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I think I remember now.
Well, well, well...
This is the first show of the year.
Yes.
It's been a year since the first show of the year.
That's right.
Well...
Can I leave it to the guests of today?
You don't have to leave it to me all the time.
But...
You're doing it on purpose.
Is that so?
When I came in today, these people were piling up.
That's right.
What kind of reaction is that?
Well...
The star is passing by a little more.
Is it okay for me to do it again?
Well, well...
Don't worry about it.
It can't be helped.
You're treating me like an idiot.
Oh, you're rude.
You're an idiot.
But...
You say "ah".
Well, really...
Why do you ignore me?
You can tell right away.
Don't hit me so hard.
The skin won't come off.
It's burnt.
Anyway...
Yes?
In the end...
We never met in Guam.
Oh, that's right.
Yes, that's right.
No, it seems like you met me once in Niagara.
Yes, I did.
I noticed it.
It seems like I avoided you.
You're full of weight.
Why did you avoid me?
What do you mean?
Why are you like that?
You know, like going to the pool...
It wasn't about the pool.
Oh, really?
A car came.
I didn't know about that.
We were going...
And we were waiting for the car.
Outside.
And it was there.
And Keien said "ah".
And the car came to us from the front.
And Keien said "ah".
And I said "ah".
And he said "ah".
And I said "ah".
And he said "ah".
And I said "ah".
And I passed in front of you.
And a taxi stopped here.
And you got off.
Oh, really?
I got in the car and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I just got here."
"Which one?" I said, but I couldn't find it.
But I don't think you got in the taxi.
No, I didn't know it was a taxi or a car.
Oh, then you might be right.
K-mart says it a couple of times.
Why do you say it a couple of times in a place like that?
No, it's just...
Why do you say it a couple of times?
It's just...
I say it a couple of times.
Who told you that?
Oh, really?
I said, "What should I do tomorrow?"
"Let's go to the pool," I said.
Then I heard that Hamada-san's family had made a reservation.
So I said, "Oh, there's definitely going to be a show the day after tomorrow."
You know you don't have to say it on purpose, right?
Yeah, that's right.
"Hey, you little fool," you say.
In the end, you're going to be blamed for this.
It's like you, isn't it?
Yeah, that's right.
It's going to be like that, so I quit.
Oh, really?
Yeah, but...
You know what?
It's my first time going to a place like that on New Year's Day.
It's a little annoying, isn't it?
I mean, I heard you were really bad-tempered.
You got mad at me all over the place.
Everyone said that about you.
Now that you say it like that, I'm going to get some of the information you got mad about me, too.
On the next flight, some family member took a picture of me.
So as soon as we landed, right?
When a family member flashed me with a flash, I said, "How many times did you do that?!"
I said, "Don't get so mad."
I tapped Hamada-san's shoulder and turned around, and he said, "It was Tashiro-san."
That's what I heard.
That's correct.
That's what I heard.
I asked him "what are you doing there, you bastard?"
He said "well, well, well, don't get mad" and took me out.
I said "what the hell is that?", and I said "oh, it's Tashio-san"
I said "oh, it's me" and said "oh, it's Tashio- san"
and he said "oh, you saw me in person"
Well, it's true.
Why is the Osaka family so worthless?
That's right!
I said that last year too!
What's so bad about it!?
He got mad at me, he got mad at me!
How do I say it...
He got mad at you and got angry!
The people of Tokyo, when they see you, they do a little bit of a low tone and come up to you and say "can we take a picture with you?"
Usually we also say "oh, sorry, we don't have any more photos" and say "oh, I'm sorry" and say "oh, that's too bad" and say "oh, that's a little bad, can we take a picture with you?"
- Why? - Ah, wait, wait, move! Don't come back!
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- So, that damn Osaka family is really...
- "I'll kill you!" they say...
- How do you say it? They try to teach others, you know?
- In a loud voice? - In a loud voice...
- They treat you like a thief!
- "Hurry up and run away!" - "Hurry up and run away!"
- At that point, they'll come to you, right?
- "Sorry, I can't help you anymore." - "You don't love me, do you?"
- Then, at the end, they'll give you a good beating!
- Definitely! Definitely!
- "You're such a stingy old woman!"
- Seriously! - You understand me, right?!
- I'm trying my best to make you feel better! - No, no, I'm trying to do both of them!
- Seriously! - "You're such a stingy old woman!"
- "What are you doing?!" - "What are you doing?!" - "You're not together today!" - "Huh?!"
- "You're such a stingy old woman!" - "You understand me, right?! You're such a stingy old woman!" - "Why is that funny?!" - "What's funny?!" - "You're laughing!" - "You're laughing!"
- I was so mad and so angry!
- Because of you? - I enjoyed so much when it was cool in a pool with quilling water.
- Wasn't that great? It cleared up my stress a little bit.
- Then I saw the kids, and I was like "Hey! Isn't that from Tokyo?!" - "Yeah he is! Bald guys!"
- "Bald guys?"
- They added the same kind of music.
I don't like bald men. I don't like bald men.
