This is bad!
Let's move on to the next question!
Who's been singing "mago" for the first time in a while?
Oizumi Ichiro!
Fujiwara, go!
Why?! Why?! It's correct!
No, it's not! It's not!
Go, go, go!
Fujiwara-san! Go!
Oizumi Ichiro!
It's correct! Go Fujiwara!
It's not Ichiro, it's Ichiro Ichiro!
It's Ichiro!
It's Oizumi Ichiro!
Okay, Matsumoto-san!
Yes!
What did you do to whom?
Well...
When I saw the ceiling earlier...
It looked like there was a lot of toxic gas floating in the air!
Hamada-san!
This is really...
Definitely...
You'll be hanged.
Of course not.
Is this okay?
Let's do it!
Hamada-san, please!
The video! The video!
So this is what it is.
We're rejecting it!
It's okay, it's okay.
You're going to die!
It's okay, it's okay.
Production cost...
A low budget of 3 million yen...
Released in the U.S. last July...
And was a record-breaking hit!
What's the title of the movie?!
"Witch Project"!
Sengou!
Orokori!
Kimura!
Iwakari!
Kimura!
Now, Hamamatsu-san! Please choose!
Umm... I'll continue with Matsumoto!
And so, Matsumoto-san will continue!
This is bad! This is bad!
Matsumoto-san! This is bad!
This is bad!
Matsumoto-san! Matsumoto-san!
Hurry up!
Matsumoto-san!
Matsumoto-san! You have to go!
Come on!
Matsumoto-san!
Come on! Come on!
I'll do it!
Matsumoto-san!
Give it to me, Kimura! You know it!
What are you thinking about?!
Wait! Is this really bad?!
It's fine! It's fine!
It's fine!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'm sorry!
It's fine!
Is this really bad?!
It's fine!
Where are you going?!
I'll do it!
Hey!
Just say it like that!
I won't say anything!
Just say it like that!
Okay, please hold on tight!
Okay!
Ah!
Ah! He's holding it!
He's definitely holding it!
That's right! That's right!
And so, Matsumoto-san! Please do it!
Ouch!
Where are you going?!
He's not coming out! He's not coming out!
Ah, violence!
Violence is no good!
This guy is making me mad!
There's nothing we can do about it, right?
I'm, you know...
Graewich too!
Graewitch too!
You know what I mean?!
Graewitch will do it this time.
There are other ways, right?!
I'm sick of this already...
Next question!
Here we go! The question is...
The conflict between Ashikaga who was in control of the government and Muromachi who was about to withdraw is...
That's good!
Great!
Be careful!
King's Order
Correct!
Yay! Correct!
Great!
I know this one!
It's "King's Order"!
Matsumoto-san!
Alright!
Well...
Yes?
Will you...
Yes?
Stop rolling?
Are you going to roll again?!
King's Order
Don't roll too much!
It's fine!
Alright, I'm ready!
Yamada-san!
Please!
Is my face better?
No, no! Your face!
Ouch!
What's wrong?!
You're amazing!
You stood up properly like this!
King's Order
What was the first element used as a transistor reactor?
Whoa!
What was it?!
Germanium.
Correct!
Wow!
You're amazing!
Alright, Matsumoto-san!
Yes?
Please choose one!
Should I say "pie" first?
"Pie"?
Yes.
Who will you give "pie" to?
I'll give "pie" to Yamada-san!
Alright!
Yamada-san will choose "pie"!
Should I say "pie" first?
Yes!
Alright, Yamada-san!
Please choose one!
What do you mean "please"?
"Pie"!
Thank you very much!
Who's crying?
Yamada-san, what's wrong?
Yamada-san, what did you eat?
Yamada-san!
It's Yamada-san, isn't it?!
This is awful!
It's the first time I've seen Yamada-san like this!
Yamada-san, what's wrong with you?
Wow! What a shock!
In three consecutive passes...
All three of you hit it perfectly!
We hit it!
There's nothing to miss!
