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[New Year's Day Special Project]
Happy New Year!
Today's New Year's Day Special Project is...
In 1999's "Gaki no Tsukai Yaara" episode...
We will send you an interesting VTR "Best Ten".
Today, I will be your general advisor.
Yoshimoto Industries.
My name is Fujiwara Hiroshi.
Congratulations!
That's all for today.
What did you think of Matsumoto-san in 1999?
Well, how should I put it...
It was a year of nothing special.
Nothing special...
Thank you.
I'm sorry...
Hama... Hama... Hamada-san...
From 10th place to 7th place...
I will be taking this.
VTR "Rotation".
Dirty!
This project is about moving around the city while playing a game in a bus.
Adults of all ages are desperately trying to play popular games among young people.
A humiliating punishment game was waiting for those who lost.
The second place goes to...
Akihabara!
Katsura!
Sanshi!
Welcome!
Katsura!
Sanshi!
Endogara!
Katsura!
Sanshi!
Welcome!
Endogara!
Katsura!
Sanshi!
Welcome!
Katsura!
Sanshi!
Welcome!
Go to Akihabara!
Matsumoto-san is gone.
What's up with you?
Can you say "kashitsugi"?
What's up with you?
I'm really moved.
What are you moved about?
Ouch!
You're a pervert!
What are you thinking about?
Nothing.
Happy 1st anniversary of the founding of Fukuoka University!
This was fun.
It was really fun.
It's still expensive.
Maybe 12 o'clock will win, so let's go home and get a 12 o'clock badge.
12 o'clock badge!
Congratulations on your 15th day!
It's hard!
This is tough!
Today, B-class people have gathered again!
B-class comedians...
B-class actors...
B-class musicians...
C-class copywriters...
Copywriters!
Once a year, a big event!
An annual "batsuri" tournament organized by artists from all walks of life!
This time, too, various faces have gathered from all walks of life...
A passionate battle on water has taken place!
The winner is...
Kanto Akan!
Bye-bye.
7th place is the old-fashioned big fight between kids and adults.
Old lady's kiss is getting closer and kiss is not enough!
The competitors who competed in each tournament
became old lady's Egypt one after another
in fear of approaching kisses and secrets!
In this competition, downtown will go through a fierce battle that will remain in the variety market
and will finally face a shocking moment!
The name of the person who rode the Chouja Banzuke in 1999!
Best Ten!
Uh... Akashia-sama...
Eh?
SHUT UP!
STOP IT!
No!
That's what you're always saying!
Shut up!
Stop it, you guys!
Are you all right?!
No, no, no. It's a little out of tune...
SHUT UP!
Who is it?!
It's not me!
That face!
He's licking my nose!
You stink!
You stupid nosebleed!
What a nice face you have!
That old lady really has a nice face!
She even came over for a beer!
Well, she did come over...
It's raining!
Well, she did come over...
You're fast, aren't you?!
What are you doing?!
You're making me angry!
You stink!
Who said you could say that?!
You're making me angry!
I'm going home...
Good luck...
You're scary!
You stink!
You can't do this!
You're really slippery!
Be careful!
You stink!
Thank you for listening!
Hey! What are you doing?
Wow! Wow!
Help me!
Five...
Ready...
Go!
Go! Go!
Kuiharui-tan, who was thrown into the bus by Okama,
Forced his wife and son to participate in the filming.
Moreover, he even asked for the prize money for the game.
And...
Huh?
Are you okay?
Ma'am, I won! Ma'am, I won!
Hey!
No, it's not like that...
Ma'am!
I hit my leg a little earlier...
A little earlier?
You're dead!
You're right.
I'll tell you about it later...
No, but it was prize money, the first ambulance.
Why? My wife fell down!
It was first an ambulance!
I think it's strange, but if it's my body, I know why it was first.
No, if it's Itago-san's body, it was first an ambulance!
You're right.
It's just that you know for sure.
I think you'd say the same thing.
But come here.
It was first money.
Money, ambulance.
Ambulance and money are strange.
For now.
For now, right?
I won the prize money.
Yes.
I understand.
Itago-san.
Ma'am!
Itago-san!
Itago-san, your wife...
You're getting married, aren't you?!
Of course we are!
Hey!
It's Tanaka!
Everyone, gather!
Tanaka, who tried to end the game with his own vision, gathered everyone.
But in the end, Hamada had a tough prank waiting for him.
You are the winner!
I'm the winner?!
Kogintaro is the winner?!
Why am I the winner?
Is this okay?
I don't think it's okay.
Is it okay?
Yeah.
What do you want me to do?
Huh?
Yes or no? We've done the same thing twice.
I'm sorry.
Do you know what I'm doing? Do you know what I'm doing?
Your own...
Huh?
Your own...
My own? I don't have my own!
I'm sorry!
What is it with you?!
This is scary.
I'm sorry!
What is it?!
Huh?!
It's okay.
What is it?!
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
What is it?!
You...
You're lying, aren't you?!
Hey! Don't cry!
I really didn't mean to cry!
You guys are so cool!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This is so funny!
You guys were laughing so hard!
This is still... Um...
Kosuro!
That's enough! Seriously!
You guys are so uncool! Seriously!