I don't like bald men.
It's like a rice ball.
That's enough.
I won't let you do it.
Can you bend over for an hour for about 50,000 yen?
I want to do it at Duty Free's stairs.
At the second floor.
That's enough.
I don't like bald men.
I really want to do it.
There is a video of him taking a picture of his own child.
Obviously I don't know what you're talking about.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
I'm not taking a picture of you.
I know you're taking a picture of your own child, so I can't say it.
But you're aiming at me.
When you look me in the eye, I'm like...
I want to run and...
Hey!
Don't look at me like that!
You're annoying me.
I'm really angry.
I know you are.
But you've said it many times before.
You know what I mean, don't you?
I know.
When we were playing music, you were obviously taking a picture of me.
You looked at the camera and...
I noticed it and said, "Excuse me."
I'm not taking a picture of you.
Go away.
You're really good at saying things.
I'm not taking a picture of you, so go away!
You told me to go away.
I went away and ate for 3 minutes and came back.
You're angry, aren't you?
I'm not taking a picture of you!
I'm really angry!
You were talking in the restaurant.
I'm really angry!
You were talking in a loud voice.
Now you're angry and you're like...
I have a theme, so I can't deliver it.
But I don't really care about it.
So I said, 'Stop it!'
The waiter came up to me and said, 'Should I do this or break it?'
He came up to me like this to stop me.
What are you talking about?
He did it normally.
He was able to speak properly.
You can't take pictures.
But you can shake hands.
But you can't say 'no' to a picture.
But you can say 'no' to a picture.
You can't say 'no' to a picture.
Right?
You're annoying.
An airplane is an airplane and it's annoying!
A kid...
What is that?
A kid...
A kid is flying!
Why all of a sudden?
What's changed from before?
It's funny.
What's different from a minute ago?
You don't say "Ahhhhhh" all of a sudden, do you?
No, when I arrive, I think "this is it, this is it", and then I get happy all of a sudden, you know?
You know, for me it's like a hijack, you know?
No, why?
When you arrive, you say "gwaaah", and when you step backwards, this part opens up, you know?
It's like they put it in there.
Is it a cinema?
When you step in, you say "hyaaaaah", you know?
You can't even say anything.
You can't even speak Japanese, you can't even fly an airplane...
You can't even speak English, you know?
You're not in your right mind.
Is that in the wide show?
No, I haven't seen it yet.
You haven't done it yourself?
I haven't done it.
Oh, you know...
When you arrived, you were there, but...
Yeah.
I think you didn't treat me very well, so...
Yeah.
I don't think you were treated well.
Yeah, you're right.
Your lower jaw wasn't in a good condition, so you were holding it all the time, you know?
Oh, my jaw...
J-jaw?
Something came out of it, you know?
My jaw isn't in a good condition.
What do you mean?
No, no, no, no.
You're not talking, are you?
No, I'm not, I'm not.
You're not talking?
No, I'm not, I'm not.
Oh, I see.
My jaw isn't in a good condition.
Oh, I see.
Usually, when I go out and someone comes up and says, "I'm waiting for you, can we talk?"
No, my jaw isn't in a good condition and usually...
Your jaw?
No, my jaw is fine.
My jaw isn't in a good condition and I was about to bite the back of someone in front of the plane.
My jaw isn't in a good condition and I said, "Excuse me?" and said, "I'm sorry," but he took it anyway.
And you said, "Wait for me?"
No, I didn't say anything.
I asked him and he said, "Oh, you're right," but he just said it.
I was probably...
I was told, "If you go any further, I'll tell you, so please."
So I said, "Well, it's fine. I didn't do anything wrong."
So I walked a little and there was a bus stop.
I said, "It's faster to take this bus."
So I took the bus and when I got to the front of the entrance, I saw someone waiting for me in the back.
Are you going back?
Yes, yes.
"No, no," like that.
Who is he?
He's a bad actor.
He's a bad actor. Shazam!
I didn't say anything, but...
Really?
He's a bad actor. Shazam!
Mr. Matsumoto, who is Kobayashi Sachiko's stylist...
Yes.
Please tell us about Kobayashi Sachiko's costume for this year's Kouhaku.
That's a quick question.
Well...
Have you decided yet?
I've decided.
What was last year's Kouhaku like?
It's weird for me to say it, but it's weird for the stylist to say it, too.
How was it, everyone?
What was it like?
What was last year's Kouhaku like?
Has anyone seen it?
Huh? Huh?
Kaguya Hime.
Kaguya Hime?
Kaguya Hime.
Oh, it's Kaguya Hime's costume.
Well...
If I say this, people might say, "Hey, don't say it."
Maybe the cut might bend.
What?
Maybe the cut might bend.
Last year's Kouhaku was red.
Huh? What do you mean?
Huh?
Huh? Last year's Kouhaku?
Last year's Kouhaku was red.
Does that mean it's a different color?
But this time it's yellow.
No, no, no.
What about the size?
Is it the size or the color?
You...
It's not the same color!