Belama Station is...
Oh!
...Fried Egg!
Then...
...Iritamago is...
Yes, Inouye-kun!
Scrambled Egg!
Correct!
Yes!
It's a scrambled egg!
His character changed!
If it wasn't for that character, it would have changed!
His character changed!
He's so excited!
The giant hedgehog is...
Masumoto-san!
OK!
So, Masumoto-san, you've been decided as the giant hedgehog!
It hurts so much!
Himoro!
Himoro-san, you're wrong!
It only hurts!
Tanaka-san, how strong will you do it?
OK!
That's about it, right?
It hurts so much!
That's about it, right?
Um...
Really...
Wait...
He's really hitting me with his fist...
It hurts so much!
He's laughing so hard!
OK, here we go!
Please face the center!
OK, Masumoto-san!
Please do it!
Here we go!
Go!
OK, thank you very much!
It's over!
By the way...
Why does it rain like this?
Why does it rain like this?!
This is...
This guy makes me angry!
This guy...
Since you said it hurts so much...
You're only trying to make it hurt you first!
That's...
That's the strategy, right?
It's already visible!
Inouye!
You should read the atmosphere too.
Inouye!
Inouye! Don't worry about it!
Don't think about it!
Don't worry about it!
Your life will end with just one telephone card.
That was...
That was pretty bad, but...
Don't worry about it!
It's OK!
Let's move on to the next question!
Here's the question!
Go!
In the words of American psychologist Erickson...
Self-identity...
Self...
Oh!
Fujiwara-san!
Identity.
Correct!
Amazing!
You're amazing, Fujiwara!
Self-existence...
You're amazing, Fujiwara!
What are the words that have self-identity?
Correct!
Identity!
OK, Matsumoto-san, please do it!
What's "old man cocktail"?
I don't know.
What's "old man cocktail"?
It's sake, isn't it?
Is that so?
Then...
What is it?
Old man cocktail...
Yes?
In Hamada...
Wait!
Old man cocktail!
Hey! Hey!
Hamada-san!
It's decided!
What's "old man cocktail"?
OK, I'll make it for you.
OK!
This is definitely real, but this is fake.
No, I understand.
What is it?
OK, I'll make it for you.
That's how it is!
This is no good! This is no good!
Uh, what? You put a lever in it?
That's how it is.
Huh? I'm supposed to drink it?
This isn't something a person with decent education would drink.
Well, then...
Please.
Old man, I'll make it for you.
I don't like this!
Shake plenty of it!
I wonder what color it will be.
Can you drink it?
The foam is floating.
Why don't you talk?
I can't talk now.
Then, let's do it at once.
Then, Mr. Hammer...
Mr. Hammer, please do it at once!
Wait a minute!
Did you put it on until now?
Yes, I did.
Did you put it on since this morning?
Yes, I did.
Then why did you take it off?
You...
That's old-fashioned.
Thank you very much.
Then, Mr. Hammer...
Mr. Hammer, please do it at once!
This is really humiliating.
Well, it's not like there's alcohol in it, right?
Yes!
Then, Mr. Hammer, please do it at once!
At once!
At least it's not like there's alcohol in it, right?
Yes!
At once!
Yes!
What?
Where did you put it?
In my cloak...
Just where the green laver is floating in the air...
At last you ate it.
I'm sorry.
It's hard to guard and kick at the same time.
It's hard.
On the contrary, it's hard.
Thank you very much!
Hamada-san, you look very depressed. Are you crying?
Hamada-san, what's wrong?
Are you crying?
You were so excited just now.
You were so excited just now, weren't you?
You were so excited you didn't think we were the same people.
Was it humiliating?
It's frustrating.
As you can see, Matsumoto's team is in 4th place with Fujiwara's decision.
What's wrong, Hamada-team?
Let's move on to the next question.
Let's do it.
A popular group you didn't know about, SMAP.
Yes.
This name is made up of four "a" words.
What are those four "a" words?
Think about it.
