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(Laughter)
(Bang, bang)
From now on, I, Yamazaki Hosei, will begin a small-scale trial.
(Laughter)
Prosecutors and audience members, please enter.
(Cheers)
(Groans)
Then, defendant Hosei Yamazaki, please enter.
Please enter.
What's with that attitude?
Prosecutor, please read out his statement.
Yes.
As a musical instrument user, regular talent, Hosei Yamazaki has appeared in this show for the second time.
Sometimes, he has pulled his legs and had a negative impact on viewership, but basically, he has contributed and created numerous laughter and has brought the show to life.
However, behind all of that, as a talent, he has done what should be done, that is, for the sake of being a person of small scale, he has caused enormous inconvenience to people.
Therefore, I hereby request for Hosei Yamazaki's trial of small scale to be adjourned.
Prosecutor Hamada, please provide evidence.
Yes. In fact, regarding this trial, when we held a meeting last week, when we were deciding on the title, even though it was decided that Hosei Yamazaki's trial of small scale would be adjourned, the defendant, Hosei Yamazaki, said, "Make it a cute trial, Yamazaki!"
(Laughter)
He said that until the very end!
Is that true?
It's true!
Is it really true?
It's true!
I can't say it!
(Laughter)
Do you have to say it in such detail?!
Yes!
I really said it!
Ah, you said it!
(Laughter)
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In "Kids' Project Meeting", scenes like this often happen.
Hmm, what should we do next week?
Matsumoto-san, we've only had studio projects recently.
Next week, why don't we use Yamazaki-san's body for a project?
Oh, that's fine!
The excitement rises once more. However...
I'm sorry!
Actually, my ribs hurt a little, so I can't do a project with my body!
Eh?! You're kidding!
It wasn't like that earlier!
No, it really hurt, but I held it in!
That's why, next week...
R-really?
Well, it can't be helped.
I'm sorry! It's my careless mistake!
Yamazaki, who hates being physically tough,
uses all kinds of lies to crush the project.
Moreover, these exposed lies are spread out even during the opening project production.
This is one of the scenes in "Kids' Project Meeting", where Yamazaki Kokoriko and young entertainers kick each other.
Yamazaki was about to show off his veteranism against a young entertainer, but...
Ouch! Ouch!
Move! Move! Move!
Move! Move!
OK, let's start over.
OK!
OK, let's go.
Let's do it like this.
OK!
It's a ball.
I'm sorry.
I won't use my hand.
I'm sorry.
Is this serious?
You've got to be kidding me!
No, it's serious.
Where?
I don't know. Here.
Get out of here!
What are you doing?
This is a live performance.
Do your best for the team!
By the way, you're lying.
Don't lie!
I lied.
Now, like this...
I've told you a lot of small lies.
I can't believe it.
I'm sure you're all relieved now that you've done it.
But on the spot, it's like...
Huh? I can't do it.
But once you try it, you can't do it.
You think you can't do it.
That's nothing. It's just a really small lie.
But it wasn't a lie at the time.
You thought you really broke it, so you should say it, right?
No, it was really painful.
It was really painful.
But if you break it, it's not a big deal.
That's right.
No, I've never broken anything, so I don't know.
Then say it!
I don't know if it's a big deal or not.
Just say "it might be."
It might be broken.
No, well...
If you ask me about "it"...
I heard from a young writer that he was very nervous.
From my experience, when a young writer is nervous, it becomes a very scary thing.
I worked so hard,
I might be killed in the middle age.
I know that.
You know that?
I know that a little.
You know it, right?
I know it.
I was like "oh, this is bad!", but my gut worked for a long time,
and I decided to not let it happen,
and I was lying like that.
I admit it.
Do you have any other small lies?
I don't think I have any,
but when we play mahjong together,
for example, when Matsumoto-san calls me,
"Hey, you want to play mahjong, don't you?",
"Well, I'm in Nagoya right now".
I hear that from time to time, too.
Hey, stop it!
Who do you think you are?!
It's a fact.
It's really true.
Who do you think you are?!
Hikobu, what you just said...
No, you can't say that.
Miyazako, you can't say that.
Tell me what "no, you can't say that" means!
What does "no, you can't say that" mean?
Don't say things like you're dragging the show down.
No, it's not like that.
It's really not like that.
Who do you think you are?!
Come to think of it, I've been told that I'm in Nagoya a couple of times.
Hey, don't you have any shame?!
This guy is annoying.
That's terrible.
Even when we were shooting "Thorough", he said his fingers were broken.
Oh, that happened.
It didn't come out properly.
It did, it did.
There's no way a finger like that would come out like that.
How about you, Sorya?
No, it's broken.
I mean, it's my ring finger, but...
Your ring finger is broken?!
No, but...
It's a terrible ring finger.
Um...
That happened in September of last year.
Hey, Hamada-san.
Yes, yes.
Look at this.
What is it?
What do you mean "look at it"?
It's right here.
