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Tenjinyama Ski Resort!
With many skiers and snowboarders crowding here and there,
for the first time in downtown,
we, members of "Gaki no Tsukai", have gathered!
The first "Gaki no Tsukai" is here!
Chigi-chigi-shuku-millennium!
Slide, slide, charisma skier!
It's a sad title, but...
It's sad, but we went out today!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
We wanted to do something together.
Let's do it!
The weather is nice, isn't it?
It's nice, isn't it?
But how about you two?
I don't know why you're in here.
It's none of your business!
That's an interesting reaction!
There's no way out of this!
So, today...
What are you doing?
You said you didn't have glasses!
You said you were addicted to glasses!
Today, we're going to try skiing for you!
It's easy, isn't it?
I can't do it!
You can do it!
I'm not a comedian!
I can't do anything!
You have to spread out more!
You can do it?
We... well...
We can do a little bit of skiing!
We can do it!
Why can you do it?
Six years ago...
I was a reporter for a ski show.
What's wrong with you?
I said something I didn't like!
Why did you react like that?
Whose reaction was it?
It was Mr. Ayano's reaction!
Why?
Why did you react like that?
I'm his friend!
Why did you react like that?
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Are you serious?
No, I...
He said he can do it!
I've been wearing it for five years now.
Really?
I wore it with my girlfriend.
I left my girlfriend and...
It's like this for today!
It's like this for the whole day!
Hey, turn on the TV!
Today's final goal is...
This!
Ta-dah!
With that torch...
We can't be separated!
It's like this, right?
That's right!
This is...
What's wrong with you?
If you're going to talk, talk!
It's funny.
It's your voice!
This program has been brought to you by these sponsors.
Yama-chan's Ski Great Gathering!
Ski Great Gathering?
First of all...
And now, let's introduce our members' ski skills!
First up is "downtown"!
They've been on a show together before, but they didn't learn it from anyone, and they're both amateurs!
Next up is "kokoriko"!
Before, they only worked as reporters for a ski show for half a year, and they're both pretty good at it and have a lot of confidence!
They have the ability of a middle schooler!
And now, let's introduce our representative staff!
They're both in their late teens, and they've never skied before!
They're completely amateurs!
First of all...
"yukiyama no utagande"!
Yes.
Can you do it?
Why?
First of all, it's cold!
It's really scary when it's cold.
Do you understand?
Scary?
It's scary.
But that's why you're all dressed up like this, right?
Yes, yes.
It's okay.
Your ears are sticking out, right?
No, they're not sticking out!
Your ears are sticking out a little now, right?
A little.
Your ears are sticking out a little.
If you leave your ears out in the cold for a long time, you'll get a cold.
No way!
What do you mean by that?
Then what should we do?
So please never forget that!
Right?
No, but if you leave your ears out in the cold...
...your ears will stick out.
If you leave your ears out in the cold, you won't be able to go anywhere, right?
That's right.
But you're all here, right?
Yes.
So for today, it's okay, right?
Wow!
For today, it's okay, right?
Well, you know that you're slipping yourself, right?
It's about time for a big laugh.
A laugh worthy of a laugh.
Today, it's really...
...mean?
Go home!
Today, there's something you really need to pay attention to.
What is it?
These are snow eyes.
Snow eyes?
Snow eyes!
You really need to pay attention to these.
You know, it's really sunny today, right?
Seriously, seriously.
Don't even think about it.
For example...
...if you leave your eyes out like this...
...your eyes will become snow eyes...
...and you'll get sunburned!
What happens when you open your eyes?
When my eyes are red...
Yes, yes.
No, it's not like that.
When you make that face...
Your eyes themselves change.
Your face looks like this.
It's snowing. It's snowing.
Is it snowing?
Wow...
Is it snowing like this?
I don't like it like that.
Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary.
Wow, is it like this?
It's Jackie, Jackie.
It's snowing! It's snowing!
First of all...
No matter how you slide...
You can't sink.
What?
What did you say?
What did you say just now?
We're beginners, so...
There are people who just slide like this, right?
What do you call that?
We call it "bogen".
Oh, "bogen".
Yes.
We're still beginners.
That's right.
"Bogen" is...
When you make a "ha" sound...
You slide.
If you do it like this...
You hit it like this...
It doesn't work at all.
Yes, yes.
You think you can do it, right?
Yes.
But if you do it like this...
You really feel like you can't do it.
What do you call it?
This kind of...