I don't think it's low.
You look surprised.
Oh!
That's good!
Hamada-san, let's do it.
The first one.
Smart.
That's lame!
Yes!
The first one.
Sports.
Yes.
The second one.
Magic.
I don't think it's low.
Something.
Don't say anything!
Everyone got this question right, so there's no punishment.
Let's move on to the next question!
Wait a minute!
Even if no one got it right, you're moving on?
Yes, we are.
Oh, really?
That makes me feel bad.
No!
Seriously!
No! I want it!
Move on to the next question!
Sometimes I want to take a taxi ride all the way to the end.
But, you know...
It's true that the host gets dirty, but...
I don't think you'll get a thigh kick.
No!
I don't think you'll get a thigh kick.
Seriously!
I'm sure you won't.
It's decided, right?
Let's move on to the next question!
I don't care about the signal.
Just say it.
I'm scared.
Who wants to go first?
Let's go in order!
Ouch!
Why do you always get it wrong?
Let's move on to the next question!
Here's the question!
Go for it!
"Kusakammuri" and "kusa" are both short.
Then, what do you call your mother in "kusakammuri"?
"Kusakammuri"!
Yes!
Strawberry!
Correct!
That was easy!
Good job!
Here's the next question!
Sahama-san!
"Karasuju" and "matsumoto" are both short!
Wow, it's huge!
In one bite!
It's heavier than a regular "shukurimu".
Surround it!
In one bite!
Do it like this!
It's nothing like a regular "omizuto".
I'm sorry.
You're so down-to-earth!
In one bite!
It's so heavy!
The service is so good!
I'm speechless!
It's like...
What is it?
It's like popcorn!
Wow!
That's too much!
Okay, then...
Cut!
Mademoiselle! Please!
Ouch!
Hey! What are you doing?!
This is scary!
Ouch!
Shut up!
My mouth... My mouth hurts!
Ouch!
Shut up!
Good luck, Mr. Kugiyama!
Who are you talking to?!
If you don't work hard...
Ouch!
Shut up!
You're a great manager!
You're a great management!
Here's the question!
What is the abbreviation for music that means "extremely strong"?
Yes!
Elegant!
Crescendo!
Incorrect!
Elegant!
Confident!
Yes!
Fortissimo!
Incorrect!
Good one, Fujiwara!
OK! Good one, Fujiwara!
Well, then...
He's cautious.
Is there anyone who's in love?
What do you mean?
Let's go with "Devil's Kiss"!
OK!
Who will it be?
Well, then...
Hamata-san.
Yes!
Hamata will go with "Devil's Kiss"!
OK! Let's go!
Hamata!
Nice to meet you!
Who is it? Come out!
No, it's my chance to come out.
I can't say it, but...
OK, Hamata!
I can't say it, but...
Nice to meet you!
Hey, you!
Come on!
Hey, you!
What are you doing?
I...
Kiss presenter!
No, no, no!
You don't have to do that in Thailand!
What are you doing?
Wait a minute!
You...
OK! Thank you very much!
Let me go!
It stinks!
It stinks in here!
Kiss presenter...
Akimaru...
What are you doing?
Are you drunk?
It's all old-fashioned versions!
What do you call environmentally friendly product certification marks?
ECO!
ECO marks!
Correct!
Wonderful!
Let's start from the last one!
Let's start with something easy.
What's easy?
No, it's not imitation or anything like that.
I don't like it when it's cold.
It's so cold!
It's an imitation of Ohashi Kyosen by Yamasaki!
Yamasaki!
Let's see it!
Yes!
It's Ohashi Kyosen 3!
Go ahead!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Again!
One more!
Thank you very much!
Next one!
What do you call Kumamoto Minyo by Otemoya?
Yes!
What do you call Katsuragi Yuki by Bohemia?
Yes!
What about Chuka Families?
Go ahead!
It's Madam.
What!? Chinese!? Even though you say "family"!
This is the worst!
