AISubs v3.5
Look forward to it once a year! Everyone, let's get excited! It's a big party!
Let's forget about work and have fun!
Kogorigo, how have you been this year?
How have you been?
Kogorigo, how have you been?
Kogorigo, you're so old!
I was born with a gag called "hohohoi" in the end.
Thank you!
It was a year full of that.
How about you, Kogorigo?
Good luck!
How was this year for you?
It's been a good year.
It's been a good year?
You didn't invite me before.
We'll talk about that later.
Cheers!
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Without further ado...
What?
Isn't it too soon?
Let's have a ring tournament!
Shall we start?
Let's go!
First one!
Here it is!
Yes, please!
Here it is!
What is it?
It's I-16!
Shall we continue?
To continue...
What is it?
It's N-32!
OK!
It's I-32!
OK! OK!
It's I-32!
Here's the third one.
If you're close, please come forward.
It's I-21!
Bingo!
What?
Good morning!
Wait a minute!
We only have three so far.
But the bingo...
Where was it?
I was late.
You were late?
Good morning!
I'm sorry for being late.
Being late is like a kid's year-end party, isn't it?
Yes.
But it's like a pilgrimage.
You're wrong.
We have reach, but we haven't got bingo yet.
We only have I-16 and I-32.
We can't do anything about I-16.
What about bingo?
You're right, we only have three so far.
That's one thing, but everyone gives out their products.
Yes, everyone gives out their products.
Oh, you had one, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
I see.
I'm sorry about that.
We'll give out our products.
Wait a minute.
This is the fresh one we had in the store, right?
No, it's not.
We had it.
No, it's not.
Same chance?
Yes.
Who is it?
It's my wife.
Did you have a wife like that?
That's right.
Really?
Who is this?
She's my daughter.
Harumi.
Harumi?
Yes.
Harumi?
Anyway...
Can we talk for a second?
We can't do anything about it.
Bingo's have been ringing.
We're stuck here.
The flow is weird.
That's right.
Congratulations!
Bingo, congratulations!
Congratulations!
Let's continue.
Wait a minute.
Let me say what we've said.
One more product.
Your wife is also a bingo player?
This is completely different.
She's a bingo player, right?
Of course.
The types are different.
It's true.
It's different.
The articles are different.
It's like that.
"Triple Reach", "Yacht Bingo"...
"Triple" is "mix".
That's weird.
Let's continue.
Congratulations!
Let's go!
Go for it!
Alright!
Go for it!
It's out!
"n"!
It's "o" 68!
"o" 68!
"n" is "n"!
Alright! Let's go with "n"!
"bingo" is...
"n" and "n"!
"u" and "n"!
It's "bingo"!
"u" and "n" and "bingo" is...
"bingo"...
Excuse me.
Huh? What's this?
What's this?
There's no original form, so...
What's this number?
No, it's "bingo".
You just wrote it, didn't you?
What?
There's a "freeze" at the end like this. Isn't it weird?
What is it?
It's "bingo", isn't it?
"bingo", "bingo", "bingo"!
Wait a minute. Even if you say it's "bingo"...
"bingo", "bingo", "bingo"!
It's not "bingo", "bingo", is it?
It's just a normal paper, isn't it?
It's "bingo", but it's a child's paper.
It's something a child knows, but it's different.
If you guys say "bingo", "bingo", I want to say "bingo", too.
It's "bingo" because it's "bingo" school.
Isn't there a rule?
If you don't get it...
We might have said "bingo" too much, but...
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
What's wrong? Are you okay?
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
What's wrong?
You can't even say "bingo" properly!
You were talking just now!
You're an adult! You're saying "bingo" but you said "bingo" wrong!
What's wrong with you? Don't you know?
You should call an ambulance!
That's enough!
Right? Are you okay?
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
Right?
Are you okay?
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
That's enough! Do it!
Let's go!
Let's do it!
It's out!
It's "B-3"!
"B-3"!
You said "B-3" again!
"B-3"!
It's "B-3"!
"B-3"!
This is a bit...
Super Famicom is "bingo".
You're a kid. You can't say "bingo" like that!
Right?
Is it this one?
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
Right?
Wait a minute. This is...
This is "bingo"'s most eye-catching part.
Even if you give your kids a DVD...
I don't know if they'll play it...
On the contrary, I think they'll enjoy playing those games more...
You don't think so, do you?
Of course not!
No, you do, don't you?
Of course I do!
She said it! "Of course I do!"
What? What's wrong?
You can't say that!
You can't say "no" like that!
What is this?!
Uji, give it back. Give it all back.
No, no, no...
I want you to give it back.