Can you raise your bangs?
What's going on?
You're sweating a lot.
I'm sorry, but I've only skied three times.
What do you call "gigumen"?
"Gigumen" is...
Please pay attention to this.
"Gigumen" is...
Don't say that.
You're scary.
Don't say that.
Mr. Heibo, which do you think is the most correct?
Falling from my butt.
Correct.
I'm an amateur, but I know it.
You should never fall from your butt.
I see.
Don't fall from your head.
If you fall from your knee, your knee will get worse.
Will it only get worse?
Your knee will get worse.
If you fall from your hand, you will hit your hand.
That's why you thought you would fall from your hand.
Fall from your butt.
The correct answer is number 3.
Yes.
Sir!
How do you stay there?
Don't say anything!
I didn't ask you how you stay there.
You didn't ask me.
Can you tell me how you stay there?
I didn't say it.
Really?
Yes, you didn't say it.
How you stay there is...
Don't make fun of me.
Seriously.
Yamazaki's training didn't work out at all.
The members are heading to the terrain.
What kind of training will it be?
Let's start the training.
Yes!
Actually, I prepared a special instructor for today!
Really?
Fujiwara sensei!
What?
Please!
Wow!
He's holding something.
Wow!
Is that a pig?
I think so.
Is it a raccoon snack?
I think so.
Wow!
You!
What's wrong with you?
Wow!
You're really good!
You're amazing!
It's a short one.
It's called "mini-ski".
Wow!
You've been doing this for a long time?
When I was in college, I worked part-time at a ski resort.
Fujiwara-san has a second-class license from the All Japan Ski Association!
Yoshimoto Industry Manager Fujiwara Hiroshi, 31 years old and single.
Is this what people do not depend on their skills?
With his second-class technique recognized by the All Japan Ski Association,
he is truly "cool and dynamic"!
With his white silver and purple clothes,
he has the power to overwhelm others!
Thank you for coming today, Fujiwara-sensei!
Thank you!
Now, Fujiwara-san.
Yes?
You're in good shape, Fujiwara-kun.
Yes.
Today's goal is somewhere else.
Yes.
I'm thinking of doing a prank.
Actually, for this project, it's a lie to think of drawing a school!
Fujiwara, who teaches skiing,
wants to do a prank on the other hand!
I regularly watch Hamada's violence.
Why do you do that?
More and more.
Why do you do that?
I'm moved by it.
If you think about it, it's not a prank.
Well, that's right.
It's not at all different.
Well, last time, Tanaka was swept away.
Once upon a time, Tanaka was pranked by Fujiwara- sensei.
He made the man on the bench cry.
Downtown!
What's that?
You're kidding me, right?
Hamza, who is afraid of getting cut, should be included in Fujiwara's story as well.
Fujiwara and I are both afraid of getting cut.
But I can teach him a lot of things.
If I get hurt somewhere, I'll fix it.
But I'll cut it here.
It's a can, but it's like a hammer.
You're kidding me, right?
It's a can, but it's like a hammer.
It's like a can, but it's like a hammer.
TV viewers will say, "When will you cut it?"
I'm looking forward to it.
Fujiwara thinks it's bullying.
Don't do this, don't do that.
I'd like you to watch it.
Will Hamza's can really explode?
Fujiwara, who doesn't know anything, will start recording.
First of all, I'd like you to put a board on it.
I'll say it, but it's your first time.
I know.
You're an amateur.
It's okay.
It's okay?
It's okay.
I'll do my best.
Let's put a board on it.
If you cut it straight like this, it will go forward.
Cut it so that it is 90 degrees from the slope.
I see.
It's easier for you to hold the stock.
First of all, hook the part where the toe hits and step on it.
Wow, it's convenient!
Do you know that it's not convenient?
I'm a little scared. I don't know if it will slip.
It's slipping!
Jump and land on the slope.
It's terrible!
To prevent injury, we'll start with warm-up exercises.
We'll do warm-up exercises like this?
Yes.
Let's do warm-up exercises.
First of all, we'll stretch the muscles and loosen up.
I'm ready!
Lesson 1. How to walk.
Walk like you're walking normally.
Like you're walking with your knees up.
Walk normally.
Walk like you're walking normally.
Can you straighten the board?
It's okay if you tilt the board.
Like this?
Yes.
Next, Matsuno-san.
Walk slowly and steadily.
It's okay!
I'm scared!
I don't know if I can do it.