It's a natural!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
We don't have much time!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
It can't be helped.
The correct answer is "bamiyan".
Is that so?
"Madamyan"!?
(laughs)
This guy is the worst!
Then, here's the question!
Get some counselling, you!
(laughs)
Here's the question!
The international league...
Hey! What are you doing?!
Wait! You! What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
(laughs)
That kind of question...
Hey, Tanaka! Let's have a big-legged challenge!
(laughs)
This might be it! This might be it!
(music)
Then, let's introduce him!
This is the big-legged challenger! Please come in!
(laughs)
I'm the big-legged challenger...
Jake!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Last one! Last one!
Please answer me! I'm begging you!
If you two don't answer me, I'm going down!
Here's the question!
Who is the last author of the mural of the Italian city Milan's Santa Maria delle Brante Church?
Okay!
Leonardo da Vinci!
Correct!
(cheers)
That's great!
Leonardo da Vinci is...
Then...
Sigekishu?
Now, Sigekishu...
Which of you two?
Alright!
Matsumoto-san, Sigekishu is decided!
Ew! Ew! Ew!
What's this?!
Put your mouth and nose in it and blow it, please.
No, we shouldn't do it like this!
The future will change like this!
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Ew! What's this?!
Matsumoto-san, please!
What is that?
It stinks!
It's on my hand!
You smell it first!
While singing about the history of science,
the manager's team, which doesn't care much about it,
is asked for a change of answer.
This time, the talent's team will challenge the quiz!
OK, let's go!
Manager-san and Tane-san have changed their answers.
There are only two left!
Good luck!
OK!
Here's the question!
In "Pocket Monster", which was released last summer,
what is the name of the character Hamna-san played as?
OK, Hamna-san!
Yadoking.
Correct!
It's a free service question, right?
OK, then...
What's up?
I'll decide.
Face... vacuum...
Yes!
Fujiwara-san...
Face... vacuum...
You can't run away!
OK!
Fujiwara-san, please!
Don't let go of my hand!
Too fast!
Don't let go of my hand!
Fujiwara-san, you can't do this!
What's with the "no thank you" in the first game?
Here I go!
Go for it!
Please!
I told you, you can't do it with red arms!
No, you missed it!
What's so funny about it?
What?
I can't breathe...
What?
I can't breathe...
Hold him down!
Should we hold him down?
Hold him down!
Fujiwara-san, please!
Don't do it!
Too fast!
Here's the last question!
The person who answers this question correctly gets...
Three points!
The other way around!
Here's the question!
If "ck" is Calvin Klein...
If "lv" is Louis Vuitton...
Then "jpg" is what?
It's very famous!
Yes, it is!
Jean-Paul Gaultier!
Correct!
I see!
Now, Fujiwara-san!
There's only one question left!
Yes!
Who do you want "bilibili" to do it for?
Then...
Inui...
Inui-manager, please do "bilibili" for us!
Inui-manager, please do it for us!
What's wrong?!
It's a gorilla!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
It's heavy! It's heavy!
It's scary! It's scary!
It's a gorilla! It's a gorilla!
And now, the final result...
The winner is Matsumoto-kun!
Congratulations!
What a wonderful present!
The winner, Matsumoto Fujiwara Pair, will receive a chance to travel from Gankokara to Guam, a summer island, for a three-day four-day trip!
Congratulations!
Don't you have something to say?
Oh, what is it?
What is it?
Don't you have something to say?
If you say that and say you won't let me go on this trip, I don't like it.
Well, Fujiwara-san...
I love you.
Are you really getting married?!
I love you!
You're amazing! This is a bomb!
Fujiwara-manager, congratulations on your marriage!
Congratulations!
So, Motoken too...
I'll do it!
I'll join Dengeki!
I'll do it!
I just joined Dengeki!
Matsumoto-chan is so cute!
Why, Matsumoto-chan?
Matsumoto-chan, my baby!
My... baby...
Matsumoto-chan...
My... baby...
Fluffy...