Which one?
Right here.
It's a little swollen, isn't it?
I don't know!
What are you saying?!
Is there anything else?
Yes.
I sometimes look at things.
I see.
For example, when I'm on the phone and I'm about to go eat,
and I say, "Tanaka, I found some really good ramen recently."
"Oh, really? Then let me go to that shop," he said, and that shop was the one I introduced you to, Mr. Yamazaki.
That's so cool! Really!
That's so cool!
That's...
I won't say it, but...
Is there such a thing?
No, there isn't.
Is there such a thing?
It's the same with words.
I didn't know the meaning of the word "trauma."
I taught him about it.
He taught me about it.
I didn't know about "trauma."
And you know, you answer what I say with some kind of interview.
That's amazing!
That's what I call "trauma."
Stop it!
You said what I said in Mexico!
Really?
This story begins a year before.
The fourth Gaki no Tsukai Aranen, and soon, the Entertainment Awards!
Every year, the Gaki no Tsukai Aranen, which is held in Kawaguchiko, holds the Entertainment Awards.
Yamazaki can work with big names like Itoi Shigesato, Okuda Tamio, and Eguchi Yosuke, and he can feel that he is one of the entertainers.
The events of last year happen after this fishing competition.
The filming of "Himokure" is over.
Thank you for your hard work!
Yamazaki is in a good mood to go back to Tokyo.
I had a lot of fun today!
Tamio and Eguchi are funny, aren't they?
Well, I'm the funniest one!
Yamazaki is in a good mood.
When he entered the highway, he stepped on the accelerator as hard as he could because there were few other cars.
Let's go! It's my bench! Yay, yay, yay!
At that moment...
D-did you take it?!
My speed violation proof photo! Was it taken by Orbis?!
No way! What should I do?! This is bad!
Yamazaki was completely depressed.
The next day, as expected, he was called by the police and squeezed with oil.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
And on the day of this year's fishing competition, Yamazaki decided to go to Kawaguchiko with Matsumoto.
Good morning!
Good morning! Sorry about that, Yamazaki!
What are you talking about?
Ah! It's totally fine!
Sorry about that!
Look forward to it!
I'll catch a lot of fish!
It's been a year since the last fishing competition.
Yamazaki's tension has been high from the beginning.
Things were going well for Yamazaki's car.
I'm waiting for the people to come out! I'm not going to lose!
"Hey, you're pretty fired up, aren't you?" Yamazaki flew it to the president, but...
"Ah! I remember now!" "What's wrong, Yamazaki?"
"Ah! What are you doing?!" Yamazaki suddenly hid his face while driving.
In addition, Yamazaki's car speed has decreased from fixed speed to 70 km/h.
No, actually, last year, I was taken a picture in this area by Orbis.
It's annoying, so I can't do anything about it.
Hey, you can't be taken even if you don't speed up, you bastard!
"No, I will be taken!" "Anyway, move your hand!"
"No, it will never move!" "Just move your hand!"
No! I absolutely don't want it!
After that, Yamazaki continued to hide his face with his hands until Kawaguchi's exit.
"Judge, I got a testimony from the witness about this incident. Is it okay?" "Yes, please."
"Well, it's pretty much the same, but..." "The same..."
"Actually, it was about 60 km." "60 km!"
"To be more precise, you were driving a Tanaka, weren't you?" "Yes, I was."
That's because it's Yamazaki's big Thursday.
Orbis takes pictures for the first time when it's about 140 km,
"so even if you say it's a big Thursday..." "Yes, yes."
I won't take it at all!
"Does that mean you don't believe me?" "That's right."
"To be more specific, you're noisy!" "To you..."
I thought you'd get angry, but if you do, you'll show it to Orbis again.
"No, I won't." "Well, you took it anyway, didn't you?"
Judge, do you have any reaction?
First of all, even when I was caught for the first time, I still sympathize with Matsumoto- san.
"Actually, that's right." "Yes."
Even when I was caught for the first time, I still sympathize with him.
At that time, I was just a maintainer once.
Right? Matsumoto-san sympathized with me.
"Should I tell you honestly?" "Yes."
To be honest, I'm Matsumoto-san's maintainer idol.
"I went with Matsumoto-san to get angry with him!" "What does that mean?"
Why didn't I get angry with him?
What are you talking about?
Also, there are a lot of things I've done wrong.
Even before, when I was punished for playing an instrument for a punishment game, I hated it so much.
But in the end, I got punished for it, didn't I?
So, I was surprised at my next action.
I bought a wig somewhere in my neighborhood.
And I took it to the hair salon and asked them to put it on my head before I got punished for it.
And I asked them to cut it for me!
And I asked them to mix it for me!
Why do you have to care about me so much?
What do you do?
Nothing.
This is one of the famous 'kid's jokes' projects, the 'Yamazegi VS Moriwan' project.
And what happened is that the two of them have their first confrontation.
