AISubs v3.5
- Tamado-san! - Yes, yes!
- You're at the amusement park again. - Yeah, you're here!
- I've heard you for a long time, but as a guest... - Yeah, well...
- I was running away because I didn't know what to do in the middle of it... - Yeah, yeah...
- But it seems like you've finally made up your mind... - I can't run away.
- Well, it's been a year and a half. - It's been a year and a half?!
- Yeah! - Well, Yamanaki-san, you're a little different than usual today.
- Really?! - Yes!
- At school, you don't say funny things like you always do... - Yeah...
- But you don't talk much. - You're red!
- You don't say funny things like you always do! - I want to end it like this.
- I've told you my true feelings earlier, but... - Yeah...
- I'm scared of Moriman. - That's the worst!
- If you don't win, it won't end! - Yeah, yeah...
- Please win, Yamanaki-san! - Yeah, yeah...
- Let's have him enter the game! - Yes!
- Yamasaki Hosei-san! - Let's go!
- Alright! - Let's go!
- He's here! - I'm here!
- With a trainer. - Yeah, with a trainer.
- Like I said earlier... - Yeah...
- If you don't win, it won't end! - Yeah, I really want to end it like this.
- Which means... - Yeah...
- I'll win! - I'll win!
- That's an important word. - I'll win!
- Can you laugh for a second? - Can you laugh for a second?
- Stop laughing! - Like I said earlier...
- I'm scared of Moriman! - Aya-chan is cute, right?
- Aya-chan is cute, right?
- This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
- Moriman's Waiting Room! - Yes!
- We're connected to the broadcast right now. - We're connected.
- Kogori is speaking right now! - Yes!
- Hey, Kogori! - Yes!
- So, we're now in the Champion's Waiting Room. - Yes!
- We're in front of the Waiting Room. - Yes!
- It's like... - Your voice is connected!
- I'd like to go inside and see! - Okay!
- Let's go!
The champion seems to be affected somehow...
- Osama, what will you do? riches or coins, kiss the king! - Who is this?!
Is she playing a game with the king?
She is playing the game with a minister...
- This is a game that kings play! - She is playing it...!
A sweet-and-sour fish boy kissed a sweet-and-sour fish boy's cap right here!
- This is something nice... - A leisure game!
- A leisure game you play on your trumpet! - It makes you relaxed, right?
Yamazaki-san.
Kashi, Taneumaman has become beautiful again.
I'm not ugly!
Thank you for your patience.
Yamazaki vs. Moriman.
This is the first revenge match of the century.
First of all, the commissioner of this tournament,
Downtown!
I'm sorry.
Yes, yes!
Today, for 1,500 yen...
This is perfect!
Today...
Yes.
Yamagishi-san, I really want to do it last!
Well...
I'm saying it!
That's your own hope!
It's my own hope!
And, well...
Producer Suga-san said...
Yes...
That he wants to do three shots!
Well...
You have to earn that amount of money!
That's why you can't do it.
Today will be a long day!
Everyone...
Please pay attention to this!
It's champion Moriman's entrance!
He will be surprised by this!
Yes!
He will be surprised by this!
He will be surprised!
And now...
We have an exclusive coverage...
From the Central African Television...
I would like you to stop now.
What kind of instruction is that?!
Harukatsu-san, don't laugh!
You only have instructions!
Next up is the challenger, Yamazaki Kosei!
[The challenger is Yamazaki Kosei!]
His mask is big!
(laughter and applause)
What's wrong with you?
I've been doing omajire for a long time!
You've been doing omajire for a long time?
That's right!
No, not yet, not yet.
"That's right" doesn't make any sense.
No, I'm not going to talk about it.
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
Since ancient times,
women have...
Huh?
Since ancient times, men have protected women's homes
and protected them many times!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Today, I'm going to sink you in this mat
and show you...
your defeated dog!
(laughter and applause)
Why are you speaking in honorifics at the end?
You know what?
(applause and cheers)
Can I turn it off?
It's okay.
It's like a different show.
That's all!
Is that it?
You don't have to give me the mic!
And now,
our challenger, Yamazaki Kousei's friend
will present you with a bouquet of flowers.
Who is it?
Our challenger this time is
Yamazaki Kousei's ex-manager,
Kifumi Yasumasa.
(applause and cheers)
You're tall!
Next, in the name of everyone's happiness, Kokoriko Endo Shouzou will perform Endo Ritual.
Please pay attention to the rules and customs.
And now, Endo Ritual!