Well, anyway... It's been a while since we've had a talk like this.
That's right.
Well, I've been watching you for a while now, but...
Um... why do you have to do things like that?
My anger has become weak and it's coming out!
I still want to hold down...
...that rotten...
...tain in my mouth!
If you don't do that, I'll get really mad and...
Ah...
If you say that...
...my blue clothes will be ruined!
I didn't watch all of you, but...
Um...
"Chinese Family Restaurant"...
Not yet.
Oh, not yet!
Not yet.
Um, stupid...
I'm already done with you, so it's fine.
Scary...
"Chinese Family Restaurant"...
What is it...
...called...
...what is it?
Th-thighs...
Thighs...
Right?
Bang!
And...
"Madam Yang"!
I can't think of anything!
Um, while I was at work...
Um, recently...
I went to Las Vegas!
I went with Fujiwara...
And, um...
This is something I'm grateful for!
I'm grateful for it, but...
At the hotel...
When my pillow changed...
"I can't sleep"...
I've said it before, but...
Until I got to Las Vegas...
He brought me a pillow from the soba restaurant!
He put it in my bag!
As a manager...
He said it was excellent!
And, well, well...
That's fine!
I'll sleep in my room!
That's fine!
On the day I had to go home...
Um...
About an hour earlier...
I went out...
At the casino downstairs...
Let me do it for you!
I said that...
Come to my room!
And, well, I came...
Thank you for the pillow, Fujiwara!
I handed it over...
I put it in my bag...
At the casino downstairs of the hotel...
A pillow from the soba restaurant!
You're a useless person!
It's embarrassing, so end it!
Even so, you have a sleepy face!
Well, well, with that, we had a lot of hard times.
Yes, yes.
Like hot oden.
Yes, yes.
Well, we had a lot of hard times, but you still have a lot of hard times, don't you?
Huh? What do you mean?
The punishment game...
...is still...
...reserved for you.
But if we don't do it now, it's getting late.
Yes, yes.
I'd like to start right away.
It's finally decided.
Huh? It's decided?
It's decided!
Can we announce the punishment game?
So it's decided.
Why are you so kind?
You're really soft.
In the past you played tag once, right?
Tag?
You know, when a full synchronized person suddenly jumps out of a box...
...and if you get caught you get beaten up.
We used to do that, right?
We did that for 24 hours.
You know...
What are you thinking about?
It's been 24 hours!
So we'll give you a private room.
A private room?
That's terrible.
I'm getting a nosebleed.
Of course, the punishment is more severe than that.
They cut you in the anus and you ended up like this.
Mother!
They cut you in the anus and you ended up like this.
That's difficult!
This is amazing.
If you poop, it goes up.
It's like a disc system.
It's not like that.
I don't go up that high.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
There's four of you, right?
Are they here?
C-c-come here for a second.
Did you hear that?
I heard it.
How was it?
24 hours is too long.
Right?
It's a free talk, so you can just talk normally.
Don't wear pajamas when you're on stage.
That was amazing!
You did it!
Because I didn't know you were on stage!
I don't wear pajamas when I'm at work!
What is that?!
You did it before!
You're so rude!
In that sense, you'll do the punishment game.
24 hours.
I don't know if you think you're in a position to do it.
You can do it every month.
I want you to do it.
That's weird!
You do it every month, but you don't do it every month!
Do it.
Abura-san...
You look pitiful right now!
Don't look at me like that!
If you don't do it, you'll look pitiful!
You're being pushed from behind.
I'm not being pushed!
You're being pushed!
You're not being pushed!
I refused!
Really?!
Yeah!
If you say it like that, why did you refuse?
It's because you can't do it!
Do it now!
That's not how you do it.
What is it like?
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Look! Look! Look!
What's wrong with you?
Your way of punching hurts!
It's a little different from Hamada!
It's like you have strength in your shoulders!
Because I'm not used to it.
That's right.
I'm not used to it at all.
So, it's decided.