As expected of experienced players, Kokuriko and Yomasaki managed to clear the course.
However, Heipo...
Good morning!
Saito-san, this way!
Heipo-san, you're going behind me.
Oh, wait!
Saito...
You look like a doll.
Where did you come from?
Go for it!
What's that?
Today, I'm in charge of bogey.
He can do it all.
Let's change direction.
Put your feet...
Raise your head a little bit.
This stock is to support your body.
Turn it over and put it behind you.
Then you will slip.
If you have a sense of height, you can stop it.
Turn it over and put it behind you.
A little more.
It's dangerous.
Are you okay?
That was dangerous.
Let's do a quiz.
Both of you!
Don't lose!
It's really dangerous.
What do you want me to do?
Are you okay?
Can you raise your stock a little bit?
I hope you can move!
I will step on it.
Do your best!
Oh my!
The members fall one after another.
Anyway, we will leave it to you.
Can you really do it?
When you stop, you don't have to close all of your eyebrows, but you have to make a "hanoji" posture.
The center of gravity should be directly below the body.
If you do it like this, you can stop.
You have to slide straight forward.
Can you slide?
Can you do it?
Wow, this is tough!
This is really tough.
If you can push your heel out like this, it will be a fun posture.
Let's do it here.
Mr. Kaito, please.
Is the lesson finally getting serious? First, from parallel.
Hey, hey, hey!
Where are you going?
Hey, you!
Ouch!
Next, "hano" posture.
Make your "hanoji" posture stronger.
Yes, that's perfect.
And...
Throw it back and push it out.
Yes.
Like this.
That's it.
That's dangerous!
Without further ado, Fujiwara's lesson continues!
Isn't it a little early for you?
That's right! Take it a little slower!
Yes.
It's already full!
Lesson 3 - Bougain
So it's the same as before...
Can we stop?
I'm sorry!
Can we stop?
There's even a board in your house!
This is a complete abandonment!
I'm sorry!
Are you serious?!
Even if you get hurt for no reason, you can't go home!
When I saw that...
Even if you say that, it's dangerous for us!
That's right!
Kamata and Matsumoto are doing their lessons well and improving!
Bougain, who slides diagonally while talking, has cleared for now!
Is that enough?
Yes.
Lesson 4 - Turn
Now you're going to turn right...
If you put your weight on your right and left feet...
The ski will naturally bend...
Can you do it?
Yes.
You can touch your shoes with that speed.
What was that?
If you put your weight on your right and left feet...
The ski will naturally bend...
He's like a ghost!
You can't do it!
Maybe you're right.
Right?
Yes.
That's it.
What are you looking at?!
You can't speed up at all!
Yes.
What are you looking at?!
You can't bend!
You can't bend at all.
What is this?!
Lesson 4 - Slalom
The last lesson!
The last chance to prank Fujiwara!
You didn't bend at all!
That's right!
You can't do that!
Hey, Fujiwara!
Yes?
You should do it!
It's dangerous!
Take it easy.
Yes.
Take it easy.
Are you okay?
Yes.
But you suddenly passed me.
When you do that...
How do you do it?
Yes.
Well...
If you do it like you're doing it now...
As long as you do it like you're doing it now...
I think you'll be okay.
Of course!
Matsumoto claimed the lesson was dangerous and tried to make Fujiwara nervous.
But Matsumoto slipped at the perfect timing.
At last, Matsumoto lost his balance!
Not this way!
Byron! Byron!
Not this way!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
Are you okay?
Huh?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Sit down! Sit down!
Huh?
Ouch! Ouch!
Sit down! Sit down!
Ouch! Ouch!
Can you move your back a little bit?
Can you do it with that speed?
I think you can do it with this kind of soft snow.
What?
Maybe you can use it for playing the piano.
Can you do it with that speed?
I can't do it.
I think you can do it with rolling.
I'll try it for now.
I'm sorry.
You said it at the beginning.
Yes.
You said you'll do it if something happens.
Yes.
Hey! I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Are you OK?
Are you crazy?
Yes.
Hey!
Yes.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Yes.
What?
Yes.
Hey!
I'm not a monkey!
Hey!
Yes.
I'm sorry.
You're not a monkey!
You're a monkey!
Yes.
That's enough.
Great success!
I was surprised.
I wanted to see it!
I couldn't see it for a long time, but I was crazy about it!
When I saw it for the first time, I was very surprised.
I didn't know which world I was in.
I didn't know there was such a crazy thing.