(cheering)
We pray for world peace.
So let's do our best!
(cheering)
Once again, we will introduce the contestants.
Arabola 210 pounds!
Beauty Princess, born of the snow country of Tsubushi in Hokkaido,
Morima!
(cheering)
I am 130 pounds, eternal babyface, Nishinomiya- born laughter bug, Yamazaki Kosei! (cheering)
Shall we start the match?
Shall we?
Yes.
This match is...
Yes!
Here it is!
(cheering)
Okay, Mazuo-san.
Yes!
That's all we have.
Now, what should we do?
Let's decide on the second one first.
The first one is...what should we do?
We can't go any further.
What? Golf Club Match...
What? Are you serious?
I'm thinking of doing it.
Are you serious?
Yes.
I understand. Then, first round...
Yes.
Golf Club Match Match!
(cheering)
Okay, first of all...
Yes!
This is a match we've never played before.
That's right.
We have no idea what will happen.
Yes.
Let's do it for now.
Okay, let's do it!
Golf Club Match Match!
Ready!
(cheering)
Yes!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
It's hurts! It's hurts!
Sorry!
You're badass!
No...Tanaka! Yamazaki! Get him back!
I'm sorry!
I see...
So that's how you lost!
Huh? Yamazaki-san?
Yamazaki-san!
How did you do?
I lost.
Yamazaki-san! You just lost for now!
I didn't lose.
Huh? I didn't lose!
I'm scared too!
You're cute, Aya-chan!
Good job, genius comedian!
You're cute, Aya-chan!
You said you wouldn't do it, so why are you scared?
Man, you're so heavy...
Look! Can we call it a day?
Sure!
Um...I think you're pretty good at striking...
Next up is...
"Toubanjan Painting Battle"!
Got it!
The second round is "Toubanjan Painting Battle"!
Wow!
That's a lot of paint!
Are you okay?
It all depends on where you're painted, right?
Yeah...well, as long as you win.
Let's go!
Second round!
Ready!
Watch out!
Go!
Get him!
Nice!
Yama-chan, you're funny!
Who's there?! Who's there?!
Resuscitate! Resuscitate!
Who's there?! Who's there?!
Are you breathing?!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It's okay! It's okay!
Water! Water!
I'll pour it! I'll pour it!
This is amazing!
He's born! He's born!
He's born! He's born now!
He's born now!
It was a tough second round for me!
This time, your hands...
That's right! That's right!
Physically, you're still...
Clean that up! Next, your back!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Drop it! Drop it!
It's like this! It's like this!
First, let's get rid of this lump of wood!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Wow!
It's not slippery!
Now, let's choose our next opponent!
How's it going, Yama-chan?!
Does it still hurt?!
Get up! Get up!
I am...
O-over there!
This way! This way!
This way is different!
Ah! Ah! Here! Here!
Over there! Over there!
Hey!
Where's the exit?!
Exit?!
I can't tell you where the exit is yet!
What are you saying?!
My body...
It's shaking! Shaking!
My body is shaking!
I can't do it!
Of course you can't!
Ah! Right now, Yamasaki-san's father is on the phone!
Ah! He's back!
What happened?!
Father!
Kousei!
How's the match?
I'm doing my best!
Anyway, in today's match...
I'll do my best!
Of course you will!
That's the only thing you can say!
If you lose, I'll leave!
I see!
You can't let this happen!
That's right!
Yamasaki-san, do your best!
Where are you going?
I'm going home!
What's up?
Hurry up and clean up!
While you're at it, clean up here!
I'm only going to wash my eyes!
Old man!
Are you okay?
Finally!
I'm sorry, everyone out there.
We'll go non-stop from now on!
Let's go!
Hosei Yamazaki's entrance!
Yamazaki's entrance!
Yamaji-san, we only have about five minutes left for the show.
I'm sorry, we only have one hour...
Do your best.
We do have half an hour.
What should we do next?
I've thought about it, but...
I'd like to show you this.
Champagne butt-catching competition!
This is a competition.
It's a form of competition.
I see, I see.
When it comes to champagne butt-catching, Yamaji- san, you always end up losing.
That's right.
I feel like you might be able to do it.
Let's go!
Ready!
Wait! Wait!
- From Moriman first! - Hey!
Wait, I'm already gone!
Surrender!
Leave me alone!
I'm not doing anything right now!
Change! Change! Surrender! Surrender!
What do you mean surrender?!
No, but Moriman will attack first!
Then let me go first!
Huh?!
Let me go first!