This is "bingo".
I'm sorry, but...
You can't just take it like that.
I can't give it to you.
You can't just take it like that.
I'm getting mad.
I see.
You're saying it's a lie?
Yes.
I'm getting mad.
Then let's do it!
Let's do it!
But...
What should we do?
Is "bingo" not a choice?
Umm...
Um...
Be cheerful.
Yes.
Rock, paper, scissors tournament!
You get your Hawaii trip!
Share!
Very generous!
That's a lot!
I'll do it...
The person who lost loses.
The winner is the loser.
Only the winner will be left.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Are you ready?
Oh, it's a lot less.
Rock, paper, scissors!
One more time?
I'm sorry.
What? What's wrong?
I just ran out of the house.
Did you go home?
I did.
We were supposed to sit down and play rock, paper, scissors, but...
Obviously...
I want you to sit down.
Give me the board.
In rock, paper, scissors, you lose if you play rock, paper, scissors.
So...
I looked at the board and it was rock, paper, scissors.
You're good. I've always won.
Let's go forward and do it here.
Let's do it like this.
Can we do it in front of you?
Do it in front of me.
Please do it in front of me.
In front of me.
Can we do it?
Now, Hawaii.
Like this?
Like this.
Rock, paper, scissors!
I won.
Look at it.
There's nothing wrong with it.
I won.
How was it?
I saw it with my own eyes, but...
It's like this.
I really changed it.
See?
I changed it, right?
Let's be honest.
You changed it.
You changed it, didn't you?
You didn't, did you?
You changed it.
It's okay for me to think about it, but don't say anything.
In the end, there are only three people who won.
It's already decided.
What do you think?
I don't know if it's from the person who won earlier.
I don't know how I felt when I won.
I don't know what I was doing.
I don't know.
If you give me Hawaii, I'll extend it.
I'll give you a pair or one person for Hawaii.
One person for Hawaii?
Yes.
On the contrary, can you do it for one person in Hawaii?
It's Hawaii.
In such a large place.
One person?
There is enough food and volume.
Can you do it for one person in Hawaii?
What do you want to do?
What about your family?
It's a pair anyway.
It's impossible for the three of us.
My neck hurts, but I'm wearing it.
Your neck hurts? What's wrong?
Did you get hit?
Are you still healing?
I'm almost healed.
I'll do it if you say no.
I'm sorry.
It's okay. Take it back.
It's okay.
I can't do it anymore.
Thank you for your hard work.
Can you do it for one person in Hawaii?
I'll give you one more person later.
Can you do it for three people in Hawaii?
Hawaii.
Thank you for your hard work.
Have a happy new year, everyone.
She gave me a book.
Who read it?
Book.
She didn't read it.
Mr. Matsumoto.
Maybe it's over with this face.
Let's go.
It's hard to get.
That's why the interior...
Let's change it right away.
Oh, yes.
Let's change it to "bohemian".
It's too late for "bohemian". There's no one who knows it.
Oh, is that so?
Well, it's okay, though.
It'll be new when it's older.
Is that so?
Let's change it.
Do you understand?
No, no, but you know...
"donkey kong rob 14" is interesting.
I don't know.
I've been doing it for a long time!
I don't know.
I've been doing it for a long time, so I don't know if it's interesting.
It's fun!
What's interesting about it?
Well, it's like...
Well, there are five monkeys.
And there's a barrel.
If you put "bohemian" in the barrel, it'll change again.
It's different.
It's fun!
That's what people who do it do, right?
If you get into it, you'll grow up.
It's a waste of time!
But you can't stop it.
Oh, is that so?
And you know...
It's like you're carving a tattoo in your brain.
Well, it seems like you know it.
You look like you're having a really hard time.
Even when you're sleeping, it comes out all the time.
Even when you're eating, you're like, "Huh? Maybe I should go there next time."
It's like you know it.
You're so into it, what are you going to do? There's coins over there!
You should go there!
No, I really can't do it anymore.
I see.
That's how it is.
I had a fight with a foreigner the other day.
Oh, I see.
I'm parking my car in my house.
And he's like, "Are you in this room?"
With his hair up.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's confidential!
Even if you say you're in this room, you know you're in the way, right?
You don't have to go that far...
You don't have to come to me.
You're welcome.
I said "Welcome", and a white man came out.
He's about two meters tall.
He's got big arms.
Hey, you stupid car driver! You don't know Japanese?
He said.
I don't know anything either, you idiot!
And then he got in the elevator, and all of a sudden, a foreigner came out.
He's like, "Whoa!"
You don't know English, you idiot?!
He got in the elevator...
