AISubs v3.5
Let's risk our lives for this one sip!
100,000 Yen battle!
Emergency Tea Competition!
I'm looking forward to it!
Last time we did it with coffee, right?
Yeah...
That's right, we didn't even have the word "delicious"
This time for sure, we'd like to do it!
There's also something you don't know about it
That's right!
There's something you don't know about it
Happy Punch!
That's right!
What is this?
Is this tea?
Oolong tea!
Isn't "Happy Punch" the name of the tea?
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First up is Endo's challenge!
The member who talks the most about tea is...
Coca-Cola's oolong tea!
FAM!
Here we go...
W-w-what kind of taste is it?
It's like the tea is running in your mouth
It's like it's spreading all over you
It's a fast-paced tea
There's no such tea!
This one!
What is this?
It's oolong tea!
It's definitely not oolong tea
There's nothing worse about it
Oh, you know that?
Yes
I wonder if it came from "Happy Punch"
That's right, I've never drunk "Happy Punch"
"Happy Punch" came from "Happy Punch"
Even if you think it might be "Happy Punch", you want to drink "Happy Punch", right?
That's right
You want to drink "Happy Punch"
The one I drank is...
This "Sandori" oolong tea!
It's definitely not "Happy Punch"
You know that?
Yes
This tea has a lot of flavor
It's definitely not "Happy Punch"
What I drank wasn't Ito En's "Golden Orange"!
When you put it in your mouth, like I said earlier, the speed is fast, right?
The speed at which you put it in.
It's about the same speed as this guy.
The speed is fast!
I'm sure you got it right!
- Really? - Yes.
The one I drank is...
...this "Golden Orange" fan!
You did it!
I was waiting for you!
This guy!
Seriously?
You're amazing!
You got it right!
Amazing!
- It's true! - I'm so mad!
Thank you!
Can you let me do it?
Wait a minute!
Can you let me do it?
You guys chose a difficult one.
That's not true!
I don't know what it is at all!
But I think I've drunk it before.
So I think it's "Happy Punch" or "Sarara Tea".
The one I smell the most right now is...
"Golden Orange"?
Yes, please.
What?
Which one?!
What's wrong with you?
You startle me!
What are you talking about?
This is so weird!
Which one?
I was going to say "moan" but I stopped at the end.
It wasn't like that before but "moan" really sounds like you.
Can you give me an hour?
Why?!
What's wrong with you?
The one I drank...
wasn't "moan"!
Thank goodness!
I thought you wouldn't know anymore.
Because we look alike?
Again?
It wasn't "moan"!
The one I drank...
wasn't "moan"!
Don't lick me!
It didn't go in.
It hurt!
This time it's No. 3 and No. 3's Tanaka!
And then it's Yamazaki and "keep standing up and fail"!
The three of them got hit by a powerful pint!
The last challenger is Hamada!
He's going to challenge Jawaty's "drinking tea"!
For now...
This is just out of curiosity...
No, no!
Simply...
I know!
You peeled it off.
It's a transparent bottle, but you peeled it off.
The one I drank was...
Happy Punch!
Huh?
You scared me, Nohon-chan.
He's laughing like crazy.
The one I drank was...
Zoff's Nohon-chan!
Four.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
Does it matter if you don't drink it?
What do you mean?
Ha, ha, ha!
Does it matter if you don't drink it?
Oh, damn!
I should have drunk something else.
But it's different!
The beer I drank was not cheap!
Ah!
This is...
But I think you've completely forgotten about the taste.
That's right.
Huh, it looked like this...
It looked like this...
What's up with this guy?
Whatever, I'll go with this.
I drank...
JAWA TEA!
I'm so happy!
How did you know?
I can't believe it!
Thank you!
Wow!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
What should we do?
Let's do it one more time!
I don't like that bottle anymore!
That bottle is scary!
In the end, Mazumoto, Yamazaki and Tanaka, who couldn't give up, helped each other and challenged for revenge!
Hamada and Endo's careful selection decided the topic to be JAWA TEA!
Oh my...
Then, please have a sip.
This is...
Not much!
Huh? Is it over?
Tanaka-san, you already drank it all. Are you okay?
I'm not hungry anymore!
Are you okay?
I'm not hungry at all!
There's still a little bit left!
There's four of them!
Then, the three of them divided the 20 bottles and started drinking them!
The strategy worked and in no time, 13 of them disappeared into the trash can!
Then, there are only 7 teas left!
I'm not hungry anymore...
Yamazaki-kun...
Hanaga-kun!
Professor!
Our dream has finally come true!
Finally?
Professor, it's true!
No, it's not.
What?
No, it's not.
Not at all.
It's not.
But now that you say it...
I feel like we've gone one step further.
All right!
Say it!
We have chosen...
not to drink...
Sokoujuu-san tea!
Ouch!
All right!
It is not Soukenbi tea!
It is not Nijuu-yon tea!
It is not Juuroku tea!
All right!
It's here, it's here, it's here!
Wait, you haven't drunk the tea yet?
No, this is bad!
It's really, really bad!
See?
This and this...
It's a neck and neck!
It's a neck and neck, right?
Right?!
If he could sing, he would have appeared!
It's really...
If we had to choose between the three...
This is the most different.
That's right, I think so too!
It's the least similar.
It's definitely floating.
It's the least similar.
It's not similar, it's not similar.
I know, but...
It's probably...
I don't have complete confidence in it...
It is not Slat tea!
Yes! It's here! It's here!
Wow!
To be honest...
To be honest with you, I think...
You think?
I think it's a little closer...
No!
No, no, no!
This tea has a little...
Bitterness.
When I drank it earlier...
It didn't have this bitterness!
It's Salala tea!
No...
This...
Before you drink it...
It tickles your nasal cavity, doesn't it?
What are you talking about?
The smell...
Nasal cavity...
It's very similar!
I'm more of a Salala tea fan!
I'll make it clear for you viewers...
This is it! This is exactly what it is!
On the other hand...
I'm also no-hon-cha!
He's been at it for 30 minutes!
Then I'm in a neutral position!
No, you can't be like that!
You can't be like that!
You're weak!
It's either you push it through or it breaks!
Yes!
But in terms of weight...
What can you do about it?
If you're fine with two against one...
That's right!
That's fine too!
I see!
Then I'll do it!
The one who loses gets punished!
Are you sure?
Yes!
I'm definitely no-hon-cha!
Okay, I'm no-hon-cha!
Then...
Tanaka and Yamazaki...
Wait a minute!
What?
Well...
It's Salala tea, right?
- It's Salala tea. - Right?
- And me and Takago are from No Hon Tea. - Yes, we're from No Hon Tea.
We're from No Hon Tea Team.
Very good!
I can't deal with you guys! Salala tea is fine for me!
Now...
The one I drank is...
Freshly brewed...
Salala tea!
I did it!
I did it! I'm a panda now!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
You know...
To be honest...
This time...
I told you not to drink tea.
I told you to smoke!
I told you it's better to smoke!
Tea is not funny!
This kind of thing...
No one can say anything about it!
So...
You know...
Go fuck yourself!