I'm gonna do it!
What rights do you have?
I'm gonna go first!
I've had enough! I won't do it! I won't do it! I won't do it!
I'll do it! I'll please do it!
What's he so angry about?!
Saki-san, you do it.
I won't do it!
Saki-san, you do it.
Alright, go!
Cross!
I'm so happy.
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
It's a catch, you know!
Cool!
Hey!
What's up with you?
Why do I have to play?
What's up with you, bestie?
It's expensive! You have to play!
Go!
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
This is amazing!
That's good!
Yes, change!
Endo, make him fight properly.
Yes.
Why don't you spread your legs?
I...
Spread them!
You're going to make me spread my legs!
No!
Properly like this!
Do it!
Doesn't this one hurt more?
It's painful! It's painful!
Spread your legs!
Let me spread my legs!
That's enough! That's enough!
You did it!
Who is it?
Are you going to stand up?
You did it!
You can do it!
Yama-chan, are you going to stand up?
You can do it!
Are you going to stand up?
You can do it!
It looks like he's going to stop!
Can you stand up?
Yama-chan!
Are you stuck?
I think he's determined to do this again.
Yama-chan!
Ah, amazing!
You're good, champion!
Wow, your attitude is amazing!
You...
Kato Taka, shut up!
Kato Taka, don't take my job!
- My arm hurts! - What's wrong?
- It's working! - Mori, what's wrong?
My arm hurts!
Mori, if you're in danger, you can aim at Yama- chan.
Open your legs!
Lift up your legs!
- It hurts! - Doctor!
- Doctor!
Is it impossible?
- Can't you stand up? - Is it too difficult for you?
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
You're taller than me!
The next match is...
"Don't wear clothes anymore" match!
Let's go!
- Did you... - Well...
- Did you bring clothes from home? - Yes, I brought clothes from home.
- I see. - You often watch that show, don't you?
- Yes, I do.
- OK, let's go! - OK.
- Ready... - Go!
- I'm wearing long sleeves, so be careful! - You don't like it anymore, do you?
- I'm wearing long sleeves! - Why are you taking it off?
It doesn't have much to do with you.
What is this?
- I'm wearing long sleeves, so be careful! - No, no...
What is this?
- I'm wearing long sleeves! - Your neck is tied up.
- Move it! Move it! - You're fast! - Move it! Move it!
- I'm wearing long sleeves! - Your neck is tied up.
- Move it! - What is this?
- I'm wearing long sleeves! - No, no...
You can't wear it anymore, can you?
- OK! - Move it! Move it!
- OK! - Move it!
How does this look, brother?
- Brother is tying up his neck... - Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh...
What did you just do?
- Your neck is tied up. - I'm wearing long sleeves, so be careful!
- Thank you! Thank you! - You're welcome.
You're welcome.
No, no...
You can't wear it anymore, can you?
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Well, it was a warm battle.
- This is... - Let's get back to it and move on.
- Let's move on. - Yes, let's go!
- A battle of what will come out! - OK!
- In this battle... - Yes!
- There's a mysterious box. - Yes!
- We don't know what's inside of it. - Is it something like a weapon?
- That's right! - So...
- We'll draw in an opponent... - Yes!
- And attack with what's inside of the box! - We'll attack!
- Ah, I see! - The "hmm" part...
- Ah, this is interesting! - I think it's pretty big!
- I see! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Please choose a picture!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Choose a box, box!
- Wow, it's like... - It's like a house of pride!
- Seriously! - This is serious!
- Wow!
- It's like MMA! - Wow!
- I can't use the box at all! - No A-item! No A-item!
- Wow!
- A-item! A-item! - A-item!
- A-item!
- Oh my! - A-item!
- I need an item! - A-item!
- Yay! - A-item!
- Please pick up an item! - A-item!
- There's an item! What's the item? There's an item!
- Let me have it! - Hey, just talk!
- Can't you just talk?!
- Hey, talk! - Give me the item!
- What... why are you holding it?! Can't you talk?!
- Isn't it painful and all? - No, no!
- Let me do it one more time! - Can you pick it up with a string?
Morioh, go! Go!
Morioh, you can do it!
You can't guard your head.
Morioh, you can do it!
You can do it!
Item! Item! Item! Item!
No way!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
It's not like that!
Why are you doing that?
It's not like that! It's not like that!
You've been tricked!
What? What? What's that? What's that?
Oh, honey!
Why are you doing that?
It's dangerous!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
The god of laughter has descended!
Wonderful!