Of course it's not! You're looking at it!
No, no, no, when it was like this last year, it was like this...
It's a little rough.
Don't enjoy it!
It was like this, but it was like this...
I don't know the difference that far!
Oh, is that so? That's strange...
If you say "this year it's like this", it's a boring story.
Ah...
Skeleton...
What is it?
I'll wear a skeleton.
You'll wear a skeleton?!
It's all transparent.
So it's like my father.
Finally!
Will NHK allow it?!
They won't allow it, will they?
Why?!
Because they're taking off my veil.
What do you mean "veil"?
I'll finally do it.
Oh, you will?
Matsumoto-san also experienced it, but...
Yes, yes.
At Hamada-san's house, children use a very disgusting way of spending New Year's Eve.
What kind of way is it?
This is really disgusting.
What is it?! What about your education?!
Is it about money?
What is it?!
Become a demon of money.
What is it?!
That's disgusting, isn't it?
What's disgusting?!
What kind of way is it?
It's like jumping out of a car.
That's a hit!
You can't say that as a joke!
I said, "Are you okay, me?!"
Happy New Year, you.
That's funny.
Well, I have no choice but to do it.
That's right. You have no choice but to do it.
I have no choice but to do it.
I'm a big kid, and I'm old.
When I get home, I've already taken the orange in front of the car.
What?
(Laughter)
You put that much on your rice ball?
You even ate the orange!
I've made a number of talk devices, Mr. Matsumoto.
I've noticed that all of your devices are fake, right?
F-f-f-fake?
Fake?
If you're going to fake it this year, you should make "Morning Musume"'s "Love Machine" or "Hiromi Go"'s "Goldfinger"...
"Ninety Nine".
Isn't it correct?
It's correct.
For now, Mr. Matsumoto, please make a new talk device.
It contains Mr. Matsumoto's past fake stories.
Ian Bakan says he's faking Uncle Hi-Sigh.
It's false.
(Laughter)
I've prepared a sound.
(Applause)
Ian, you can't do that there.
(Humming)
Is it fake?
(Laughter)
It's fake.
"Taxi Driver".
This is completely original.
"Tokyo Bus Girl".
Taxi Driver
No, it's not.
You should say "Taxi Driver" instead of "Taxi Driver" !
It's not like that. It's almost the same.
What is it? "Matchan Baby".
This is completely original.
"Kawaii Baby".
Kawaii Baby
No, it's not like that.
What is it?
"Kawaii Baby" is a great singer.
If you fight in court, you will definitely win.
No, it's not like that. I won't win.
I think you will win.
Either way, you should make a device for this year.
I will make one.
But you won't make "Matchan Baby", will you?
Why not?
You can't get out of it.
If you have a clear reason for that...
I got it.
That's the most important part.
Right?
That's right.
So, just give us a hint here today.
What kind of hint?
You know, when we were doing "Sarangil", you made up a base.
I did, at the end of "Yoga".
If you do that...
Oh, "Yoga" will smell.
If you do that...
A musician who watches "Sarangil" might say...
If that's the case, we'll do it.
If you could just give us a hint here...
Is that so?
What could it be?
I want to start with "Wow!"
Wait a minute.
Let's speed up.
I want to start with "Wow!".
I want to start with "Wow!", and say...
Macchan, Hamachan, this is fun!
Hey, you're still doing something there!
I'm not doing anything.
It's fine, it's fine, really.
Macchan, Hamachan, Macchan, Macchan, Macchan, this is fun!
Hamachan, that's enough.
What's wrong with you?
Hey, shake it off!
Hey, let's start with "Ballad".
You're starting with "Ballad"?!
Let's start with "Ballad".
Hey, wait a minute! Let's start with "Ballad"!
What do you mean?!
Are you going to change it somewhere?!
I'm not doing anything.
Let's go with that. Let's start with "Ballad" and change it.
Is that fine with you?
No, it's fine. That's what I usually say.
Should we make it a countdown song?
It'll be like this.
But isn't a countdown song good?
One... um... one... right?
One or two and "what are you saying?"
What are you saying?!
Yeah, isn't that good?
But you've done all of the countdown songs so far.
Yeah, I'll do it.
If it's like "this is it!"
I'll do it! I'll do it properly!
What are you saying at the beginning of the year?!
I just want you to decide on a title.
What's that? Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia...
Mamma...
It's decided.
Mamma Mia...
The title is Mamma Mia...
Wait a minute! Give me some time to think!
I'm from Osaka!
Well...
It's fine, but...
I was only told the title.
The title is...
Then it's Mamma Mia.
"Tears of Mamma Mia" is fine.
Don't make me laugh!
"Tears" is fine!
Then it's "Os...
Os Mamma Mia".
Really.
I don't know.
Is that fine?
I understand.
Os Mamma Mia.
Recently...
I'll release it recently.
Really?
If you're watching this on TV...
If you're a musician...
If you say you'll make it for me...
Os Mamma Mia.
Os Mamma Mia...
The title is...
"I can't pee".
You can't!
You can't say you can't!