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukaiara", Chikizugi, Yamazaki, Hosei, Ketsu, Koukai, Sparring!
The first match between the two of them was in this Yamazaki-Ketsu-Koukai-Sparring.
This plan of taking each other's pants, Yamazaki's battle list, and the last one to go up was Moriman.
What happened before the recording.
Good morning!
Oh, Yamazaki-san! Good morning!
Hey, is Moriman in yet?
Yeah, he's in.
There's something I'm curious about.
Huh? What is it?
No matter how strong you say you are, you're just a woman, right? I'm sure you'll win!
Yeah...
I don't think you'll lose no matter what you think!
Is that so?
Maybe I should tell Moriman about it!
Where on earth did he have such confidence in himself?
Yamazaki headed to Moriman's waiting room.
Hey, Esu!
Good morning!
It was almost their first encounter with Yamazaki,
and Moriman seemed a little nervous about his senior's appearance.
Um, about today's project...
If you don't get serious about it, we'll be in trouble!
Y-Yes!
If I get serious about it right away, it won't be funny, will it?
I know a little English...
Y-Yes...
Are you sure you're okay?!
If you lose your temper, you won't lose anything!
Do you understand?!
Yes! I understand!
Well, I'm counting on you!
Yes! I'm counting on you!
Yamazaki, who thought he would win and spread his obroism...
However, in reality...
Hurry up and go!
That's right...
If you don't go this far, you won't win.
Throw it! Throw it!
I saw it! I saw it! I saw it!
Hurry up and go!
Chief Justice!
Yes?
Regarding this matter...
I'd like to get proof from the witness, is that okay?
Understood.
Then, witness, please!
Court's judgement!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, witness, witness...
Court's judgement...
That's what I said.
Witness, is the previous VTR correct?
It's correct.
After we threatened him for the first time...
We've come back to the backstage room again, after it finished.
Yes!
After that, we asked if we were doing it too much.
He said "Come on, for real!"
This is...
Isn't that too much?!
This is...
Saying "do your best" and "do your best" too much...
What do you think?
Well...
Um...
You did do your best too much.
No, no, no, that's not it!
You...
You shouldn't have done it yourself!
You shouldn't have bought it!
No, well, how should I say it...
Um...
More like...
Playfulness?
Do you have playfulness?
What is this, playfulness?
There are times when words and this don't go together.
But...
Of course, in the ring I will lose.
I admit that, but...
I want you to fight in my field.
Where is it?
In the water.
So...
Why is the water in your field?
I'm really good at lung capacity.
When I was in elementary school...
I played brass band all the time.
That's fine!
We can do that match!
Can we?
Oh!
Hey, hey!
Why?!
This is your field!
You know, even today.
Even today, there are seniors in the dressing room.
They came in with a bad feeling.
I had a bladder surgery ten days ago.
So, even if there is a battle, don't go too far.
Be careful.
As for me, let me tell you.
This morning, I was on a show.
I put Mr. Yamazaki in there for work.
Then I took a break.
"What did you take a break for? Why didn't you take a break?" I said.
Because of the bladder surgery, my penis hurts.
I want to take a break.
Hey! You're funny!
You're funny!
Previously, Miyasako had to make a kid laugh on a show.
Hmm, what should I do?
Making a kid laugh is difficult.
Miyasako had a lot of trouble, but in reality...
Butt! Butt!
She successfully made a kid laugh and won a grand prize.
A few days later, this show was aired.
Miyasako's gag got a lot of attention.
A few days later, Miyasako was suddenly called out by Yamazaki.
What is it, brother?
Hey, you! The gag you did on that show is funny!
Really?! I'm so happy!
It's true! It's true!
You know, that butt! Butt!
Thank you very much!
By the way...
Give me that gag!
What are you talking about?!
Give it to me! Let me do it on TV!
No! No way!
No way!
Miyasako is confused by Yamazaki's gag.
But Yamazaki doesn't back down.
And then...
There's an unbelievable sight in Miyasako's eyes...
What is this?!
Butt! Butt!
Yamazaki already knew Miyasako's gag and did it on his regular show.
Miyasako is confused.
Yamazaki's intention was to get permission from Miyasako before the gag was exposed.
After that, Miyasako sealed Miyasako's gag.
Butt! Butt!
I'd like to hear the witness's testimony about this incident.
Please give us an explanation.
I didn't add any color to that part of the gag.
You didn't change anything?
I didn't change anything.
To tell you in detail, I said, "Give me that gag!"
No, I don't think it's good.
I'll do it.
No, I don't think it's good.
Oh, I see.
I pressed the video switch and went to the bathroom.
I was wondering what kind of video I had added.
And I saw that it said "butt"!
I was like, "Oh!"
And then, from the side of the wall, I was like...
This is scary!
This is terrible!
Kotohara, say something!
I'm talking!
You're not talking!
I'm still talking!
You're not continuing to talk!
Then, I'll say it.
I didn't intend to do it!