Hey!
It's wonderful!
Be quiet, you!
Mr. Yamai!
Kousei!
Dad!
Dad first!
Dad!
Kousei!
Are you okay?
Kousei, are you calling for me?
It's dangerous!
Are you okay?
I'll do my best!
Dad, please cheer for me!
Kousei!
What?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I'll do my best!
I hope we can win!
Dad, you're an idiot, too!
Let's move on to the next match!
Yes!
Match against Mom!
Please stand up.
Red like a girl.
Blue like a boy.
Yes!
That's what we're doing.
Let's go!
Ready!
I'll do my best!
Let's go!
Slowly!
Face forward!
Good!
Huh?
You guys are having fun!
Good!
What's wrong?
Huh?!
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
He's gone somewhere.
Watch out! Watch out!
What's that?!
It's just...
W-what?!
It's just...
A sight before the station.
What does Yama-chan want to do?
You should've hit me first!
What's wrong?
I'm really hungry.
Huh?! Huh?!
What?!
What's wrong?!
What?!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What is it?!
What's wrong?! What's wrong?! Stop it!
What's wrong?!
What is it?!
What's wrong with you?!
What's wrong?!
My back...
Huh?!
Don't lie to me!
It's frustrating!
He's trying to end it!
It's frustrating!
What do you think of this, Yama-san?
This is bad!
Look at Oriman's face.
He's in front of a real estate agency looking for a good property.
Let's make Yamada-kyo laugh for once.
No, you can't stand up. You have to hang yourself.
What? Wait a minute!
You too!
You should have told me before you left!
You're lying! You're lying!
I'm not lying!
Don't lie!
You're lying!
So...
Let's fight in my field this time!
No, no, no!
You can do it this time!
What kind of field is it?
It's not like that!
He's coming!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
What's going on?
Yamazaki suddenly disappeared due to an unexpected event.
The tournament commissioner, Downtown, is given an explanation from him.
When did you suddenly get out of the car and couldn't walk?
Will Yamazaki return to the ring?
The audience fills the venue with anxiety.
And...
(audience cheers)
Um...um...
Yes?
You're serious, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Well...
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry for coming from a poor background.
You came from a good background.
Yes.
I'm sorry about that.
Well...
Suga-chan!
Um...
I'm sorry.
It can't be helped, can it?
You're really pissed off, aren't you?
Well, I'm sorry about that.
You're spending a lot of money, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are.
What should we do from now on?
Yes, you're right.
Last year, we had a lot of problems.
Yes.
Um...
Children are born in April.
Yes.
So, they're born right after they're born.
Oh, I see!
Yes.
Um...
Well...
Everyone...
You can't do it, can you?
No matter how you look at it.
Well...
I didn't think you'd cry like that.
It hurts!
Good-bye!
Yes, yes, yes...
Yes, yes...
Today, too!
Yes!
Well...
Um...
Originally...
Originally, yes! That's what I wanted to say!
We weren't supposed to talk about it here.
To be honest, we were supposed to be off today.
Yes, yes.
Last week's Wednesday.
Last week's Wednesday, right?
Yamaguchi-san's... well, I'll put it simply. Sickness.
Yes.
In the middle of it all, the Moriman showdown ended.
My back hurts.
Your back is dislocated.
It's dislocated!
We were supposed to be off today.
And... if we weren't off today... if we weren't off... well...
Yes, yes... we could have stayed.
We could have stayed.
But... for this, you came all the way back here...
Even today, when I look at you, I'm starting to get angry!
I'm totally fine right now!
What are you saying?!
When I passed by here last night and went to the bathroom...
You're totally fine, aren't you?!
Yamaguchi-san!
Yes!
You're totally fine, aren't you?!
Remember this!
You're definitely lying!
After I went to the hospital...
Yes?
Is this an operation?
You said that, didn't you?
No, no... it's a brain operation.
Yamaguchi-san!
Wait a minute...
Please stop it! Don't you all think it's a shame?
I don't think it's a shame! I don't think it's a lie!
That's right!
That's why it still hurts. It hurts a lot, but I don't think we should attract customers.
Yeah.
That's why I'm standing here with all my heart.
I'm serious!
You're lying!
I'm serious!
Wait a minute!
If you push me, I'll go like "ahhh!"
You'll definitely go like "ahhh!"
I won't! I won't!
You're lying!
I even attracted more people than you and went home!
What are you talking about?
You don't like it anymore, do you?
You don't like doing it anymore, do you?