What you're worried about now is whether you'll do it for 24 hours or 52 hours.
No, 52 hours!
52 hours is 48 hours!
No, it's unexpected.
A little more than two days?
I don't think so.
Even if you do that, nothing will come out!
Nothing will come out!
Because you have a day off.
You don't have any harvest!
If you dig a volcano in a place like this, it will come out!
Ah, is that so?
It will be concrete and rock!
And you will break a water pipe and bring water out.
I get it now. You don't have any harvest.
It can't be helped.
That aside, I'm going to take a nap now.
What are you doing?
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't do the punishment game yet!
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't do the punishment game yet!
What do you want me to do?
Um, really...
Do your best!
No, no, no!
I'll do my best!
I have a question for Matsumatsu-san, who is kind- hearted and can't leave abandoned dogs and abandoned cats alone.
Yes, this is serious.
I heard you picked up a abandoned gorilla the other day.
If you know of any strange changes you've made to your gorilla, please let me know.
No, first of all...
You said you picked up a gorilla...
There's a slight mistake in saying "picked up".
Oh, oh, oh...
What do you mean?
It's faster to say "kept".
Eh? How big is the gorilla?
How big is the gorilla?
Size.
Ah, size!
Even if you say "size", how big of a size would you say it is?
Hey, it's not like "this big" or "this big" or "this big" or...
It's about the size of Mr. Shuei's dad.
Hey, call him over!
You know what you're talking about! You know what you're talking about!
I'm not saying it's Mr. Shuei's dad! It's about the size of Mr. Shuei's dad that everyone draws!
It's about the size of everyone's dad.
It's about this big?
Well, it's human-sized.
It's huge!
Eh? It's a gorilla, right?
It's a gorilla.
Yeah.
Who kept it?
It's Mr. Shuei's dad's dad gorilla.
I think it's his dad!
I can't say for sure, but...
I was asked to keep it for someone bigger than him, so...
I think it's his dad.
If you had a weird gorilla habit, please tell us.
First of all...
Um...
I cut my kotatsu right away.
That's funny.
It's kind of cold, Mutaro.
You again!
I'm sure you've heard the sound of the refrigerator opening.
Of course I've heard it.
These two things don't change.
You'll remember where you're going to poop later...
...and you won't mount as much.
Mounting?
It's not mounting, is it?
Is it?
It's called mounting!
Oh, is it?
It's called mounting.
But it's funny.
It's different from dogs and stuff like that.
But it doesn't really change from humans.
It's like when you poop in the bathroom.
Oh, poop?
Poop doesn't flow.
It's really...
It really doesn't close.
It doesn't...
It doesn't flow?
It can't be!
It's amazing!
And it closed!
And when you open it, it's closed!
That's about it.
Even the glass looks good.
What are you talking about?
I'm telling you, it's new!
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who is composing with his lips and not using a computer at all against Komuro Tetsuya.
I heard that he is composing "Itoko" against his grandchild, who is in the middle of a big hit.
I want to know this today, as soon as possible!
It seems like his grandchild is selling well.
It seems like it.
There is a rumor that it's sold one million copies.
Has it sold already?
I think it sold one million copies.
That's amazing!
And you are making "Itoko" against it.
Well, that's fine.
What do you mean, it's fine?
I want you to listen to "Itoko".
It's fine.
What do you mean, it's fine?
I want you to listen to it.
No, no, no thank you.
"Itoko" will sell.
"Itoko" is a rap song, you know.
I don't mind it at all.
Then "Itoko".
"Itoko".
May I?
Yes, yes.
What you said just now was "Itoko".
"Itoko", Matsumoto Kaina.
I want you to say "Matsumoto Itoko".
I'm sorry.
My "Itoko" is...
"Itoko"!?
But I don't want to sing it like this.
Hey, hey you!
Do you know my "Itoko"?
My "Itoko" is usually friends.
Bad guys are usually friends.
My "Itoko" is usually the same.
Let's laugh it off and overcome this unfairness!