And then he got in the elevator, and all of a sudden, a foreigner came out.
It was this far until we got there.
I don't know what to say. I'm speechless.
Did you have fun?
Yes, I did.
I'm getting mad. You should've cut him in half.
I'm glad you hit me.
You're only about two meters tall.
But what if he cuts you in half and shoots you from above?
Me? No way.
Why not?
I can dodge a lot of things.
I can dodge more than you think I can.
I'm big, you know?
What if he shoots me from above?
First of all, that's not possible.
I'll show you how it's done.
Like this.
How do you do it?
Oh my!
I just stuck it in there!
It's already broken, you know.
It's not broken!
Hang in there, you're on stage.
It's not broken!
That's the cause.
Even if it's broken...
It's not broken!
So, Captain, is it okay for it to be like that?
Well, most people know how it works.
Because, no matter how big you are...
Even if you're a gorilla...
It doesn't bend like this.
Of course not!
Right?
As long as you know that, it's okay.
There's this way of doing it.
When you think about it like that...
You should watch a movie.
A movie.
You should watch "Love Story".
As for how you bend your chin...
You have a charismatic presence.
I have a question for you, Mr. Mazumoto.
My chin is bent...
How do you fix it? Please tell me.
Well, it's unpleasant.
What are you talking about?
This is an erotic species.
It's true that I'm...
Right?
An ugly chin monster human being.
Will it heal? Won't it heal? Even if you say that...
You know, I really don't like that.
We humans originally came from where we were hidden.
Is that so?
Yes. Humans originally were monkeys.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
Monkeys would pull out the trees and...
Ah, you said it.
Right? At that time we weren't hidden.
Yes.
Because we were monkeys.
But was there a reason for it?
Yes, yes, yes.
What was it?
First, there were people who said "Let's get down from the tree!"
Ah, yes.
Right? At that time...
Don't say stupid things!
Why do we have to get down from the tree?
Isn't it fun on the tree?
Of course, there were people who said that.
But it's different!
There are definitely various adventures in the earth!
We have to expand our field more!
There were monkeys who said that.
And when we got down from the tree...
Bwaaah!
Up to the tree...
Bwaaah!
Depending on how we fell...
The city could be destroyed.
So...
When we first got down...
We were falling!
But everyone said "Keep going!"
And we became funny monkeys.
When we got off the train, we were all covering our faces.
For example, when we were gathering as kids, me and Tanaka.
We are of the same kind.
We can only tell the difference between our chin covered faces.
We say "kakaku".
Tanaka always comes back and says "kakaku".
I've never seen anything like it.
We know each other better than drinking, cooking, or traveling.
Chin-traveling!
It's not something you guys can do, is it?
But you don't know anything about it.
But you know a lot about it.
Among us, Antonio is said to be the head of the family.
That's amazing.
Even when you say "kakaku", Antonio is like...
No way!
His rank is different!
He's always at the top!
He's above the clouds!
If you ask me.
You can't even talk to him.
That's right.
So you shouldn't look down on him like that.
You shouldn't look down on him like that.
Thank you.
He's not here, is he?
I don't know, but... I got it.
Um... Kishida...
Kyoko?
Kyoko-san...
If you don't do it for money...
What?
For example, when Kishida-san is eating out at a restaurant, and I say...
He gets really angry. "What is it?!"
I can't eat it! Gashan!
Because we're from different families, and we can't communicate at all.
But if you do it for money, it's amazing.
It's like a shakurete.
Sometimes, when you say "shakurete"...
This is complicated.
If you say it with wine, it's like rose.
While the washing machine is running, what is going on?
What is it?
I think it's like a party.
For example...
What will you be?
A T-shirt?
A T-shirt...
Haynes!
Then what will I be?
A brother?
Can I be a brother?
So, when you do it like this...
Like this...
Ahahaha!
Haynes, how do you laugh like that?
The water comes in like "daaah!"
At that moment, I'm a brother, right?
Ahahaha!
Like that, right?
But... "Ahahaha!"
This is how it is.
There's nothing more fun than this!
What do you think? I'm trying my best to stand up and show you.
And just now it was only "Hange" and "Braja".
There's more.
But there's more "sedego" and many more.
"Pantsita" and "kutsushita".
"Kutsushita kyodai" will come, too.
"Hitorimon" will come, too.
"Kutsushita american" will come, too.
Hello! Hello!
"My name is "kutsushita"!"
Eh? You've lost your socks?
You're an American!
Hello!
Hello! Japan is fun, isn't it?
Where were you originally from?
When you were new...
I think it's really fun.
I want to be like that.
But if you open it like this, people will think you're watching.
Ahaha!