If you say yes now, all of my personality will be denied.
No, no, no.
I'm serious!
I wanted to do it!
Please let me do it!
Say it!
I didn't say it, but I wanted you all to do it!
You're lying! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
Why do you keep laughing?
That's weird!
Why do you keep laughing?
But...
At this rate...
I can't let you do it!
You're doing it?
I'm doing it!
If you say it from your own mouth, I feel bad for you.
Are you doing it?
I'm doing it! Thank you for coming.
Next year...
Which year?
Moriman might be going to get married.
I hope he does.
I was really angry at the Shinkansen yesterday.
The first Shinkansen you came back from, right?
I went one step ahead of you.
You didn't go forward at all! You were already drunk.
You know, you can't use your phone on the Shinkansen, right?
That's right.
And you can't go out of the deck, but you can go out of the automatic door, right?
You can go out of the deck and say "Hello? Hello?" at the automatic door.
Your voice is really loud.
Even though I was drunk, my voice was really loud and everyone was talking.
Everyone was talking and it sounded like a circle.
And the conversation was like... "Are you for real?"
Are you really in love?
"You just want to act, don't you?" It was a conversation like that.
Oh, I see.
"Hello?" I said.
I just bought some land.
You scared me!
I just bought some land!
That's right! I just signed a contract!
I don't know if you're right or not.
No, no, no!
You're a man! You're an idiot!
You left the door open!
I'm right! I bought it! I bought it!
It sounded like that.
It sounded like that in the past.
You can only see it now.
It sounded like that in the past.
You can only see it now.
What? Chanel? I don't want Chanel!
Wait, you just said "better"!
No, no, no!
Um... I don't know if I should say this in the beginning, but everyone heard me.
"What's with this old woman? She's so annoying! Is she for real?" I thought.
But you looked like you had money in you, didn't you?
I looked like I had a lot of money in me!
"Who's that?" I thought, that old woman.
And when I got off, that old woman was standing right next to the deck.
I wanted to look at her, so I looked at her!
And...
That's what I did.
I see...
She must have a lot of money in her.
She must have a lot of money in her!
I see...
I don't know about the brand, but she must have a lot of money in her!
She must have a lot of money in her that's probably not sold in Japan yet.
And when I got off, that old woman was standing right next to the deck.
I thought...
I don't know about the brand, but she must have a lot of money in her!
No, that doesn't matter.
Matsumoto-san, you have a beautiful heart like a goldfish.
I guess you could say that.
If you do this, you'll be fired from being a comedian 100%.
I'd like to ask you the same thing.
What should I do?
Well...
I mean...
No matter what you do, you'll be fired from being a comedian.
I see...
That's what happened in the past.
But!
Yes?
There must be a few things you can't do.
Yes, yes.
There must be a few things you can't do.
Please tell me.
What?
What should you do?
Well, you know...
You know...
There are a few things you shouldn't do, right?
For example, your faces should be taken away.
Eh, what are you saying?
Who are you talking about?
No, no...
Don't say 'who' like that.
For example...
For example, if you take away someone's groupie...
You know...
Good Morning!
And if you hit him...
That doesn't really matter!
That doesn't matter!
No, no, you shouldn't do that!
You shouldn't do that!
It's fine, I'll come in the morning and say "Good morning!" and they'll be like "Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute!"
It's not like that, right?
No, it's not like that...
Shut up!
It's not like that!
What?
Don't do that!
Will it work?
Will it work?!
It's not like that, right?
If you don't do it, it's over.
Right?
For example, if you...
If you...
If you hit Akko-san in the stomach and run away, it won't work.
But...
Stop it with the unnecessary things!
Then it's not like that.
If you say it's not like that, it won't work.
And if you do something to Kitajima Saburo's nose...
If you do something to his nose, it probably won't work.
What do you mean, "if you do something"?
Yeah, but...
Saburo-chan isn't staying still at this point.
Even if Saburo-chan stays still, George won't let him do it.
What are you doing, old man?!
That's enough, George!
You're not saying anything, George!
Is there anyone who doesn't remember that?
Hamada-kun, come here for a second!
Who is that?!
No, I mean...
If Saburo-chan...
If Saburo-chan goes away for a while...
If I go away for a while...
First of all...
I think I should quit.
Why do you think you should quit?
Oh, is that so?
Hey, you guys should ask more!
"Why did you do it?" or "What happened?" or something like that.
No, I was watching it!
Why did you do it?
I said, "ask more!"
That's enough, girls. Do your best.