You guys could have won first place!
You could have won first place!
That's enough! Seriously! Stop it!
This is so painful!
You guys are getting punched hard!
Even though I'm doing this as my partner,
this guy is a scary guy!
He's a scary guy!
He's a scary guy and he's a good guy!
This is still... Um...
This is still a famous scene from last year!
This project brought scuba diving inexperienced divers to the pool!
At the end of the 10th anniversary celebration, we were going to take a commemorative photo at the bottom of the 5m deep pool, but...
I won!
What?
Tell me!
That's right!
Hey, listen up!
You're not telling me anything!
You're not letting me talk!
It's finally time for their 10th anniversary commemorative photo!
What will happen to Hamada and Matsumoto?
Hey, I think I'm getting too confident!
I'm sure you'll be good at it!
That's a shocking prediction!
I don't know what's going to happen! Even if I lose my head!
If Hamada can't do it, I can't do it either!
Let's go over there!
Okay, okay!
I'm gonna go over there!
Okay!
Come on! Come on!
What!?
(Laughter)
In the end, Hamada couldn't dive alone.
The commemorative photo has become like this without Hamada.
24 hours! Hamada Masatoshi in business!
Today, in the 3-second campaign of Japanese TV, I will challenge myself in business for a whole day!
It's raining today, so everyone, please take an umbrella and go out!
(Laughter)
Amateur! (Laughter)
Super TV in business like business!
Four minutes until the next business. Hamada hurries to change clothes. Matsumoto's instruction is Stan Hansen!
(Laughter)
Four minutes until the next business.
It's been a long time since I've been here.
(Laughter)
I don't know at all.
I've never been here before.
(Laughter)
I've never been here before.
Four minutes until the next business.
(Laughter)
Super TV in business!
Even Puchin Puri's old man has become a step-man.
Sometimes!
24 hours in business!
TV audition is also in business!
Is there something in it? (Laughter)
Next, Matsumoto's instruction is...
Oh, it's over there.
(Laughter)
It's old! (Laughter)
Super TV. Tonight at 9pm.
3... 2... 1!
(Laughter)
What's that?!
(Laughter)
Are you scared?
What are you doing?!
I know what you're doing, but your face is so hot!
(Laughter)
The maverick is getting ready.
I'm tired.
♪ I'm wearing tiger panties ♪
(Laughter)
Don't mess with me!
(Laughter)
24 hours. Masatoshi Hamada is in business.
He only has one left.
I'm sorry, but it's the last one.
The last one.
It's here.
What is it?
(Laughter)
It's an ideal.
Of course.
(Laughter)
I think "last" has a good meaning.
(Singing)
I see.
That's right.
Isn't this number one?
It's number one.
I wish it came out.
Suga-chan's Punch-up Show
I wish it came out.
I like it, too.
Is it "that"?
Is it "gag god"?
Shoji-san's 'that'
Is it "gag god"?
This is the announcement of number one.
Number one.
"vtr" "gag god"
Are you really doing it?
I think it's "gag god".
"vtr" "gag god"
And the number one song is...
"this project".
Wow, I'm so excited!
It's decided that he'll be eliminated.
Can you see the difference?
It's reflected vertically.
This is it!
0.3 seconds.
0.03 seconds.
His jaw is up!
0.03 seconds.
His jaw is up!
OK, I admit defeat.
Wait a minute.
Why do you admit defeat?
I won't lose anymore.
Ah!
So, the Hamada team lost the punishment game!
Why are you so optimistic about the punishment game?
You don't like it, do you?
No, I don't like it! I don't want to do it!
I want to do it smoothly and not get punished for it!
No way!
I'm sure you'll think bad things about it!
There have been many famous matches.
This is one of them.
This is a battle of sweat and tears.
The result is a victory for Matsumoto, who betrayed his expectations and challenged the Hamada team alone.
And there is only one problem left.
What kind of punishment game will the Hamada team play this year?
So this is where it all came together.
Yeah, that's right.
This is it. First place, right?
That's right.
And the punishment game is also in progress.
This time, it's a punishment game for four people.
Since it's four of us, it doesn't matter if it's one person or three people.
It doesn't matter?
It doesn't matter if it's one person?
For example, if it's four of us.
It doesn't matter?
It doesn't matter.
There's nothing we can do about it.
If I had said something good about this punishment game, it wouldn't have become a punishment game.
It's your fault.
That's right.
It's really your fault.
I don't think the ending was that bad.
If Hamada-san had caught it well, I don't think we would have lost.
This is your fault?
That's right.
This isn't your fault?
Of course it's my fault.
But, if you look at me now, you can see that I didn't have a difference.
If you had made a difference there, Matsumoto-san would have panicked and we would have won.
No, I didn't make a difference.
We know you're losing because of that.
No, I didn't make a difference.
That's too naive of you.
No, you would have made a difference if you had said it earlier.
If you say it like that, I'll get this angry!
Oh, I messed up.
What? What did you say?
What are you trying to do?
I don't know.
Rather than that, I wanted to say "look at this belly", but there was a button on it, so I couldn't say it.
Calculate it, please!
This year as well, I hope you will continue to support us.
Rather than that, look at this belly.